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'YOU' in a movie sentence | examples for 'YOU' from movies

RACHEL: Oh, Ross, you had to, I mean, he was humping everything in sight. I mean, I have a Malibu Barbi that will no longer be wearing white to her wedding.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

ROSS: Remember when sometimes he'd borrow your hat, and, and when you got it back there'd be little monkey raisins in it.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

MONICA: [reading] 'Dear Dr. Remore, know that I love you and would do anything to have you.' Gosh. 'Your not-so-secretive admirer, Erica Ford.' Ooh wait, 'PS enclosed please find 14 of my eyelashes.'

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

PHOEBE: Ooh, where are you off to, Travelin' Jake?

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

CHANDLER: You know I think he will be surprised, 'till he realizes he's a monkey, and uh, you know, isn't capable of that emotion.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

PHOEBE: Oh, oh, OK, so everyone, pretend like I'm telling you a story, OK. And, and it's really funny. So everyone just laugh, now.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

ROB: Anyway, I schedule performers for the childrens libraries around the city and I was just thinking, have you ever thought about playing your songs for kids?

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

LIPSON: Hi, Dean Lipson, zoo administrator. I was told you had a question.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

CHANDLER: Well, you remember Cathy Bates in Misery?

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

CHANDLER: Hey, just because this woman thinks she can actually see Joey through the magical box in her living room doesn't mean she's not a person. I mean, does she not deserve happiness, does she not deserve love? What're you lookin' at me for? He's the one who wants to boff the maniac.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

ROB: You OK?

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

PHOEBE: No, uh-uh, I'm just, I'm nervous. So, you know what, maybe if I just, if I picture them all in their underwear.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

PHOEBE: I'm just, I'm, I'm, I'm used to playing for grown-ups. Ya know, they just, grown-ups drink their coffee and do their grown-up thing, ya know, and kids listen. This is a huge responsibility. What? Are you gonna kiss me?

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

PHOEBE: OK, um, I'm gonna play, um, some songs about grandparents, OK. [singing] Now, grandma's a person who everyone likes, she bought you a train and a bright, shiny bike. But lately she hasn't been coming to dinner, And last time you saw her she looked so much thinner. Now, your mom and your dad said she moved to Peru, but the truth is she died and some day you will too. La-la-la la la-la-la la la-la-la la...

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

ERICA: Well, here we sit, devil may care, just a little while ago you were reattaching someone's spinal cord.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

ERICA: Oh Drake, you are so talented, let me see those hands. Oh these hands, these beautiful hands, oh I could just eat them. . . but I won't.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

ERICA: I don't understand, why didn't you help that man?

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

JOEY: Uhh, cause, uhh, I'm a neurosurgeon and that was clearly a case of, uh, uh, foodal chokage. Alright, look, I got to tell you something.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

ERICA: No, no no no, you don't have to tell me anything. You don't have to explain yourself to me. Ooh, who am I to question the great Dr. Drake Remore?

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

ERICA: I should just be happy to be near you.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

PHOEBE: [singing] There'll be times when you get older when you'll want to sleep with people just to make them like you. . . But don't. Cause that's another thing that you don't wanna do, everybody That's another thing that you don't wanna do.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

PHOEBE: Thank you for coming everybody. There're cookies in the back.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

ROB: That was great, the kids loved you.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

ROB: And you know why? Because you told the truth, and nobody ever tells kids the truth.You were incredible.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

ROB: How did you know there was a but?

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

ROB: Because that would be fantastic. What? You wanna kiss me?

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

JANITOR: The zoo! Do you believe everything the zoo tells ya?

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

JANITOR: Of course they're gonna say he's dead. They don't want the bad publicity. It's all a great big cover-up. Do you have any idea how high up this thing goes?

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

JANITOR: Lipson knows. Do you have any idea who else knows?

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

JANITOR: So, what is this information worth to you, my friend?

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

ROSS: Are you trying to get me to bribe you?

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

ROSS: But you already told me everything.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

RACHEL: Well, so what're you gonna do?

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

RACHEL: Well how can that be, you were just kissing Sabrina?

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

ERICA: How did you get here so fast, I just saw you in Salem?

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

ERICA: Sabrina. I know about you two. I saw you today kissing in the doctor's lounge.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

JOEY: It's not what you think, that was...

