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Chandler: Joey, why is your cable out?
Ross: Your joke? Well, I think the Hef would disagree, which is why he sent me a check for one hundred ah-dollars.
Monica: (angrily) It wasnt funny at all! Why would you do that? Why didnt you pick me?
Ross: Yeah, why would it be weird? Hey, Joey, can I get some coffee?
Ross: Monica! (She appears, not sure why she was summoned.)
Monica: Why do I have to decide?
Monica: Hey, its Phoebe and Rachel. Um, why dont you tell them what you were telling me earlier about me not being high maintenance?
MONICA: Who da wenny-Benny boy? You the Wenny-wenny-Benny-Benny boy, yes. Don't cry. Don't cry. Why is he still crying?
Monica: And thats why, Im not inviting you in for a drink. (starts to leave) Bye.
PHOEBE: Fired! Why?
Mrs. Geller: (rubbing her temples) Thats alot of information to get in in thirty seconds! Alright Joey, if wanna leave, just leave. Rachel, no you werent supposed to put beef in the trifle. It did not taste good. Phoebe, Im sorry, but I think Jacques Cousteau is dead. (Phoebe makes a sad face.) Monica, why you felt you had to hide the fact that you were in an important relationship is beyond me.
Phoebe: Why? What happened now?
Rachel: No. Not-not for me, but why dont you take off your sweater?
RACH: Why didn't he call? He's gonna stay with Julie, isn't he? He's gonna stay with her and she's going to be all, "Hi, I'm Julie, Ross picked me, and we're gonna to get married, have a lot of kids and dig up stuff together."
Ross: Why dont they just jump out of an airplane?! Huh?! That-thats a fun date! Or burn each other with matches?! Thats fun too! Whew!!
MRS. GELLER: Why?
Monica: Phoebe, that's how it starts. I don't need to eat the cake, I'll just smell the icing... why don't I just eat a little sliver, or, okay, just a slice or two. And next thing you know, you're 210 pounds and you get wedged in going down the tunnel slide. Phoebe, honey, I know this is hard. Look, if you talk to him, you're going to wanna see him. And if you see him, you're going to want to get back together with him. I know that's not what you want. (pause) Give me your phone.
Ross: I like this one. (Points to it.) It seems to say, "I love you and thats why I have to kill you."
Phoebe: No but, why does that have to be a bad thing. Just change what it means. Y'know? Go down there and prove your Mother wrong. Finish the job you were hired to do, and well call that pulling a Monica.
Monica: I dont understand, I mean am I so hard to live, is this why I dont have a boyfriend?
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. Chandler is answering the door in his robe.] CHAN: No, no, no, no, no, no [opens door to Monica] No. Monica, it's Sunday morning. I'm not running on a Sunday. MNCA: Why not? CHAN: Because it's Sunday. It's God's day. MNCA: OK, if you say stop, then we stop. CHAN: OK, stop. MNCA: No, c'mon, we can't stop, c'mon, we've got three more pounds to go. I am the energy train and you are on board. Woo-woo, woo-woo, woo-woo [Chandler walks out of the apartment, leaving Monica] Woo. [Scene: Rachel and Monica's apartment. Rachel is taking asprin. Ross enters.] ROSS: Hey Rach. RACH: Ahhhh. ROSS: Oh. And how was the date? RACH: Umm, I think there was a restaurant... I know there was wine. . . [Rachel looks at Ross as though she remembers something, but can't place what it is.]
RACHEL: Why didn't you get it?
Danny: Oh great! That special bond again! Why do women have such a problem with the fact that I'm close with my sister?
Monica: Hey, come on Phoebe, you can understand why this would be weird for me.
Monica: Okay, Ill see you tomorrow! (Doug exits.) Just so you know, were not seeing him tomorrow. (Chandler wonders why.) I-I cannot spend another evening with that man. Do you remember how he behaved at our wedding?
PHOEBE: So why don't ya show us the rest of your casa?
