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Chandler: Pregnant Woman Slays Four?
Joey: Same kind of thing happened to me! Woman pizza delivery guy come over, gives me the pizza, takes the money, and leaves!
Woman: Amy!
CHANDLER: [to an attractive woman] I shouldn't even bother coming up with a line, right? [The woman walks away]
Joey: Hello New York! (The woman bats his hand out of the way.)
[Cut to the hallway outside the room, Ross is going to see which table hes at and sees a beautiful woman doing the same thing.]
Joey: Come on! You like this woman, right?
The Smoking Woman: Yeah I can, it worked real well.
Rachel: Yeah, Why? You don't think a woman can do this?
Joey: Yeah, yeah. We went to a Mets game, we got Chinese food, and you know, I love this woman. You have got competition buddy.
Ross: (noticing a beautiful woman moving in down the street) Well hello! Shes cute! Should we uh, go try to talk to her?
The Woman: Could you guys help me? (Chandler shyly exhales and looks away.)
The Woman: I-I am Kristen.
Monica: (to her son) Oh, hey handsome! Oh, I'm gonna love you so much that no woman is ever gonna be good enough for you! (To Chandler, on the verge of tears) Oh, we are so lucky!
Rachel: Oh well, the woman I interviewed with was pretty tough, but y'know thank God Mark coached me, because once I started talking about the fall line, she got all happy and wouldnt shut up.
Chandler: That's so funny, 'cause I was thinking you look more like Joey Tribbiani, man slash woman.
Phoebe: Yeah, do you want to break a dying womans heart?
Woman: Someone was in the lady's room, I couldnt wait. I left the lid up for ya though.
Woman: Id love an ice water.
The Woman: I own this store.
A Woman: Lets go!!
MR. GELLER: A woman in my office is a lesiban. I'm just saying.
Woman: Hi, is uh Phoebe here?
Woman: Ohh great.
Woman: Hey!
Woman On Train: Yes we are. So, coffee?
(Another woman walks up.)
[Cut to a close-up of Rachel, eagerly awaiting Ross's arrival... not knowing he is getting off the plane with another woman.]
Phoebe: How are you? (The woman nods) Good. (She goes over to another couple of women.) Hi, thanks for coming.
A Woman: Here he comes! Hurry!
Woman: Excuse me, I-I couldnt help overhearing, youre marrying Chandler Bing?
Woman: (To Ross and Rachel) Congratulations you two!
Chandler: Calm down? Calm down? You set me up with the woman that I've dumped twice in the last five months!
Chandler: So uh, what did this woman look like?
Woman: Im sorry, who are you?
Chandler: Yep! From now on its gonna be the four of you guys and me and the misses. The little woman. The wife. The old ball and chain.
Ross: Yeah, I'm fine, I'm fine. (A woman emerges from the toilet behind him and he tries to pretend he was in the other one)
The Woman: Ross, sweetheart!
[Scene: Outside of Central Perk, Phoebe is exiting and sees a woman put out her cigarette on a tree.]
Chandler: Yep! And! A beautiful woman agreed to go out with me. (Theyre stunned.) Joey wanted to ask her out, but uh, she picked me.
Joey: I know, there are gonna be some pasty folks by the pool tomorrow! (A woman goes towards them)
Chandler: Well its just while Monica and I were dancing to them it was the first time I knew that you were the woman I wanted to dance all my dances with.
(A beautiful woman approaches.)
(A woman passes by, carrying newborn twins.)
Rachel: (to the woman) Excuse us for a minute. (They go into the kitchen.) You didnt tell her to come?!
Ross: Thats right! Thats right, dont you play a woman?
Joey: A woman in a mans body.
(An old woman pushes a cart full of books past.)
Woman: (To Joey) Is this yours?
Joey: Oh-oh-oh-oh, how I do it is, I look a woman up and down and say, "Hey, how you doin?"
Woman: Yknow, you look nothing like I wouldve thought. Youre youre so young.
Ross: No, God no! That is no place for a woman. Those guys will grab anything.
Joey: No. It just seems like Ross is the kind of a guy that would marry a woman on the verge of being a lesbian and then push her over the edge.
Joey: Come on! Look just-just telllet her know that you really want them to be there. Lets not forget, this is a woman that has sent you many lasagnas over the years.
[Scene: The Semi-Private Labor Room, theyre brining in yet another woman.]
Phoebe: Im just saying, this woman, I mean shes fictitious. No?
ROSS: Go over there and tell that woman the truth.
