words in movies
Ross: My way?! You-you think this is my way? Believe me, of all the ways I ever imagined this moment in my life being, this is not my way- y'know what? Uh, um, this is too hard. I'm not, I can't do-
Rachel: What?! You-you actually thought that basket was gonna get you the apartment?
David: Okay, what the hell, what the hell. (Sweeps the remaining papers off the desk and grabs Phoebe) You want me to actually throw you or you-you wanna just hop?
Ross: Oh see, before you uh, when you showed it to me you-you held it that way (he turns her hand upside down) which uh, which was misleading. Well Im (He goes at sits down at his new table and the kids stare at him.) Hello.
Jason: (to Phoebe) I-I cant believe this! You-youve slept with him?!
Monica: Hey guys this stuff is just so way in the past. You-youve been through so much since then. And right now youve got so much more important stuff going on in your life. Cant you just let this go?
Monica: You used to tell girls you were a Kennedy. (being sat down) Ooh, uh, thanks. Wow, little tight, isn�t it? How d�you get a bigger table? You-you had a big table, but they made you move. Huh-huh, shut up Monica. Whoo, I suppose that Chandler will have the smoked duck.
Monica: You cant say that!! You-you dont know!! I mean I thought I was gonna pass out from the pain! Anyway I-I tried, but I-I couldnt...bend that way. So... (Looks at Joey.)
Ross: No, Im serious. You-you need to find out where she is, because if shes not where you are, then you can start to move past this.
Ross: Okay! All right! Now, Chandler you-you wanna live with Monica, right?
Chandler: Oh, is this about you-you dating the nurse? Yeah, Joey already told me, and I am so-so fine. I mean, you and I we're just, y'know, we're nothing, we're goofin' around.
Ross: (to his hands) Way to go guys. Yknow, you-you were really good at the stuff too.
Ross: Only when it was damp!! (To Rachel) I cant believe you-you told people about this?! Everybody knew?! Yknow what? (To Will) Im back in the club!
Rachel: Oh what, you-you want both of them?
Joey: You-you have to pay that! Its not just a guess.
Ross: I mean, theres no point in spending time with someone if-if its just fun. Its gotta be, its gotta be going somewhere right? So where-where is it going? (Pause) Ah! Thats-thats the real question. And-and the answer is is its going somewhere fun. Now I-I know what youre thinking, fun was fine for you like ten years ago yknow, but youre-youre not getting any younger. No I meanNo not you, not you, youyou are getting younger. I meanyou-you look like youre getting younger by the secondWhats your secret?
Monica: You-youre gonna have to put your foot down?
Ross: Come on, you-you cant tell me you actually believe that-that theres a woman inside that cat!
Joey: (impatiently tapping Chandler on the shoulder) What about me?! You-you just said I could!
Ross: Oh, is that funny?! Oh, you-you find that funny?! Well maybe Chandler should know some of your secrets too!
Monica: I mean I-I thought you were nuts at first, but you-you did it. And now you can just look back at this thing with no regrets.
Joey: Hold on, you-you knew?
Rachel: Mon you definitely have to make it a theme wedding, and the theme could be, Look how much money weve got! Y'know, I mean you could put, you could put money in-in the invitations! You-you could have like little money place settings. And ah, you could start with a money salad! I mean itll be dry, but people will like it.
Ross: You-youre gonna get married?! I mean Were gonna be brothers-in-law! (They hug.)
Chandler: I don't know! He went crazy! Y'know, we were playing that game where you-you ask a question and you answer it really fast.
Chandler: Oh yeah! Yeah, so you-you bumped into Richard! You grabbed a bite! It's no big deal. (He still ain't happy.)
Ross: Its not a big deal? Oh, Im sorry I just um, I what about all the stuff you-you just said? I mean how about, I likeyou-you cant stop thinking about her. Like how you cant sleep?
Frank: You-you work at one of those massage parlors?
Ross: How weird is that? Yknow? Youre moving in with me and have the one thing I dont have. Its like uh, in a way you-you complete me (Phoebe glares at him) kitchen.
Joey: No, its not. I mean you-you made me your best man and I totally let you down!
Rachel: Yeah. Yeah, and yknow you-you deserve to win. And-and yknow I was thinking about it, if-if youre Monicas maid of honor that means I get to be yours.
Ross: Well, you-youve always had glasses.
Rachel: Yeah! You-you got the job! Youre my new assistant!
Monica: You-you gotta take it now. Come on, do it as a present to me.
Joey: Okay look Rach, I know this is a lot. You dont have to say anything. You-you uh, you take as much time as you need. (Long pause as Rachel says nothing.) Okay, you gotta say something!
Chandler: Tonight? You-you didn't say it was going to be at nighttime.
Ross: And, and uh, you-you remember my friend Chandler. (Points to him.)
Ross: LookOkay, Im just gonnaIm gonna have to go find him and bring him back! Okay? You-you make sure Monica does not find out, okay?
Monica: Well, if you had kept listening, you-you would have heard me call him Mr. Big (Thinks) ot.
Ross: Wow! You-you look great!
Rachel: Yknow, you-you also couldve used uh, lamps and then followed the light.
Rachel: Uh, Mon, you-you gonna leave your shoes out here?
Joey: You-you think?
Ross: (To Joey) So, you-you think I should go ahead and take this place?
Monica: Well, you-you coulda just turned the cushion over.
Ross: You-you had what?
Chandler: This sounds like a hernia. You have toyou-you go to the doctor!
