words in movies
Chandler: (angrily) Did she call? You-you told her I was sick right? Always tell her I am sick!
Rachel: Yeah! You-you got the job! Youre my new assistant!
Ross: Oh, is that funny?! Oh, you-you find that funny?! Well maybe Chandler should know some of your secrets too!
Ross: How weird is that? Yknow? Youre moving in with me and have the one thing I dont have. Its like uh, in a way you-you complete me (Phoebe glares at him) kitchen.
Frank: You-you work at one of those massage parlors?
Joey: No, its not. I mean you-you made me your best man and I totally let you down!
Ross: Well, you-youve always had glasses.
Rachel: Yeah. Yeah, and yknow you-you deserve to win. And-and yknow I was thinking about it, if-if youre Monicas maid of honor that means I get to be yours.
Monica: You-you gotta take it now. Come on, do it as a present to me.
Joey: Okay look Rach, I know this is a lot. You dont have to say anything. You-you uh, you take as much time as you need. (Long pause as Rachel says nothing.) Okay, you gotta say something!
Chandler: Tonight? You-you didn't say it was going to be at nighttime.
Monica: Well, if you had kept listening, you-you would have heard me call him Mr. Big (Thinks) ot.
Chandler: This sounds like a hernia. You have toyou-you go to the doctor!
Ross: LookOkay, Im just gonnaIm gonna have to go find him and bring him back! Okay? You-you make sure Monica does not find out, okay?
Ross: And, and uh, you-you remember my friend Chandler. (Points to him.)
Ross: You-you had what?
Rachel: Yknow, you-you also couldve used uh, lamps and then followed the light.
Joey: You-you think?
Rachel: Uh, Mon, you-you gonna leave your shoes out here?
Conan: (to Courtney) You-youve worn a fat suit on the show. And, a lot of people love you in the fat suit. Do you like wearing the fat suit? Is it fun?
Chandler: Yes, God forbid we throw out old underwear. You-you know what? Im going to go over to Joeys.
Ross: (To Joey) So, you-you think I should go ahead and take this place?
Ross: Wow! You-you look great!
Monica: Well, you-you coulda just turned the cushion over.
Rachel: Oh, y-yeah, so, you-you love me!
Chandler: You-you do?
Ross: Yes! Wow, well, that-that was easy. Okay, you-you go.
Joey: Over the line?! You-youre-youre so far past the line, that you-you cant even see the line! The line is a dot to you!
Ross: Oh, you-youre-youre one to talk.
Ross: Oh-oh yeah, you-you came up to me and asked if I could do you a favor, and my Uncle Murray came up to you and handed you a check. And then you said, "Why do they call it a check? Why not a Yugoslavian?" (Chandler laughs.) Yeah, then you did that.
Monica: Well you-you did start that rumor about Ross making out with Mrs. Altman, our 50-year-old librarian.
Ross: My way?! You-you think this is my way? Believe me, of all the ways I ever imagined this moment in my life being, this is not my way- y'know what? Uh, um, this is too hard. I'm not, I can't do-
Mona: I dont understand. You-you give me a key to your apartment and then you change the lock.
Joey: Well, suppose until the babys born I laid off it. No extra animals would die, you-youd just be eating my animals.
Chandler: Well, you-you know what I meant.
Rachel: Please, Ross, you-you got hurt playing badminton with my dad.
Joey: Wow, Ive admired your work for years. You-youve done some really amazing stuff.
Monica: You are insane! You-you gotta give this up!
Joey: No-no-no I've seen it happen, you-you get a rapport going with a woman but somehow you manage to kill it. What's your secret?
Rachel: Oh, you-you mean your earrings?
Chandler: Yeah, you-you gotta love the talking.
Monica: Okay, I-I d'know, you-you just- you have a quality.
Ross: HEY, SHE'S FAST!! OKAY?!! (Chandler is so shocked at Ross's outburst that he drops his spoon and backs up) Oh! You-you think you can be beat me? Let's go! Outside!!
Chandler: (starts to laugh, but then gets serious) So umm, you-you flirt with guys all the time?
Monica: Oh, Im totally crazy, but you-you like the food?
Ross: Rach, I-I cant tell you how-how much that means to me! Ohh Wait a minute. Wait a minute. You-you hated the name Ruth! Why-why would you change your mind? Unless, you know were never going to have to use it. You did see the folder. You know its a boy!
Monica: (to the mask) I missed you-you ugly, flat faced old freak!
Ross: Oh, you-you sure? (She nods yes.) Okay. (To the girl) Okay. So whats uh, whats your name.
Monica: You! Its not like its a big deal! You-you dont still do it or anything!
Tim: You-you have a very beautiful eye.
Gary: In a minute. You-you checked today's Post?
Danny: Really! You-you sail?
Joey: Over the line?! You-youre-youre so far past the line, that you-you cant even see the line! The line is a dot to you!
Monica: You cant say that!! You-you dont know!! I mean I thought I was gonna pass out from the pain! Anyway I-I tried, but I-I couldnt...bend that way. So... (looks at Joey.)
Ross: Remember? You-you were eating pizza.
Rachel: Umm, you-you and your sister seem to have umm, a very special bond, and
Ross: (standing) Ok, gentlemen! Please! Aren't we a little old for this? I mean, we're scientists, right? We're academics. And most importantly I... you-you will have to catch us first. (he starts to run away with Charlie). GO, GO, GO! (the paleontologists starts chasing them)
Ross: Yeah, I mean... I think when it's your shot, y'know, you-you know it's your shot. Did it... feel like your shot..?
