words in movies
Ross: My way?! You-you think this is my way? Believe me, of all the ways I ever imagined this moment in my life being, this is not my way- y'know what? Uh, um, this is too hard. I'm not, I can't do-
Ross: You-youre gonna get married?! I mean Were gonna be brothers-in-law! (They hug.)
Chandler: Oh yeah! Yeah, so you-you bumped into Richard! You grabbed a bite! It's no big deal. (He still ain't happy.)
Chandler: I don't know! He went crazy! Y'know, we were playing that game where you-you ask a question and you answer it really fast.
Ross: Its not a big deal? Oh, Im sorry I just um, I what about all the stuff you-you just said? I mean how about, I likeyou-you cant stop thinking about her. Like how you cant sleep?
Rachel: Yknow, you-you also couldve used uh, lamps and then followed the light.
Ross: How weird is that? Yknow? Youre moving in with me and have the one thing I dont have. Its like uh, in a way you-you complete me (Phoebe glares at him) kitchen.
Joey: No, its not. I mean you-you made me your best man and I totally let you down!
Ross: Well, you-youve always had glasses.
Rachel: Yeah. Yeah, and yknow you-you deserve to win. And-and yknow I was thinking about it, if-if youre Monicas maid of honor that means I get to be yours.
Joey: Okay look Rach, I know this is a lot. You dont have to say anything. You-you uh, you take as much time as you need. (Long pause as Rachel says nothing.) Okay, you gotta say something!
Chandler: Tonight? You-you didn't say it was going to be at nighttime.
Monica: You-you gotta take it now. Come on, do it as a present to me.
Monica: Well, if you had kept listening, you-you would have heard me call him Mr. Big (Thinks) ot.
Ross: LookOkay, Im just gonnaIm gonna have to go find him and bring him back! Okay? You-you make sure Monica does not find out, okay?
Ross: And, and uh, you-you remember my friend Chandler. (Points to him.)
Frank: You-you work at one of those massage parlors?
Rachel: Yeah! You-you got the job! Youre my new assistant!
Ross: You-you had what?
Rachel: Uh, Mon, you-you gonna leave your shoes out here?
Chandler: This sounds like a hernia. You have toyou-you go to the doctor!
Joey: You-you think?
Conan: (to Courtney) You-youve worn a fat suit on the show. And, a lot of people love you in the fat suit. Do you like wearing the fat suit? Is it fun?
Chandler: Yes, God forbid we throw out old underwear. You-you know what? Im going to go over to Joeys.
Ross: (To Joey) So, you-you think I should go ahead and take this place?
Ross: Wow! You-you look great!
Monica: Well, you-you coulda just turned the cushion over.
Ross: Yes! Wow, well, that-that was easy. Okay, you-you go.
Chandler: You-you do?
Ross: Oh, you-youre-youre one to talk.
Rachel: Oh, y-yeah, so, you-you love me!
Joey: Over the line?! You-youre-youre so far past the line, that you-you cant even see the line! The line is a dot to you!
Rachel: Please, Ross, you-you got hurt playing badminton with my dad.
Mona: I dont understand. You-you give me a key to your apartment and then you change the lock.
Monica: Well you-you did start that rumor about Ross making out with Mrs. Altman, our 50-year-old librarian.
Joey: Well, suppose until the babys born I laid off it. No extra animals would die, you-youd just be eating my animals.
Ross: Oh-oh yeah, you-you came up to me and asked if I could do you a favor, and my Uncle Murray came up to you and handed you a check. And then you said, "Why do they call it a check? Why not a Yugoslavian?" (Chandler laughs.) Yeah, then you did that.
Joey: Wow, Ive admired your work for years. You-youve done some really amazing stuff.
Chandler: Well, you-you know what I meant.
Rachel: Oh, you-you mean your earrings?
Chandler: Yeah, you-you gotta love the talking.
Joey: No-no-no I've seen it happen, you-you get a rapport going with a woman but somehow you manage to kill it. What's your secret?
Monica: You are insane! You-you gotta give this up!
Chandler: (starts to laugh, but then gets serious) So umm, you-you flirt with guys all the time?
Ross: HEY, SHE'S FAST!! OKAY?!! (Chandler is so shocked at Ross's outburst that he drops his spoon and backs up) Oh! You-you think you can be beat me? Let's go! Outside!!
Ross: Oh, you-you sure? (She nods yes.) Okay. (To the girl) Okay. So whats uh, whats your name.
Monica: You! Its not like its a big deal! You-you dont still do it or anything!
Monica: Oh, Im totally crazy, but you-you like the food?
Ross: Rach, I-I cant tell you how-how much that means to me! Ohh Wait a minute. Wait a minute. You-you hated the name Ruth! Why-why would you change your mind? Unless, you know were never going to have to use it. You did see the folder. You know its a boy!
Tim: You-you have a very beautiful eye.
Monica: (to the mask) I missed you-you ugly, flat faced old freak!
Monica: Okay, I-I d'know, you-you just- you have a quality.
Danny: Really! You-you sail?
Ross: Yeah, I mean... I think when it's your shot, y'know, you-you know it's your shot. Did it... feel like your shot..?
Gary: In a minute. You-you checked today's Post?
