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Joey: (to Chandler) Why would he turn off the TV? (Chandler shrugs.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's erm, Chandler and Joey's, later that morning. The porn is still on, there are three women getting ready to shave the chest of some guy. Joey and Chandler are wondering why that guy is letting them shave his chest, and Monica and Rachel are eating breakfast at the foosball table.]
Monica: Oh. Why didnt you take her?
Ross: Well I, thats the thing, I dont know! I mean, whenever I brought it up with her she said, (In a British accent.) "This is so fantastic! Why do we have to talk about the future? Lets just enjoy "
Ross: And why do you care so much?
Ross: Is that why in junior high you were the only one that hung out with that Ukrainian kid?
Phoebe: Why dont take care of this one, and should I get pregnant again, Ill hold onto your card, okay?
Frank: Why would we be freaked?
Monica: It is not over because she is going to call you and tell you she loves you. And the reason why she couldnt, is because her feelings were so strong, it scared her. Now you go home and wait for her call, she could be calling you from the plane! Come on now go! Go! (Tries to push Ross out the door.)
Rachel: Well, so, why dont you just turn it off?
Monica: Wait a minute, why dont you just call Mark. (they both look up in shock) I mean, who says you have to sit here and wait for him, youve got to make stuff happen.
Rachel: Then why do you ask?!
Monica: So Phoebe, why are there men's shoes by the door.
Mr. Simon: Why wasnt I offered that? Id definitely pay more for that.
Joey: Why did I have to start working out again? (Looks at the weights he was using.) Damn you 15s!
Rachel: All right, yknow what? If you dont want to believe me about this, why dont you just come with me to dinner tonight and she will tell you.
Rachel: May fifth, why?
Robin: Why? Why?! Whats wrong with me?!
RACH: Why would I have to sleep with you?
Kate: Well, I dont understand why Adriennes attracted to Victor.
Joey: (talking to a pineapple in his hand) God, you're beautiful...why are we fighting this?You know you want it to happen as much as I do.
Monica: Why?
Rachel: No! Phoebes! Don't you remember why you dumped the guy?
Joey: Why?
Joey: Why?! Why cant she marry me?!
Ross: Oh, yeah, why not?
Joey: Why not?
Joey: Hey, that's why I didn't invite you. you have to calm down, alright... go, go get yourself a drink or something...
Phoebe: Hey, why are you mopping your ceiling?
Dina: Look, Rachels told me how much easier youve made all this on her. Why cant you do that for me?
Monica: I don't know! Why don't you just explain? What do they want? Find out what they want!
Rachel: Why? Do you have the answers written on there?
Monica: Oh God (Starts looking around.) Why dont they put chairs back here?!
Rachel: Why not?
Joey: Why?
Monica: Then why are you laughing?
PHOEBE: Why couldn't you have just figured this out six years ago?
Monica: Oh my God! Thats Pete! But why is Bill huggin Pete?
Precious: Oh, why would he do this? I mean, what's wrong with me?
Rachel: (worried) Why?
Joey: Yknow what? Why dont you just give us our souvenirs and get the hell out of here?
BIG BULLY: You know what I keep wondering? Why you two are still sitting here.
Joey: Oh my God! Is that why you guys had to get married?!
Monica: Why don't you just be straight with her? Tell her the truth.
Phoebe: Wait, wait, why were you at the courthouse?
RACHEL: Wow, so why don't you go talk to him?
Monica: I dont know why Im here.
Chandler: (Slightly panicky) Yeah, but what if it's not? What if there is a reason why we can't have a baby?
Phoebe: Why not?
Phoebe: Why?
Monica: Then why the hell are you dumping my brother?!?
Phoebe: Yep, and that's why we don't invite you to play.
Ross: Whoa-oh, okay! Yeah, why am I telling you that?
Rachel: Why? Is he? He is! Isnt he? Hes dating that slut in marketing!
Phoebe: Right there! That's why I'm marrying you!
Kathy: Ill tell you what, Chandler, why dont you call me when you grow up!
Rachel: No! No, of course not. No. Thats why I brought it up. (Pause) They didnt have any sodas?
Monica: Why is it sick?
Joey: Yeah. Why are you getting so upset?
Joey: Why dont you ask Chandler, cause hes the one that fooled around with her. She told me you said you could really fall for her. Now is that true? Or are you just gettin over Janice by groping my sister.
Phoebe: Why?
Ross: Okay, then why do you have to wear underwear tonight?
Rachel: Yeah, ohh! Why, damnit, why did I open my mouth? (In a girlish voice) I have a crush on you; I am attracted to you. (Back to normal again) Gee, I-I know that I freaked him out
Rachel: Well honey, then why don't you break up with one of them?
Joey: Why not? Come on! Just, just close your eyes and tell me what you'd like to be doing right now.
