words in movies
Chandler: I do limericks... uhm... There once was a man named Chandler, whose wife made him die inside.
Ross: My wife had a workout friend she went to the gym with everyday for a year. She didn't get any fitter.
Robin: I have a feelin... I, my wife is sleeping with her gynaecologist.
Ross: Well look, I'm just trying to focus on the "I get to see my wife," part, all right? And not the part that makes me do this. (He takes a big swig of Pepto Bismol.)
Paul: Im just me, my wife died shortly after Lizzie was born.
Joey: Mike, do you take this woman to be your wife?
Joey: We good? Yeah? Good? Once again, I pronounce you husband and wife. (To Chandler) Now kiss her again.
Joey: Well I guess I shouldve thought about my wife and kids before I talked back to chef Geller!
MR A: You're saying, my wife is in you?
Monica: I knew you were likely to take a wife!
Janice: But I love my husband. And I know you love your wife. Now, I don't think we should get this house now.
Joey: Hey, can I ask you something? In this, in this picture of you and your wife, is your wife Rachel?
Rachel: Right! Right! I-I actually meant in your spare time, do you cook? Do you ski? Or do you just hang out with your wife or girlfriend?
Professor Spafford: (speaking very slowly) And then my wife and I went on a cruise to the Galapagos. There was a sea food buffet you wouldn't believe. There were clams, and mussels, and oysters, and cracked crab, and snow crab, and king crab. It's a pity I'm allergic to shellfish.
Ken: I�m sorry, but isn�t your wife back in New York?
Ross: Look you're my wife. We're-we're married. Y'know? I-I love you. I-I really miss you.
Richard: The picture of my wife! In your pack!
Rachel: Oh you know what, you sound just like his wife!
Rachel: Oh Ross, come on. He's happily married. His wife just had twins.
Ross: This is crazy! I mean, yes-yes Rachel is my good friend and I-I have loved her in the past, but now, she is just my wife! Phoebe, will you-will you help me out here?
ROSS: As in, "I now pronounce you wife and wife" married?
Ross: As my lawfully wedded wife, in sickness and in health, until death parts us. Really, I do. Emily. (Points at her.)
Ross: Well, well I am married. Even though I haven't spoken to my wife since the wedding.
Joey: Did you tell the guy you wanted to have sex with his wife and then fall right out of your chair?
Joey: Hey-hey, youre startin to sound like the butchers wife there in-in chapter seven.
Joey: I saw this movie once where there was a door and no one knew what was behind it, and when they finally got it open millions and millions and millions of bugs came pouring out and they feasted on human flesh. Yknow it wouldnt kill ya to respect your wifes privacy! (He walks away and into his apartment and looks the door.) Stupid closet full of bugs!
Rachel: Oh no, I know that. I know that. Although, we made a joke that we spend so much time together he should call me his work wife.
Monica: Yeah! But, he can't not exactly see Emily, I mean that's his wife.
Gunther: What does Rachel see in this guy? I love Rachel. I wish she was my wife.
Ross: My wifes a lesbian.
Chandler: Mr. Millionaire, new from Snooty Playthings! Third wife sold separately.
Ross: Actually, it kinda is. My wife won't return my calls. I don't know where my wife is. (Laughs) "Hey Ross, where's the Mrs.?" Don't know!
Ross: And as my wife I think you should grant me this favor.
Chandler: The agency must have made some mistake. My wife is not a reverend and I'm not a doctor.
Chandler: (loud) Ken, please! No, I can�t, I can�t smoke. If I smoke, my wife would kill me.
[Cut to the jetway, the old man who the flight attendant delivered Rachel's message to gets off the plane, his wife still upset with him.]
Brenda: Look, I know it must be hard that your wife is a lesbian, but its wrong. Youre married.
Chandler: No way! If anything youve gotta let me win! My wife thinks Im a wimp!
Mr. Tribbiani: Oh, 'scuse me. So Ross, uh, how's the wife? (Ross whines and lays his head on Chandler's shoulder) Off there too, uh? Uh, Chandler, quick, say something funny!
Doug: Well, I gotta tell ya Bing; that partner of yours is a real tiger. (To his wife.) Are you all right sweethart?