Ross: Yeah, see, we-we-we have to stop across the hall, because its my sister. But, uh, uh yknow actually, growing up with a sister was nice because it really helped me understand women. Yeah, you-you should tell your friends that.
Dana: Absolutely! But you-you would really feel better about me rejecting you if your actor friend can audition for my movie?
Ross: Why should Ben step aside? It was his audition in the first place! You-you just tagged along! You're like the uh, tag-a-long dad.
Ross: Well, so, you-youll get a job here! I mean, Im always hearing about uh, them foreigners coming in here and stealing American jobs; that could be you!
Ross: Right. Ohh! You-you want me to be your backup.
Joey: Wait a second, I see what youre trying to do here! You-youre trying to give me money again!
Joey: (looks at the ground and at Ross) I dont know Ross! I-I tell you what, lets flip to see who does it, okay? You-you call it in the air, all right?
Ross: No. No. You-you can't help. I mean, I kinda have to do this without your help.
Jack: Uh, Phoebe you-you dont have an office.
Phoebe: Umm, look it, you-you cant kill yourself.
Chandler: Okay I promise. Ill-Ill hate it. (She enters.) Wow! You-you look hideous.
Ross: (calming down) Yeah, I know. I mean, no, youre right. Yeah I guess Ill let it go. But you-you understand how-how hard it is to forget about this.
Gary: So you uh, you checked the paper for listings in Brooklyn Heights, right? You-you checked the Post?
Phoebe: But you-you cant leave me with them! We-were a team! Were playing a zone! Theyre gonna triple team me!
Rachel: (going out the door) Yeah, uh you-you probably need that for stamps, right?
Ross: Yeah! Oh yeah, youll be fine! It-itll be uh, just like bungy jumping. Yknow? But instead of bouncing back up you-you wont.
Matt: Wow Pheebs, you-you speak gutter?
Phoebe: You-you you had sex with Ursula?!
Ross: (pause) I think on some level, you-you sabotaged your own audition so that Ben would get the part.
Monica: Chandler, there is nothing in there that concerns you! If you love me you-youll let it go.
Monica: I'll get it. (On phone.) Hello. (Listens.) Hi Emily! (Listens.) Yeah, uh you-you tracked him down. Hold on one second. (She hands the phone to Ross.)
Rachel: But you-you said black. Why would he want his blue blazer black?
Gunther: Thanks Rachel. And-and don't forget you-you can come visit her anytime you want.
Jay Leno: (on TV) ...Now what is this about you-you being arrested i-in London? What is that all about?
Monica: Oh, just so you know, you-you have to let him win.
Ross: Because! Because, it-it-its Itd be like you having this guitar (Points to hers) and-and never playing it. Okay, this guitar wants to be played! And-and this bike wants to be ridden and-and if you dont ride it you-youre-youre killing its spirit! (Pause) The bike is dying.
Ross: You-you just said that you did!
Joey: You-you must choose Mr. Bing.
Joey: No room? Its a baby. Its like this big. (Holds his hands about a foot apart.) Yknow, I mean you-you could you could put it over here. (A desk.) Or-or-or we could put it right here. (The chair.) Aw, its cute, right? Or-or we could put it over here. (By the bathroom door.) You wouldnt even notice it. Wheres the baby? (Mumbles that its over in the corner.)
Monica: Sweetie, with you its gonna be different. The sex is gonna be great, cause you-you guys are in love.
Rachel: Okay look, let me paint you a little picture. (She sits down next to him.) All right, you are settin sail up the Hudson! Youve got the wind in your h(sees that hes bald)arms! You-you get all that peace and quiet that youve always wanted! You get back to nature! You can go fishin! You canooh, you can get one of those little hats and have people call you captain, and then when youre old, Cappy.
Ross: How was I supposed to know wed end up being friends after college, let alone you-you would be living with my sister?
Joey: (confused) What you-you dont think Im gonna win?
Joey: Oh wow Wayne, its not really something you can teach yknow? Its pretty much something youre born with if you(Off Chandlers look)You-you can teach it! Ill show you right how to do it.
Matt: You-you mentally make a flag on it and you say, "Okay show night, Im justIll never be able to get through this."
Ross: Rachel! Well, you-youre not at home, youre-youre-youre right here.
Ross: The doctor says its completely normal with all the hormones. Plus, you-youre sleep deprived.
Monica: Oh Will. But you-youve worked so hard
Ross: Oh no, you-you don't understand. Ugh, this is so silly. Umm, this is all because of a sandwich.
Chandler: This sounds like a hernia. You have toyou-youGo to the doctor!
Ross: Filming Rachel is not something I planned. Okay look, heres what happened, and Joey you-you can back me up on this. All right, about-about a month and a half ago I came to you with a problem? Umm, a personal thing.
Ross: Well yeah, but she doesnt know that. I mean, the last time she saw you-you wouldve turned one of those little wedding chairs into kindling.
Joey: Come on! When you go away, you-you have to play, its like a law!
Mr. Waltham: (Pleading.) You-you have to meet me in the middle here.
Chandler: (horrified) Wait! You look? You-you massaged me.