Ross: (standing) Ok, gentlemen! Please! Aren't we a little old for this? I mean, we're scientists, right? We're academics. And most importantly I... you-you will have to catch us first. (he starts to run away with Charlie). GO, GO, GO! (the paleontologists starts chasing them)
Joey: Over the line?! You-youre-youre so far past the line, that you-you cant even see the line! The line is a dot to you!
Rachel: Umm, you-you and your sister seem to have umm, a very special bond, and
Ross: Remember? You-you were eating pizza.
Monica: You cant say that!! You-you dont know!! I mean I thought I was gonna pass out from the pain! Anyway I-I tried, but I-I couldnt...bend that way. So... (looks at Joey.)
Joey: Wait a second, I see what youre trying to do here! You-youre trying to give me money again!
Ross: Well, so, you-youll get a job here! I mean, Im always hearing about uh, them foreigners coming in here and stealing American jobs; that could be you!
Dana: Absolutely! But you-you would really feel better about me rejecting you if your actor friend can audition for my movie?
Ross: Yeah, see, we-we-we have to stop across the hall, because its my sister. But, uh, uh yknow actually, growing up with a sister was nice because it really helped me understand women. Yeah, you-you should tell your friends that.
Ross: Right. Ohh! You-you want me to be your backup.
Ross: Why should Ben step aside? It was his audition in the first place! You-you just tagged along! You're like the uh, tag-a-long dad.
Ross: No. No. You-you can't help. I mean, I kinda have to do this without your help.
Joey: (looks at the ground and at Ross) I dont know Ross! I-I tell you what, lets flip to see who does it, okay? You-you call it in the air, all right?
Jack: Uh, Phoebe you-you dont have an office.
Gary: So you uh, you checked the paper for listings in Brooklyn Heights, right? You-you checked the Post?
Ross: (calming down) Yeah, I know. I mean, no, youre right. Yeah I guess Ill let it go. But you-you understand how-how hard it is to forget about this.
Phoebe: Umm, look it, you-you cant kill yourself.
Phoebe: But you-you cant leave me with them! We-were a team! Were playing a zone! Theyre gonna triple team me!
Chandler: Okay I promise. Ill-Ill hate it. (She enters.) Wow! You-you look hideous.
Rachel: (going out the door) Yeah, uh you-you probably need that for stamps, right?
Ross: (pause) I think on some level, you-you sabotaged your own audition so that Ben would get the part.
Phoebe: You-you you had sex with Ursula?!
Ross: Yeah! Oh yeah, youll be fine! It-itll be uh, just like bungy jumping. Yknow? But instead of bouncing back up you-you wont.
Matt: Wow Pheebs, you-you speak gutter?
Monica: I'll get it. (On phone.) Hello. (Listens.) Hi Emily! (Listens.) Yeah, uh you-you tracked him down. Hold on one second. (She hands the phone to Ross.)
Monica: Oh, just so you know, you-you have to let him win.
Jay Leno: (on TV) ...Now what is this about you-you being arrested i-in London? What is that all about?
Monica: Chandler, there is nothing in there that concerns you! If you love me you-youll let it go.
Rachel: But you-you said black. Why would he want his blue blazer black?
Gunther: Thanks Rachel. And-and don't forget you-you can come visit her anytime you want.
Joey: You-you must choose Mr. Bing.
Monica: Oh Will. But you-youve worked so hard
Ross: You-you just said that you did!
Ross: Because! Because, it-it-its Itd be like you having this guitar (Points to hers) and-and never playing it. Okay, this guitar wants to be played! And-and this bike wants to be ridden and-and if you dont ride it you-youre-youre killing its spirit! (Pause) The bike is dying.
Rachel: Okay look, let me paint you a little picture. (She sits down next to him.) All right, you are settin sail up the Hudson! Youve got the wind in your h(sees that hes bald)arms! You-you get all that peace and quiet that youve always wanted! You get back to nature! You can go fishin! You canooh, you can get one of those little hats and have people call you captain, and then when youre old, Cappy.
Matt: You-you mentally make a flag on it and you say, "Okay show night, Im justIll never be able to get through this."
Monica: Sweetie, with you its gonna be different. The sex is gonna be great, cause you-you guys are in love.
Joey: No room? Its a baby. Its like this big. (Holds his hands about a foot apart.) Yknow, I mean you-you could you could put it over here. (A desk.) Or-or-or we could put it right here. (The chair.) Aw, its cute, right? Or-or we could put it over here. (By the bathroom door.) You wouldnt even notice it. Wheres the baby? (Mumbles that its over in the corner.)
Ross: How was I supposed to know wed end up being friends after college, let alone you-you would be living with my sister?
Joey: (confused) What you-you dont think Im gonna win?
Ross: Rachel! Well, you-youre not at home, youre-youre-youre right here.
Joey: Oh wow Wayne, its not really something you can teach yknow? Its pretty much something youre born with if you(Off Chandlers look)You-you can teach it! Ill show you right how to do it.
Chandler: This sounds like a hernia. You have toyou-youGo to the doctor!
Joey: Come on! When you go away, you-you have to play, its like a law!
Ross: The doctor says its completely normal with all the hormones. Plus, you-youre sleep deprived.
Mr. Waltham: (Pleading.) You-you have to meet me in the middle here.