words in movies
Chandler: Get the woman a pad! Get the woman a pad! A pad! A pad!
Janice: What woman?!
Monica: What are you being such a weenie for? So he has a Barbi, big deal. You used to dress up like a woman.
(Another woman approaches.)
Woman No. 2: What?!
Woman: No suds, no save. Ok?
(A woman with a steel drum and a guy with a xylophone start playing an instrumental version of "Can't Help Falling In Love" by Elvis Presley. A bridesmaid and a groomsman walk down the isle. Next are Rachel and Ross, who carries Chappy in his arms.)
OLD WOMAN: Well, somebody got some last night.
Phoebe: Well okay, let this be a lesson to all of you, all right. Once you, once you betray me, I become like the ice woman, yknow. Very cold, hard, unyielding, y'know nothing, nothing can penetrate this icy exterior. (to Monica) Can I have a tissue, please?
Ross: Is the old woman on the bicycle still alive?
The Woman Dealer: Very busy.
[Scene: Rosss Building, they are approaching the apartment of the woman who died. Ross knocks on the door and a woman answers it.]
(A woman enters wearing a wet wedding dress and frantically starts to look around.)
Joey: (on phone) Yeah, is Sidney there? (Listens) Oh, this is? (To the gang) Sidney's a woman.
Woman: Yeah, but even soo.
Woman: I bet its fast.
Woman: Yeah!
Woman: (walking up) I love your car.
Woman No. 1: (laughs) No, I hate cats.
Monica: No. No. Not it. Not it. Not it. (Checks another rack and another woman tries to reach around her.) (To the woman) Dont crowd me! (Finds it) This is it! This is the dress! Oh my God, its perfect! (She takes it off of the rack and someone has a hold of it on the other side of the rack and tugs on it.) Im sorry, this ones taken! (The other woman tugs harder pulling Monica through the rack.) Whoa!
Chandler: Pregnant Woman Slays Four?
David: Daryl Hannah was the most beautiful woman that he'd ever seen in his life and I said yeah, I liked her in Splash, a lot, but not so much in- in Wall Street, I thought she had kind of a
Joey: No-no-no I've seen it happen, you-you get a rapport going with a woman but somehow you manage to kill it. What's your secret?
Carol: You slept with another woman?
Chandler: Oh yeah, I had no idea the amazing journey you go through as a woman! Tell me, tell me about your first period!
Ross: Well, you need something to make this day special? Hello! You-you-you have the most special thing of all! You are marrying the woman you love.
Chandler: Oh, listen. If this is about those prank memos, I had nothing to do with them. Really. Nothing at all. Really. (Chandler tries to hide a rubber chicken from the woman.) Nothing.
Monica: (from the hallway) I do not like that woman!
Monica: Please! I feel so bad! Just watch the hot woman get naked!
Phoebe: Ooh, wait.. wait, I see a woman.
Ross: A no sex pact huh? I actually have one of those going on with every woman in America.
[Flashback to The One With Phoebe's Uterus, Monica is teaching Chandler how to turn a woman on. They're in Monica and Rachel's apartment and Monica has just drawn a diagram of a woman.]
Woman: Hi!
Joey: Yeah, its (looks up and sees the woman) mine.
[Scene: A random apartment building, Chandler and Monica are knocking on the door of the woman from the beginning.]
(A good-looking woman approaches.)
Woman: How much do I owe you for the muffin and the latte?
(A woman enters.)
Woman: Amy!
[Cut to the hallway outside the room, Ross is going to see which table hes at and sees a beautiful woman doing the same thing.]
CHANDLER: [to an attractive woman] I shouldn't even bother coming up with a line, right? [The woman walks away]
Joey: Hello New York! (The woman bats his hand out of the way.)
Ross: (noticing a beautiful woman moving in down the street) Well hello! Shes cute! Should we uh, go try to talk to her?
Joey: Come on! You like this woman, right?
The Smoking Woman: Yeah I can, it worked real well.
Rachel: Yeah, Why? You don't think a woman can do this?
Joey: Yeah, yeah. We went to a Mets game, we got Chinese food, and you know, I love this woman. You have got competition buddy.
The Woman: Could you guys help me? (Chandler shyly exhales and looks away.)