Joshua: Well, I need a whole new wardrobe. My wife, well my ex-wife
Doug: Whats going on Bing? Does uh, your wife have a problem with me or something?
Ross: Yeah, well my-my ex-wife and I share custody of Ben and umm, uh, and just so you know, Carol and I are on excellent terms as Im sure you are with your wife! (Realizes) Oh, Im sorry! (To Elizabeth) Its unbelievable!
Phoebe: Okay, now would you say that thats more than 50 yards away from Sting, his wife, or a member of his family?
Chandler: So, the fact that I am a doctor, and my wife’s a reverend, that’s important to you?
Wendy: Okay, let me ask you something: if what you and your wife have is so great, then why are you spending Christmas with me?
Joey: Chandler is a complex fellow, one who is unlikely to take a wife.
Joey: You may not kiss the bride. So, I guess by the powers vested in my by the state of New York and the Internet guys, I now pronounce you husband and wife. Oh wait! Do you take each other?
Billy: Its me, Ive been sleeping with your wife.
Ross: Its just I always thought when I had another kid it would be different. Now I-I love Ben, but every time I have to drop him off at Carol and Susans, its likeIt breaks my heart a little. I mean Ive always had this picture of me and my next wife in bed on Sunday and, my kid comes running in and leaps up onto the bed. And we all read the paper together. Yknow? Maybe fight over the science section.
Doug: Hi! And this is my wife Kara.
Man: Marc Coreger, this is my wife Julie.
Ross: Thats funny. Yeah. Yknow youre the funniest man here in a pink bunny costume his wife made him wear.
Chandler: Hey Rach! There she is...My perfectly proportioned wife.
Ross: (sets out a bunch of shot glasses and starts to poor himself a drink, many drinks) Im an idiot. I mean shoulda seen it, I mean Carol and Id be out and shed, shed see some beautiful woman, and, and shed be Ross y'know look at her, and Id think, God, my wife is cool!
Rachel: Well, you might want to tell him it sounds like his wife is (whispers) gay.
Monica: What?! You cant shed a tear for your dead wife!! Now, I left you a note from the beyond!
Rachel: You are asking me to be your wife!
Chandler: Not to shabby, I got this all off myself using my wifes tools. (He takes the door off the frame and we finally get to see whats behind the green door! It is stacked, floor to ceiling, with junk.) Oh my God!
Amy: My boyfriend canceled on me. I mean.. I I finally find a real relationship. I mean, someone that I can spend this day with and then his wife comes back into town. I swear, its almost not worth dating married guys.
Ross: Try telling my wife that.
JOEY: Yeah. Joseph and his wife, Karen, are thinking of having a third kid... Ya know what? Just did.
Rachel: Ohh, gosh. You guys, come on, this isI have to meet Joshua! This is my one chance for him to see the fun Rachel. Yknow the "Wouldnt it be great if she was my wife" Rachel. Ohh, all right! Are Joey and Chandler back?
Rachel: Y-Yeah! What-what is your wifes name?
Ross: Hey, at least you have a wife! I-I keep getting divorces and knockin people up! And Im dressed as doody.
JOEY: It's just that, I, I'm gonna miss Joseph. I liked him. His wife, she was hot. [Chadler pushes him out the door by the face.]
CHANDLER: Alright, ok, alright. So I can't fire Joseph but uh, I can sleep with his wife.
Tall Guy: Shes nice, huh? To think I almost brought my wife to this!
Chandler: Yep! From now on its gonna be the four of you guys and me and the misses. The little woman. The wife. The old ball and chain.
Chandler: So? Would you care to join me in our first dance as husband and wife?
Chandler: My wife and I have some boundary issues, you know, sometimes we ask inappropriate questions. We're working on it.
Chandler: There is nothing like the support of your loving wife, huh?
Ross: Hey, if mommy can have a wife, daddy can have a bra.
Mrs. Potter: Oh really? Well, then youd better tell his other wife, cause she called three times asking where he is.
