words in movies
Phoebe: Why? Just 'cause you're too lazy to get up off your touchie?
Phoebe: Ohh! So you're 5639?!
Phoebe: Awww! Now you're just my annoying friend Chandler.
Ross: (in his head) Oh my God! That's Rachel naked! I can't look at that! I am looking at this. (Looks back at his book.) Okay, vivid colors, expressive brush strokesUnless she wants me to be looking at that. She knows I'm home. She knows I can see her. What kind of game is she playing? I think maybe someone's lonely tonight. Oh-ho, Dr. Geller! Stop it! You're being silly! Or, am I?
Rachel: Yes of course, absolutely! You're right. I'm sorry.
Phoebe: So you're a gladiator! Wow!
Monica: You're right. I'm sorry. I should've told you.
Monica: Oh y'know what? If you're gonna be acting like this all night, I really, I don't even want to be around you.
Phoebe: So go fix it! Go find Chandler! He's probably up in your room! Tell him that you're sorry and that you love him.
Monica: Y'know what? You're right Phoebe. You're right. Thank you! (Gets up to find Chandler.)
Phoebe: (sees Rachel's face) What? Did you go to a costume party? Let me guess umm Pancho Vila? (Points at Rachel) and you're Bob Saget. (An old lady has sat down at the slot machine Phoebe was just at.)
Ross: Okay when you're playing a machine and it hasn't paid out, a lurker waits for you to give up and then
Ross: You're right! (Gives her the twenty she won.)
A Drunken Gambler: (To Chandler) Don't you let her go! You're a lucky guy!
The Security Guard: Okay lady, you're out of here.
Monica: You're so efficient. I love you!
Joey's Hand Twin: You can't sit here if you're not gonna play.
PHOEBE: I, I don't know what to say. I mean, you know, you're married to someone for six years and you think you know him and then one day says, 'Oh, I'm not gay.'
Joey: You could say: "Hey Kenny, how come you're not Britney Spears?" (looks at Ross matter-of-factly)
MR. HECKLES: You're stomping. It's disturbing my birds.
Phoebe: Mike, you don't know, you don't know what you're doing!
RACH: Yeah! Closure. That's what it is, that's what I need. God, you're brilliant! Why didn't I think of that? How do I get that?
Phoebe: Oh, now you're sad and creepy, oh. You know what, I, I'm sorry I quit, okay, I just quit.
Rachel: She was kinda stupid. You're right. All right, I'm just gonna go on the date. I'm gonna go on the date. That is the new plan.
Rachel: Ok. You decorate dad's office and so now you're a decorator. Okay! I went to the zoo yesterday and now I'm a koala bear.
Dr. Harad: Hi! Phoebe, I'm Dr. Harad, I'm going to be delivering your babies. I want you to know, you're gonna be in good hands. I've been doing this for a long time. I'll be back in a minute to do your internal, in the meantime, just relax because everything here looks great. And also, I love Fonzie. (Exits)
Rachel: (whispering and begging) Please? (Ross makes a "whatever" gesture) YES! Sandy you're hired.
Joey: Oh, you're fine, yeah, for a first job.
INTERVIEWER: You sure they haven't gone bad? You're sure they're not very, very bad?
Mike: You're right. She probably will support me. Hey, unless we move in with you, dad?
Joey: Thanks, man. And oh, while you're at it, could you get her a card?
Rachel: Because (laughs), because, I just heard it. I heard it, and it's ridiculous! I mean, you're married. You're-you're married and it's just ridiculous, and it's like, it's like when said it, I sort of like, I floated up out of my body, y'know? And, and-and then I heard myself say it and then the floating Rachel (laughs) was like, "You are such an idiot!"
Mr. Oberblau: (seeing her) Oh, you're back... (to Ross) this is my wife, Nancy.
Joey: Oh well, you're timing couldn't be better. I am putting out fires all over the place.
Chandler: Oh, so you're divorced?
Phoebe: Oh, hello, kettle? This is Monica. You're black.
ROSS: Ok, sweetheart, I'll call you later tonight. Whoa, whoa, whoa, hey, hey, hey, you're not really gonna go through with this, are you?
Monica: Yeah, you miss alot, when you're moo-ing.
Frank Jr.: Oh, I think you're right. Oh, wow. Phoebe, I don't think I can give one of them up. I mean, you know, they drive me crazy, but they're my babies.
MR. HECKLES: You're doing it again.
Mike: I get the joke. Sophisticated as it was. Now the thing I wanna say is... maybe we should have talked about this before. Us living together, you're not expecting a proposal, right?
Monica: Wow, so you guys are, you're never gonna be in the same room together? How is that even gonna work?
Roger: Actually it's, it's quite, y'know, typical behaviour when you have this kind of dysfunctional group dynamic. Y'know, this kind of co-dependant, emotionally stunted, sitting in your stupid coffee house with your stupid big cups which, I'm sorry, might as well have nipples on them, and you're like all 'Oh, define me! Define me! Love me, I need love!'.
Monica: Phoebe! You're sick, you shouldn't play. You should just go home, get in bed, and stay there.
Ross: You're over me?
Ross: You're right. Yours is worse. You are the king of bad Thanksgivings.
JOEY: Well knock it off, you're supposed to be my friend.
Phoebe: Wait a minute! So when Emily comes you're just, you're not gonna see Rachel anymore?
Jay Leno: (on TV) Alright, so now you're doing this whole book tour thing, how is that going?
Rachel: You're right, you're right. I should just tell her the truth.
Jack: I know what you're thinking Judy, the resemblance is uncanny!
Joey: You're a lucky man. You know what I miss the most about her? That cute nibbly noise when she eats. Like a happy little squirrel, or a weasel.