Phoebe: (turns around) Um, that's it. No. Hey! You! J. Crew guy. Yeah. Why have you been following me? I mean, all week long everywhere I look there's you.
PHOEBE: Why don't you play with your roommate?
Phoebe: Why are you lying to him?
Monica: When girls hang out, we dont have pillow fights in our underwear. (Chandler gets a hurt look on his face.) Im sorry. We do. We do. I dont know why I said that.
MONICA: Why?
EDDIE: Uh, sure, why not.
CHANDLER: Why?
Monica: Oh, why is it unfair?
CHANDLER: See, that's why we don't let her play.
Chandler: Why is Phoebe singing to Carl Mulden?
Ross: Hey Emma. Oh, why is she wearing her hat so low? She can barely see. (Wants to take the hat off, but Rachel tries to stop him).
Dr. Green: Well why not? So you can spend your time with this tramp?!
Chandler: Why dont you just give him to somebody else?
ROSS: No no no, I mean, hey, why shouldn't I be happy for you? What would it say about me if I couldn't revel in your joy? I'm revelling baby, believe me!
MONICA: Why?
Phoebe: Hey, why dont you guys go, get portraits done by a professional photographer.
Woman: Ross Geller, why do I know that name? Its uhWait! (Grabs his book off of the shelf.) Did you write this?
RACHEL: Why the voice.
ROSS: Why did you hate me?
Joey: Why dont we just go on two.
PHOEBE: Why not her?
Ross: Why- why- why would he need a blade?
Monica: Why in the world would you take this tape and and why would you watch it?
ROSS: Wha, OK, I'm sorry, let's uh, why don't we find someplace else.
RACHEL: Why.
Joey: Why not?! (to Chandler) Im hungry.
Janice: Why are you shopping here? You don't live in this neighborhood. Were you here waiting for me?
MONICA: Wow, that is a surprise. Just one little question, uh, why not Ross's room?
Chandler: Well then why cant I see it?
Monica: I might've said that. (Chandler laughs.) Why is that funny?
Phoebe Sr: But umm, youre right. I think that a person should know where they come from. Wh-which is why I ah, (pause) ahh, (pause) okay. Im your mother.
Joey: I feel so stupid, you know? Why... why do I keep going after the wrong girls?
CHANDLER: Why?
Janice: I love the way you look every night Chandler! (Monica breaks the kiss and Chandler freezes in terror.) Thats why I made you this tape! Happy Birthday! Love Janice!
RACHEL: Where's Chip, why isn't he here yet?
MONICA: No no. See, in my bedroom I set my clock six minutes fast. You wanna know why?
Monica: (into phone) Pants and a sweater? Why, mom? Who am I gonna meet in a blackout? Power company guys? Eligible looters? Could we talk about this later? OK. (hangs up)
BIG BULLY: Why should we?
Ross: Well, umm, why dont you give him a call?
Rachel: Why?
Rachel: Well, so, why dont you just turn it off?
Mrs. Waltham: (Throws her head back in disgust.) Why?!
Rachel: Why? Why not?! People love to hear that!
Chandler: That's why our honeymoon photos look like me and Diana Ross!
Monica: It's my new perfume. Why don't you come closer where you can really appreciate it?
Rachel: Okay Bobby, why dont we just come over here and let them have a little moment. (Drags Bobby away from Joey and Dina.)
Tour Guide: Op, this is saved. (Joey wonders why) Gift shop.
MONICA: I meant, why don't you take Richard to the game? What?
Phoebe: Well thats no way to sell newspapers. Why dont you try, "Extra! Extra! Read all about it!"
Ross: Yknow what? The doctor will be in soon, why dont we not speak until then.
ROSS: Alright you know, why don't I just meet you upstairs. [Drops her on the couch and walks out holding his lower back.]
Rachel: Why don't you just marry her? Oh no, wait a minute you can't, I'm sorry I forgot, she's not a lesbian.
Monica: Really? Why?
RACHEL: Why are you adding, why are you adding, why are you adding, why are you adding?
