words in movies
Ross: Uh-uhWow! Uh, I thought you guys were just like making jokes, I had no idea. What you know what? You guys are wrong. Uh yes, there is a chronological age difference but I never notice it. You know why? Because she is very mature. Besides, it doesnt really matter to me what you guys think. I mean, Im the one dating Elizabeth, not you!
Chandler: (trying to cover up why his hand is over his heart) One nation, under God. Indivisible with liberty and justice for all. (Laughs.) I remembered it. (Its a butchered version of the Pledge of Allegiance of the United States for our foreign friends.) The champagne is here. (The waiter is delivering it and pouring two glasses.)
Chandler: Hey-hey, hey! (Gets up and hugs him.) I dont know why I did that!
Rachel: Why would a charity give away a free boat?!
Joey: Look, I dont know why the kids need a youth center anyway! Yknow? They should just watch TV after school like I did and I turned out fine!
Monica: Why dont you just weigh out the good stuff about the relationship against the bad stuff. I mean thats what I did when I first (looks at Chandler and pauses) weighing stuff.
Rachel: (To Phoebe) Why do you care about the guy who won the Paris trip?
Monica: Why do you want to see my hand?
Chandler: Yeah, well Yknow, it just got me thinking though, why would anybody ever want to get married huh?
Monica: Why?! To celebrate your relationship! To solidify your commitment! To declare your love for one another to the world!
Monica: Oh God (Starts looking around.) Why dont they put chairs back here?!
Richard: Why?
Monica: Why? Because of the government.
Chandler: Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! What is all this pressure?! Is this some new kind of strategy? Why dont you put down your copy of The Rules huh mantrap?!
Monica: I dont know why Im here.
Chandler: Well why didnt you stop her?! Why didnt you just tell her it was a plan?!
Monica: Chandler In all my life I never thought I would be so lucky. (Starting to cry.) As to fall in love with my best my best Theres a reason why girls dont do this!
MONICA: Who da wenny-Benny boy? You the Wenny-wenny-Benny-Benny boy, yes. Don't cry. Don't cry. Why is he still crying?
Monica: And thats why, Im not inviting you in for a drink. (starts to leave) Bye.
PHOEBE: Fired! Why?
Mrs. Geller: (rubbing her temples) Thats alot of information to get in in thirty seconds! Alright Joey, if wanna leave, just leave. Rachel, no you werent supposed to put beef in the trifle. It did not taste good. Phoebe, Im sorry, but I think Jacques Cousteau is dead. (Phoebe makes a sad face.) Monica, why you felt you had to hide the fact that you were in an important relationship is beyond me.
Phoebe: Why? What happened now?
Rachel: No. Not-not for me, but why dont you take off your sweater?
RACH: Why didn't he call? He's gonna stay with Julie, isn't he? He's gonna stay with her and she's going to be all, "Hi, I'm Julie, Ross picked me, and we're gonna to get married, have a lot of kids and dig up stuff together."
Ross: Why dont they just jump out of an airplane?! Huh?! That-thats a fun date! Or burn each other with matches?! Thats fun too! Whew!!
MRS. GELLER: Why?
Monica: Phoebe, that's how it starts. I don't need to eat the cake, I'll just smell the icing... why don't I just eat a little sliver, or, okay, just a slice or two. And next thing you know, you're 210 pounds and you get wedged in going down the tunnel slide. Phoebe, honey, I know this is hard. Look, if you talk to him, you're going to wanna see him. And if you see him, you're going to want to get back together with him. I know that's not what you want. (pause) Give me your phone.
Ross: I like this one. (Points to it.) It seems to say, "I love you and thats why I have to kill you."
Phoebe: No but, why does that have to be a bad thing. Just change what it means. Y'know? Go down there and prove your Mother wrong. Finish the job you were hired to do, and well call that pulling a Monica.
Monica: I dont understand, I mean am I so hard to live, is this why I dont have a boyfriend?
