words in movies
Joey: What are you doing?
Joey: Why are you doing this?
Joey: Dude, you just described seven days worth of stuff. Youve got to spread it out a little, you know. Havent you ever been unemployed?
Joey: Hey, dont get religious on me, ok. (Ross looks a little confused.) A guy in your position needs to be a little better at relaxing. You know. Why do you think we have the comfortable chairs? Huh...come here sit down. (Ross sits down.) Ready? (Joey flips the foot rest up.) Ahh!! (He reclines the chair fully.) Ohh, yeah!! Huh?!
Joey: (In a high pitched female voice) Hello Mr. Bing...I love you.
Joey: But, I love you.
Phoebe: Hey you guys, guess what?
Phoebe: Ohh, you and your ways. (She shakes the bell at him and sits down.) Since its Christmastime. Im going to be one of those people collection donations.
Monica: You know, I knew a girl in high school who did that. She was very popular. (Chandler laughs.)
Joey: So Pheebs, where are you doing all, your bell ringing?
Rachel: Oh my god. Ok you guys, theres Danny. Watch. Just watch this. (He walks past the couch to the counter.) See?! Still pretending hes not interested. Ohh, hes coming over. Just pretend like we dont know him. Weve forgotten who he is.
Monica: Danny? You know Rachel? Shes nice. Shes not bad to look at, right?
Monica: Do you want to go out on a date with her?
Rachel: (Somewhat angrily) Okay. What the hell was that? You know what? Dont answer me. (Giggling) I have a date with Danny.
Estelle: Well, youre just going to say no again but...gay porn.
Phoebe: Happy Holidays. Feliz Navidad. Allo, and Merry Christmas. (A man put some change in her bucket.) Ohh thank you sir. Here's some joy. (She waves her hand up and down as if she is spreading joy.)
Monica: (Taking out her wallet.) Well good, here let me help you out.
Phoebe: Thank you! And Happy Holidays.
Phoebe: Wait, you can't take the money out.
Phoebe: But, can't you leave the dollar? This money is for the poor.
Ross: I'm sorry, man. Hey, y'know what you should do? You should make something happen for yourself. Y'know, like-like write a play. Write a movie! Huh? I mean, what about those Good Will Hunting guys?
Ross: I'll help you. Yeah, I'll make up a schedule and make sure you stick to it. And plus, it'll give me something to do.
Ross: (grabbing a notepad and sitting down) All right, we'll start off slow. The only thing you have to do tonight is come up with the name of your main character.
Rachel: Well, you should be, this is all your fault! You meddled in our relationship!!
Monica: You had no relationship!!
Monica: Oh God, stop with the plan! So what, so what you saw him with a girl? Who cares?! That doesn't mean anything! Now look, you're going to go out on a date with Danny and you're going to be so charming he's gonna forget all about that stupid subway girl.
Joey: Hey, how do you spell suspicious?
Joey: Well, you suck! But at least you suck at a man's game now.
Chandler: You wanna play?
Joey: (jumping up) All right! But uh, listen, what do you say we crank it up a notch?
Chandler: Do you even remember which part of the wall is not spackle?
Phoebe: Thank you, Happy Holidays.
Phoebe: Now, that's trash. Young lady, you can't (The lady ignores her and walks off.) Hey! Stop that young lady, she donated trash!
Phoebe: Hey!! (The bucket starts smoking.) The charity's on fire! Help! (Yet another guy walks by carrying a cup, which Phoebe grabs.) Oh good! Thank you, I need that. (She throws onto the smoldering fire. Suddenly the bucket erupts in flames.) Whoa! What is that?! (She sniffs the cup.) (To the guy.) It's nine o'clock in the morning!
Chandler: (entering from his room carrying a fire extinguisher and wearing oven mitts) Oh yeah, it's great! See you take a tennis ball, a bowl, and some lighter fluidOp! Op! (He puts out a small fire which has re-ignited in his room.)
Ross: This is helping your career?! Huh? I thought you wanted to be an actor not the creator of crazy lawsuit game!
Ross: (To Chandler) And shame on you! You should know better, Joey needs to work. (To Joey) Now come on!
Ross: No! Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah! You can have this back when the five pages are done! (After Joey walks past, Ross throws the ball down in pain.) Ahh! (Chandler shows him the burn spots on his oven mitts.)
Danny: I'd love to ask you in, but uh, my sister's visiting and I think she's asleep on the couch.
