words in movies
(Onstage theres a knock on the door and Kathy opens it. We dont see whats going on, only hear it.)
Phoebe: Personal shopping? What is that? Like where you walk around with snooty rich people and tell them what to buy?
Monica: What are you doing?
Chandler: Im totally screwed. Okay, they are gonna be hot and heavy on stage every night, and then theyre gonna go to their cast parties and hes gonna try to undermine me. Y'know itll be like, "So wheres your boyfriend, whats-his-name, Chester?" And shell go, "No-no-no, its Chandler." And hell go, "Whatever. Ha-ha-ha-ha!"
Chandler: All right, look, look, what am I gonna do?
Ross: Yknow what, I dont know how comfortable I am going to see how hot the sex is between some guy and your girlfriend.
Monica: (laughs) Please, its a relief is what it is, is what it is.
Rachel: Hi, Im Rachel Green. What can I do for you Joshua?
Joshua: Anyway, she burned all of my clothes. I got away with two things. This suit and what turned out to be a skirt.
Chandler: Im right! Right? There was like no chemistry between them. Before they had heat, and now theres no heat! Now you know what this means, Joey told us what this means!
Chandler: Well, that is what happened, and I dont even see you denying this!
Kathy: Ill tell you what, Chandler, why dont you call me when you grow up!
Phoebe: Ooh, what do I smell?
Phoebe: What? What?
Rachel: Why? Honey, what is the big deal?
All: What?!
Rachel: Chandler, what did she say?
Chandler: Well, I may be drunk, but I know what she said! Then I went over to Beefsteak Julies
Rachel: You know what, Im gonna do that, Im gonna call him up, and Im gonna ask him out. I can do that. Ask him out. (Practising) How you doin? (Calls him) Hi! Joshua? Its Rachel Green from Bloomingdales. (Listens) Yeah, umm, I was wondering if you umm, if you umm, left your wallet at the store today? Well, we found a wallet, and we(Listens) the license? Well, that is a good idea! Uh, well, lets see here this says this license belongs to a uh, uh, belongs to a mister uh, Pheebs, and umm, yeah, so sorry to bother you at home. Ill see you tomorrow. Bye. (Hangs up) (to Phoebe) Youve done that a thousand times?
Joey: What the heck is that?
Ross: Hes right, what she did was unforgivable.
Chandler: Well y'know, what if she didnt actually sleep with the guy?
Joshua: What do you think?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey is debriefing Rachel on her rejection earlier that day and telling her what she shouldve done. Ross and Phoebe are watching.]
Joey: Okay, for next time, what do you say?
Joey: Whats ready?
Phoebe: Oh did youwhat did youdid you work for two days straight?
Monica: Pretty much. (to Joey) So, what do you, what do you think of the floor?
Ross: What are you saying?
Rachel: What?
Phoebe: Okay Rachel, I cant wait to live with you! And you know what we should do? Bring Monica and then we could all live there together! Well have so much fun!!
Rachel: What? What's what you were afraid of?
Chandler: What?!
Fran: Err... we know what we want.
Mindy: What do you mean?
Rachel: So what are you saying; I should run him under hot water and bang his head against a table?
CHANDLER: Hey, what did your agent say?
Ross: Hes right, even if its to say something complementary. (He stops and thinks about what he just said.)
Chandler: What are you doing here?
Ross: What?
Mr. Geller: I always thought that too. Tell me, what does your father do?
Rachel: What?
Joey: Ma, I'm sorry. I just did what I thought you'd want.
Rachel: Yeah but how do I start? I mean, whats-whats the first thing that I say? (They all pause to think.) Okay great! Thanks. (She starts to leave.)
Chandler: And the wiggle wharms and the zip zorps? (pause) What were the things you said?
Phoebe: What are you doing?
Rachel: Oh, God, ask them what they want.
Director: Whats the matter with you? Get out of here!
Rachel: What does she mean?
Monica: What d'you think?
MONICA: You know what? I'm not gonna be able to enjoy this.
CHANDLER: What if I never find someone? Or worse, what if I've found her, but I dumped her because she pronounced it "supposably"?
Gary: Okay, here he comes. What is he doing? What the hell is he doing?!
Phoebe: I don't know what I'm gonna do about this coat.
(He puts his leg up on the table to pass Joey the cookies, and Phoebe sees what the guys are laughing at, and gasps.)
Joshua: Well, what was supposed to happen?
Young Ethan: What?
Chandler: Yep, we're a couple and that's what couples do. And, I wanna meet your parents. We should take a trip with your parents!
Joey: All right Carl, were next. Now remember, what is not gonna be?
Ross: You know what, you guys, we don't have to watch this.
Joey: What?
Monica: What?
Chandler: What?
Monica: Okay, Phoebe, y'know what? That-thats it, thats it, all right? No dinosaurs, no ghosts, no giant dogs, okay? Theyre not the right size, theyre not Victorian, and they just dont go.
