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Pete: ...so y'know, thats why, within a few years, that voice recognition is gonna be pretty much standard on any computer you buy. Y'know, so you could be like-like, Wash my car. Clean my room. Its not gonna be able to do any of those things, but itll understand what youre saying.
Monica: Absolutely! (He goes to kiss her, but she stops him and rubs his head and says...) Now get out of here you!! (Pete leaves) (to the gang) Okay, Im running out of places I can touch him! Look, is there something wrong with me? I mean why am I only attracted to guys where theres no future? Either theyre too old, or theyre too young, and then theres Pete whos-whos crazy about me, and whos absolutely perfect for me, and theres like zip going on! I mean, seriously, does it sound like somethings wrong with me?!
Joey: Well, why dont you tell me what youre supposed to be! Huh? Because I sure as hell cant figure it out! I talk to you and nothin. You look at me, and its nothin. (He kisses her) Nothing.
Kate: Well, I dont understand why Adriennes attracted to Victor.
Joey: Oh, hey, how about this one. Ah, its says so in the script! Y'know ah, I-I dont know why my character likes you either, I mean it says in the script here that youre a bitch.
Mark: Why do all youre coffee mugs have numbers on the bottom?
Joey: Well, why dont you tell me what youre supposed to be! Huh? Because I sure as hell cant figure it out! I talk to you and its nothin. You look at me, and nothin. (He kisses her, more passionately this time) Nothing.
Phoebe: (to Chandler) Hey! (Chandler looks up, startled) Why isnt it Spiderman? Yknow like Goldman, Silverman...
Joey: Now YOU'RE telling me I can't see her?? You guys are killing me! She's forbidden fruit! It's like ... like she's the princess and I'm the stable boy ... Why are you doing this, huh? Did Ross tell you not to let me go over there?
Monica: Why did you hire me?
Joanna: Why?
Chandler: Why not?!
Ross: Why dont you call him?! Well, thank you very much! Y'know now he is going to prep her, y'know prep her, as in what you do when you surgically remove the boyfriend!
EDDIE: Why doesn't my key work and what's all my stuff doin' downstairs?
Monica: (as Rachel) Yeah... Yeah, I know it's pretty selfish, but haha, hey, that's me. (Indicating a dish on the table) Why don't you try the hummus?
Phoebe: (to Rachel) What's the matter? Why so scrunchy?
Monica: Wait a minute, why dont you just call Mark. (they both look up in shock) I mean, who says you have to sit here and wait for him, youve got to make stuff happen.
Rachel: Then why do you ask?!
Monica: So Phoebe, why are there men's shoes by the door.
Mr. Simon: Why wasnt I offered that? Id definitely pay more for that.
Joey: Why did I have to start working out again? (Looks at the weights he was using.) Damn you 15s!
Rachel: All right, yknow what? If you dont want to believe me about this, why dont you just come with me to dinner tonight and she will tell you.
Rachel: May fifth, why?
Robin: Why? Why?! Whats wrong with me?!
RACH: Why would I have to sleep with you?
Joey: (talking to a pineapple in his hand) God, you're beautiful...why are we fighting this?You know you want it to happen as much as I do.
Monica: Why?
Rachel: No! Phoebes! Don't you remember why you dumped the guy?
Joey: Why?
Joey: Why?! Why cant she marry me?!
Ross: Oh, yeah, why not?
Joey: Why not?
Joey: Hey, that's why I didn't invite you. you have to calm down, alright... go, go get yourself a drink or something...
Phoebe: Hey, why are you mopping your ceiling?
Dina: Look, Rachels told me how much easier youve made all this on her. Why cant you do that for me?
Monica: I don't know! Why don't you just explain? What do they want? Find out what they want!
Rachel: Why? Do you have the answers written on there?
Monica: Oh God (Starts looking around.) Why dont they put chairs back here?!
Rachel: Why not?
Joey: Why?
Monica: Then why are you laughing?
PHOEBE: Why couldn't you have just figured this out six years ago?
Monica: Oh my God! Thats Pete! But why is Bill huggin Pete?
Precious: Oh, why would he do this? I mean, what's wrong with me?
Rachel: (worried) Why?
Joey: Yknow what? Why dont you just give us our souvenirs and get the hell out of here?
BIG BULLY: You know what I keep wondering? Why you two are still sitting here.
Joey: Oh my God! Is that why you guys had to get married?!
Phoebe: Why not?
Phoebe: Wait, wait, why were you at the courthouse?
Monica: Why don't you just be straight with her? Tell her the truth.
RACHEL: Wow, so why don't you go talk to him?
Monica: I dont know why Im here.
