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(Onstage theres a knock on the door and Kathy opens it. We dont see whats going on, only hear it.)
Phoebe: Personal shopping? What is that? Like where you walk around with snooty rich people and tell them what to buy?
Monica: What are you doing?
Chandler: Im totally screwed. Okay, they are gonna be hot and heavy on stage every night, and then theyre gonna go to their cast parties and hes gonna try to undermine me. Y'know itll be like, "So wheres your boyfriend, whats-his-name, Chester?" And shell go, "No-no-no, its Chandler." And hell go, "Whatever. Ha-ha-ha-ha!"
Chandler: All right, look, look, what am I gonna do?
Ross: Yknow what, I dont know how comfortable I am going to see how hot the sex is between some guy and your girlfriend.
Monica: (laughs) Please, its a relief is what it is, is what it is.
Rachel: Hi, Im Rachel Green. What can I do for you Joshua?
Joshua: Anyway, she burned all of my clothes. I got away with two things. This suit and what turned out to be a skirt.
Chandler: Im right! Right? There was like no chemistry between them. Before they had heat, and now theres no heat! Now you know what this means, Joey told us what this means!
Chandler: Well, that is what happened, and I dont even see you denying this!
Kathy: Ill tell you what, Chandler, why dont you call me when you grow up!
Phoebe: Ooh, what do I smell?
Phoebe: What? What?
Rachel: Why? Honey, what is the big deal?
All: What?!
Rachel: Chandler, what did she say?
Chandler: Well, I may be drunk, but I know what she said! Then I went over to Beefsteak Julies
Rachel: You know what, Im gonna do that, Im gonna call him up, and Im gonna ask him out. I can do that. Ask him out. (Practising) How you doin? (Calls him) Hi! Joshua? Its Rachel Green from Bloomingdales. (Listens) Yeah, umm, I was wondering if you umm, if you umm, left your wallet at the store today? Well, we found a wallet, and we(Listens) the license? Well, that is a good idea! Uh, well, lets see here this says this license belongs to a uh, uh, belongs to a mister uh, Pheebs, and umm, yeah, so sorry to bother you at home. Ill see you tomorrow. Bye. (Hangs up) (to Phoebe) Youve done that a thousand times?
Joey: What the heck is that?
Ross: Hes right, what she did was unforgivable.
Chandler: Well y'know, what if she didnt actually sleep with the guy?
Joshua: What do you think?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey is debriefing Rachel on her rejection earlier that day and telling her what she shouldve done. Ross and Phoebe are watching.]
Joey: Okay, for next time, what do you say?
Joey: Whats ready?
Phoebe: Oh did youwhat did youdid you work for two days straight?
Monica: Pretty much. (to Joey) So, what do you, what do you think of the floor?
Ross: What are you saying?
Chandler: Whatd you rent?
Phoebe: Oh! Well, if thats what you want
Ross: What happened?!!
Janice: So, do we have the best friends or what?
Chandler: Yeah. Good call, nice one. Hold it!! Hold it! What if me eyes are closed, and, and my hand is out there.... (holds his arm out and pretends to grab something with his hand.)
Chandler: So uh, what did this woman look like?
Monica: What are you doing?
Joey: Hey! Whats going on?
Phoebe: What are you talking about?
Phoebe: Oh, you're a paleonthologist, too! (pause) Oh, ok, now, what do you think of Ranion's new theory of species' variegation in segmented arthopods?
Rachel: Joey, what are you talking about? Youre a terrific actor.
Ross: Sure, what do you got?
Rachel: What?!
Chandler: So this is nice! I wish I didnt have to go, believe me! But unfortunately I have to. (He gets up and Joey moves over next to Ross.) Oh uh, by the way, whats the name the girl youre dating?
Chandler: What?
Chandler: What?!
Rachel: What? Did her ass explode?!
Monica: God, look what I found in the drain.
Joey: What? Are you referring to my man's bag? At first, I thought it just looked good, but it's practical too. Check it out! It's got compartments for all your stuff! Your wallet! Your keys! Your address book!
Carol: What do you mean?
Rachel: Why?! What?! Are you kidding?!
Phoebe: (gasps) My God! What did you order?!
Joey: You know what's crazy? These jars. What is it, like two bites in here?
Chandler: Well, if he's gonna break up with you, maybe Joey and I should water his plants. If y'know what I mean.
The Teacher: Are you just repeating what I'm saying?
Phoebe: No, wait, oh, what are we sorry about?
Joey: Hey! Whats up?
Monica: Yeah! And if, and if we have a baby one-day, and the doctor hands it to you in the delivery room and you dont cry, so what! And-and-and, and if we take him to college and come home and see his empty room for the first time, and you got nothing, it wont matter to me.
Joey: What?!!
Joey: Man, do you know what guys want!
Phoebe: So Monica, what were you gonna tell us?