Rachel: You're sister? You're sister's asleep on the couch? (Danny nods, "Yes.") Ohhh! I saw her with you on the subway and now she's asleep on the couch!
Danny's Sister: (opening the door) Oh, I thought I heard you.
Krista: Nice to meet you. I wish you'd told me we were having company, I'd fix myself up!
Krista: You are so bad! (Hits him softly.)
Danny: You are! (Hits her back.)
Krista: You are! (Hits him softly.)
Danny: You are! (Hits her back.)
Krista: You are! (Hits him softly.)
Danny: You are! (Hits her back.)
Krista: You are! (Hits him harder this time.)
Danny: You are so dead! I'm gonna get you.
Rachel: (not sure what to do) Uh, it was very nice meeting you. (They continue to ignore her.)
Phoebe: Nobody! Nobody respects the bucket! You wouldn't believe what people put in here! Look! (Hands it to Monica.) Okay, does this look like a garbage can to you?
Ross: So Pheebs, are you gonna go back out there or what?
Monica: Yeah, good for you. Y'know you're tough, you lived on the streets.
Phoebe: Yeah, I'm gonna go back to being Street Phoebe. Yeah! Oh but, y'know what? I can't go totally back because Street Phoebe really wouldn't be friends with you guys. Sorry. (Leaves.)
Rachel: Hey, umm, can I ask you guys something?
Rachel: Uh, I don't have any brothers so I don't know, but uh, did you guys wrestle?
Ross: Uh, you weighted 200 pounds.
Ross: Yeah, not since I got too strong for you.
Monica: You wanna go right now? 'Cause I'll take you right now, buddy! You wanna go?
Chandler: Well, why can't you do them tomorrow?
Chandler: (To Ross) Why don't you cut him a little slack? Okay? Maybe if he relaxes a little bit, he'll get some work done.
Ross: I think he's been relaxing enough, thanks to you and Fireball.
Joey: Dude, if you think Fireball's relaxing, you've obviously have never played.
Ross: And the reason I'm doing this is because I am Joey's friend. And if you were a good friend, you'd be doing the same thing.
Ross: No you didn't. You said you would, but you never did!
Chandler: When did that happen to you?!
Joey: Don't you remember when we were jogging in the park and we saw that really pretty bird and wanted to take a pictureI didn't have my camera!
Krista: Oh, this is so good (A piece of cake.) you have got to try it. (She takes some on her finger and feeds it to Danny. Then takes a little more and does it again. Meanwhile, the rest of the gang stares on in shock. Then they pick up a part of it and some filling falls into his lap.)
Rachel: Okay, see? I told you!
Phoebe: Whoa-whoa-whoa! No drinks near the bucket! Set it down over there and then you can make a contribution! (The guy starts to walk away with a hurt look on his face.) And you can leave the hurt bunny look over there too! (Her boss and a co-worker walk up.) Hi Bob! (The same old lady from before walks bye.) (To the old lady.) I thought I told you to get outta here!
Bob: Uh, Phoebe we've been getting complaints and uh, we're gonna move you to a less high-profile spot.
Bob: Look, either you leave, or we remove you.
Phoebe: Fine. (She hands her bell to Ginger and starts to take down her signs.) (The same old lady walks by again.) All right, I'll give you one pointer. Look out for that bitch. (The old lady.)
Danny: Do-do you, do you have brothers?
Danny: Are you close with them?
Danny: Okay, listen, I really like you. Okay? I think this can go somewhere. So what if I'm close to my family, are you gonna let that stand in the way of us?
Rachel: Well, uh, I-I don't know. See when-when you put it that way y'know it does sort of
Rachel: Yeah, okay, I'll see you later. (Gets up and runs from the apartment.)
Chandler: Oh hey! There's some kids playing in the street, you wanna go down there and give them a project, ruin their day?
Ross: Hey, if they have a ball maybe you can stick razor blades in it and teach them a new game, Gonna Need Stitches Ball.
Ross: I guess when you don't have so many distractions, it's easier for you to focus. Huh?
Chandler: Yeah or also when you don't have somebody breathing down your neck ALL THE LIVE LONG DAY!!
Joey: Yeah, well, that's fine, but the important thing is that I finished it. And uh, I think it's really good, but y'know it'd really help me is if I could hear it. So would you guys read it for me?
Joey: A handsome man enters. (Playing the part of the handsome man.) Hey! How's it going guys? I don't know what you two were talking about, but I'd like to say thanks to both of you. You, (Ross) you wouldn't let me give up on myself, and you (Chandler) well you co-created Fireball. The end.
