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JOEY: No, but if you're willing to cook naked, then you might be willing to dance naked. And then... [rubs his fingers together]
ROSS: That's it? That's all you wrote? You're the worst writer in the whole world.
ROSS: [reading his list] Ok, ok, number one: The way you cry at game shows. Number two: how much you love your friends. Number three: the way you play with your hair when you're nervous. Number four: how brave you are for starting your life over. Number five: how great you are with Ben.
JOEY: [quietly] I never know how long you're supposed to wait in this type of a situation before you can talk again, you know? [Ross stares blankly at him] Maybe a little longer.
RADIO: Uh, we've just gotten a call from Rachel, and she told us what Ross did. It's pretty appalling, and Ross, if you're listening, I don't wanna play your song anymore. Why don't we devote our time to a couple that stands a chance? Avery, Michelle's sorry she hit you with her car and she hopes you two will work it out.
RTST: It's like I'm lookin' in a mirror. Anyway, they're called "fishtachios". They taste exactly like pistachios, but they're made primarily of reconstituted fish bits. Here, try one. You're not allergic to anything, are you?
Phoebe: You know, now you're more like, you know like, "Mr. Caring Boss," "Mr.", you know, "I'm one of you, Boss," "Mr., I wanna be your buddy, Boss Man Bing!"
Joey: Yeah, but, Ross, I mean, you're not okay with it.
Chandler: Wow! So tonight may be the night! You're nervous?
JOEY: Hey.� How come you're answering your own phone?� Where's your crazy assistant?
Joey: Hey, you can't say you're breezy, that, that totally negates the breezy.
Joey: Ok, you're scaring me a little bit.
Phoebe: Yeah, I guess you're right.
Rachel: Aah... I bet you're right.
Ross: Oh, you know what? You're gonna get it. I-I-I-I can feel it.
Rachel: C'mon Daddy, listen to me! It's like, it's like, all of my life, everyone has always told me, 'You're a shoe! You're a shoe, you're a shoe, you're a shoe!'. And today I just stopped and I said, 'What if I don't wanna be a shoe? What if I wanna be a- a purse, y'know? Or a- or a hat! No, I'm not saying I want you to buy me a hat, I'm saying I am a ha- It's a metaphor, Daddy!
Rachel: Oh, well, (looks at her box and chair) you're not catching me on my best day.
Phoebe: Well, if you're leaving, I'm definitely gonna go.
Ross: You're right. There isn't a decent outlet.
Monica: Well, no, not at all, you're not terminal, you just, you just need some damage control.
Amy: You're not Rachel.
Joey: Really? Think about it. Come on! You're a beautiful woman, smart, funny, we had a really good time, huh? If I had your number, why wouldn't I call you?
Amy: You're not good!
Mike: Ok, unless you're not gonna try to get me to join a cult are you?
Phoebe: Oh, David, I, I think you are a sweeping sorta fella. I mean, you're a sweeper! ...trapped inside a physicist's body.
Amy: You're kicking me out?
Rachel: Okay, first of all, if you keep calling it that, no one's gonna ever take it. Then, second of all you're not actually gonna have sex with him! You're just gonna make him think that you are.
MONICA: That's good, have a seat. Um, the doctor says it's gotta be a needle. You're just gonna have to be brave, ok? Can you do that for me?
Ross: No, you both are equally capable. Its just.. you're strongest when.. when you're together.
The Saleswoman: You're telling me this couch was delivered to you like this?!
Pizza Guy: Wait, you're not 'G.Stephanopoulos?' Man, my dad's gonna kill me!
Chandler: Ross, what're you... what're you... what are you doing? (looks at laptop screen)You're having a memorial service for yourself!?
Joey: You're mean!
Phoebe: You're also so generous and kind and scrappy!
Joey: There it is, you're blushing!
Ross: You can't go, I mean you're the glue that holds this group together!
Phoebe: You're not making the pies yourself?
ROSS: Animal sex, animal sex? So what're you saying, I mean, you're saying that like, there's nothing between us animal at all. I mean there's not even like, uhm, a little animal, not even, not even like, like chipmunk sex?
Julie: (To Rachel) Oh, you're losin' your apron here, let me get it. There you go. (Ties it back up for her)
Monica: You're right. I'm sorry. I should've told you.
Monica: See, didn't I tell you?! You're getting over Ross already!
Ross: You're wearing the same shirt.
Chandler: You're gonna be great.
Chandler: Wait a minute, wait a minute, I see where this is going, you're gonna ask him to New Year's, aren't you. You're gonna break the pact. She's gonna break the pact.
Rachel: What? What are you talking about?! You-you're the one who's been telling me to get over Ross and move on. I'm moving on, and you're moving on with me. Come on, give me one good reason why you don't wanna go.
Chandler: You're Jewish.
Phoebe: (to Monica) You're gonna be okay?
Phoebe: So you're gonna move?
Rachel: You're fly is open, Geller!
Roy: (making a crying face) Oh, you're mean!
MONICA: Look honey, I wanted you to hook up with Ross as much as you did. But he's with her now and you're just gonna have to get over it.
Monica: I hope you're not full, 'cause dinner's almost ready.
Joey: Ok! Stop it you guys! Stop staring! You're freaking me out!