Monica: (to her son) Oh, hey handsome! Oh, I'm gonna love you so much that no woman is ever gonna be good enough for you! (To Chandler, on the verge of tears) Oh, we are so lucky!
The Woman: I-I am Kristen.
Rachel: Oh well, the woman I interviewed with was pretty tough, but y'know thank God Mark coached me, because once I started talking about the fall line, she got all happy and wouldnt shut up.
Chandler: That's so funny, 'cause I was thinking you look more like Joey Tribbiani, man slash woman.
Woman: Id love an ice water.
(Another woman walks up.)
Woman: Someone was in the lady's room, I couldnt wait. I left the lid up for ya though.
The Woman: I own this store.
[Cut to a close-up of Rachel, eagerly awaiting Ross's arrival... not knowing he is getting off the plane with another woman.]
Woman: Hi, is uh Phoebe here?
Phoebe: How are you? (The woman nods) Good. (She goes over to another couple of women.) Hi, thanks for coming.
MR. GELLER: A woman in my office is a lesiban. I'm just saying.
Woman: Hey!
A Woman: Here he comes! Hurry!
A Woman: Lets go!!
Woman: Ohh great.
Woman: Excuse me, I-I couldnt help overhearing, youre marrying Chandler Bing?
Chandler: So uh, what did this woman look like?
Woman: (To Ross and Rachel) Congratulations you two!
Phoebe: Yeah, do you want to break a dying womans heart?
Woman On Train: Yes we are. So, coffee?
Chandler: Yep! From now on its gonna be the four of you guys and me and the misses. The little woman. The wife. The old ball and chain.
Woman: Im sorry, who are you?
Ross: Yeah, I'm fine, I'm fine. (A woman emerges from the toilet behind him and he tries to pretend he was in the other one)
Chandler: Calm down? Calm down? You set me up with the woman that I've dumped twice in the last five months!
Phoebe: Im just saying, this woman, I mean shes fictitious. No?
Chandler: Yep! And! A beautiful woman agreed to go out with me. (Theyre stunned.) Joey wanted to ask her out, but uh, she picked me.
Chandler: Well its just while Monica and I were dancing to them it was the first time I knew that you were the woman I wanted to dance all my dances with.
Rachel: (to the woman) Excuse us for a minute. (They go into the kitchen.) You didnt tell her to come?!
Ross: Thats right! Thats right, dont you play a woman?
Joey: A woman in a mans body.
(A beautiful woman approaches.)
Woman: (To Joey) Is this yours?
Ross: No, God no! That is no place for a woman. Those guys will grab anything.
Woman: Yknow, you look nothing like I wouldve thought. Youre youre so young.
Joey: Oh-oh-oh-oh, how I do it is, I look a woman up and down and say, "Hey, how you doin?"
Joey: No. It just seems like Ross is the kind of a guy that would marry a woman on the verge of being a lesbian and then push her over the edge.
[Scene: The Semi-Private Labor Room, theyre brining in yet another woman.]
[Scene: A newsstand, Ross is buying a magazine and gets in line behind a woman.]
The Woman: Ross, sweetheart!
Joey: I know, there are gonna be some pasty folks by the pool tomorrow! (A woman goes towards them)
[Scene: Outside of Central Perk, Phoebe is exiting and sees a woman put out her cigarette on a tree.]
(An old woman pushes a cart full of books past.)
(A woman passes by, carrying newborn twins.)
Joey: Come on! Look just-just telllet her know that you really want them to be there. Lets not forget, this is a woman that has sent you many lasagnas over the years.
ROSS: Go over there and tell that woman the truth.
Phoebe: You apologize to the tree right now or I am calling for backup. (The woman calls her bluff.) (Screaming at no one in particular) Backup! Backup!!
Woman: Really?!
ROSS: Well, pretty incredible according to the message she left you on my machine. Hey, Chandler, why is this woman leaving a message for you on my machine?
[Scene: The Launderama, Rachel is there, waiting for Ross. An old woman takes Rachel's clothes off the machine and begins loading it with her things.]
(He hurriedly checks his hair in his computer screen, before taking a sporting trophy from a drawer to place ostentatiously on his desk. An attractive young woman opens the door.)
Woman: Hi!
Woman: Oh thank you.
Woman: Hi!
Woman: No.