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Chandler: I think this is probably why Damone smokes in his cell alone.
Monica: I mean, why should I let them meet him? I mean, I bring a guy home, and within five minutes they're all over him. I mean, they're like- coyotes, picking off the weak members of the herd.
Monica: Oh, why is it unfair?
Chandler: So I have a flaw! Big deal! Like Joey's constant knuckle-cracking isn't annoying? And Ross, with his over-pronouncing every single word? And Monica, with that snort when she laughs? I mean, what the hell is that thing? ...I accept all those flaws, why can't you accept me for this?
Monica: Oh, why?
MONICA: Ok. [Richard walks in] Hey, why don't you ask Richard?
Joanna: Why?! Why?! He said hed call. Why hasnt he called?
Rachel: Okay. (watching the tape) Ooh, my! (Rachel jumps when the woman starts screaming) Woah! Why is that baby torturing that woman?!
Monica: Why not?
PHOEBE: OK, Rachel, why don't you start talking first.
Kim: No. No! You're doing great! Dont you give up! That's why we didn't tell you and we're not gonna drag you down with us.
Ross: Oh really! Why is that?
Ross: Why does Joanna need two assistants, how, how lazy is she?
Ross: (entering) Well hey! Whats going on? Ooh, cool boat(Sees why the boats there)Oh, no. (Averts his eyes by looking around the room) (To Rachel) Hey, did you, did you tell them?
Rachel: What-what, wait a minute, you don't think that's why he wants me back?
Phoebe: Hey! Why are you all red and sweaty?
Joey: Sure! Why not?
Russell: Ross, I have been a divorce attorney for 23 years and never had I so much business from one client. Why dont you tell me what happened.
Phoebe: Why, so he can get mad at the baby?
Ross: Pheebs? What, why are you whispering?
Phoebe: Oh, Ross youre right, I dont know why I always thought this was real grass.
Rachel: Amy, that’s what I was supposed to wear today, that’s why I hung it on the door.
Ross: Why are we in bed together?
Chandler and Joey: Yeah! Why dont you stick around. You can sit right there.
CHANDLER: Why did you look at me when you said that?
Ross: And thats funny, why?
Joey: Oh, man, Im sorry. Why?
Amy: Why did you change it, Ella was so much prettier!
ROSS: Question. Why do we always have to have parties where you poach things?
Monica: Oh, is that why you did it the secret hallway where nobody ever goes?!
Joey: I dont know why you say that so soon.
Monica: (angrily) That is exactly why I do not lend you stuff!! (Rachel looks over at Phoebe in resignation.) Okay?! I mean, first it's my jewelry! And if it's not my jewelry, it's-it's my blue sweater! And if it's not my sweater, it's my sunglasses!
Phoebe: Whoa! Why do you get to answer the door?
Chandler: Yeah, listen, Joey isn't gonna be here tonight so why don't you come over and I'll let you uh, feel my bicep. Or maybe more.
Phoebe: Why don't you turn them inside ou...
Joey: No Im not. Why would you say that? Thats just mean.
Joey: Why would you need to say hi to them, youve been feeding them for four days?
Ross: Hey! I did not dump Rachel! (To Mona) Nor are we still together. (The phone rings and Ross goes to answer it, only hes trapped behind the apothecary table by Dr. Green.) Can I just (Dr. Green glares at him.) Why dont we just let the machine get that?
MONICA: So Joey, why didn't you grow a moustache?
Rachel: Why are- why are you so tanned?
Ursula: He is? Why?
Ross: Well, why dont you just start with something simple. Like umm, Monica from the moment I met you, I knew I loved you.
Monica: Believe me, that is not why we won't be doing that!
Sandy: That's fair... Although, can I ask... why do you think that is?
Gavin: Why do you even care if I was looking at her? Are you jealous?
Phoebe: Why are you dressed as a gladiator?
PHOE: [sad] Ooohh, why?
Mrs. Geller: (rubbing her temples) Thats alot of information to get in in thirty seconds! Alright Joey, if wanna leave, just leave. Rachel, no you werent supposed to put beef in the trifle. It did not taste good. Phoebe, Im sorry, but I think Jacques Cousteau is dead. (Phoebe makes a sad face.) Monica, why you felt you had to hide the fact that you were in an important relationship is beyond me.
Rachel: Hmm. (she opens the freezer) Umm, why do you have a copy of The Shining in your freezer?
MONICA: Who da wenny-Benny boy? You the Wenny-wenny-Benny-Benny boy, yes. Don't cry. Don't cry. Why is he still crying?
Monica: And thats why, Im not inviting you in for a drink. (starts to leave) Bye.
(Chandler glares at him. At first Joey doesnt know why, it takes him a little bit to figure it out.)
PHOEBE: Fired! Why?
Rachel: No. Not-not for me, but why dont you take off your sweater?
Phoebe: Why? What happened now?