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

ERICA: You told me I was the only one. [throws a glass of water in his face]

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

JOEY: Alright look, that's it. I don't think we should see each other anymore, alright. Look, I know I should have told you this a long time ago but I am not Drake Remore, OK. I'm not even a doctor, I'm an actor. I just pretend to be a doctor.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

ERICA: How, how can you be here and there.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

ERICA: Drake, what're you getting at?

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

CHANDLER: And you left the toilet seat up, you bastard. [throws water in his face]

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

JOEY: Yes, I'm afraid it is. You deserve much better than me Erica. You deserve to be with the real Drake, he's the one you fell in love with. Go to Salem, find him, he's the guy for you.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

ERICA: I'll never forget you Hans. [Joey shuts the door in her face]

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

PHOEBE: I can't believe it. Did you tell your board about how kids want to hear the truth?

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

ROB: Maybe if you just played some regular kiddie songs.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

PHOEBE: No. What do you, what do you want me to be, like some stupid, big, like, purple dinosaur?

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

ROB: I'm not saying you have to be Barney.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

CHANDLER: What, you never look down in the shower? Oh please. I'm not allowed to make one joke in the monkey-is-penis genre?

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

ROSS: Uh, I'm sorry, you don't understand, I'm, I'm, I'm a friend of his. We uh, we used to live together.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

CHANDLER: [to guys wering yellow isolation suits] So, are you guys in the movie, or are you just really paranoid.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

PHOEBE: OK. Um, how come I'm walking with you?

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

CHANDLER: Do you know me or are you just really good at this game?

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

SUSIE: I'm Susie Moss. Fourth grade, glasses, I used to carry around a box of animal crackers like a purse. CHANDLER: Susie Moss, right, yeah, wow, you look. . . great job growing up.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

SUSIE: Remember the class play? You, you pulled up my skirt and the entire auditorium saw my underpants.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

MONICA: The muscles from Brussels, wham bam Van Damme, did you see Time Cop?

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

RACHEL: Wow, so why don't you go talk to him?

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

RACHEL: What, so you go over there, you tell him you think he's cute, what's the worst that could happen?

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

MONICA: Oh Rachel don't, don't you dare, don't, don't. Tell him I cook.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

VAN DAMME: You don't think I'm cute?

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

RACHEL: I, I don't know, um, do you think you're cute? OK, we're kinda gettin' off the track here. Um, I was supposed to come here and tell you my friend thinks you're cute. So what should I tell her?

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

VAN DAMME: You can tell her I think her friend is cute.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

SUSIE: Um, so listen, how many times am I gonna have to touch you on the arm before you ask me on a date.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

CHANDLER: Well, uh, let's try one more. . . there you go, say Ernie's, 8 o'clock.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

RACHEL: Agh, what a jerk. I kept talking about you and he kept asking me out. I mean, naturally, you know, I said no.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

MONICA: Rachel if you, if you want to go out with him, you can. Sound like a big jerk to me but if that's what you want to do...

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

RACHEL: Jean-Claude she said yes, I'll see you tonight. Thank you.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

MONICA: Oh, I'll have an espresso. Oh acutally, I'll get it. If I ask you to, you'll probably end up drinking it yourself.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

PHOEBE: I know. Oh, like you would drink her coffee after what you did to her with Van Damme.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

JOEY: Yeah, unless you hook up with a bunch of pigeons.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

CHANDLER: Well then, how do you know when vegetables are done?

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

PHOEBE: Well you know, you juist, you eat them and you can tell.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

CHANDLER: I've met the perfect woman. OK, we're sitting on her couch, we're fooling around, and then suddenly she turns to me and says, 'Do you ever want to do it in an elevator?'

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

MONICA: What did you say?

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

CHANDLER: Ahh, I believe my exact words were, 'Flaign,en - sten'. I mean I didn't know what to say, how do you know if you wanna do it on an elevator?

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

PHOEBE: Oh, you just know.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

CHANDLER: Oh no no no no, no no no no no no, you see, what I had planned shouldn't take more that 2, 3 minutes tops.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

SUSIE: But um, here's an idea, have you ever worn women's underwear?

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

SUSIE: Well I was thinking it would be um, kind of sexy if you wore mine tonight, at dinner.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

CHANDLER: You want me to wear your panties?

