words in movies
Monica: (starting to get up) I gotta go water Pete's plants. (stops) Y'know what, if he's gonna break up with me, maybe I won't water his plants.
PHOEBE: (singing angrily) Terry's a jerk, and he won't let me work, and I hate Central Perk!
MONICA: [sings] They won't take you to the vet.
Monica: '....Won't you, won't you, won't you.... '
RACHEL: We won't?
Rachel: (returning with her purse covering her face) All right, it won't come off!
ROSS: Yeah. Ya know, a boy and a girl. Hopefully the girl will come first so Ben here won't feel too competitive.
Rachel: Wait, we won't know that until we do it, will we?
Ross: I don't know, but I.. Look, even if she shoots me down, at least I won't spend the rest of my life wondering what would have happened. Where - where is my coat?!
Monica: You guys do that? Chandler won't even have sex in our bathroom!
{Y'know, sometimes I think the script writers throw in a line like that to try to trip me up. But it won't work. I'll always have the last laugh! <manical_laugh.wav> Okay, so maybe I'm a little deluded, it's probably just my spellchecker. But, I must admit I did get Mesozoic and Paleozoic on the first attempt. Yay me! Anyhoo }
Ross: Actually, it kinda is. My wife won't return my calls. I don't know where my wife is. (Laughs) "Hey Ross, where's the Mrs.?" Don't know!
PHOEBE: Anyway, OK, now promise you won't like, freak out and say how great this is until I'm done, OK.
Chandler: Uh-huh! Join me, won't you?! Okay, what do you say we keep one, and then just like have an option on the other one?
Joey: No! Everything's gettin' all messed up, y'know? Emily won't let Ross see Rachel, we're not gonna stop seeing Rachel, hence Ross stops seeing us!
Chandler: Well, maybe I won't kiss you, and then you'll have to stay.
Monica: Believe me, that is not why we won't be doing that!
Monica: Rach, why won't they take it back?
Ronni: No we won't.
Chandler: Y'know, he won't even talk to me. How am I going to apologize to him if he won't even talk to me?
Phoebe: (interrupts her, to Monica) Shh, wait and see. Maybe we will, maybe we won't.
Ross: Come on. These people'll scooch down. You guys'll scooch, won't you? Let's try scooching! Come on. Come on. Uh, Kristen Riggs, this is Carol Willick. Carol, Kristin. Uh, Carol teaches sixth grade. And, Kristin, Kristin...(struggling)...does something that, funnily enough, wasn't even her major!
Monica: Ok, hypothetically, why won't I be married when I'm 40?
ROSS: Dad, she won't want to go with me.
Ross: I went thru this with Ben and Carol. One cup of coffee won't affect your milk.
CHAN: [slowly lifts coffee cup to his mouth] Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow. [slowly sets the cup back down] Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow. [Joey intercepts the cup and puts it down for him]. She's insane, the woman is insane. It's before work, it's after work, it's during work. She's got me doing butt clenches at my desk. And now, they won't bring me my mail anymore.
LITTLE BULLY: Well then here's the deal, you won't have to so long as never ever show your faces in this coffee house ever again.
MONICA: Oh yeah, well there's the possibility that I won't make rent.
RACHEL: Yes, my wind. How do you expect me to grow if you won't let me blow?
Phoebe: Well, on the bright side, now you won't have to see all these paleontologists with their shirts off. (Grabs a drink and notices that the two men are upset) Not you guys. You got it going on!
(Phoebe tries to give her phone to Ross, but he won't take it. He mouths "no.")
Ross: Listen, listen. Whoever you pick is gonna walk down the aisle with you! Now, I promise I won't say a word, but if you pick Chandler he's gonna be whispering stupid jokes in your ear the whole time!
Ross: All right, it's cool you can stay here. My parents won't mind.
ROSS: [Rachel, laughing, puts a hand on the guy's shoulder] Look at that, look at that, see how she's pushing him away and he won't budge. Alright, I'm gonna do something. [walks up in the middle of their conversation] Excuse me, are you Rachel?