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. Chandler is answering the door in his robe.] CHAN: No, no, no, no, no, no [opens door to Monica] No. Monica, it's Sunday morning. I'm not running on a Sunday. MNCA: Why not? CHAN: Because it's Sunday. It's God's day. MNCA: OK, if you say stop, then we stop. CHAN: OK, stop. MNCA: No, c'mon, we can't stop, c'mon, we've got three more pounds to go. I am the energy train and you are on board. Woo-woo, woo-woo, woo-woo [Chandler walks out of the apartment, leaving Monica] Woo. [Scene: Rachel and Monica's apartment. Rachel is taking asprin. Ross enters.] ROSS: Hey Rach. RACH: Ahhhh. ROSS: Oh. And how was the date? RACH: Umm, I think there was a restaurant... I know there was wine. . . [Rachel looks at Ross as though she remembers something, but can't place what it is.]
RACHEL: Why didn't you get it?
Danny: Oh great! That special bond again! Why do women have such a problem with the fact that I'm close with my sister?
Monica: Hey, come on Phoebe, you can understand why this would be weird for me.
Monica: Okay, Ill see you tomorrow! (Doug exits.) Just so you know, were not seeing him tomorrow. (Chandler wonders why.) I-I cannot spend another evening with that man. Do you remember how he behaved at our wedding?
PHOEBE: So why don't ya show us the rest of your casa?
Phoebe: (turns around) Um, that's it. No. Hey! You! J. Crew guy. Yeah. Why have you been following me? I mean, all week long everywhere I look there's you.
PHOEBE: Why don't you play with your roommate?
Phoebe: Why are you lying to him?
Monica: When girls hang out, we dont have pillow fights in our underwear. (Chandler gets a hurt look on his face.) Im sorry. We do. We do. I dont know why I said that.
MONICA: Why?
EDDIE: Uh, sure, why not.
CHANDLER: Why?
Monica: Oh, why is it unfair?
CHANDLER: See, that's why we don't let her play.
Chandler: Why is Phoebe singing to Carl Mulden?
Ross: Hey Emma. Oh, why is she wearing her hat so low? She can barely see. (Wants to take the hat off, but Rachel tries to stop him).
Dr. Green: Well why not? So you can spend your time with this tramp?!
Chandler: Why dont you just give him to somebody else?
ROSS: No no no, I mean, hey, why shouldn't I be happy for you? What would it say about me if I couldn't revel in your joy? I'm revelling baby, believe me!
MONICA: Why?
Phoebe: Hey, why dont you guys go, get portraits done by a professional photographer.
Woman: Ross Geller, why do I know that name? Its uhWait! (Grabs his book off of the shelf.) Did you write this?
RACHEL: Why the voice.
ROSS: Why did you hate me?
Joey: Why dont we just go on two.
PHOEBE: Why not her?
Ross: Why- why- why would he need a blade?
Monica: Why in the world would you take this tape and and why would you watch it?
ROSS: Wha, OK, I'm sorry, let's uh, why don't we find someplace else.
RACHEL: Why.
Janice: Why are you shopping here? You don't live in this neighborhood. Were you here waiting for me?
Joey: Why not?! (to Chandler) Im hungry.
MONICA: Wow, that is a surprise. Just one little question, uh, why not Ross's room?
Monica: I might've said that. (Chandler laughs.) Why is that funny?
Chandler: Well then why cant I see it?
Joey: I feel so stupid, you know? Why... why do I keep going after the wrong girls?
Phoebe Sr: But umm, youre right. I think that a person should know where they come from. Wh-which is why I ah, (pause) ahh, (pause) okay. Im your mother.
CHANDLER: Why?
Janice: I love the way you look every night Chandler! (Monica breaks the kiss and Chandler freezes in terror.) Thats why I made you this tape! Happy Birthday! Love Janice!
BIG BULLY: Why should we?
Monica: (into phone) Pants and a sweater? Why, mom? Who am I gonna meet in a blackout? Power company guys? Eligible looters? Could we talk about this later? OK. (hangs up)
Ross: Well, umm, why dont you give him a call?
MONICA: No no. See, in my bedroom I set my clock six minutes fast. You wanna know why?
RACHEL: Where's Chip, why isn't he here yet?
Mrs. Waltham: (Throws her head back in disgust.) Why?!
