words in movies
Chandler: (angrily) Did she call? You-you told her I was sick right? Always tell her I am sick!
Rachel: Yeah! You-you got the job! Youre my new assistant!
Ross: Oh, is that funny?! Oh, you-you find that funny?! Well maybe Chandler should know some of your secrets too!
Rachel: Yeah. Yeah, and yknow you-you deserve to win. And-and yknow I was thinking about it, if-if youre Monicas maid of honor that means I get to be yours.
Joey: Okay look Rach, I know this is a lot. You dont have to say anything. You-you uh, you take as much time as you need. (Long pause as Rachel says nothing.) Okay, you gotta say something!
Chandler: Tonight? You-you didn't say it was going to be at nighttime.
Monica: You-you gotta take it now. Come on, do it as a present to me.
Monica: Well, if you had kept listening, you-you would have heard me call him Mr. Big (Thinks) ot.
Chandler: This sounds like a hernia. You have toyou-you go to the doctor!
Ross: You-you had what?
Ross: LookOkay, Im just gonnaIm gonna have to go find him and bring him back! Okay? You-you make sure Monica does not find out, okay?
Ross: And, and uh, you-you remember my friend Chandler. (Points to him.)
Rachel: Yknow, you-you also couldve used uh, lamps and then followed the light.
Joey: You-you think?
Rachel: Uh, Mon, you-you gonna leave your shoes out here?
Ross: (To Joey) So, you-you think I should go ahead and take this place?
Conan: (to Courtney) You-youve worn a fat suit on the show. And, a lot of people love you in the fat suit. Do you like wearing the fat suit? Is it fun?
Ross: Oh, you-youre-youre one to talk.
Chandler: Yes, God forbid we throw out old underwear. You-you know what? Im going to go over to Joeys.
Ross: Wow! You-you look great!
Chandler: You-you do?
Joey: Over the line?! You-youre-youre so far past the line, that you-you cant even see the line! The line is a dot to you!
Monica: Well, you-you coulda just turned the cushion over.
Ross: Yes! Wow, well, that-that was easy. Okay, you-you go.
Rachel: Oh, y-yeah, so, you-you love me!
Mona: I dont understand. You-you give me a key to your apartment and then you change the lock.
Chandler: Well, you-you know what I meant.
Joey: Well, suppose until the babys born I laid off it. No extra animals would die, you-youd just be eating my animals.
Ross: Oh-oh yeah, you-you came up to me and asked if I could do you a favor, and my Uncle Murray came up to you and handed you a check. And then you said, "Why do they call it a check? Why not a Yugoslavian?" (Chandler laughs.) Yeah, then you did that.
Monica: Well you-you did start that rumor about Ross making out with Mrs. Altman, our 50-year-old librarian.
Ross: My way?! You-you think this is my way? Believe me, of all the ways I ever imagined this moment in my life being, this is not my way- y'know what? Uh, um, this is too hard. I'm not, I can't do-
Rachel: Please, Ross, you-you got hurt playing badminton with my dad.
Joey: Wow, Ive admired your work for years. You-youve done some really amazing stuff.
Monica: You are insane! You-you gotta give this up!
Joey: No-no-no I've seen it happen, you-you get a rapport going with a woman but somehow you manage to kill it. What's your secret?
Chandler: Yeah, you-you gotta love the talking.
Rachel: Oh, you-you mean your earrings?
Ross: Oh, you-you sure? (She nods yes.) Okay. (To the girl) Okay. So whats uh, whats your name.
Chandler: (starts to laugh, but then gets serious) So umm, you-you flirt with guys all the time?
Ross: HEY, SHE'S FAST!! OKAY?!! (Chandler is so shocked at Ross's outburst that he drops his spoon and backs up) Oh! You-you think you can be beat me? Let's go! Outside!!
Monica: Oh, Im totally crazy, but you-you like the food?
Monica: You! Its not like its a big deal! You-you dont still do it or anything!
Tim: You-you have a very beautiful eye.
Gary: In a minute. You-you checked today's Post?
Monica: (to the mask) I missed you-you ugly, flat faced old freak!
Monica: Okay, I-I d'know, you-you just- you have a quality.
Ross: Rach, I-I cant tell you how-how much that means to me! Ohh Wait a minute. Wait a minute. You-you hated the name Ruth! Why-why would you change your mind? Unless, you know were never going to have to use it. You did see the folder. You know its a boy!
Danny: Really! You-you sail?
Rachel: Umm, you-you and your sister seem to have umm, a very special bond, and
Joey: Over the line?! You-youre-youre so far past the line, that you-you cant even see the line! The line is a dot to you!
Ross: Yeah, I mean... I think when it's your shot, y'know, you-you know it's your shot. Did it... feel like your shot..?
Ross: (standing) Ok, gentlemen! Please! Aren't we a little old for this? I mean, we're scientists, right? We're academics. And most importantly I... you-you will have to catch us first. (he starts to run away with Charlie). GO, GO, GO! (the paleontologists starts chasing them)
Ross: Remember? You-you were eating pizza.
Monica: You cant say that!! You-you dont know!! I mean I thought I was gonna pass out from the pain! Anyway I-I tried, but I-I couldnt...bend that way. So... (looks at Joey.)
Dana: Absolutely! But you-you would really feel better about me rejecting you if your actor friend can audition for my movie?
Ross: Well, so, you-youll get a job here! I mean, Im always hearing about uh, them foreigners coming in here and stealing American jobs; that could be you!
Ross: Yeah, see, we-we-we have to stop across the hall, because its my sister. But, uh, uh yknow actually, growing up with a sister was nice because it really helped me understand women. Yeah, you-you should tell your friends that.