Carol: (on phone) Phoebe hang on a second Ross wants to say something. (listens) What? (listens) (to Ross) You slept with someone else?!
Joey: Wait a second, I see what youre trying to do here! You-youre trying to give me money again!
Rachel: What? What are you talking about?! You-you're the one who's been telling me to get over Ross and move on. I'm moving on, and you're moving on with me. Come on, give me one good reason why you don't wanna go.
Erin: Whats wrong?
RACHEL: What did, what did he say?
Phoebe: Oh, hey, hey Nick the boxer lets see what you got. All right ya, put em up. Come on. (they start shadow boxing)
Joey: (skeptical) What party?
Joey: Hey! Its my fashion girls! (They dont react.) Whats wrong?
Erin: What about shut up?
Ross: Yknow what? Shed-shed love this. (Picks up a model of the Saturn V rocket, thats the one that took man to the moon.) Uh, its an exact replica of Apollo 8. I made it in the sixth grade.
Monica: What are we gonna do?
Joey: Wow. Thanks. So, uh, what happened?
Ross: Hey-hey, what are those?
Joey: I totally dont know what youre talking about.
JOEY: Maybe he, uhh... drives his car on the other side of the road, if ya know what I mean.
Phoebe: You guys, what was the Powerball number again?
Ross: (looking astonished) What? NO! I am not going to give them Ben!
Ross: Well sorry, thats what I do on dates.
Chandler: What?
Ross: Okay. (goes over to the counter) (to Chandler) What ah, what is the matter with you? Whats going on?
Ross: What is Monicas biggest pet peeve?
Chandler: Okay. (Pause) You wont believe what Monicas older brother just said to me!
Rachel: What do you mean, you fold? Hey, come on! What is this? I thought that 'once the cards were dealt, I'm not a nice guy.' I mean, what, were you just full of it?
Chandler: What is it doing here?
Monica: Don't do what?
All: What?
Joey: All right, well I guess Ill just have to do what I do on dates.
[Scene: The Janitors Closet, Chandler and Monica are trying to figure out what to do now.]
Ross: Oh my God! What happened to the door?!
Rachel: Wow! What did he say?
Tag: What?
Rachel: What?
Ross: Yeah, but, but look what I'm...
Monica: I just thought that if I could follow the wire I could find out what it did.
Monica: You know what? I don't care. I like it like this, and I'm gonna keep it. You're just jealous because your hair can't do this... (and she shakes her head more violently) OUCH!
Monica: What? Why, why would...
Joey: Oh-no-no-no, you are! You do this, you give me the great advice, and hey listen, I was thinking about what you said yesterday about focusing on one woman, Im gonna do that.
PHOEBE: I think my boyfriend ever so dreamy, I wonder what our wedding's gonna be like.
Paul: Thats exactly what my dad used to say! (Starts to breakdown again.)
Ross: (shocked) What?!
Chandler: Hey! What are you guys doing?
Monica: Oh yeah, whats the plan?
Tag: My what?
Phoebe: What?!
Rachel: Ross, you know what? (looks over to the door and sees security staring at them) Okay, let's talk about it later, there comes security. (Takes her box and leaves. Ross follows her and then returns for the chair. He stands for a moment, then pushes it quickly in the general direction Rachel went into, and out of the camera's view, and then nonchalantly walks away)
Monica: Hi. Do you know what time it is?
Ross: Y'know what I didnt wear this suit for a year because you hated it. Well, guess what? Youre not my girlfriend anymore so...
Rachel: What is wrong with raising a kid in the city? I'm doing it, Ross is doing it, Sarah Jessica Parker is doing it!
Tag: What did you say?!
Rachel: And I also wanted you guys to know that I am telling the father today. (They all look at her expectantly) What? What? What?
Monica: Joey, whats going on. What didnt you tell us you work here?
Elizabeth: Are you okay? Whats wrong?
JOEY: Ahh. What the hell are you doing to me man.
Chandler: What is the matter with you?
Chandler: Yknow what would work?
Chandler: What does it look like? I'm going home.
Phoebe: What kind of an emergency?
ROSS: No. So what. So what if we get beaten up, maybe that's just something every man has to go through once in his life. Ya know, like a, like a right of passage or somethin'.
Rachel: What?! Chandler, what is the matter with you?!
Monica: What am I gonna do?! That is the dress! That is the dress! Wh Chandler wants the band. What do I do?
Rachel: Well, yknow what? I go see my doctor tomorrow, Ill ask her about this. Maybe she can give me a pill or something.
Phoebe: What?! Why?!
Rachel: What?
Tag: Yknow what?
Kathy: Cute assistant! Whats his story? Is he
Chandler: What are you doing?
Joey: Whats up buddy?
CHANDLER: You know what? I'm not gonna end up like this. I'll see you man.
Ross: Hey! Whats up?