words in movies
Phoebe: Whoah, ooh, why is the air in here so negative?
Phoebe: Why would you leave your Belgian waffle in the hall?
Rachel: Uh-huh... why... do you not like them?
Joanna: Sophie, would you please climb out of my butt. Why hasnt he called, Rachel? Why?
Monica: Ok, right about now the turkey should be crispy on the outside, juicy on the inside. Why are we standing here?
Chandler: Why not, just because his great-grandmother was obese, our kids are gonna get that from you anyway!
RACHEL: Terry is a jerk, ok? That's why we're always saying "Terry's a jerk!" That's where that came from.
Phoebe: Yeah! Why would my mother send me a fur? Doesn't she know me but at all! Plus, I have a perfectly fine coat that no innocent animal suffered to make!
Rachel: Ok, Paulo, why don't you just go get dressed, and then you be on your way, ok, bye-bye. (Paulo goes into his room.)
Monica: Why? Because of the government.
Rachel: I know, I get it, but Mona, what relationship is not complicated? I mean we all have our baggage! You must too! Why else would you still be single? (Mona looks at her.) I am so gonna leave right now. (Ross opens the door for her and she leaves.)
Monica: (That annoying competitiveness thing kicks in again, what the heck is that with her and why must the writers show it every flippin' episode?!) Oh, we're not seeing a movie!
CHANDLER: Why yes Ross, pressing my third nipple opens the delivery entrance to the magical land of Narnia.
Joey: Am I psyched? The lead in my own TV series? Ive dreamed about this for years! Why have I not been preparing?!
Chandler: Why would Monica be keeping Richard in here?
Joey: But why?! I shouldve won one and I really want it and she didnt even care enough to come to the thing! It could also be a Grammy.
Chandler: Why come all the way from Kansas to do that?
Phoebe: That was supposed to be a good thing, I forget why. Just listen, Monica, I, do you know, okay, do you know, I couldnt sleep for like a month because I got like a dot of ink on one of the sofa cushions.
Ross: Oh, man, I'm not going to be able to handle this. (pause) Now I know how my students feel at the end of each year. And why they act out by giving me such bad evaluations.
Rachel: Just a touch. Mon, I don't understand. I mean, you've been dating this guy since like, what... his midterms? I mean, why all the sudden are you so... Oh.
Phoebe: Why dont you hire him as an actor? You could have him dress up and put on little skits. Whatever you want.
Rachel: You guys, come on, it doesn't matter why we're late. We're all here now, please let us in so we can have some of your delicious turkey. (A slice of turkey on a piece of aluminum foil is slid under door)
Ross: Oh, better, actually. Y'know I-I-I think I finally figured out why we were having so much trouble lately.
Chandler: Yeah, why not. (They shake hands) So I told her.
Mike: Why do you keep looking at the screen?
RACH: [obviously drunk] I mean, it's a cat, y'know, it's a cat. Why can't they get one of those bugs, y'know, one of those fruitflies, those things that live for like a day or something? [belligerently] What're they called, what're they called, what're they called?
Ross: Hey there little fella! Hey, uh-hey, why dont we get some shoes on ya, huh? Hey, why dont you show dad how you can put your shoes on, in your room! Yay!!
Rachel: Oh my God! Why is he jumping on those women!
Charlie: No, no, we ended up in great terms. I mean, if anything, I think this could help you. You know what? Why don't we all go out to dinner together, and I can introduce you.
Rachel: Why does it matter so much to you?!
Joey: Oh...baby-proofing... Why is this such a big deal now? Y'know, when I was a kid it was like.. "Whoops! Joey fell down the stairs!" or er.. "Whoops! Joey electrocuted himself again!" Huh!
Gunther: And when you have a second later, I wanna show you why we dont just trap spiders under coffee mugs and leave them there.
Steve: Oh, come on, you're way out of my league. Everybody in here knows it. Bet that guy over there's probably saying, "ooh, why she out with him? He must be rich!" Well, I'm not!