Chandler: (Slightly panicky) Yeah, but what if it's not? What if there is a reason why we can't have a baby?
Phoebe: Why?
Phoebe: Yep, and that's why we don't invite you to play.
Monica: Then why the hell are you dumping my brother?!?
Phoebe: Right there! That's why I'm marrying you!
Ross: Whoa-oh, okay! Yeah, why am I telling you that?
Rachel: Well honey, then why don't you break up with one of them?
Monica: Why is it sick?
Joey: Why dont you ask Chandler, cause hes the one that fooled around with her. She told me you said you could really fall for her. Now is that true? Or are you just gettin over Janice by groping my sister.
Phoebe: Why?
Rachel: Why? Is he? He is! Isnt he? Hes dating that slut in marketing!
Kathy: Ill tell you what, Chandler, why dont you call me when you grow up!
Rachel: No! No, of course not. No. Thats why I brought it up. (Pause) They didnt have any sodas?
Joey: Yeah. Why are you getting so upset?
Ross: Okay, then why do you have to wear underwear tonight?
Joey: Why not? Come on! Just, just close your eyes and tell me what you'd like to be doing right now.
Ross: Why, does it look like Im having trouble with my misshapen claw? (He hands Joey the form)
Rachel: Yeah, ohh! Why, damnit, why did I open my mouth? (In a girlish voice) I have a crush on you; I am attracted to you. (Back to normal again) Gee, I-I know that I freaked him out
Phoebe: Well, why are you doing this anyway?
PHOEBE: OK, that makes no sense. Why would the villagers worship a pharmacist?
Phoebe: Yeah, its in the guys apartment under the sink. Why?
Chandler: (In a loving voice) Yes, I do. Now, I may not understand why you have to win so badly, but if it's important to you then it's important to me, because I love you.
Rachel: (smiling) Joey, why don't you just tell her what happened? It's not your fault.
Joshua: Why not?!
Chandler: Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! What is all this pressure?! Is this some new kind of strategy? Why dont you put down your copy of The Rules huh mantrap?!
Rachel: Why?!
Monica: Oh. Why didnt you take her?
Joey: Why not? I'll keep the tank clean.
Frank: Why would we be freaked?
CHAN: No, no, Phoebs. You know why? Cause he's dead.
Rachel: Chandler, thats not enough. I mean what if she gets you a great present, two medium presents, and a bunch of little presents? And youve just gotten her one great present? I mean thats just gonna make her feel bad. Why would you do that to her Chandler? Why? Why?
ROSS: Question two. Why do we always have to have parties with committees?
Ross: Why don't we just put 'poor little Tooty' out in the hall?
Monica: Why dont we just find a place for it?
CHANDLER: [throws it across the room while Eddie's not looking] Listen Eddie, um, I've been thinking about our current living situation and uh, why are you smiling?
Chandler: I know, that, (looks at her fake chest, and loses his train of thought, temporarily) that's why I don't want to go tonight, I'm afraid I'm going to say something stupid.
Monica: Hey, its Phoebe and Rachel. Um, why dont you tell them what you were telling me earlier about me not being high maintenance?
Wendy: Okay, let me ask you something: if what you and your wife have is so great, then why are you spending Christmas with me?
Joey: Why?!
Rachel: Ohh, gee. I wonder why she thinks youre going to call her?
Phoebe: Why? Why do I have to learn?
Ross: I mean, why not! I mean, I mean why not?!
Joey: Okay, listen, hey, Ross. Why don't you try to relax, okay? Maybe have a drink.
RICHARD: Awww! You know that's probably why babies learn to talk, so they can tell grown ups to cut it out.
Ross: No, no, dont. Why dont we?
{Transcribers Note: This is an hour-long special episode. Which means that the first part of this episode is episode 615. The second part of this episode is episode 616. Since episodes 615 and 616 are combined into one file, thats why there is no episode 616 in the season 6 table of contents and the numbers jump from episode 615 to 617.}
Rachel: Why not?
Chandler: All right, fine! Fine! Why don't you pull over? I'll get out right now!
Chandler: Oh please, you are obsessed with babies and-and marriage and everything that's related to babies and-and marriage! I've got an idea, why don't we turn down the heat on this pressure cooker?!
Ross: What? Oh yeah, yeah I think so. Why am I invited to this again?
Ross: Phoebe, why is your bag moving?
Ross: Sure. Why not?
Monica: Why do you need it?
Tag: Its just not really who I am. Y'know, Ive always been happier when Why am I telling you this? You dont care about this stuff.
ROSS: (putting his arm up with his hand on the door frame.)� Why?� (He starts to lower his arm.)