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

CHANDLER: Well, if I was wearing your underwear then, uh, what would you be wearing?. . . You're swell.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

ROSS: Hello. Oh hi, are you on your way ove-. Oh. No, no, I, I understand, I mean a monkey's gotta work. No it, it's no big deal, it' not like I uh, had anything special planned. Yeah OK, OK. OK, OK, bye.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

PHOEBE: OK, Rachel, why don't you start talking first.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

RACHEL: Alright, I feel that this is totally unjustified. [Monica starts making faces behind her back] She gave me the green light, I did nothing but-. Do you think I can't see you in the TV set?

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

PHOEBE: Alright Monica, if there is something that you would like to share...

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

MONICA: Ya know, you had no right to go out with him.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

MONICA: You sold me out.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

RACHEL: I did not sell you out.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

MONICA: Yes you did. Absolutely.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

RACHEL: Would you let me talk. [flicks Monica on the forehead]

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

MONICA: Did you just flick me?

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

RACHEL: OK, well, you wouldn't let me finish and I was jus- [Monica flicks her back] Ow. That hurt [flicks Monica]

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

RACHEL: Ow, you stop flicking.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

MONICA: You flicked me first.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

PHOEBE: Alright, now I will let go if you both stop.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

RACHEL: Oh, what do you, you want me to stop seeing him, is that what you want?

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

RACHEL: You want me to just call him up and tell him that you're seeing him instead? That's what you want?

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

RACHEL: Oh that's what you want.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

PHOEBE: There we go.You know what, if we were in prison, you guys would be, like, my bitches.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

ROSS: Thanks for letting me tag along tonight you guys.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

SUSIE: How you doin there squirmy?

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

JOEY: So, assistant to the director. That's a really exciting job, I mean, you must have a ton of cool responsibilities.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

JOEY: So what're you guys gonna eat?

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

SUSIE: How come all I can think about is putting that ice in my mouth and licking you all over?

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

SUSIE: I want you right here, right now.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

SUSIE: If you didn't have your shirt tucked into them.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

SUSIE: Alright. Now I would like to see you wearing nothing but them. Take your clothes off.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

CHANDLER: OK, but uh, I hope you realize this means we're gonna miss hearing about the specials.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

CHANDLER: Hey, do you want this done quick, or do you want this done right?

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

SUSIE: Alright, turn around. Time to see you from behind.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

CHANDLER: Well, you want me to uh, clench anything, or-... Susie? Susie.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

CHANDLER: What, what's what you mean?

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

SUSIE: My skirt, you lifted, kids laughing. I was Susie Underpants 'till I was 18.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

CHANDLER: That was in the fourth grade. How could you still be upset about that?

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

SUSIE: Well um, why don't you call me in 20 years and tell me if you're still upset about this. [she leaves with his clothes]

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

CHANDLER: Alright, I hope you realize you're not getting these underpants back.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

MONICA: I can't believe this, just like 2 weeks ago I was watching Sudden Death, now I'm on a date with Jean-Claude Van Damme. Can you beat up that guy? [he nods] Can you beat up that guy?

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

MONICA: This is so wild. Ya know, I gotta admit, I was kinda surprised that you agreed to go on a blind date.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

MONICA: Well, what made you make the exception for me?

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

VAN DAMME: 'Cause Rachel told me uh, you were dying to have a threesome with me and uh, Drew Barrymore. By the way, Drew has some groundrules and...

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

MONICA: Rachel, you say you're sorry or your sweater gets it.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

RACHEL: OK, you wanna play? OK, let's play, let's play. [She grabs a jar of tomato sauce and Monica's purse]

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

MONICA: What're you gonna do?

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

RACHEL: You give me back my sweater or it's handbag marinara.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

MONICA: You don't have the guts.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

MONICA: I'll help you fix your sweater.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

RACHEL: I'll help you throw out your purse.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

MONICA: I'm sorry that I made you stop seeing him.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

RACHEL: Well, I'm sorry I went out with him when I knew you liked him.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

JOEY: Chandler? What're you still doin' here, I though you guys took off.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

JOEY: Are you naked in there?

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

JOEY: Huh, you uh, you always wear panties?

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

JOEY: Wow, talk about your bad luck, I mean, the first time you try panties and someone walks off with your clothes.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

CHANDLER: No. I'm not letting you or anybody else see, ever.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

CHANDLER: No, no, you don't have to see.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

CHANDLER: Alright, one of you give me your underpants.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

JOEY: Can't help you, I'm not wearing any.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

CHANDLER: How can you not be wearing any underwear?