Chandler: (sliding up behind her) No. No, I wont. Do you know why I took all those lessons? See, for the first time I didnt want you to be embarrassed to be seen on the dance floor with some clumsy idiot.
Ross: (speaking without pause, agitated) Oh yeah? Yeah? I wonder why? What could that smarmy letch possibly want?
Pete: ...so y'know, thats why, within a few years, that voice recognition is gonna be pretty much standard on any computer you buy. Y'know, so you could be like-like, Wash my car. Clean my room. Its not gonna be able to do any of those things, but itll understand what youre saying.
Chandler: Well, why does she not want to hang out with us?!
Ross: Uh-huh, that's why they call it Staten Island.
Ross: (stares at her briefly) Okay, why are you here?
Robert: Oh God! Here we go again. Why does this keep happening to me? (spreads his legs) Is it something Im putting out there? Is this my fault? Or am I just nuts?
Mike: Is that why your hand is pressed against my crotch?
Paul: (standing in front of a mirror and to himself) Just relax. Just relax Paul, youre doing great. (Ross moves a piece of luggage over so he can watch Paul.) She likes you. She Maybe, she likes you. She likes you. Yknow why? Because youre a (pause) neat guy. (Ross cant believe what hes hearing.) You are the man. You are (pause) the man! (He opens his shirt and looks at his chest.) I still got it. Nice and sexy. Youre just a love machine. (Starts singing) Im just a love machine and I wont work for nobody but you! Hey bab-y! (Flexes and grunts loudly.) Showtime. (Starts to leave and starts singing.) Im just a love machine, yeah ba-by! (Grunts again and Ross is stunned.)
Monica: Well uh, you and I are just goofing around, I thought, why not just goof around with him.
Ross: So, why is Erica coming to visit?
Allesandro: Why? So you could hang up on me?
Rachel: What's the big deal? Why don't you wanna see Janice?
Ross: No, no, no... why, because it might get weird for everyone else? Who cares about them. This is about us. Look, I-I've been in love with you since, like, the ninth grade.
Ross: Well, I tell you what. Why dont we uh, why dont we just stay here? Lets not see a movie, well just hang.
Monica: What is the matter with you?!! Why arent you more upset?! Arent you gonna be sad that were not gonna be living together anymore?! I mean arent you gonna miss me at all?!
Chandler: Sure, why dont you set it up. Ill just be over here, browsing through the personals.
Ross: Oh-oh yeah, you-you came up to me and asked if I could do you a favor, and my Uncle Murray came up to you and handed you a check. And then you said, "Why do they call it a check? Why not a Yugoslavian?" (Chandler laughs.) Yeah, then you did that.
Chandler: Freedom! I want my freedom! Why wont you here me?! (Opens the door) Sophie, help me! Help me!! (Sophie stands up)
Rachel: Yeah! Hi Emma. Hey, why do you think she wont take my breast?
Ross: (acts surprised) What? (pause) Why not?
Mr. Geller: (To Monica) Why dont we take it for a spin?
Rachel: Joey, why wouldn't you invite us to your parties?
Phoebe: Why do you have a realtor?
Rachel: Okay, listen, I'm thinking, why don't we just tell them who we really are? I mean, it'll be fine, I really think it'll be fine.
Rachel: (ignoring them) Monica, why? Why would I ever want to take away from your night?
Chandler: Why havent you told them?! Wouldnt they be happy?!
Ross: Right that's why I came over to talk about. Hum...I saw Rachel kissing some guy on your balcony,even though there were NO LIGHTS !
Phoebe: Yknow it doesnt matter how much Im craving it. Yknow why Im never gonna eat meat? Because its murder, cold blooded murder.
MONICA: Alright, before I tell you, uh, why don't you tell me how many women you've been with.
