words in movies
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross is eyeing a beautiful woman at the counter, and Joey and Chandler are egging him on to go talk to her. No pun intended. I mean it.]
Woman: Hi, Ross.
(Ross walks over to the woman, egg in hand.)
[Scene: Central Perk, Monica, Rachel, Phoebe, Joey, Chandler are there. Ross is still talking to the beautiful woman.]
Joey: Pathetic mess? I know, butcome on, man, she's needy, she's vulnerable. I'm thinkin', cha-ching! (Rachel throws a roll at Joey. He picks it up and eats it.) Thanks. Look, you have not been out with a woman since Janice. You're doin' this.
Chandler: Calm down? Calm down? You set me up with the woman that I've dumped twice in the last five months!
Rachel: Pheebes, this woman is voluntarily bald.
Chandler: You got it. Good woman! (the waiter turns around, it's a man) Could we get a bottle of your most overpriced champagne?
Ross: The blond woman is my ex-wife, and the woman touching her is her... close, personal friend.
Chandler: How can I dump this woman on Valentine's day?
Ross: No, it's just...you know the whole "getting on with your life" thing. Well, do I have to? I mean, I'm sitting here with this cute woman, and, and, and she's perfectly nice, and, but that there's, that's it. And um, and then I'm here talkin' to you, and, and it's easy, and it's fun, and, and I don't, I don't have to...You know, here's a wacky thought. Um, what's say you and I give it another shot? No no no, I know what you're gonna say, you're a lesbian. But what do you say we just put that aside for now you know? Let's just stick a pin in it, ok? Because, we're great together, you know. You can't deny it. Besides, you're carrying my baby. I mean, how perfect is that? But see, you know, you keep sayin' that, but there's somethin' right here. I love you.
Carol: You know that thing you put over here with the pin in it? It's time to take the pin out. You'll find someone, I know you will. The right woman is just waiting for you.
Carol: All you need is a woman who likes men and you'll be set.
(A beautiful woman walks by Ross, he stares at her.)
Woman: Yeah, but even soo.
Woman: I bet its fast.
Woman: Yeah!
Woman: (walking up) I love your car.
Woman No. 1: (laughs) No, I hate cats.
Monica: No. No. Not it. Not it. Not it. (Checks another rack and another woman tries to reach around her.) (To the woman) Dont crowd me! (Finds it) This is it! This is the dress! Oh my God, its perfect! (She takes it off of the rack and someone has a hold of it on the other side of the rack and tugs on it.) Im sorry, this ones taken! (The other woman tugs harder pulling Monica through the rack.) Whoa!
Chandler: Pregnant Woman Slays Four?
Joey: No-no-no I've seen it happen, you-you get a rapport going with a woman but somehow you manage to kill it. What's your secret?
David: Daryl Hannah was the most beautiful woman that he'd ever seen in his life and I said yeah, I liked her in Splash, a lot, but not so much in- in Wall Street, I thought she had kind of a
Chandler: Oh yeah, I had no idea the amazing journey you go through as a woman! Tell me, tell me about your first period!
Ross: Well, you need something to make this day special? Hello! You-you-you have the most special thing of all! You are marrying the woman you love.
Chandler: Oh, listen. If this is about those prank memos, I had nothing to do with them. Really. Nothing at all. Really. (Chandler tries to hide a rubber chicken from the woman.) Nothing.
Carol: You slept with another woman?
Phoebe: Ooh, wait.. wait, I see a woman.
Monica: (from the hallway) I do not like that woman!
Monica: Please! I feel so bad! Just watch the hot woman get naked!
[Flashback to The One With Phoebe's Uterus, Monica is teaching Chandler how to turn a woman on. They're in Monica and Rachel's apartment and Monica has just drawn a diagram of a woman.]
Joey: Yeah, its (looks up and sees the woman) mine.
[Scene: A random apartment building, Chandler and Monica are knocking on the door of the woman from the beginning.]
Ross: A no sex pact huh? I actually have one of those going on with every woman in America.
(A good-looking woman approaches.)
Woman: Hi!
CHANDLER: [to an attractive woman] I shouldn't even bother coming up with a line, right? [The woman walks away]
(A woman enters.)
Woman: How much do I owe you for the muffin and the latte?
Woman: Amy!
Joey: Hello New York! (The woman bats his hand out of the way.)
The Woman: Could you guys help me? (Chandler shyly exhales and looks away.)
[Cut to the hallway outside the room, Ross is going to see which table hes at and sees a beautiful woman doing the same thing.]
The Smoking Woman: Yeah I can, it worked real well.
Rachel: Yeah, Why? You don't think a woman can do this?
Joey: Come on! You like this woman, right?
Ross: (noticing a beautiful woman moving in down the street) Well hello! Shes cute! Should we uh, go try to talk to her?
The Woman: I-I am Kristen.
Joey: Yeah, yeah. We went to a Mets game, we got Chinese food, and you know, I love this woman. You have got competition buddy.
