words in movies
Phoebe: Oh really? What was your first?
Chandler: Well what did it do?
Ross: Hey! Oh, Im so glad you guys are here. Ive been dying to tell someone what happened in the Paleontology department today.
Joey: Hey, yknow what?
Rachel: What?! Joey, you dont want to go on a date with a pregnant lady.
Rachel: Joey? Could you get that? (There is no answer and she goes and opens the door to Joey.) What are you doing here? I thought you were in your room?
Ross: What?! That-thats all the way cross town, Im supposed to teach a graduate seminar there in ten minutes.
Rachel: Now the filet mignon, what comes with that?
Joey: Yknow what? Bring her both, and Ill have the same. (The waitress leaves.)
Rachel: Okay. Wow! So I get to see what Joey Tribbiani is like on a date. So do you have any moves?
Chandler: You are not going to believe what I did today!
Monica: What is the matter with your hand?
Chandler: Come on, he wont even know what they mean.
Rachel: So tell me, what are Joey Tribbianis end of the night moves?
Rachel: you were 50 minutes late to the class, what did you crawl there?!
Rachel: You what?
Joey: Oh yeah, I still cant believe you havent seen Cujo. What is wrong with you?
Joey: Oh my God! You did too? It totally freaked me out, what was that?!
Joey's Date: Ew, yknow what? One time I saw this guy from behind and he seemed like a totally normal guy and then he turned around and it was Stephan Baldwin!
Joey: (deadpan) Ooh! Yeah. So yeah, so you know exactly what Im talking about.
Rachel: Yes! But what is wrong with this dog?!
Rachel: No! No! Seriously, whats wrong with the dog?! Wait a minute, what are you doing home so early? What happened to your date?
Rachel: Yknow, I never thought Id say this about a movie, but I really hope this dog dies. (Joey brings over a stool at sits on it next to Rachel whos in the big chair.) What are you doing over there? Come sit here, you protect me.
Rachel: Oh my God .Whats he gonna do now? I cant watch! (Drags Joey closer to her and cowers into his chest.) Oh. Seriously, how can you watch this? Arent you scared?
Joey: Monica? What time is it?
Monica: What do you say?
Ross: Thats not what this is about okay? I-I am a sports car enthusiast. I have always been into cars.
Joey: What's the big deal? You just say what you want to do to her. Or what you want her to do to you. Or what you think other people might be doing to each other. I'll tell you what. Just try something on me.
Chandler: But I made you a tape of what I think are all romantic songs.
Phoebe: What?! I thought you were crazy about her!
Ross: Hey, what you do on your own time...
Ross: What?!
Phoebe: Yeah, and yknow what? I dont give a tiny rats ass.
Rachel: What?
Chandler: What? Why?
Joey: (wipes face) So what are we gonna do?! We have no reinforcements! No-no food!
Monica: What did you say?
Rachel: Wait, what am I gonna do?
Ross: What are you doing?
Chandler: Are we gonna talk about what you guys did last night? Or
Ross: Guess what? I made Emma laugh today.
Ross: Hey! What are you guys looking at?
Ross: Yknow what I think it is? I think youve made such a nice home for her over the last nine months that she just doesnt want to leave.
Phoebe: Thats what I said.
Rachel: So what are you guys going to do?
Joey: But what if uhand Im not saying she will beBut
Joanna: Oh, Rachel, (pause) actually, y'know what, forget it.
Monica: What?
(and another bell for the correct answer. "3 to win" and "What a dog might say")
Chandler: (shocked) What?
Phoebe: Count for what?
Monica: What?!
Ross: No. I think you misunderstood what I was saying. What I meant was
Joey: And what?! Did you sleep with her?!
JOEY: Look, I'm sorry but that's what Joseph does, ok. If you try to pull somethin', he'll call you on it. 'What're you tryin' to pull,' he'll say.
Monica: What is that?
Rachel: Wow, Ikea... what a rich culture. Uhm, you know what? I have a friend who is a masseuse.
Rachel: Oh! Oh, I think Im gonna throw up a little bit. What did you say?
The Stripper: Whats he talking about?
Ross: What, you didnt get it? The doctor is a monkey.
Rachel: Hey, yknow what? Youre the one who wants to make this big change and move in with Chandler! You should be the one to go! Why should I have to leave?!
Chandler: All right, y'know what, we've been talking about London too much haven't we?
Joey: (disappointed) Oh... oh, but that's ok, I'll find someone else to do it... I'll do it alone, but... I don't know what happens if the sea turtle catches you...
JOEY: Thanks, yeah. I love this but ya know what, it makes me wanna pee.
Chandler: Just tell me what I need to do to make things right.
Rachel: (shocked) What?
MONICA: Hey, have you guys eaten, because uh, Richard and I just finished and we've got leftovers... Chicken and potatoes... What am I wearing?...Actually, nothing but rubber gloves.