ERICA: Oh Drake, you are so talented, let me see those hands. Oh these hands, these beautiful hands, oh I could just eat them. . . but I won't.
Susan: You can keep saying it, but it won't stop being true.
Quartet: (singing) Congratulations on your first week at your brand new job! It won't be long before your the boss.
Rachel: I tried! They won't take her back.
Sleepy girl, sleepy girl. Why won't you go to sleep? Sleepy girl, sleepy girl. You're, you're, you're keeping me uppp! (Yeah, that's to the tune of Smelly Cat.)
Phoebe: That won't go with this dress though.
Rachel: Oh, not as a friend, Phoebe!! Fine, I won't use it!
Chandler: (sarcastically) Oh, come on tell me. I could use another reason why women won't look at me.
MONICA: Alright, but I'm very excited about this OK, so you gotta promise you won't get all big-brothery and judgmental.
Rachel: It won't come off!
Max: It won't be the same- but it'll still be Minsk. Happy New Year.(Walks off)
Monica: I won't know what I would do without you.
Phoebe: (smiling, raising her hand) Who's hoping the hand raising thing is still cute enough that you won't hate me?
Ross: Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, but then the coffee table won't be centered in the seating area.
Chandler: Ah, look on the bright side, I mean you won't have to live with this ugly chair! That was here already huh? I love you. (they hug again)
Monica: Well, I guess we won't be warming his house.
Rachel: (to Chandler) Well, there's a kiss that he won't forget for a couple of hours, y'know.
Monica: Why won't I be married when I'm 40?
ROSS: He won't? [remembers what it is] He won't! Because, isn't that, isn't that the, the short story you were writing?
Phoebe: Yeah. You won't be able to take it.
RACH: Ross, Chandler wrote something about me on his computer and he won't let me see.
JOEY: The guy still won't put out, huh?
Monica: Please? Please?! We just don't want to deal with telling everyone, okay? Just promise you won't tell.
Mr. Treeger: Could you tell Jasmine that I won't make it to yoga class today?
Chandler: It means that my guys won't get off their barcaloungers and you have a uterus that is prepared to kill the ones that do. (pause) It means...
Monica: Okay, the realtor said another couple made an offer. Maybe the Janice's won't get it! Maybe the other couple will.
PHOEBE: Can I please take these off? I swear I won't scratch.
[Eddie tries his key and it won't work. He knocks and Chandler answers the door. He's got the door chained.]
Janice: No, it isn't, because you won't let that happen. Don't you know it yet? You love me, Chandler Bing.
JOEY: OK, we'll just leave, and when we pass her on the stairs, she won't know it's me 'cause we've never met. CHANDLER: That's how radio stars escape stalkers.
Ross: Oh and you know what, it will be even better tomorrow, because I won't be constantly interrupted by Joey checking to see if they put chocolates on my pillow yet. (Someone knocks on the door, Ross goes to open and it's Joey, Rachel and Chandler).
JOEY: Come on, Chandler, I want this part soo much. (Chandler ignores him) Just one kiss, I won't tell anyone.
Monica: Ok, hypothetically, why won't I be married when I'm 40?
Erica: Hey, well, in a couple of weeks I won't be able to travel.
Phoebe: Just pretend they're not even here! It's OK Monica, when that spotlight hits you it so bright you won't see anyoneanyway.
Ross: (coming out of the bathroom) Won't you dance around with me.
Chandler: I'm sorry, I won't be here.
Ross: I can't! If he realizes that I'm the one that put him to sleep, I won't get the job!
CHAN: I'm telling you this thing won't print. Yes, I pressed that button like 100 times. You know, for a hot line you are not so hot. What? What is that in the background? Are you watching Star Trek?
Phoebe: No! No, you can't arrest me! No!! I won't go back! I won't go back to that hell hole!!