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

CHANDLER: Alright look Ross I'll give you 50 dollars for your underpants.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

CHANDLER: Hey Phoebs, can I have the milk after you?

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

JOEY: One of the virus victims called in sick, so Cathy recommended me and boom, I'm dying on the gurney. Oh Ross, Marcel just finished his last scene if you want to go down there and say goodbye.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

ROSS: Ahh, oh that's OK, I mean, he's probably got, you know, parties to go to and stuff. But, ya know, he's moved on. Hey, that, that's the way it goes right.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

VAN DAMME: [to Rachel] I'm sorry it didn't work out between you and me, [to Monica] or you and me. Drew was very disappointed.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

VAN DAMME: Are you sure, I can crush a walnut with my butt.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

ROSS: Bye Marcel. See ya on the big screen. You keep people drinkin' that beer, OK. I miss you buddy.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

PHOEBE: You know, I think I want to write a song about all this.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

CHANDLER: How long you been waitin' to say that?

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

VAN DAMME: Can't you see what's going on here, this man is dying.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

VAN DAMME: Can't you see what's going on here, this man is dying.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

VAN DAMME: Can't you see what's going on here, this man is dying.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

VAN DAMME: Can't you see what's going on here, this man is dead.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

Mr. Geller: (To Ross) Do you remember the Ludwins? The big one had a thing for you, didn't she?

"Friends", season 1, episode 2

Monica: Oh, hi, Ross. Yeah. There's someone I want you to say hi to. (to Chandler) He just happened to call.

"Friends", season 1, episode 14

ROSS: Oh, thank you, thanks. So uh, how was your night last night?

"Friends", season 2, episode 5

RACHEL: What you got there? Something else that's not yours that you can break?

"Friends", season 2, episode 3

Phoebe: Hang on! Hang on! Hang on! (Answering the phone.) Go!! Who’s this? (Listens) Oh okay, you’re gonna like working for me. What’s your name? (Listens) What kind of name is Brendy? I… Whatever… Stop talking! All right, from now on your name is Joan. You can pick your own last name.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

The Professor: Do you have a moment to talk about your lecture?

"Friends", season 6, episode 4

Chandler: Hey, come on, you came through, you did what you had to do. That is very dad.

"Friends", season 1, episode 17

Phoebe: So... What's the deal with umm, you and Joey?

"Friends", season 1, episode 17

Rachel: Yeah, yeah and you know what, I know she's gonna wanna run again, I just don't know how to get out of it, I mean, I live with her.

"Friends", season 6, episode 7

Monica: All right, Rachel, I know-I know you think I'm crazy, please, before you tell him you love him, just-just try to find one person who thinks this is a good idea. Because I bet you, you can't.

"Friends", season 5, episode 2

Waitress: Can I get you some coffee?

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Phoebe: You know, the strippers, and the guys dancing, and you know, pee-pee's flying about.

"Friends", season 10, episode 11

Phoebe: (thinking to herself) Chandler’s knees. Chandler’s… ankles. Chandler’s ankle hair. (notices the clock) Oh no. (to Rick) Okay, you’re all set.

"Friends", season 4, episode 4

Ross: I don’t know. Phoebe, if one of us saw Mike with another woman would you want us to tell you?

"Friends", season 10, episode 10

Joey: Oh-no-no-no, you are! You do this, you give me the great advice, and hey listen, I was thinking about what you said yesterday about focusing on one woman, I’m gonna do that.

"Friends", season 4, episode 7

Rachel: Oh Joey, I’m sorry I just couldn’t tell her all those things you wanted me to tell her. And y’know we got to talking and I…

"Friends", season 7, episode 7

RYAN: We can't scratch. You know we can't, we'll scar.

"Friends", season 2, episode 23

Monica: It's this dumb thing that Ross made up `cause he was trying to fool our parents. It's a way of giving the finger, without actually having to give it. I remember I cried the night you made it up, `cause it was the first time that I realized that I was actually cooler than my older brother.

"Friends", season 4, episode 5

Chandler: Oh I used too, but then Joey thought it would be fun to go to Central Park and hit rocks at…bigger rocks. (He starts to leave and stops an entering Rachel.) Hey Rach, do you have a tennis racquet?