Chandler: Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! What is all this pressure?! Is this some new kind of strategy? Why dont you put down your copy of The Rules huh mantrap?!
Phoebe: Well, why are you doing this anyway?
Ross: Why, does it look like Im having trouble with my misshapen claw? (He hands Joey the form)
Phoebe: Yeah, its in the guys apartment under the sink. Why?
Rachel: Why?!
PHOEBE: OK, that makes no sense. Why would the villagers worship a pharmacist?
Rachel: (smiling) Joey, why don't you just tell her what happened? It's not your fault.
Joshua: Why not?!
Chandler: (In a loving voice) Yes, I do. Now, I may not understand why you have to win so badly, but if it's important to you then it's important to me, because I love you.
CHAN: No, no, Phoebs. You know why? Cause he's dead.
Rachel: Chandler, thats not enough. I mean what if she gets you a great present, two medium presents, and a bunch of little presents? And youve just gotten her one great present? I mean thats just gonna make her feel bad. Why would you do that to her Chandler? Why? Why?
Ross: Why don't we just put 'poor little Tooty' out in the hall?
CHANDLER: [throws it across the room while Eddie's not looking] Listen Eddie, um, I've been thinking about our current living situation and uh, why are you smiling?
Joey: Why not? I'll keep the tank clean.
Chandler: I know, that, (looks at her fake chest, and loses his train of thought, temporarily) that's why I don't want to go tonight, I'm afraid I'm going to say something stupid.
Phoebe: Why? Why do I have to learn?
Monica: Hey, its Phoebe and Rachel. Um, why dont you tell them what you were telling me earlier about me not being high maintenance?
Monica: Why dont we just find a place for it?
ROSS: Question two. Why do we always have to have parties with committees?
Wendy: Okay, let me ask you something: if what you and your wife have is so great, then why are you spending Christmas with me?
Rachel: Ohh, gee. I wonder why she thinks youre going to call her?
Ross: I mean, why not! I mean, I mean why not?!
Ross: What? Oh yeah, yeah I think so. Why am I invited to this again?
Joey: Why?!
RICHARD: Awww! You know that's probably why babies learn to talk, so they can tell grown ups to cut it out.
Ross: No, no, dont. Why dont we?
{Transcribers Note: This is an hour-long special episode. Which means that the first part of this episode is episode 615. The second part of this episode is episode 616. Since episodes 615 and 616 are combined into one file, thats why there is no episode 616 in the season 6 table of contents and the numbers jump from episode 615 to 617.}
Rachel: Why not?
Chandler: All right, fine! Fine! Why don't you pull over? I'll get out right now!
Ross: Phoebe, why is your bag moving?
Ross: Sure. Why not?
Chandler: Oh please, you are obsessed with babies and-and marriage and everything that's related to babies and-and marriage! I've got an idea, why don't we turn down the heat on this pressure cooker?!
Monica: Why do you need it?
Joey: Okay, listen, hey, Ross. Why don't you try to relax, okay? Maybe have a drink.
Monica: Why?!
Tag: Its just not really who I am. Y'know, Ive always been happier when Why am I telling you this? You dont care about this stuff.
ROSS: (putting his arm up with his hand on the door frame.)� Why?� (He starts to lower his arm.)
Ross: Yeah, why would it be weird? Hey, Joey, can I get some coffee?
JOEY: Hey, uh, why don't you read it to her?
Joey: Not a problem. And listen, hey! Since you're gonna be here for a while, why don'tI was thinking we uh, put your name on the answering machine.
Rachel: Now you're probably going to hire one of the people who did not ah, (She puts her hands on his desk blotter and he moves it. Rachel then doesn't know where to put her hands.) who did, who did not umm, yell at you and storm out, and I think that's a big mistake and here's why. I made a huge fool of myself and I came back, that shows courage. When I thought you wanted sex in exchange for this job, I said no. That shows integrity. And, I was not afraid to stand up for myself and that shows courage. (Suddenly realizes that she said courage twice.) Okay umm, now I know I already said courage, but y'know you gotta have courage. And umm, and finally when I thought you were making sexual advances in the workplace, I said no and I was not litigious. {By the way, litigious means to want to litigate and litigate is to make a lawsuit against. So she didn't want to sue him. Don't worry, I had to look it up too.} So there you go, you got, you got (counts them off with her fingers) courage, you got integrity, you got (Pause) courage again, and not litigious. Look Mr
JOEY: Woah. Why do you get to keep the table?
Monica: Why?!
Joey: Well, why dont you tell me what youre supposed to be! Huh? Because I sure as hell cant figure it out! I talk to you and its nothin. You look at me, and nothin. (He kisses her, more passionately this time) Nothing.
Ross: I know, why not?