words in movies
Phoebe: (holding a lure) So now, what is this now?
Monica: (not wanting to be left out, picks up something) Hey umm, whats this?
Joey: (going over and picking up the rod) Thats all right. Hey you guys, you know whats going to be great about the fishing trip this year? When my dad gets me out in the middle of the lake and gives me that, "Joey, what are you doing with your life?" stuff. I can say, "Well, Im doing a movie with Charlton Heston dad. What are you doing with your life?"
Monica: Whats Phase Two?
Joshua: (turning around) Oh! You know what I need?
Joshua: Uhh, actually yknow what, I kindaI have to take off.
Rachel: What?
Chandler: Yknow, I cant believe Kathy did this too me. I really, thought that she was the one. I tell you what, from now on Im never getting out of this chair, ever! Okay? From now on, this chair is the one! You wanna what else is the one? My sweat pants!
Monica: Uh-oh, whats the matter?
Rachel: Ohh, its Joshua invited me to this fancy club opening tonight. But, I already told Mr. Waltham that I would take his niece to this dumb old opera. So What are you gonna do?
Monica: What?
Monica: What?
Phoebe: Thats short for Phoebe?! I thought that was just what we called each other!
Monica: (to Chandler) Shh!! (On phone) Wait, what?
Phoebe: Shhh!! Please! Whats he saying?
Phoebe: What? Oh my God!
Rachel: What? Who the hell is Emily(realises) noooo!!
Rachel: I dont care! All right, yknow what Im just upset that Im getting nowhere with Joshua thatyknow what still, you do not meet someone and go flitting off to Vermont!
Monica: What are you doing?! Chandler! You cant just go back a phase!
Joey: (trying to act like hes not the one that stinks.) Whoa! Yeah, what the hell is that? What smells so bad?
The A.D: What?
Rachel: (joining them) Well, I just checked our messages and Joshua didnt call. I mean youd think hed be worried about me not showing up at his club. Ugh, you know what makes it so much worse, Ross is all happy in Vermont!
Chandler: Ahh, come on! Yknow whatyknow what, I think Im just gonna go home and call Kathy.
Monica: What, he doesnt like Josh?
Phoebe: Oh no! Wait! Wait! Okay, yknow what, you were right, you were right. We really werent great at being guys, but you know why? Because were girls.
Phoebe: And do you know what girls are really good at?
Rachel: Yeah, come on! Whats going in on in there? (Pats his chest.)
Phoebe: Oh! What is that? What is that?
Rachel: What?
Ross: Uh, what you said, about us being in a place where we could finally be happy for each other.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, erm, Monica and Rachel's, Chandler is there and is getting ready to direct a bunch of strippers, Monica, Rachel, and Phoebe on what to do in the upcoming orgy of lesbian lust. Yes, its a dream sequence, this isnt cable.]
Chandler: All right ladies, heres what were gonna do. (Points to a stripper.) You are gonna take off my clothes. (To another two strippers) You two, go get the oils. (To another stripper) And you just constantly scream at the top of your voice, "Chandlers the king! Chandlers the king!"
Monica: Wait, now, what am I doing again?
Chandler: What do you want from me, Ive never met the guy. So anyway, Rachel, Im sorry you cant stay, (Rachel is upset about leaving the orgy with the cigarette guy.) but the rest of us have a lot of work to do. (The cigarette guy starts rubbing Chandlers back.) What are you doing? (The guy just nods) All right, listen, Ive got to wake up!
Monica: What?! Which one?!
Monica: What are you trying on now?
Lewis: What kinda noise?
Paul: (panicked) What?
Monica: For what?
Rachel: What do you, what do you mean?
Phoebe: You guys kissed!!!!! What does this mean?!! Are you, are you getting back together?! Can I sing at your wedding?
Phoebe: Yeah, I'm gonna go back to being Street Phoebe. Yeah! Oh but, y'know what? I can't go totally back because Street Phoebe really wouldn't be friends with you guys. Sorry. (Leaves.)
Dr. Harad: Let's see what we got here. Ohh, y'know, Fonzie dated triplets.
Rachel: Wow! What do you do now?
Rachel: What the... DIAL IT DOWN! (Joey goes to sit on the bed) Listen, ok, and maybe they're crazy thoughts, but sometimes I do, I have, I've been thinking about... you know, us! (looks at Joey, who's totally distraught) Ok, dial it up a little!
Joey: (excitedly) Who you what? Who you what?!
Joey: (excitedly) Wow? Wow what?! Wow what?! Who youwhat?!!
Ross: What?!
Joey: What?!
Rachel: I'm not! This is what I'm doing now. I've got this job-
Chandler: (entering) Bob. Bob! Bob!!! (He turns around) What the hell are you doing?!
Chandler: What?
Phoebe: So... now... What about with Mike's mom?
Monica: (looking at him) What?!
Monica: Well, what am I going to say?
PHOEBE: OK, hi. For your information this is exactly what I wanted. This is a tattoo of the earth as seen from a great distance. It's the way my mother sees me from heaven.
Melissa: What one?
Melissa: (shocked) What?
Ross: Sure! Ooh-ooh, what about this?
Cassie: (noticing her) What?
Joey: What?! Noooo (Phoebe gasps.)
Monica: Yknow what we should do? We should all get dressed up and go to have champagne at The Plaza.
Chandler: (on phone) Yes, Fran. I know what time it is, but I'm looking at the WENUS and I'm not happy!
Joshua: (noticing her) Hey-whoa-hey-hey, what was that?
Ross: What?
Monica: All right, what about the third guy?
Rachel: What the hell was that?!
Ben: Whats a virgin?