Rachel: Oh! That's why. (Rachel checks behind her ear, and finds a cinamon stick.) I'm sorry!
Monica: Okay Ben, why don't you come open some more presents, and Santa, the Armadillo, and I have a little talk in the kitchen? There's a sentence, I never thought I'd say.
Sophie: Yknow why? Shes got the Christmas bonus list in there. I saw her working on it this morning.
Chandler: (going to the bedroom) See Joe, that's why your parents told you not to jump on the bed.
Chandler: Now-now, why would you say that Joseph?
Ross: Ohhhhh yeah, that's, that's funny. Why ah, why isn't he goofing around in his own office?
Cashier: Why dont you fill out this address card. (Hands him one.)
Monica: I mean, why should I let them meet him? I mean, I bring a guy home, and within five minutes they're all over him. I mean, they're like- coyotes, picking off the weak members of the herd.
Phoebe: (gets up and sits between them) Okay-okay, why dont I sit here and youll both stop it!
RACHEL: No, you know what, it's late, everything's gonna be closed. Why don't we just do it another night?
Joey: Why would you ruin it, who was that hurtin'?
Ross: Yes. I mean, its what we always planned. And if you have a plan, you should stick to it. Thats why they call them plans. Hello? (Pause) Im fine.
Mike: 'Days of Our Lives'! That's why you look so familiar!
Rachel: And last year is that why you sent us to that medieval times restaurant?
Joey: Why did I have to say Mike? I don't know a Mike! Why couldn't I have said... (Looks through his address book) There's no guy in there!
Monica: No, I don't think it ever works. Why?
Phoebe: Why, I must have been in missile training the day they taught that.
Joey: If the Homo Sapiens, were in fact Homo-sapien, is that why there extinct?
Joey: (to Chandler) Why would he turn off the TV? (Chandler shrugs.)
Ross: No I didn't, and you want to know why? Because your ex-boyfriend is still in love with you.
Ross: Oh, why dont you make her one of your little jokes.
Gavin: So hum...Why did I have to hide?
Monica: Phoebe, why is there a dog in our apartment?
RACHEL: Uh, I don't know. Why don't you put it right here next to my water?
Phoebe: Until then, General Grant, why dont you set up camp (She puts the bill in her bra) right there.
Rachel: Im more than okay, I am really, really happy! Wanna know why?
Ross: Gunther. (To Chandler) Hey-hey! Why dont we put them on? Yknow get a picture of Batman and James Bond together.
Emily: So why did you plan a party at the same time?
Rachel: (on phone) What is my sister doing there?! And why are the drapes shut?!
Monica: I cant think of anything were doing. (Quietly) Why cant I think of anything were doing?
Chandler: Hey-hey, hey! (Gets up and hugs him.) I dont know why I did that!
Joey: (quickly) I dont know. Why? Did you hear something?
Joey: Yknow, I can see why you think that, but ah, actually, you know who I think it is?
Chandler: If you wanna give Joey a Christmas present that disrupts the entire building, why not get him something a little bit more subtle, like a wrecking ball, or a vile of small pox to release in the hallway?
Joey: No, no, no I need a good lie to explain why I wasn't at a work thing today.
Monica: You are! (she picks up a bill from the table, handing it to Chandler) Hey, here's twenty bucks. -- Why don't you go buy yourself something pretty while I'm at work tomorrow?
ROSS: Oh, hey, if I make you laugh, here's an idea, why don't you invite Paulo over and have a little romp in the sack and I'll just stand in the corner and tell knock-knock jokes.
Monica: Alright, wait a second, why would Ross tell everyone in your class that you are as... (reads from the screen) "gay as the day is long"?
They're tiny and chubby and so sweet to touch, and soon they'll grow up and resent you so much. Now they're yelling at you and you don't know why, you cry and you cry and you cry. And you cry and you cry and you cry...
Joey: Hey! That must be why I got fired last week! Does this Orson Wells guy direct Burger King commercials?