Rachel: Oh well, the woman I interviewed with was pretty tough, but y'know thank God Mark coached me, because once I started talking about the fall line, she got all happy and wouldnt shut up.
Monica: (to her son) Oh, hey handsome! Oh, I'm gonna love you so much that no woman is ever gonna be good enough for you! (To Chandler, on the verge of tears) Oh, we are so lucky!
(Another woman walks up.)
Chandler: That's so funny, 'cause I was thinking you look more like Joey Tribbiani, man slash woman.
Woman: Someone was in the lady's room, I couldnt wait. I left the lid up for ya though.
Woman: Id love an ice water.
The Woman: I own this store.
[Cut to a close-up of Rachel, eagerly awaiting Ross's arrival... not knowing he is getting off the plane with another woman.]
A Woman: Here he comes! Hurry!
Phoebe: How are you? (The woman nods) Good. (She goes over to another couple of women.) Hi, thanks for coming.
Woman: Hi, is uh Phoebe here?
A Woman: Lets go!!
MR. GELLER: A woman in my office is a lesiban. I'm just saying.
Woman: Ohh great.
Woman: Excuse me, I-I couldnt help overhearing, youre marrying Chandler Bing?
Woman: Hey!
Woman: (To Ross and Rachel) Congratulations you two!
Woman: Im sorry, who are you?
Woman On Train: Yes we are. So, coffee?
Chandler: So uh, what did this woman look like?
Phoebe: Yeah, do you want to break a dying womans heart?
Chandler: Yep! From now on its gonna be the four of you guys and me and the misses. The little woman. The wife. The old ball and chain.
The Woman: Ross, sweetheart!
Ross: Yeah, I'm fine, I'm fine. (A woman emerges from the toilet behind him and he tries to pretend he was in the other one)
[Scene: Outside of Central Perk, Phoebe is exiting and sees a woman put out her cigarette on a tree.]
Joey: I know, there are gonna be some pasty folks by the pool tomorrow! (A woman goes towards them)
Chandler: Yep! And! A beautiful woman agreed to go out with me. (Theyre stunned.) Joey wanted to ask her out, but uh, she picked me.
Chandler: Well its just while Monica and I were dancing to them it was the first time I knew that you were the woman I wanted to dance all my dances with.
(A woman passes by, carrying newborn twins.)
(An old woman pushes a cart full of books past.)
(A beautiful woman approaches.)
Rachel: (to the woman) Excuse us for a minute. (They go into the kitchen.) You didnt tell her to come?!
Ross: Thats right! Thats right, dont you play a woman?
Joey: A woman in a mans body.
Woman: (To Joey) Is this yours?
Ross: No, God no! That is no place for a woman. Those guys will grab anything.
Woman: Yknow, you look nothing like I wouldve thought. Youre youre so young.
[Scene: A newsstand, Ross is buying a magazine and gets in line behind a woman.]
Joey: No. It just seems like Ross is the kind of a guy that would marry a woman on the verge of being a lesbian and then push her over the edge.
Joey: Come on! Look just-just telllet her know that you really want them to be there. Lets not forget, this is a woman that has sent you many lasagnas over the years.
[Scene: The Semi-Private Labor Room, theyre brining in yet another woman.]
Joey: Oh-oh-oh-oh, how I do it is, I look a woman up and down and say, "Hey, how you doin?"
Phoebe: You apologize to the tree right now or I am calling for backup. (The woman calls her bluff.) (Screaming at no one in particular) Backup! Backup!!
ROSS: Go over there and tell that woman the truth.
Phoebe: Im just saying, this woman, I mean shes fictitious. No?
Woman: Oh thank you.
ROSS: Well, pretty incredible according to the message she left you on my machine. Hey, Chandler, why is this woman leaving a message for you on my machine?
Woman: Hi!
(A woman approaches.)
Woman: No.
[Scene: The Launderama, Rachel is there, waiting for Ross. An old woman takes Rachel's clothes off the machine and begins loading it with her things.]
Chandler: You kidding? You're the most beautiful woman in most rooms... (She jumps up and kisses him.) (Breaking the kiss.) Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! What's going on? You and I just made out! You and I are making out?
Woman: Hi!
Ross: Wh - No. Some woman who sounded a lot like Joey called earlier and asked for her daughter, the "hot nanny".
(He hurriedly checks his hair in his computer screen, before taking a sporting trophy from a drawer to place ostentatiously on his desk. An attractive young woman opens the door.)
Woman: Really?!
Woman: Wow!
Woman: I dont think so.
Waitress: (to the woman) $4.50 please.
Ross: That is an old, Chinese woman!
Ross: You were incredible! Brand new woman, ladies and gentlemen.
Woman: Im Amanda.
The Woman Dealer: I don't know about the hands, but the guy that was here before me just went to the bathroom.
Rachel: My God. Okay. (Another woman enters.) Ha-ha-ha beat ya! Sucker!
Woman No. 1: Eew! It's creepy looking!