Steve: You know, I don't know what I'm looking for.
MONICA: What if my own baby hates me? Huh? What am I gonna do then?
Rachel: What?
Rachel: What?
Ross: What are you doing? We're going to a hospital.
Emily: Why dont we what?
Rachel: What, it's ok when Chandler does it?
Chandler: Thats not really important right now. What is important is; while we appreciate the gesture, we just dont feel bagpipes are appropriate for our wedding.
Ross: So Pheebs, are you gonna go back out there or what?
Chandler: (to Rachel) You see what I mean.
Rachel: So tell me, what are Joey Tribbianis end of the night moves?
Rachel: (refers to the table) What are these?
Ross: (goes over to Julio) Come here, here, come here, come here, (pause) Mrs. Buffay. Sorry, about what I said, umm, it was, it was insensitive of me to say that you were just a cat. When clearly you are also the reincarnated spirit, of my friends mother.
Rachel: Aah! Why? What are these for?
Monica: What are you talking about?
Chandler: (shrinks back) Right. You know what? Actually I just get off the plane, so I�m feeling kinda gross. Maybe I should just take a shower.
Phoebe: All right, I already didn't give them back to you, that's what I said. (Walks away over to Rachel.) Where is that other earring?
Rachel: Oh, really, well Ross, you know what? I am a big girl. I don't need someone telling me what is best for me.
Susan: What do you see?
Chandler: What about things that are already gold?
Carol: What does he look like?
Susan: What do you see? What do you see?
Ross: Yknow what? I can easily get out of this, but there is a chance you can get very, very hurt!
Monica: (opening it) Whats this?
Ross: Whats a scrud?
Fran: Whats she doing here?
Joshua: (turning around) Oh! You know what I need?
Chandler: Allright, I'm gonna watch it... I mean look, it's probably not even what I think it is... And even if it is... It can't possibly be as bad as what I'm picturing in my head... (laughs nervously) Can it?
RACHEL: OK Julie, so now let's start with your childhood, what was that like?
RACHEL: Ok mom, you know what, fine, I'll make an appointment ok, but you know what, right now, I gotta go, I gotta go do a thing.
Monica: Okay. So what do you.... you think she's faking?
Joey: What do you mean?
Monica: What, Phoebe, did you whip the potatoes? Ross needs lumps!
Rachel: Oh, what are you going to do?! Are you gonna go run tell Monica?! Are you gonna tell Joey?! No! Because then you will have to tell them what we did! We are desert stealers! We are living outside the law!
Phoebe: Remembered what?
Rachel: What did you just say?
Chandler: All right, lets break this down. What exactly did he say to you?
Phoebe: What does that mean? Does he sell it, drink it, or just complain a lot? (Chandler doesn't know.)
Monica: Wow! Wow! And its definitely all gone? Theres nothing there to work with? (Joey glares at her.) What were you thinking?
Rachel: So whats the final head count on my baby shower?
ROSS: Whoa, whoa, whoa. What, you don't, uh, you don't believe in evolution?
ROB: Because that would be fantastic. What? You wanna kiss me?
MONICA: What about the part where he has rabies?
Phoebe: Yeah! Its so much better than first grade when you dont know whats going on and definitely better than third grade. Yknow with all the politics and mind games.
Man: (confused) What?
Monica: Well, my breasts are going to get bigger weather you like it or not! And you know what? It's not just my breasts. My ass is going to get bigger too.
Joey: Well whats fun about that? You expect me to be the host of a boring game thats just people standing around answering questions?
Rachel: Now the filet mignon, what comes with that?
Joey: Oh, they're so cute! Now, what, what kinds are they?
Monica: What? So you guys don't mind going out with someone else who's going out with someone else?
Ross: Yknow what? Maybe, Mrs. Green, its not absolutely vital that you live with us.
Monica: Yeah! I mean it was really funny, I-I just don't think you got it. You see Kara's coffee is-is-is weak tasting, okay? But-but what Doug was-was imply that it was weak physically. You get it now honey?
Rachel: You know what?
Ross: Look at you! WhatYoure-youre this big executive! You are much more capable than you give yourself credit for. I-I have no doubt youre gonna be an incredible mother.
Carl: What?
Ross: What?! What? How do you, how do you even know its broken?!
Joey: Oh what then? Kick me?
Chandler: Sorry! I-I-I dont know what to say.
Monica: What did they do to you?
Rachel: What?
Hillary: And after that, what could I do except become a chef.
Joey: What up?!
Chandler: Yknow what? I-I kinda have.
Joey: I saw this movie once where there was a door and no one knew what was behind it, and when they finally got it open millions and millions and millions of bugs came pouring out and they feasted on human flesh. Yknow it wouldnt kill ya to respect your wifes privacy! (He walks away and into his apartment and looks the door.) Stupid closet full of bugs!
Phoebe: Well, I mean, then what happens if it doesn't work out?