Carol: Ok, and this is Funny Clown. Funny Clown is only for after his naps, not before his naps or he won't sleep.
ROSS: Well, we won't wanna raise kids in the city so we'll probably move to uh, Scarsdale.
Chandler: Not like that, I won't! (pauses) Kip would have liked the birds! (Joey turns and gives Chandler a dirty look)
PHOE: Look, I, y'know, I don't mind taking it slow, I like him a lot, y'know he's really interesting and he's really sweet and why won't he give it up?
Phoebe: No! No, her cab! She probably won't be using it; you can drive it to Las Vegas.
Phoebe: I know, I just want to bite his bottom lip. (Rachel looks at her) But I won't.
Phoebe: Probably? Yeah, I don't like that word. (Chandler and Monica look surprised) Kind of what probably really means. Yeah, uh-huh. Yeah, oh, "Your mom probably won't kill herself," yknow? I'm sorry, but I'm not hanging all my hopes of Rachel and I living together on-on "Probably!" Yknow? You gotta take care of yourselves! (She starts to walk out) In this world history teaches us nothing! (Exits)
Monica: Oh, by the way, you are more than welcome to look under any of the furniture, because, believe me, you won't find any porn or cigarettes under there!
Joey: Well, I'm justif the paste matches the pants, you can make yourself a pair of paste pants and she won't know the difference!
Joey: I can't tell you what I'm wishing for! Else...you know...won't come true!
Chandler: What are you talking about? The couch is perfectly in line with the carpet. And then I can just walk over here and casually just put my feet right up on the...(Tries to rest his feet on the coffee table but they won't reach) OK, OK, here's what we do, we just uh, move the couch closer to the coffee table.
Monica: Easy Rach, we'll find it. (To all) Won't we!
Phoebe: I want to, but I just want you to tell me that marriage isn't really that big a deal. You know that I won't, I won't be missing out on anything. That marriage stinks!
Gary: This witness won't return my calls so we're gonna see if we can surprise him coming home.
Ross: (to Joey) Oh no, she took down Monica... And I'm the crier in the family. Oh God! I could be next. Maybe she won't talk with me if it looks like we're deep in converstation. Oh, so that thing you said about the thing. It really made me think about that other thing.
Carol: Mushroom. Smile. They won't all be like this. Some women might even stay through dinner. Sorry, that's not funny
JOEY: All right.� All right.� Then, maybe you won't mind if me and my friend take a look around, huh?� (He checks the bathroom shaking the bat.� Then he proceeds to their bedroom.)� Bwa-ah-ah!
Monica: Behind my brother's back? (Rachel glares at her) ... is exactly the kind of crazy thing you won't be hearing from me.
Luisa: I could... but I won't. If I find that monkey, he's mine. (Leaves)
Ross: Free cats do that too, y'know. {Which reminds me, if I might get a little political here, support your local animal shelter. Pet shops are not the place to buy dogs and cats from, you get a much better deal from the shelter, plus they probably won't die on you in a week and a half. If you want a leash, go to the pet shop. If you want the dog for that leash, go to the shelter and save it's life. Now back to regularly scheduled programming.}
Joey: Look, Pheebs, I just, I wanna apologize for, for saying that your method was stupid and-and maybe ask you to be my teacher again. And-and I promise, I won't touch a guitar until you say I'm ready. (After a short pause she hands him her guitar.) You really think I'm ready?
The Smoking Woman: I won't! (Turns away) Until I have my next cigarette.
Joey: Hey, this girl won't turn around and I can't tell whether she's hot or not, what do you think?
Adrienne: Oh believe me, Ross, I won't be telling anybody about this.
Monica: What? Wait! Why? (He turns and heads for the door and she chases after him.) Chandler! Chandler! Wait! Im sorry, I was just playing for one second! I was trying to find you to tell you that, look if you don't want me to see Richard again, I won't! He means nothing to me!
MONICA: Then I won't have to kill you.
Monica: (to Ross) This is just Bactine. It won't hurt.