Chandler: This took you all day?!
Monica: Hi, how are you doing Kelly?
Rachel: I'm doing just fine! God, Tiffany, you smell so great!
Monica: It's my new perfume. Why don't you come closer where you can really appreciate it?
Rachel: Oh, y'know Joey, you are sick!
Phoebe: Hey! Ooh, wow that jacket looks great on you!
Joey: Come on you stupid machine! Come on!
Chandler: (laughs) Youre messy.
Monica: Oh, I'm so glad you guys like it. Yay! All right I gotta go to work. (tries to take the poem)
Chandler: What are you doing tonight?
Joey: (staring at the ice sculpture) How bad do you want to stick your tongue on that? (They all glare at him)
Chandler: (in a serious, businesslike tone) Rachel, could I see you for a moment?
Ross: (on tape) I know. Hey remember remember the night they got engaged? How uh, you and I almost
Joey: 816, thank you!
Laura: You know, I... I feel like I've been here before. Are any other couples in the building adopting?
Rachel: Ross, you stay here and talk, Im gonna go have a baby.
Monica: Okay, I-Im sorry. You and Joey, your both focusing on this uncomfortable thing, what you need to do is to change the subject. Next time you see him try to get him talking about something else.
Joey: But you said he was this great guy!
Ben: Are you for Hanukkah, too? Because I'm part-Jewish.
Pete: Okay, I love you. Is that so bad?
Joey: No! Forget her, man! You dont need her, you dont need that!
Joey: Okay. And uh, are you married.
Monica: Okay, Joeys gonna catch it, and you and I are gonna block.
Ross: Oh there you go!
Rachel: But I hired you!
Phoebe: Ninety percent of a womens pheromones come out the top of her head! Thats why, thats why women are shorter. So that men will fall in love when they hug them! (Ross is staring at her dumbfounded.) Oh come on Ross, youre a scientist.
Phoebe: Yes! You know, in six months the Statute of Limitations runs out and I can travel internationally again!
Janice: Its you. This is yours.
Monica:: how do you know I have one of those?
Ross: This is my son having lunch, ok? It's gonna happen a lot, so you'd better get used to it. Now if you have any problem with it, if you're uncomfortable, just ask questions. Carol's fine with it, now come on.
Joey: (proudly) Oh, you should here me.
Rachel: Hi Dr. Long, how are you?
Rachel: Hey, now wait a minute! I get when you told people at first that you wanted to be an actor they laughed at you! Now come on Bobby, why dont you tell us a little bit about your band?
Joey's Doctor: Would you like to see them? (He hands Joey a little jar.)
Rachel: No! You gotta get me out of here Phoebe! These bargain shoppers are crazy!
Chandler: I cant believe you dont know what I do for a living!
Amy: I don't believe this, hold on a second. You guys die and I don't get your baby?
Cliff: That-thats him! You know him?
Joey's Date: Hey. Are you all right? You seem a little distracted.
Ross: What? Of course you can! Hop on!
Dana: Wow. Oh, I am really flattered, but I just I dont feel that way about you.
Phoebe: (lets go of his hand) You have... have a girlfriend?
Rachel: Well, how can you be a tour guide, dont you have to be a dinosaur expert or something?
Rachel: See look Amy, we're a lot closer to Monica and Chandler. We see them every day. And truthfully honey, you don't seem very connected to the baby.
Rachel: Are you okay?
Rachel: (talking on the phone) C'mon Daddy, listen to me! All of my life, everyone has always told me, 'You're a shoe! You're a shoe, you're a shoe, you're a shoe!'. And today I just stopped and I said, 'What if I don't wanna be a shoe? What if I wanna be a- a purse, y'know? Or a- or a hat! No, I don't want you to buy me a hat, I'm saying that I am a ha- It's a metaphor, Daddy!
Ross: Yes you can!
Nurse: Just so you know, Dr. Long cant be here today, she was called to the hospital, so Dr. Schiff will be seeing you.
ROSS: Ok, ok, you know what? I think you're very funny. Kudos on that hat joke. But, come on guy just, just give him back the hat.
Rachel: Um, what- what would make you think that?
Rachel: Chandler, that's not enough. I mean what if she gets you a great present, two medium presents, and a bunch of little presents? And you've just gotten her one great present? I mean that's just gonna make her feel bad. Why would you do that to her Chandler? Why? Why?
Monica: Oh yeah? Well when you learned how to dance did you forget how to put on underpants?
Chandler: You do?