CHANDLER: Why her mom?
Phoebe: Well, I didn't get embarrassed running next to Miss (panting). But no, okay. No, no, I can see why running with me would be embarrassing to you. Yeah, okay. You're uptight.
Monica: Phoebe, why is smoke coming out of the bathroom?!
Janice: Well then ask yourself this. Why do you think we keep ending up together? New Year's? Who invited who? Valentine's? Who asked who into whose bed?
Joey: Yeah, I like that. But no-no, how does that explain why Rachel found my underwear at your place?
RICHARD: Oh, that's why you never see pigeons at sushi bars.(they both start laughing at Richard's poor joke) See, we're having fun.
Phoebe: Theres a reset button?! Ugh, thank you! Thank you! (He exits and she goes to shut it off.) Theres a reset button! My God! Why didnt I see that! (She takes off the plastic cover and looks for the button.) Reset button, reset button, where is there a reset button? (Finds it.) Oh here it is! (Picks it up off of the floor.) Oh! (She presses it hard, but of course it would help if the button was still attached to the detector. In frustration she presses it so hard it causes pain in her thumb.) Ohh, God!
Rachel: Well, let's see... uh... I know that she has a meeting with her lawyer and then she has to make a very big poop. Why?
Phoebe: Um, yeah sure. Why you wanna call your Mom?
Joey: If you didnt want to play, why did you come to the party?
Chandler: Why two?
Joey: No, no, no, see that's why you have to do this job, agents always lie. You know, Estelle just says stuff like 'They went another way', but this, I can use this. (in a very bad Italian accent) I canna work on a new accent.
Phoebe: Uh-huh! Why do you think it takes me so long to answer the door?
Ross: Wh-why?! Why-why-why would it, why would it be weird?
Phoebe: Why, nobody good?
Phoebe: Oh no! Why?
Ross: So is everybody here? I got here a little early myself. Let us begin. Now, the hydrosaurids have been unearthed in two main locations. (He moves to the map and we see why he made it to class on time, hes wearing in-line skates and hasnt taken them off.) Here. (Points to the map, somewhere in the Middle East, then spins on the skates and points to the map.) Here. (China.) Now as for the hydrosaurs
Dr. Green: Why not?
Fireman No. 3: We get off around midnight, why don't we pick you up then?
Ross: Why aren't you guys dressed?
Rachel: All right, look. Why don't you just return the book, let Joey give her the clock pen, and you give her something worse than that. Like... a regular pen.
Chandler: Why not?!
Phoebe: Uh-huh, yeah thats too bad. I really want to go to his concert Friday night, but its totally sold out. I know! Why dont you meet him and get tickets?! If you get two Ill take you.
Chandler: No-no-no-no, no, its a good thing. Why must we dial so speedily anyway? Why must we rush through life? Why cant we savor the precious moments? (to one of Joeys sisters) Those are some huge breasts you have.
Rachel: Well then how come youre still at a job that you hate, I mean why dont you quit and get the fear?
Ross: And that's why, no matter what mommy says, we really were on a break. (baby talk) Yes we were! Yes we were! (picks Emma up) Come here gorgeous. (puts her on his knees and talks to her) Oh! Look at you! You are the cutest little baby ever! You're just a... a little bitty baby, you know that? But you've got... (in a softer voice) You've got big beautiful eyes... Yes you do... and a... and a big round belly. (emphasises the B's) Big baby butt! I like big butts. (raps) I like big butts and I cannot lie / you other brothers can't deny / when a girl walks in with an itty, bitty, waist / and a round thing in your face you get...(Emma laughs) Oh my God, Emma... you're laughing! Oh my God, you've never done that before, have you? You never done that before... Daddy made you laugh, huh? Well, daddy and Sir Mix Alot... What? What? You... you wanna hear some more? Uhm...(raps) My anaconda don't want none / unless you got buns hon... (Emma laughs again and Ross looks worried) I'm a terrible father!
Monica: No. Why?