Rachel: Oh Ross, you're so great. (she playfully rubs his head and gets up)
Joey: Hey, you're Mike's parents, right?
Charlie: So you're up for keynote speaker! Who's making the decisions?
Ross: Please, you're going down!
Phoebe: YOU'RE FIRED! (mimes the CUT again) (pause and she raises her glass) Cheers! (Chandler raises his, smiling and Monica stares at him and he puts down his glass.)
Rachel: Oh... you're so sexy!
Phoebe: All the time when you're cooking.
Ross: Dude. You're married to my sister.
Rachel: Oh! Molly! You're not Ross.
Monica: Well, if you're gonna be totally rational about this, I can't argue with you! All right? Fine, if you wanna tell him, tell him. I just don't want to be a part of it.
Rachel: Ok, maybe you're right.
Monica: You're a really good kisser.
Chandler: Alright look, let's think about this, ok, do you really think that people are gonna stir up your family at this tragic time? That people are gonna post condolences on a website? This is not about people not caring that you're dead .This is about people not having a decent outlet for their grief.
Rachel: You know it was you're uhm... birthday...
Ross: You sure you're alright?
Mike: (afraid) You're kidding right?
Ross: Oh, that'd be great! Okay, but if you do, make sure it seems like you're there to see him, okay, and you're not like doing it as a favour to me.
Monica: (to Joey) I'll pick you up at eleven. So glad you're coming.
Ross: Have you seen this? It's a new alumni website for college! It's cool! You can post messages for people, let everyone know what you're up to.
Phoebe: You're not serious, right?
Chandler: You're kidding!
Joey: Oh, yeah, sure, easy for you, you're young. Me, I'm set in my ways.
Ross: You're right, I'm sorry. Will you marry me?
Ross: You're excited, right?
Monica: You should feel great about yourself! You're doing this amazing independence thing!
CHANDLER: You'll see, you guys are all gonna go off and get married, and I'm gonna end up alone. Will you promise me something? When you're married, will you invite me over for holidays?
Monica: Chandler, you're panicking!
Monica: Uh, where do you think you're going?
Monica: I can't believe you're not gonna be here for Christmas.
Monica: Oh my God! YOU FORGOT THE PIES? Well, I cannot believe this. You force me to make dinner, then you're an hour late and you forget the one little thing that I asked you to do.
Joey: Oh, Oh, you're right! I don't want that. I can't date her!
Joey: Oh, you're not taking her with you tonight?
Joey: Priesthood! Look Ross, I'm telling you, she has no idea what you're thinking. If you don't ask her out soon you're going to end up stuck in the zone forever.
Chandler: Oh, you're definately not. I haven't cried like that in years.
Charlie: (to Joey) I just left you a message! Ross and I were gonna go grab a bite, but now that you're here, maybe we can go have that dinner.
Phoebe: Okay, you're on.
Rachel: You're sister? You're sister's asleep on the couch? (Danny nods, "Yes.") Ohhh! I saw her with you on the subway and now she's asleep on the couch!
BARRY: (entering) Min. Oh Rach, you're still here, at our wedding, they were packing up the chopped liver about now.
Chandler: I know. You're right. What's it gonna take for you to forgive me?
ROSS: Well, hey. You're an actor, I say you just suck it up and do it. (Rachel looks at him in disbelief) Or you just do it.
Phoebe: Well, you know, if you want fashion help, Rachel and I are going shopping tomorrow. You're more than welcome to come with us, right?
Dr. Miller: 1 2! (She flinches again.) (Gives up.) Y'know what? You're young; you probably don't have glaucoma.
Monica: Hey, it was very moving! You're just heartless!
RACHEL: Um, this is gonna sound kinda goofy but uhhm, my friend over there, who cooks by the way, um, she thinks you're cute.
Ronni: Oh no, not you, big Joey. Oh my God, you're so much cuter than your pictures! (Joey stares at her) I-I'm, I'm Ronni....Cheese Nip?
Rachel: Well, y'know what, no, you do not make my decisions because y'know what, you're fired.
Joey: Alright Ross, look. You're feeling a lot of pain right now. You're angry. You're hurting. Can I tell you what the answer is?
Ross: Yeah, pants, what, what an idea. Or better yet, um, how 'bout you go without any pants. Look, I don't know what you're trying to do to me, but just get your butt in there and pick out any shoes that fit your feet, okay. No, no I don't care if they match. I don't care if they make your ankles or your knees or your earlobes look fat. Okay.
JOEY: Oh, is today the day you're gonna tell them about you two?
Ross: (in his head) Oh my God! That's Rachel naked! I can't look at that! I am looking at this. (Looks back at his book.) Okay, vivid colors, expressive brush strokesUnless she wants me to be looking at that. She knows I'm home. She knows I can see her. What kind of game is she playing? I think maybe someone's lonely tonight. Oh-ho, Dr. Geller! Stop it! You're being silly! Or, am I?
Phoebe: Um, that's really your decision, I mean, some people prefer, you know, to take off...oh whoops! You're being naked!
PHOE: OK, so, you know what you're doing, right?
Rachel: Well, I do, but you're just gonna have to actually look at this as more of an investment than a cat.