Rachel: Well, so, why dont you just turn it off?
Tour Guide: Op, this is saved. (Joey wonders why) Gift shop.
Rachel: Why?
Rachel: Why? Why not?! People love to hear that!
Chandler: That's why our honeymoon photos look like me and Diana Ross!
Rachel: Okay Bobby, why dont we just come over here and let them have a little moment. (Drags Bobby away from Joey and Dina.)
Ross: Yknow what? The doctor will be in soon, why dont we not speak until then.
Monica: It's my new perfume. Why don't you come closer where you can really appreciate it?
MONICA: I meant, why don't you take Richard to the game? What?
Phoebe: Well thats no way to sell newspapers. Why dont you try, "Extra! Extra! Read all about it!"
RACHEL: Why are you adding, why are you adding, why are you adding, why are you adding?
Monica: Phoebe, why is smoke coming out of the bathroom?!
Rachel: Why don't you just marry her? Oh no, wait a minute you can't, I'm sorry I forgot, she's not a lesbian.
CHANDLER: Why her mom?
Phoebe: Well, I didn't get embarrassed running next to Miss (panting). But no, okay. No, no, I can see why running with me would be embarrassing to you. Yeah, okay. You're uptight.
ROSS: Alright you know, why don't I just meet you upstairs. [Drops her on the couch and walks out holding his lower back.]
Monica: Really? Why?
Phoebe: Theres a reset button?! Ugh, thank you! Thank you! (He exits and she goes to shut it off.) Theres a reset button! My God! Why didnt I see that! (She takes off the plastic cover and looks for the button.) Reset button, reset button, where is there a reset button? (Finds it.) Oh here it is! (Picks it up off of the floor.) Oh! (She presses it hard, but of course it would help if the button was still attached to the detector. In frustration she presses it so hard it causes pain in her thumb.) Ohh, God!
Joey: Yeah, I like that. But no-no, how does that explain why Rachel found my underwear at your place?
Janice: Well then ask yourself this. Why do you think we keep ending up together? New Year's? Who invited who? Valentine's? Who asked who into whose bed?
RICHARD: Oh, that's why you never see pigeons at sushi bars.(they both start laughing at Richard's poor joke) See, we're having fun.
Rachel: Well, let's see... uh... I know that she has a meeting with her lawyer and then she has to make a very big poop. Why?
Phoebe: Um, yeah sure. Why you wanna call your Mom?
Joey: If you didnt want to play, why did you come to the party?
Chandler: Why two?
Joey: No, no, no, see that's why you have to do this job, agents always lie. You know, Estelle just says stuff like 'They went another way', but this, I can use this. (in a very bad Italian accent) I canna work on a new accent.
Phoebe: Why, nobody good?
Ross: Wh-why?! Why-why-why would it, why would it be weird?
Dr. Green: Why not?
Phoebe: Oh no! Why?
Ross: So is everybody here? I got here a little early myself. Let us begin. Now, the hydrosaurids have been unearthed in two main locations. (He moves to the map and we see why he made it to class on time, hes wearing in-line skates and hasnt taken them off.) Here. (Points to the map, somewhere in the Middle East, then spins on the skates and points to the map.) Here. (China.) Now as for the hydrosaurs
Phoebe: Uh-huh! Why do you think it takes me so long to answer the door?
Ross: Why aren't you guys dressed?
Fireman No. 3: We get off around midnight, why don't we pick you up then?
Rachel: All right, look. Why don't you just return the book, let Joey give her the clock pen, and you give her something worse than that. Like... a regular pen.
Chandler: Why not?!
Phoebe: Uh-huh, yeah thats too bad. I really want to go to his concert Friday night, but its totally sold out. I know! Why dont you meet him and get tickets?! If you get two Ill take you.
Photographer: Well then why dont we see the bride and the groom and the bridemaids.
Chandler: No-no-no-no, no, its a good thing. Why must we dial so speedily anyway? Why must we rush through life? Why cant we savor the precious moments? (to one of Joeys sisters) Those are some huge breasts you have.
Rachel: Well then how come youre still at a job that you hate, I mean why dont you quit and get the fear?
Monica: No. Why?