Chandler: Do you happen to know what Im going to say?
Rachel: Monica what?
Phoebe: What?!
Monica: I love you. (Phoebe leans in to kiss her.) Oh, wait, wait, wait! No hugs. The dresses... Oh what the hell. (the girls hug)
Rachel: What is the emergency?!
Phoebe: Yeah, yknow what I noticed Rachel? He scares easy. Is that the kind of guy youd like to take to a ball? "Hey Sebastian, would you like to dance?" (Imitates him.) "Uhh, okayI gotta go!"
Monica: And you know what? We want a rematch.
Joey: What cha doing?
Chandler: Y'know what, I'm, I'm gonna spend some alone time with the pen.
(He gets up and gives Monica a rather passionate kiss as Rachel and Phoebe look on in amazement. After the kiss ends, Chandler suddenly realizes what he just did, so he decides to do something rather rash.)
Monica: What?
Rachel: Hey, what have you guys been up to?
Monica: What?! Ross y'know this isnt even about you! I mean this is about Rachel and something wonderful happening for her. I mean you know even if youre right, what if he wants to sleep with her, does it mean he gets too?
Rachel: I don't know. I don't know... I thought about it all the way there, and I thought about it all the way back... and, uh, oh, you guys, y'know, it's Ross. Y'know what I mean? I mean, it's Ross.
RACHEL: Ok, you know what, lemme, let me just see what else I can do. All right, look, look. Why don't you just let her go on after Stephanie whatever-her-name-is. I mean, you won't even be here. You don't pay her. It's not gonna cost you anything.
Phoebe: Me neither. I think I need to be with someone who wants what I want.
Chandler: (writes what Joey said and waits for him to go on) Yeah?
Chandler: (To Joey) So uh, whats this thing youre auditioning for?
Rachel: What?!
Ross: What?! What?!
MONICA: Wait, what about the time I hit you in the face with the Silvian's pumpkin?
Rachel: Alright, Emma is napping... (then to Ross) what happened to your shirt?
Monica: Hand me those tomatoes, Im gonna show you what it should taste like! Come on, hand me them.
Chandler: Whats going on?
JOEY: Seriously, you like it? This guy was sellin' them on 8th avenue and I looked at 'em and I though, you know what I don't have?
Joey: What? I dont get it.
Monica: What kind of karate is that?
Ross: Oh! So-so seriously, what time?
Rachel: You WHAT? You sang... to our baby daughter... a song about a guy who likes to have sex with women with giant asses?
Monica: Look at that! Look at that! Theyre going into the first class lounge! Do you know what they have in there?
Rachel: (not sure what to do) Uh, it was very nice meeting you. (They continue to ignore her.)
Estelle: Ooh, what a shame! Because with her face (points to Monica) and her chest (points to Rachel) I could really put something together.
MONICA: OK, wait, wait, wait, wait. You know what? Ross, let's - let's switch places. You get in the middle. No un-, ya know, unless this looks like we're trying to cover something up.
Chandler: Whats this?
Joey: So uh, whats your name?
PHOEBE: No. This is what I do for luck, ok.
Ross: Okay! You guys are getting married tomorrow and-and I couldnt be more thrilled for both of you, but as Monicas older brother I-I have to tell you this. If you ever hurt my little sister, if you ever cause her any unhappiness of any kind, I will hunt you down, and kick your ass! (Chandler laughs.) What? Im-Im-Im serious! (Chandler laughs harder.) ComeHey! Dude! Stop it! Okay? Im-Im not kidding here!
Chandler: Hey, what time is it? The big game is about to start!
Chandler: Oh, then no thanks. What the hell was that? Mental note: If Jill Goodacre offers you gum, you take it. If she offers you mangled animal carcass, you take it.
Joey: I gotta do what I gotta do, you gotta do what you gotta do, you just do it.
Chandler: Ohh, umm, y'know what, I already ate.
Monica: What?!
Ross: Well, I asked him if he wanted to eat, he said, "No." I asked him if he wanted to sleep, he said, "No." I asked him what he wanted to do, he said, "No." So, hes sweeping. (We see Ben playing with a broom and a dustpan.)
Monica: What?
Rachel: Well, where is he? He is supposed to be here. (Pause) What if the baby needs him?
Helena: So whats your name?
Joey: What award are you practicing for?
Ross: (rushing back in) What?! I wh-, whats wrong?
Rachel: Well yeah, but then I remembered I started it and there was this pep rally and I was, I was on top of the pyramid but anywayumm, what is this book about?
Chandler: Wow, it seems serious. What seems to be the problem, Ashley Judd?
Phoebe: Why?! Whats happening to the coffee house?! (Monica looks at her.) Oh! (Realizes.)
Chandler: Whats up?
Phoebe: What are they?
Phoebe: Then yes that is what Im having. (Takes another puff of the cigarette.)
Joey: (wiping his face) What?!
Phoebe: Oh, what was that for? Like a bake sale?
Chandler: What?
Monica: What is that?
Monica: (opening the door) What are you doing?
Joey: Two thousand dollars!? What do you think I am? I soap opera star!?
Rachel: Well of course that is what Im here for!
Rachel: What?!
Rachel: (really excited) Great!! It was very, very nice to meet you sir--Ow! Hey! What are you doing?! Are you crazy! (He took out that thing they use to look at people's retinas and looked at Rachel's when she was shaking his hand causing her to flinch and scream at him.)
Monica: It's weird, but you know what I don't wanna throw this away. I mean this is like all I have left of him, gross, drain hair. Ooh! (drops it in Ross's cereal)
Joey: Picture? What picture?
Rachel: Ugh! (To Phoebe) What grandmother?