words in movies
Ross: And that's why, no matter what mommy says, we really were on a break. (baby talk) Yes we were! Yes we were! (picks Emma up) Come here gorgeous. (puts her on his knees and talks to her) Oh! Look at you! You are the cutest little baby ever! You're just a... a little bitty baby, you know that? But you've got... (in a softer voice) You've got big beautiful eyes... Yes you do... and a... and a big round belly. (emphasises the B's) Big baby butt! I like big butts. (raps) I like big butts and I cannot lie / you other brothers can't deny / when a girl walks in with an itty, bitty, waist / and a round thing in your face you get...(Emma laughs) Oh my God, Emma... you're laughing! Oh my God, you've never done that before, have you? You never done that before... Daddy made you laugh, huh? Well, daddy and Sir Mix Alot... What? What? You... you wanna hear some more? Uhm...(raps) My anaconda don't want none / unless you got buns hon... (Emma laughs again and Ross looks worried) I'm a terrible father!
Phoebe: Yes... I'm sorry, I've never met a boyfriends parents before...
Joey: Guess I don't know. My experience: if a girl says yes to being taped... She doesn't say no to much else, I tell ya...
Rachel: Okay... aahhh... Please laugh for mommy... Please? Please laugh for mommy... (Rachel makes a funny face, sticking her tongue out, making a farting noise and using her hands as antlers, wiggling her fingers... No response from Emma...) Not funny huh? Oh so, is it... only offensive novelty rap? Or maybe just, you know, rap in general? 'Cause mommy can rap... (Rachel tries to rap and makes weird movements with her arms in the process.) My name is mommy and I'm here to say / that all the babies are... Oh, I can't rap... Allright sweetheart... This is only because I love you so much, and I know that you're not gonna tell anybody... (Rachel's face is telling "Oh what am I doing? The things I have to go through... and she starts to rap) I like... big butts and I cannot lie... / You other brothers can't deny... / when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a round thing in your face... (Emma starts to laugh) Yes! Yes! Yes! YES! Oohhhhh! Oh! (Rachel now really gets into it, and her insecure movements start getting better) I like big butts and I cannot lie... / You other brothers can't deny... Oh Emma you're laughing! Oh you are, you really do like big butts, don't you. Oh you beautiful little weirdo... (Rachel picks up Emma and Ross now enters)
Phoebe Sr: Well, yes, its kindve an unusual house. It has umm, three beautiful bedrooms and ah, no baths. But y'know, the ocean is right there.
Mrs. Waltham: Oh yes, there you are.
Ross: (interrupts him) Okay, that's right, yes, but on Hanukkah, uh, we sing, uh (Sings) Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, I made you out of clay.
All: WE WON!! Thank you! Yes!
Ross: (on the phone) Yes, hello. I have a question. Umm, I used your pen to draw on my friend's face. (Listens) A beard and a moustache. (Listens and laughs) Thank you. (Rachel turns around and glares at him.) No, she didn't think so. (Listens) I know it's like (turns and sees Rachel staring at him and quickly changes the subject) anyway, umm well make-up didn't cover it and we've tried everything to get it off and nothing's worked. What-what do we do? (Listens) Yeah. (Listens) Uh-huh. (Listens) Yeah. (Listens) Oh! Okay. (Listens) Okay, thank you! (Rachel gets excited at his tone.) (Hangs up the phone) Yeah, it's not coming off.
Rachel: Fine. (on phone) Hi! Yes, Id like to order a large pizza.
Chandler: Yes, I distinctly remember cause I thought it was a joke. Now just give her a chance, okay?
Joey: Yes I did! Im Chandler. (Looks at Chandler) Dude, what happened?
Leader: Oh, yes Elizabeth. Ah, 871.
Monica: (to Ben) Whos so brave, youre so brave, yes you are, youre so brave.
Ross: Yes.
Phoebe: Alright, Ill try, fine! Yes, Okay!
Phoebe: Plate! Yes, plate.
CHANDLER: Yes, yes I actually saw him leave. I mean that guy is standing in the window holding a human head. He is STANDING IN THE WINDOW HOLDING A HUMAN HEAD!
Phoebe: Oh, its a secret. Oh goodie! Yes! We havent done the secret thing in a long time.
Ross: Yes, I did.
Phoebe: Yes, please.
Phoebe: Yes. Not out loud.
Phoebe: (the waiter puts a piece of cake on the table) I would love it. Consider it forgotten... But just so you know... however and whenever you decide to propose, I promise I'll say yes. Whether... whether, you know, it is in a basketball game, or in sky writing, or you know, like some lame guy in a cheesy movie who hides it in the cake.
Rachel: Oh, yes! Well have ourselves a little baby Ruth
Phoebe: (as Ursula) Um, then yes, it's 'cause of Phoebe! So, you know, it's either her or me.
Ross: Yes.
Ross: Yes, I do.
Ross: (turning towards him) Yes Mr. Lewis, how can I help you?
Joey: Yes sir! Yes sir, Im-Im(he starts to leave)
The Director: Yes?
Rachel: Yes, and grumpy.
Rachel: Yes! Totally!
Chandler: Yes. (In a stronger voice) Yes!
Monica: Yes!! Yes! Yeah, yeah, yeah!
Kathy: Oh! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Yes! Thank you! (Runs back to Chandler)
Ross: (on phone) Uh, hello dad! Monica and I just saw the house in the paper! (Listens) Yes were surprised! (Listens) Who did you leave a message with?