Ross: Well, I don't know what else to do. I mean, I either keep my wife and lose one of my-my-my best friends or I keep my friend and get divorced the second time before I'm 30! So-so if anyone has-has a better suggestion, let's hear it! 'Cause I-I got nothing! All right, don't be shy, any suggestion will do. (There are none.) Okay then. Here we go. Magic 8 Ball, should I never see Rachel again? (He turns it over and reads the answer) Ask again later. Later is not good enough. (He shakes it up again and reads the answer.) Ask again later. What the hell! This is broken! It-it is broken!
Monica: (On the phone) Hello? No, he's not here. Yeah, this is his wife. Yeah, well, it came as quite a shock to me too. I guess I should have known. Yeah, I mean, he just kept making me watch Moulin Rouge.
Chandler: No, the best reason to get married is pregnancy. Sorry is pretty much fourth y'know, behind being ready and actually wanting to get married. (Laughs.) Will you be my wife?
The Dry Cleaner: He went out with my wife!
Minister: Ross and Emily have made their declarations and it gives me great pleasure to declare them husband and wife.
Chandler: So.. let me get this straight. So my two friends die, I get Emma. Then my wife dies, then Emma the one tiny ray of hope left in my life gets taken away from me?
CHANDLER: Is he the one with the beautiful wife?
Chandler: Actually Pheebs its more of a husband and wife kinda thing
The Dry Cleaner: Thats my wife!!! Get out! (Starts yelling at him in Russian, and Im betting hes not saying pleasant things about him.)
Chandler: (hanging up the phone) The wife says "Hi!".
Phoebe: Yeah. Oh! It'll be like I have a wife in the fifties!
Monica: Yeah, I'm sure your ex-wife will be more than happy to move to another country so you can patch things up with your new wife.
Chandler: You know, I flew a long way t see my loving wife? Is she here by the way?
Mr. Oberblau: (seeing her) Oh, you're back... (to Ross) this is my wife, Nancy.
Bladder Control Problem Stop Wife Beating Hemorrhoids? Winner of 3 Tony Awards...
[Cut to the Jetway, the flight attendant enters, walks past Ross, and approaches an older man with his wife who is also wearing a blue jacket.]
Ross: once you know the stories, its not that bad. First marriage, wifes hidden sexuality, not my fault. Second marriage, said the wrong name at the altar, a little my fault. Third marriage, well they really shouldnt allow you to get married when youre that drunk and have writing all over your face, Nevadas fault.
Joey: I now pronounce you... husband and wife.
Chandler: But you did like us. And you should. My wife's an incredible woman. She's loving and devoted and caring. And don't tell her I said this but the woman's always right... I love my wife more than anything in this world. And I... It kills me that I can't give her a baby... I really want a kid. And when that day finally comes, I'll learn how to be a good dad. But my wife... she's already there. She's a mother... without a baby... Please?
Rachel: Well Ill tell ya! (Pause) See uh my-my boss and his wifeThey-they cant have children. So umm, and thatwe were at the Christmas party, and he got drunk, and he said to me, "Rachel, I want to buy your baby."
Mr. Waltham: All right, Ill tell her. (To his wife) Come on bugger face!
Ross: I went to that tanning place your wife suggested.
Chandler: Well look, it's not easy to spend this much time apart, you know. She's entitled to be a little paranoid... or, in this case: right on money! ... You know, she's amazing, and beautiful, and smart, and if she were here right now, ...she'd kick your ass. Look, you're a really nice person... ham stealing and adultery aside. But, what I have with my wife is pretty great, so nothing is ever gonna happen between us.
Young Ethan: All right, look. I've gotta tell you something. I'm not 17. I only said so that you'd think I was cute and vunerable. I'm actually 30, I have a wife, I have a job, I'm your Congressman. Monica, this is ridiculous, we're great together. We can talk, we make each other laugh, and the sex. Oh, man, okay i have no frame of graft, but I thought that was great.
Mike's dad: (leans in towards Mike) I crushed a pill and put it in her drink... (to his wife) Come on, sweetheart.
Monica: Chandler, this is crazy! What did you even say to him! "Come up, meet my wife! Give us your sperm"!
[Scene: Stings Apartment, Phoebe has come to talk about Jack and is waiting for Stings wife, Trudie Styler, to enter.]