Joey: (looks at the ground and at Ross) I dont know Ross! I-I tell you what, lets flip to see who does it, okay? You-you call it in the air, all right?
Ross: Right. Ohh! You-you want me to be your backup.
Jack: Uh, Phoebe you-you dont have an office.
Joey: Wait a second, I see what youre trying to do here! You-youre trying to give me money again!
Ross: Why should Ben step aside? It was his audition in the first place! You-you just tagged along! You're like the uh, tag-a-long dad.
Ross: No. No. You-you can't help. I mean, I kinda have to do this without your help.
Gary: So you uh, you checked the paper for listings in Brooklyn Heights, right? You-you checked the Post?
Phoebe: Umm, look it, you-you cant kill yourself.
Ross: (calming down) Yeah, I know. I mean, no, youre right. Yeah I guess Ill let it go. But you-you understand how-how hard it is to forget about this.
Chandler: Okay I promise. Ill-Ill hate it. (She enters.) Wow! You-you look hideous.
Rachel: (going out the door) Yeah, uh you-you probably need that for stamps, right?
Ross: Yeah! Oh yeah, youll be fine! It-itll be uh, just like bungy jumping. Yknow? But instead of bouncing back up you-you wont.
Phoebe: But you-you cant leave me with them! We-were a team! Were playing a zone! Theyre gonna triple team me!
Ross: (pause) I think on some level, you-you sabotaged your own audition so that Ben would get the part.
Phoebe: You-you you had sex with Ursula?!
Matt: Wow Pheebs, you-you speak gutter?
Monica: I'll get it. (On phone.) Hello. (Listens.) Hi Emily! (Listens.) Yeah, uh you-you tracked him down. Hold on one second. (She hands the phone to Ross.)
Monica: Oh, just so you know, you-you have to let him win.
Jay Leno: (on TV) ...Now what is this about you-you being arrested i-in London? What is that all about?
Rachel: But you-you said black. Why would he want his blue blazer black?
Monica: Chandler, there is nothing in there that concerns you! If you love me you-youll let it go.
Gunther: Thanks Rachel. And-and don't forget you-you can come visit her anytime you want.
Joey: You-you must choose Mr. Bing.
Joey: No room? Its a baby. Its like this big. (Holds his hands about a foot apart.) Yknow, I mean you-you could you could put it over here. (A desk.) Or-or-or we could put it right here. (The chair.) Aw, its cute, right? Or-or we could put it over here. (By the bathroom door.) You wouldnt even notice it. Wheres the baby? (Mumbles that its over in the corner.)
Ross: Because! Because, it-it-its Itd be like you having this guitar (Points to hers) and-and never playing it. Okay, this guitar wants to be played! And-and this bike wants to be ridden and-and if you dont ride it you-youre-youre killing its spirit! (Pause) The bike is dying.
Monica: Sweetie, with you its gonna be different. The sex is gonna be great, cause you-you guys are in love.
Rachel: Okay look, let me paint you a little picture. (She sits down next to him.) All right, you are settin sail up the Hudson! Youve got the wind in your h(sees that hes bald)arms! You-you get all that peace and quiet that youve always wanted! You get back to nature! You can go fishin! You canooh, you can get one of those little hats and have people call you captain, and then when youre old, Cappy.
Ross: You-you just said that you did!
Joey: Oh wow Wayne, its not really something you can teach yknow? Its pretty much something youre born with if you(Off Chandlers look)You-you can teach it! Ill show you right how to do it.
Ross: How was I supposed to know wed end up being friends after college, let alone you-you would be living with my sister?
Joey: (confused) What you-you dont think Im gonna win?
Matt: You-you mentally make a flag on it and you say, "Okay show night, Im justIll never be able to get through this."
Ross: Rachel! Well, you-youre not at home, youre-youre-youre right here.
Ross: The doctor says its completely normal with all the hormones. Plus, you-youre sleep deprived.
Monica: Oh Will. But you-youve worked so hard
Mr. Waltham: (Pleading.) You-you have to meet me in the middle here.
Joey: Come on! When you go away, you-you have to play, its like a law!
Chandler: This sounds like a hernia. You have toyou-youGo to the doctor!
Ross: Filming Rachel is not something I planned. Okay look, heres what happened, and Joey you-you can back me up on this. All right, about-about a month and a half ago I came to you with a problem? Umm, a personal thing.
Ross: Oh no, you-you don't understand. Ugh, this is so silly. Umm, this is all because of a sandwich.
Ross: Well yeah, but she doesnt know that. I mean, the last time she saw you-you wouldve turned one of those little wedding chairs into kindling.
Chandler: (horrified) Wait! You look? You-you massaged me.
Joey: A date?! No, no Pheebs you-you must be mistaken, because I know you wouldnt schedule a date on the same night you have plans with a friend!
Chandler: Oh no-no-no! Stay! Stay! Because you-you should you-you-you should stay!
Ross: Now, hold on! Hold on! (Stops him) Look, look, your daughter and I are supposed to leave tonight for our honeymoon, now-now you-you tell her that Im gonna be at that airport and I hope that shell be there too! Oh yeah, I said Rachels name, but it didnt mean anything, Okay? Shes-shes just a friend and thats all! (Rachel sits down, depressed.) Thats all! Now just tell Emily that I love her and that I cant imagine spending my life with anyone else. Please, promise me that youll tell her that.
Rachel: Well yknow, its you guys. You-you do this kind of stuff! Yknow? I mean, you-you were gonna get married in Vegas and then you backed out! I guess Im not upset because I dont see you guys going through with it. Im sorry.