Rachel: What?!
Ross: (to Monica) You wanna wander in the hall? (to Ben) Ooh, hey Ben, what if the Holiday Armadillo told you all about the festival of lights?
Chandler: Well, whatd you do?
All: What?!
Joey: What happened? What happened?
Monica: That's what you've been working on for the past two hours?!
All: Why, what happened?
Chandler: What if Mary-Angela comes to the door and I ask for Mary-Angela?
Chandler: What?!
Ross: Its worth the pain. (She goes to hug him again.) Yknow what, you know what? Its not.
Chandler: Love what you've done with the place.
Ross: What?
Rachel (on the phone): No, no, this is not what I ordered. Ok? I went all the way to New Jersey so that I could have the perfect cake for my daughter’s birthday and I need a bunny cake, right now!
Jay Leno: (on TV) ...Now what is this about you-you being arrested i-in London? What is that all about?
Rachel: (not seeing Ross) Whats your favourite thing about summertime?
Mr. Tribbiani: What kinda change?
Eric: (finds it) What a relief. It has all the numbers of the people in her prayer chain.
Chandler: What are you doing?
Monica: Its okay, cause y'know what? You dont really need me for the business.
Chandler: Well, that's what we said about Joey...
Leslie: What? Why not? You could make a ton of money.
Ross: (to the class) Right! So when Rigby got his samples back from the laboratory he made a startling discovery! What he believed to be igneous, was in fact sedimentary. Imagine his consternation when(sees Monica and Rachel.) Oh bloody hell.
Monica: What is it hon?
PHOEBE: I, I don't know what to say. I mean, you know, you're married to someone for six years and you think you know him and then one day says, 'Oh, I'm not gay.'
Monica: Y'know what, you can play with my dollhouse.
Phoebe: Ooh, this is so exciting! Ooh, God, what are you going to bet?
Rachel: What?!
Rachel: No, no Phoebe no, I was...no. You know what, I was, I was actually just checking to, see, if I could run. And I can!
Chandler: What are we gonna do?
Ross: Whats wah-pah?
Ross: Yeah, I know, so what? I mean, whos-whos to say? Does that me we-we cant do it? Look, huh, I was with Carol for four years before we got married and I wound up divorced from a pregnant lesbian. I mean, this, this makes sense for us. Come on! I mean, on our first date we ended up spending the whole weekend in Vermont! I mean, last night I got my ear pierced! Me! This feels right. Doesnt it?
Monica: What did the doctor say? Any news on when the baby will come?
SUSIE: Ooh. Ooh. But ya know what would be even sexier?
Monica: What do you mean?
Rachel: (entering, interrupting them) Hey guys! What's... (sees what they're doing and stops, the guys are stunned)
Monica: What?! What is it?
Chandler: What?
Chandler: Y'know what I think it is? It's the fishnet stockings. Y'know? Whenever I see a girl in fishnet stockings it reminds me of my father in fishnet stockings.
Rachel: Okay, you know what/ Youre going to have to call that plane and tell them to swing around and come and pick me up.
Chandler: All right look, if youre not gonna stay for me, then at least stay for them! Okay, they have had a very difficult year! What with the robbery and all!
Ross: Whats a koondis?
Chandler: What about that circled one?
Monica: What?
ROSS: What, woah, woah, $3500 at porcelain safari?
Joey: Yeah. Ya know what I think; I think we were all just being too negative.
Phoebe: What am I sitting on?
Monica: Yes smokie, that is what it was. I just can�t get enough.
The Casting Director: So uh well the director is insisting that whoever play that part be authentically, anatomically not Jewish. Do you know what Im saying?
Ross: No no no, believe me. No one has been waiting for this as much as I have, ok? And you know what the funny thing is? When this day is over, you get to go home with the baby, ok? Where does that leave me?
Ross: So are you sure about this whole moving in thing?! I mean its a really big step! And-and whats the rush?!
Phoebe: Listen, Mike, if you were Swedish and you were saying the word "lorkins" what flowers would that be?
Chandler: Big picture please! So I was in the gift shop, and thats when I uh, saw this. (He holds up a little, tiny baby jumper that reads I (heart) New York.) Yeah, yknow what? I thought anything that can fit into this, cant be scary.
Joey: Its not what you said. Its the way you said it Oh My God, Im a woman!!!
Joey: Yeah you see umm, well, I'm an actor. Right? So I gotta keep my emotions right at the surface y'know? See what I'm saying? I gotta lot of balls in the air. (Makes like he's juggling.) Y'know what I mean? It's tough! Guys like me, y'know, you wander around, you're alone
Chandler: Whats the matter honey?
Chandler: Hey, look, I know what it is to be a friend, I just-I just screwed up!
Joey: Yknow what? Dont worry about it, you still got me and Phoebe.