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. Chandler is answering the door in his robe.] CHAN: No, no, no, no, no, no [opens door to Monica] No. Monica, it's Sunday morning. I'm not running on a Sunday. MNCA: Why not? CHAN: Because it's Sunday. It's God's day. MNCA: OK, if you say stop, then we stop. CHAN: OK, stop. MNCA: No, c'mon, we can't stop, c'mon, we've got three more pounds to go. I am the energy train and you are on board. Woo-woo, woo-woo, woo-woo [Chandler walks out of the apartment, leaving Monica] Woo. [Scene: Rachel and Monica's apartment. Rachel is taking asprin. Ross enters.] ROSS: Hey Rach. RACH: Ahhhh. ROSS: Oh. And how was the date? RACH: Umm, I think there was a restaurant... I know there was wine. . . [Rachel looks at Ross as though she remembers something, but can't place what it is.]
Monica: Phoebe, that's how it starts. I don't need to eat the cake, I'll just smell the icing... why don't I just eat a little sliver, or, okay, just a slice or two. And next thing you know, you're 210 pounds and you get wedged in going down the tunnel slide. Phoebe, honey, I know this is hard. Look, if you talk to him, you're going to wanna see him. And if you see him, you're going to want to get back together with him. I know that's not what you want. (pause) Give me your phone.
Ross: I like this one. (Points to it.) It seems to say, "I love you and thats why I have to kill you."
Phoebe: No but, why does that have to be a bad thing. Just change what it means. Y'know? Go down there and prove your Mother wrong. Finish the job you were hired to do, and well call that pulling a Monica.
Monica: I dont understand, I mean am I so hard to live, is this why I dont have a boyfriend?
RACH: Why didn't he call? He's gonna stay with Julie, isn't he? He's gonna stay with her and she's going to be all, "Hi, I'm Julie, Ross picked me, and we're gonna to get married, have a lot of kids and dig up stuff together."
Ross: Why dont they just jump out of an airplane?! Huh?! That-thats a fun date! Or burn each other with matches?! Thats fun too! Whew!!
MRS. GELLER: Why?
RACHEL: Why didn't you get it?
Monica: Okay, Ill see you tomorrow! (Doug exits.) Just so you know, were not seeing him tomorrow. (Chandler wonders why.) I-I cannot spend another evening with that man. Do you remember how he behaved at our wedding?
Danny: Oh great! That special bond again! Why do women have such a problem with the fact that I'm close with my sister?
Monica: Hey, come on Phoebe, you can understand why this would be weird for me.
Monica: When girls hang out, we dont have pillow fights in our underwear. (Chandler gets a hurt look on his face.) Im sorry. We do. We do. I dont know why I said that.
PHOEBE: So why don't ya show us the rest of your casa?
Phoebe: (turns around) Um, that's it. No. Hey! You! J. Crew guy. Yeah. Why have you been following me? I mean, all week long everywhere I look there's you.
PHOEBE: Why don't you play with your roommate?
Phoebe: Why are you lying to him?
Ross: Hey Emma. Oh, why is she wearing her hat so low? She can barely see. (Wants to take the hat off, but Rachel tries to stop him).
MONICA: Why?
CHANDLER: See, that's why we don't let her play.
Chandler: Why is Phoebe singing to Carl Mulden?
EDDIE: Uh, sure, why not.
CHANDLER: Why?
Dr. Green: Well why not? So you can spend your time with this tramp?!
Chandler: Why dont you just give him to somebody else?
PHOEBE: Why not her?
MONICA: Why?
Woman: Ross Geller, why do I know that name? Its uhWait! (Grabs his book off of the shelf.) Did you write this?
ROSS: Why did you hate me?
ROSS: No no no, I mean, hey, why shouldn't I be happy for you? What would it say about me if I couldn't revel in your joy? I'm revelling baby, believe me!
Phoebe: Hey, why dont you guys go, get portraits done by a professional photographer.
RACHEL: Why the voice.
Joey: Why dont we just go on two.
Ross: Why- why- why would he need a blade?
Monica: Why in the world would you take this tape and and why would you watch it?
RACHEL: Why.
ROSS: Wha, OK, I'm sorry, let's uh, why don't we find someplace else.
Joey: Why not?! (to Chandler) Im hungry.
Chandler: Well then why cant I see it?
Janice: Why are you shopping here? You don't live in this neighborhood. Were you here waiting for me?
MONICA: Wow, that is a surprise. Just one little question, uh, why not Ross's room?
MONICA: No no. See, in my bedroom I set my clock six minutes fast. You wanna know why?
CHANDLER: Why?
Monica: I might've said that. (Chandler laughs.) Why is that funny?
Phoebe Sr: But umm, youre right. I think that a person should know where they come from. Wh-which is why I ah, (pause) ahh, (pause) okay. Im your mother.
Joey: I feel so stupid, you know? Why... why do I keep going after the wrong girls?
Janice: I love the way you look every night Chandler! (Monica breaks the kiss and Chandler freezes in terror.) Thats why I made you this tape! Happy Birthday! Love Janice!
RACHEL: Where's Chip, why isn't he here yet?
Monica: (into phone) Pants and a sweater? Why, mom? Who am I gonna meet in a blackout? Power company guys? Eligible looters? Could we talk about this later? OK. (hangs up)