[Scene: A newsstand, Ross is buying a magazine and gets in line behind a woman.]
Phoebe: You apologize to the tree right now or I am calling for backup. (The woman calls her bluff.) (Screaming at no one in particular) Backup! Backup!!
ROSS: Well, pretty incredible according to the message she left you on my machine. Hey, Chandler, why is this woman leaving a message for you on my machine?
(A woman approaches.)
Woman: Oh thank you.
Woman: Hi!
Woman: No.
CHANDLER: Hear me out woman.� I'll go down the fire escape.� Then, I'll wait for a while.� Then, when I come up the stairs, it'll be just like I just got back from Tulsa.� Then, Joey and I will come in and see that there's no guy in here.
Chandler: You kidding? You're the most beautiful woman in most rooms... (She jumps up and kisses him.) (Breaking the kiss.) Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! What's going on? You and I just made out! You and I are making out?
[Scene: The Launderama, Rachel is there, waiting for Ross. An old woman takes Rachel's clothes off the machine and begins loading it with her things.]
Woman: Hi!
Woman: I dont think so.
Waitress: (to the woman) $4.50 please.
The Woman Dealer: I don't know about the hands, but the guy that was here before me just went to the bathroom.
Ross: That is an old, Chinese woman!
Ross: Wh - No. Some woman who sounded a lot like Joey called earlier and asked for her daughter, the "hot nanny".
(He hurriedly checks his hair in his computer screen, before taking a sporting trophy from a drawer to place ostentatiously on his desk. An attractive young woman opens the door.)
Woman: Really?!
Woman: Wow!
Ross: You were incredible! Brand new woman, ladies and gentlemen.
Woman: Im Amanda.
(A museum official enters with another man and woman.)
The Woman From Poughkeepsie: (outside Rosss window) Ross? Ross! (she knocks on the window) Wake up! Ross! (the train starts moving) Ross! Ross!! Ross!!! Ross!!!!
Woman No. 1: Eew! It's creepy looking!
MONICA: This wasn't addressed to Days of Our Lives, this is, this came to your apartment. There's no stamp on it, this woman was in our building.
Woman At The Wedding: It didnt click.
(Another woman starts to enter.)
Rachel: My God. Okay. (Another woman enters.) Ha-ha-ha beat ya! Sucker!
Woman At The Wedding: Why wont you take our picture?
Rachel: Here is a book of poetry that I know Monica loves. And-and ohh God this is funny, look, this is a picture of one Halloween where she dressed up as a bride. (Shows Phoebe the picture.) And look, she made me carry her train, which was weird because I was Wonder Woman. Oh and heres a little purse that I found. (Hands her the purse) Yknow I just thought that maybe they could hold the rings in there.
Monica: You kissed another woman!
Chandler: That old woman was being scammed by her mechanic.
Phoebe: Thank you. (To the other woman) No? (She nods.) All right. (She goes to another pairing.) Oh, its so nice to see you.
(This gorgeous woman in spandex walks up)
Monica: Do this for me! Come on, I catch you looking at womans breasts all the time!
Joey: I would say, "Woman, please!"
Boy in the Cape: Youre a mean old woman. (Runs away.)
Chandler: All right. Yes. Okay. I get your point. But if its not your bra will you just let the woman clean the apartment?!
Monica: This place is really my Grandmothers. (Joey starts to take off all of his clothes, while Monica gets the glasses and pours the lemonade.) I got it from her when she moved to Florida, otherwise I could never afford a place like this. So if the landlord ever asks, Im 87 year old woman, whos afraid of her VCR. So are you thirsty?
Woman: It's okay, it's okay, I'm here, I'm here. Sorry I'm late, okay, here I am. Who's the new tense girl?
Ross: Trying to date this woman.
Rachel: (on the phone) Monica, Im quitting! I just helped an 81 year old woman put on a thong and she didnt even buy it! (Pause) Im telling you Im quitting! Thats it! Im talking to my boss right now! (Pause) Yes I am! (Pause) Yes I am! Yes I am! Yes I am! Yes I am! Yes I am! Okay bye, call me when you get this message. (Hangs up as her boss, Mr. Waltham, walks in.) Oh! Mr. Waltham, I ah really need to talk to you.
Phoebe: Yeah... The woman you what?
Rachel: (To the woman sitting in front of her) He-he said Rachel, right? Do you think I should go up there?
Joey: Hey Ross, listen, Dirk was wondering about the woman that you brought and if you guys were together, or...