Ross: Good evening, sir. My name is Ross Geller. I'm one of the people who applied for the apartment. And I-I realize that the competition is fierce butI'm sorry. I, I can't help but notice you're naked and (He claps his hands.) I applaud you. Man, I wish I was naked. I mean, this-this looks so great. That is how God intended it.
Joey: I'm serious. You're amazing. You know when to spritz, when to lay back.
Chandler: You are an amazing wife. (Monica shrugs) No really you're amazing you were actually gonna do this for me, I mean where do you find the strength and understanding over something like that.
Chandler: Not as much fun as last time. Apparently you only get porn if you're giving a sperm sample.
Monica: (to Ross) So, I guess you're next. You're ready?
Rachel: Oh no, you're the best.
MONICA: You would not. I can't believe this. I hate this, you're too normal. I can't believe my boyfriend doesn't have a thing. My boyfriend doesn't have a thing.
Monica: I've got a plan. I've got a plan. I'm going to ram this platter really hard into your ribs. You're gonna scream out and that'll wake her up!
Chandler: Are you aware that you're still talking?
Joey: I can't believe it. When you guys come back, you're gonna have a baby! That is so weird!
Phoebe: You're right.
Rachel: Okay, well keep in mind that by the time you're done, they'll probably be serving dinner.
Ross: Look you're my wife. We're-we're married. Y'know? I-I love you. I-I really miss you.
Chandler: Really? So, you're gonna stick with this 'it's all for her' thing?
INTERVIEWER: Now, I want you to tell me what you're doing while you're doing it.
Phoebe: I dunno, 'cause you're smart, you're funny...
Monica: So, you're ready to do this?
Phoebe: Yeah, you're right. This is none of our business.
Phoebe: Hi! And you're going into what grade?
Jason: ...and I know I'll never miss doing it, but I gotta tell you, it's pretty cool knowing that you're making a difference in a kid's life.
Young Ethan: Icky? You're actually gonna throw this away because it's icky?
ROSS: You're joking, right? You guys just walked through the door.
Ross: (to Joey) It's ok, because they have to get it out of their system, okay (back to Mon and Chan), but you're going to realize, this is the only place, you wanna be.
Joey: Hey, you're back!
Joey: Hey, you're back too!
Phoebe: But they shouldn't happen, you know what, you're, you're in a terrible, terrible business. Oh God, I don't wanna be the person who makes your face look like that.
Janice: Yeah, well, it scares me! I mean I not even divorced yet, Chandler. You know, you just invited me over here for pasta, and all of the sudden you're talking about moving in together. And, and I wasn't even that hungry. You know what, it's getting a little late, and I-I should just, um...(starts to leave)
Chandler: So you're really okay with this?
Luisa: You're both gonna have to take this up with the judge.
RACH: Oh, I know, I'm sorry you guys. You're just gonna have to get used to the fact that I will not be dating Ross.
Chandler: "So how does it feel knowing you're about to die?"
Phoebe: No, I mean, I mean, when you're at the fifteenth date, y'know, you're already in a very relationshippy place. Y'know, it's... you're committed.
Emily: You're right.
Chandler: If you're cooking on the stove, does that mean that your new secret boyfriend is better in bed than Richard?
Joey: Hey, Ross, you're okay with that?
Carol: You're gonna kill me!
Chandler: Ok, you're going to have to stop that, forever!
Joey: You're driving me crazy with that!
Chandler: And you're okay with that?
Joey: You're smart. I like that.
MONICA: If you're not going then I don't want to go either.
Monica: Oh, you're kidding.
Joey: Alright alright. You're a monkey. You're loose in the city. Where do you go?
Phoebe: Y'know, it's even worse when you're twins.
Monica: I think you're my favorite.
ROSS: Yeah, so if you haven't already had it, chances are you're gonna get it.
Monica: That is the unusual activity. Look, they just wanna see if you're okay.
Ross: Alright, alright. We're all adults here, there's only one way to resolve this. Since you saw her boobies, I think, uh, you're gonna have to show her your peepee.
Chandler: Yes, I did. Yes, I did. Because, you're my girlfriend, and that's what girlfriends should, should get.
Phoebe: Alright, wait, so what you're saying is that the chef is at the Hamilton Club, but the food is not and the drinks are there, but the bartender is not? Are you, are you FREAKING KIDDING ME!?
Joey: (goes over to Ben) Hi Ben! So you wanna be an actor huh? I gotta tell ya, it's no picnic. There's tons of rejection. No stability. One day you're Dr. Drake Remoray, the next day you're eating ketchup right out of the bottle.
CHANDLER: It's not that hard to learn. And as for people realizing you have no idea what you're doing, hey, you're an actor. Act like a processor, people will think you're a processor.
Joey: Ohh, you're upset because you think I chose Ross over you! No! I knew you could take care of yourself. Y'know, I mean Ross, he need help. He's not street like us!
PHOE: How come you're watching a rabbi play electric guitar?
Monica: We are the hottest! Huh? No one is hotter than we are! You're the best.
Monica: Okay, now you're even cuter!!
All: No. No, you're not a loser.
Rachel: All right, so... Ross, you're ok with all this? I mean...
Jill: My God, you're choking! (she runs over and gives him the Heimlich, the gum flies from his mouth) That better?
Joey: Who cares? You're Rachel! (To Chandler) Who's Kip?
CHANDLER: Yeah, and someday when you're ready, you'll make it past the hedges.
Monica: Chandler, you're an only child, right? You don't have any of this.
Chandler: No, you're the best.
Rachel: whhh wait, you're gonna leave my party to take care of a box of rats?
Joey: (sees Monica) Fire trucks! (Chandlers eyes double in size and he turns to Monica who doesn't understand what's happening. Then he turns back to Joey, who says "you're welcome" without a sound)