"Friends", season 5, episode 12

Monica: What are you, animals? It's 4 o'clock in the afternoon!

"Friends", season 9, episode 17

Ross: Come on Rach, you don’t have what, ten minutes?

"Friends", season 3, episode 15

Joey: Come on, season tickets! Season tickets, do you know what that means?

"Friends", season 4, episode 19

Rachel: Yeah, maybe if you’re in love. But Ross, we are not in love, are we?

"Friends", season 8, episode 3

Phoebe: Oh, well that's ok. I think you and I will do much better if you're just... here as a bridesmaid.

"Friends", season 10, episode 12

David: Are... are you kidding? You know, when you don't see someone for a long time, a-a-and you kind of build them up in your head and you start thinking about: Come on, don't be crazy. Nobody is that beautiful, but... well, you are. (Phoebe seems very charmed) Well, so, uhm... are you seeing... anyone? (Phoebe is still up on a cloud from what David just said)

"Friends", season 9, episode 6

RACHEL: (to Ross) Ok.� So now, I think Emma is probably down for the night, but if you need anything Ross . . .

"Friends", season 9, episode 9

Rachel: Oh, I can not believe you didn’t tell me!

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

JOEY: Listen, uh, I don't know when I'm gonna see you again. CHANDLER: Well, I'm guessing uh, tonight at the coffee house. JOEY: Right, yeah. OK. Um, take care. CHANDLER: Yeah. [Joey walks out and after a few seconds comes back in and gives Chandler a big hug. He then leaves for good and Chandler is left alone in his apartment.] CLOSING CREDITS

"Friends", season 2, episode 16

Ross: Look, I was nervous! You guys had me all worried I was going to be boring! I got up there and they were all like staring at me. I opened my mouth and this British accent just came out.

"Friends", season 6, episode 4

Ross: You guys.

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Phoebe: Oh, we're just... we're sad to go so we're just saying goodbye to the hotel. (hugs the wall) I love you... Paradise Hotel, Golf resort and Spa... (she walks away from the wall)

"Friends", season 10, episode 1

Joey: You got screwed.

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Bitsy: The woman you what? (Phoebe overheard what Michael said and now enters the room)

"Friends", season 9, episode 7

MR. GELLER: Uhh, naa, no no no, I, I must be thinking of someone else, uh, maybe me. Don't you have some folding to do? Go fold dear. Fold. You fold. [shuffles her into her room]

"Friends", season 2, episode 14

Phoebe: Anyway, you did what you had to do. I'm okay.

"Friends", season 10, episode 15

Joey: Sure! As long as they don’t find out you can keep whatever you want! And I want you to have it.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Monica: Dad! There’s Ross (points), why don’t you go talk to him?

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Ross: Yeah, y'know what? I'll take it myself, thank you! (He signs the form and hands it back to the salesman.) All right Rach, let's go! (He picks up one end of the couch.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 16

Phoebe: I know you didn’t, I was talking about Monica.

"Friends", season 5, episode 1

Joey: Yeah, come on, think about it. You’re 18, okay, she’s 44, when you’re 36, she’s gonna be 88.

"Friends", season 3, episode 18

RACHEL: This is Joey, and Phoebe, and this is Chandler, and you remember Ross.

"Friends", season 2, episode 11

Phoebe: Oh, you're no ordinary roommate are you?

"Friends", season 6, episode 7

Monica: Do you wanna live outside?! Because it’s gettin’ cold! (To Phoebe) She gets tons of catalogs and umm, she’ll fold down the pages of the things she thinks that I’d like.

"Friends", season 6, episode 6

Monica: Wow! That’s great! Dad must really like you, he doesn’t ask just anyone to play.

"Friends", season 7, episode 3

Chandler: Listen, it's kind of an emergency. Well, I guess you know that, or we'd be in the predicament room. (The receptionist glares at him.)

"Friends", season 1, episode 4

Joshua: Oh, that-that would be great. So you didn’t even get to Italy?

"Friends", season 4, episode 18

Rachel: Oh no, I’m sorry, you look a lot different from the last time I-I saw you.

"Friends", season 3, episode 24

Paul: Thank you!  Thank you so much!

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Ross: Eh, you think? I mean, you went out with a guy who improved the accuracy of radiocarbon dating by a factor of 10!