Monica: (joining him and taking the taco shells) You know that? You don't want to spoil your appetite.
Chandler: Wait, you guys, look!
Monica: Thank you. (Hangs up.)
Monica: No, Ive had second thoughts about that. Do you realize how hard that would be to clean?
Ross: Oh Im, Im making this too hard. Okay, what do you want me to do.
Chandler: Oh youve got to be kidding me.
Chandler: I want to say you but, that seems like such an easy answer.
Cashier: Do you uh, want these things delivered Mr. and Mrs. Geller?
Ross: She said, "Thank you." I said, "I love you." And she said, "Thank you."
Monica: (Entering from her bedroom, talking on the phone) Yeah, once again, I am sorry. Thank you. Bye. (To the gang) I just had to turn down a job catering a funeral for sixty people.
Mona: You think so? Ive always kinda hated it.
Bandleader: Thank you.
Rachel: Joey. Honey what would I do without you?
Joey: What are you talking about alone? What about Ross?
Chandler: Well now-now youre just talking crazy.
Ross: Hey Joey. (To Rachel) Hey you.
Rachel: Hey you.
Phoebe: Oh yeah, like you never called!
Rachel: Uh yeah, actually I kinda need to talk to you too.
Chandler: Wait. Before we go in, I just want you to know I love you. I had a great time on our honeymoon, and I cant wait to go in there and spend the rest of our life together.
Ross: Ben, I want you to know that there may be some times when I may not be around, like this. (walks out of the picture) But I'll still always come back, like this. (returns) And sometimes I may be away longer, like this. (walks away) But I'll still always come back, like this. (returns)
Rachel: How would you feel about taking out my assistant Tag? Ill pay.
Chandler: You know, guys I got to say. This means so much to me. That you would trust me with your child. I mean, we all know that Monica and I have been trying to have a baby of our own. You know I've had my doubts about my skills as a father, but that you two.. that you two.... <starts to cry>
Mona: Wait-wait! Youre umm, youre a potato
Chandler: That was you?! I thought it was Jack!
PHOEBE: Oh! I can't believe it. I can't believe this. We're just like, sitting at home, trying to guess Joey's fingers, and you guys are out like partying and having fun, and you know, all, "hey, Blowfish, suck on my neck".
Chandler: (sliding up behind her) No. No, I wont. Do you know why I took all those lessons? See, for the first time I didnt want you to be embarrassed to be seen on the dance floor with some clumsy idiot.
Monica: I think this is so great! I mean, you and Ross! D-did you have any idea?
Monica: (following her) Ill give you really good odds.
Phoebe: Are you all right?
Janice: So, I hear, you hate me!
Ross: Okay, you wanna play rough, we can play rough.
Monica: Phoebe, can I talk to you for a second?
Ross: Dad, what are you doing?
Gary: Hey Joe, you ever think about joining the force? We could use a guy like you.
Joey: (To God) Are you kidding me?!
Rachel: Thank you. (Examines it) Oh, cool! Free sample of coffee!
Chandler: Okay, but don't touch it, because you fingers have destructive oils.
Rachel: Yknow youre-youre probably wondering about the old date on there.
Phoebe: Hey. Ooh, look at you, dressy-dress.
Frank Jr.: Yeah, I really cherish these moments, 'cause before you know it, they're gonna be awake again.
Ross: Excuse me, do any of you know how to play?
RACH: Well, at first it was really intense, you know. And then, oh, god, and then we just sort of sunk into it.
Phoebe: Wait a second! So, whats new with you?
CHANDLER: I know.� You're right.� I want to see you too.� I've just got to figure out a way to tell Joey, you know?� He's really looking forward to this.
Monica: Hi Dad! I can still call you that right?
Mrs. Geller: Can we talk to you for just a yknow Its just a little thing. Well we think its absolutely marvelous that youre having this baby out of wedlock, some of our friends are less open-minded. Which is why weve told them all that youre married.
Dr. Leedbetter: Threatening letters, refusal to meet deadlines, apparently people now call you mental.
Mike: No! It's my fault. I keep trying to propose in these stupid ways and all I wanna do is tell you that I love you and I want to spend the rest of my life with you.
Rachel: Hey. I need to tell you something.
Monica: Because your all gonna make up fake specials and make me cook them like you did the other night?
Amy: Now listen, not that you guys could stop me or anything cause you know you'd be dead. I was thinking about changing her name. I'm just not really a big fan of Emily. [Transcriber note: I'm surprised that Rachel and Ross didn't say they weren't either here]