Conan: (to Courtney) You-youve worn a fat suit on the show. And, a lot of people love you in the fat suit. Do you like wearing the fat suit? Is it fun?
Chandler: Yes, God forbid we throw out old underwear. You-you know what? Im going to go over to Joeys.
Rachel: Oh, y-yeah, so, you-you love me!
Chandler: You-you do?
Ross: Yes! Wow, well, that-that was easy. Okay, you-you go.
Joey: Over the line?! You-youre-youre so far past the line, that you-you cant even see the line! The line is a dot to you!
Mona: I dont understand. You-you give me a key to your apartment and then you change the lock.
Ross: Oh, you-youre-youre one to talk.
Joey: Well, suppose until the babys born I laid off it. No extra animals would die, you-youd just be eating my animals.
Monica: Well you-you did start that rumor about Ross making out with Mrs. Altman, our 50-year-old librarian.
Chandler: Yeah, you-you gotta love the talking.
Rachel: Please, Ross, you-you got hurt playing badminton with my dad.
Joey: No-no-no I've seen it happen, you-you get a rapport going with a woman but somehow you manage to kill it. What's your secret?
Ross: Oh-oh yeah, you-you came up to me and asked if I could do you a favor, and my Uncle Murray came up to you and handed you a check. And then you said, "Why do they call it a check? Why not a Yugoslavian?" (Chandler laughs.) Yeah, then you did that.
Chandler: Well, you-you know what I meant.
Joey: Wow, Ive admired your work for years. You-youve done some really amazing stuff.
Monica: You are insane! You-you gotta give this up!
Chandler: (starts to laugh, but then gets serious) So umm, you-you flirt with guys all the time?
Rachel: Oh, you-you mean your earrings?
Ross: Oh, you-you sure? (She nods yes.) Okay. (To the girl) Okay. So whats uh, whats your name.
Ross: HEY, SHE'S FAST!! OKAY?!! (Chandler is so shocked at Ross's outburst that he drops his spoon and backs up) Oh! You-you think you can be beat me? Let's go! Outside!!
Monica: Oh, Im totally crazy, but you-you like the food?
Monica: You! Its not like its a big deal! You-you dont still do it or anything!
Tim: You-you have a very beautiful eye.
Ross: Rach, I-I cant tell you how-how much that means to me! Ohh Wait a minute. Wait a minute. You-you hated the name Ruth! Why-why would you change your mind? Unless, you know were never going to have to use it. You did see the folder. You know its a boy!
Joey: Over the line?! You-youre-youre so far past the line, that you-you cant even see the line! The line is a dot to you!
Monica: (to the mask) I missed you-you ugly, flat faced old freak!
Danny: Really! You-you sail?
Monica: Okay, I-I d'know, you-you just- you have a quality.
Gary: In a minute. You-you checked today's Post?
Ross: (standing) Ok, gentlemen! Please! Aren't we a little old for this? I mean, we're scientists, right? We're academics. And most importantly I... you-you will have to catch us first. (he starts to run away with Charlie). GO, GO, GO! (the paleontologists starts chasing them)
Rachel: Umm, you-you and your sister seem to have umm, a very special bond, and
Monica: You cant say that!! You-you dont know!! I mean I thought I was gonna pass out from the pain! Anyway I-I tried, but I-I couldnt...bend that way. So... (looks at Joey.)
Ross: Remember? You-you were eating pizza.
Ross: Yeah, I mean... I think when it's your shot, y'know, you-you know it's your shot. Did it... feel like your shot..?
Dana: Absolutely! But you-you would really feel better about me rejecting you if your actor friend can audition for my movie?
Ross: Yeah, see, we-we-we have to stop across the hall, because its my sister. But, uh, uh yknow actually, growing up with a sister was nice because it really helped me understand women. Yeah, you-you should tell your friends that.
Ross: Well, so, you-youll get a job here! I mean, Im always hearing about uh, them foreigners coming in here and stealing American jobs; that could be you!
Ross: Right. Ohh! You-you want me to be your backup.
Joey: Wait a second, I see what youre trying to do here! You-youre trying to give me money again!
Phoebe: But you-you cant leave me with them! We-were a team! Were playing a zone! Theyre gonna triple team me!
Ross: Why should Ben step aside? It was his audition in the first place! You-you just tagged along! You're like the uh, tag-a-long dad.
Joey: (looks at the ground and at Ross) I dont know Ross! I-I tell you what, lets flip to see who does it, okay? You-you call it in the air, all right?
Jack: Uh, Phoebe you-you dont have an office.
Ross: No. No. You-you can't help. I mean, I kinda have to do this without your help.
Phoebe: Umm, look it, you-you cant kill yourself.
Ross: (calming down) Yeah, I know. I mean, no, youre right. Yeah I guess Ill let it go. But you-you understand how-how hard it is to forget about this.
Gary: So you uh, you checked the paper for listings in Brooklyn Heights, right? You-you checked the Post?
Chandler: Okay I promise. Ill-Ill hate it. (She enters.) Wow! You-you look hideous.
Rachel: (going out the door) Yeah, uh you-you probably need that for stamps, right?
Matt: Wow Pheebs, you-you speak gutter?
Phoebe: You-you you had sex with Ursula?!
Ross: (pause) I think on some level, you-you sabotaged your own audition so that Ben would get the part.
Ross: Yeah! Oh yeah, youll be fine! It-itll be uh, just like bungy jumping. Yknow? But instead of bouncing back up you-you wont.