Chandler: Yes, well, I expect this from her. Okay? She's always been a Freudian nightmare.
Ross: Yes. Yes. Dont worry. Everythings fine. Well uh, well see you tomorrow at the wedding.
JADE: Yes, yes, I did. In fact, I had sex with him 2 hours ago.
Chandler: Yes, but in Rosss case, they both know in two weeks thats it.
Rachel: Yes I am!
Ross: Yes. Yes, yes I did. (To Mona) But-but it was, it was just a one night thing. It meant nothing.
Monica: Yes!!
Chandler: Yes!
Chandler: Yes, I-I know that you do, but I think one of the reasons people were complaining though, was that they paid to hear the actor sing Old Man River.
Rachel: Yes, Ross. (turns toward him)
Ross: Is thatare you saying yes? Is that yes?
Phoebe: Oh yes. Yes. Yeahno. She did. She left you umm, (looking in her purse) this lipstick.
Ross: Yes, and the dimmer switch.
Chandler: Yes, but theres two in martini, soo everybody back to my office.
Rachel: Yes!!
Chandler: Yes, every single one of them.
Rachel: (quietly) Yes.
Monica: Yes?
Ross: Yes I-I am. In fact umm hey, why dont we try it my special way? You can dance on my feet.
Rachel: Yes.
Phoebe Sr: Ahh, yes.
Chandler: Yes!
Rachel: Yes, but still. They're people with eyes.
Ross: Yes. Yes. Yes. (Theyre perfect so far.)
The Saleslady: Yes! I have it right here. (Phoebe and Monica both gasp at the dress.) Would you like to try it on Ms. Waltham?
ROSS: Yes, and that's why we're here.
Rachel: Yes, I do.
The Woman: (exasperatedly) Yes! Yes! Please, just give it to me!
Ross: (only half-paying attention) Yes, of course they like you!
Monica: Yes. Well I got his machine and I left a message. But it's okay, it's okay, it's okay, because you know it was like a casual, breezy message. It was breezy! Oh God, what if it wasn't breezy?
CHANDLER: (on pay phone) Come on, pick up, pick up! Hello? Transit Authority? Yes, hello. I'm doing research for a book, and I was wondering what someone might do if they left a baby on a city bus. Yes I do realize that would be a very stupid charact er.
Monica: Yes! All right, y'know what? Why don't we start with a practice run? Okay?
Monica: Yes you did! You did like a little hop.
Chandler: Yes, but this is Pete. Okay? Hes not like other people, on your first date he took you to Rome. For most guys thats like a third or fourth date kinda thing.
JOEY: Yes! And the table is mine.
Monica: Yes!!
The Girls: Yes!!
Chandler: Oh yes, and thats what I want a roommate that I can walk around with and be referred to as the funny one.
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Rachel, Phoebe, Chandler, and Monica have gathered to hear Ross perform his interpretation of Celebration by Cool and the Gang on the bag pipe. Yes, I typed that earlier. Were seeing this again, only this time Ross as already started playing.]
Phoebe: Yes, I will tell her.
Joey: (Spreading his arms wide) Yes.
Rachel: Yes, you have to get her something, and it should be something really nice.
All: Yeah! Yes! (They all right into the living room, all excited.)
Phoebe Sr: Oh gosh, Lily, yes. Of course I remember Lily. I... Then you must be?
Ross: Yes! Wow, well, that-that was easy. Okay, you-you go.
Chandler: Yeah. Yes! Yeah.
Monica: Yes it is. You see I've always found the men's bathroom very sexual. Haven't you?
Phoebe: (looks at her cards) Yes! (everyone looks at her) .... or no.
Monica: Yes!!
Rachel: Yes! Rent!
Chandler: Yes. Yes! Right! And I feel horrible. You have to believe me!
ROSS: Yes, yes I am. Are you a, uh, a friend of Rachel's?
All: Yes. Absolutely. A quality.
Chandler and Joey: YEAH!!! YES!!!
Rachel: Yes, I realize that
Rachel: Yes!!!
CHANDLER: Yes, we're standing out ground...apparently.
CHAN: Yes, yes it is, short story, that I was writing.
Phoebe: Oh, okay, I'm having another one! This one doesn't hurt eitherOoh, yes it does! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ooh! (Checks under the blanket.) Oh, I was kinda hoping that was it.
Rachel: Yes! He has a naked picture of Monica! He takes naked pictures of us! And then he eats chicken and looks at them!
Rachel: Yeah. Your teeth? Yes, I saw them from outside. (Sitting down on the couch.) You guys are never going to believe this. But, Phoebe made out with Ralph Lauren.
Chandler: Yes. Right where?
Monica, Rachel, and Joey: Yes!
Chandler: Yes, and I have to say, I am not just hurt. I am insulted. When I tell somebody I did something...
Chandler: Yes, but these women are very hot, and they need our help! And they're very hot.
Chandler: Yes there are, I just saw them a few minutes ago.
Chandler: Oh, yes. Well its very beautiful. Its cream-colored and tight [Realizes what he just said and looks worried. Monica and Ross also looked shocked. Judy and Jack give Chandler a very dirty look.] I dont mean tight, I mean its not too tight, not that I was looking at-[giving up all hope, he puts his head into his hands.]
Chandler: Yes talk to her. Be a man.