"Friends", season 9, episode 20

Rachel: Oh and it was great to see you too. And you look fantastic, although you missed a button.

"Friends", season 8, episode 21

CHANDLER: Monica, I feel like you should have German subtitles.

"Friends", season 2, episode 11

Ross: Hey-hey have you ever locked yourself in a TV cabinet VD boy?!

"Friends", season 7, episode 17

Chandler: Oh, just hanging out, talkin’ about uh, websites. (Joey laughs.) Yeah, we saw this really interesting website about marriage and how totally unnecessary it is and how its just a way for the government to keep tabs on you.

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Lauren: I’ll see you tomorrow. (she kisses him full on the mouth.)

"Friends", season 3, episode 20

Chandler: No-no-no! I am the king of bad Thanksgivings. You can't just swoop in here with your bad marriage and take that away from me.

"Friends", season 5, episode 8

Rachel: No way. No way did you do this.

"Friends", season 1, episode 21

Monica: How do you do that?

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Monica: You know Paul?

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Phoebe: Hey! Hey, did you get your invitation to Ross’s wedding?

"Friends", season 4, episode 21

Chandler: Oh, how well you know me...

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Chandler: Monica can I talk to you outside for a minute?

"Friends", season 9, episode 2

Ross: You got a job?

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Rachel: Thank you.

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

The Salesman: Well you, her, I mean, she's very…y'know. And you're like…y'know.

"Friends", season 5, episode 16

Ross: Yeah, sure, why not? In fact, if you know anyone that would be good for me...

"Friends", season 9, episode 14

Monica: All right, you ready?

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Monica: You can, I know you can!

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Chandler: So—If you wear that you’ll make mine less special.

"Friends", season 7, episode 20

MONICA: Doctor, can I see you for just a minute please? My brother has a slight phobia about needles.

"Friends", season 2, episode 6

Rachel: Oh, I’m sorry! Do you need the phone?

"Friends", season 8, episode 15

Monica: Honey, you know I think you're hilarious! Come on, you know that joke you told me last week? The one about Jerry Lewis and the girl with the lazy eye...? (he laughs) That slayed me.

"Friends", season 9, episode 6

Monica: (trying desperately to change the subject) So, Ross, what's going on with you? Any stories? (Digs her elbow into his hand.) No news, no little anecdotes to share with the folks?

"Friends", season 1, episode 2

Monica: Oh, so you finally took it out of the marina huh?

"Friends", season 7, episode 3

Chandler: I always liked you, Ken. (takes a cigarette)

"Friends", season 9, episode 5

Chandler: (coming up under center, just like a real quarterback does, and puts his hands between Ross’s legs.) Twenty-three!! Seventy-four!! (Ross stands up and looks at him) You wanna go shotgun?

"Friends", season 3, episode 9

Monica: You be okay?

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Ross: You think?! God, I, ah, I’m in hell. I mean what, what am I gonna do? Rachel’s all like, ‘I love you and, and let’s work on this.’ And all I can think about is, ‘What is she gonna do? What is she gonna say?’ when I tell her what I did.

"Friends", season 3, episode 16

Chandler: (realizes what Ross just said and the implications to him) I am mad! But you know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna forgive you! Because that's what friends do! They forgive their friends when they do everything you just said, all on the list there. Well, but I want you to remember that I forgave you.

"Friends", season 5, episode 12

Monica: ‘Cause if you do that means you’d be cancelling it for me, and we’re just friends.

"Friends", season 3, episode 13

Rachel: Hey, look, you guys, I'm going for anything here, OK? I cannot be a waitress anymore, I mean it. I'm sick of the lousy tips, I'm sick of being called 'Excuse me...'

"Friends", season 1, episode 18

Joey: And Chandler I can’t believe I let you pay for this one. (They hug and he whispers in his ear.) Thanks man.

"Friends", season 6, episode 11

Chandler: No, because you’re not a grandmother!

"Friends", season 7, episode 14

Joey: (proud) I know, but, I made a huge mistake. I never should have broken up with her. Will you help me? Please?

"Friends", season 1, episode 5

JOEY: Oh, can you believe they gave Stephanie skin cancer?

"Friends", season 2, episode 17

Mr. Waltham: In a moment, please, I’m in the middle of a task. And you have a customer.

"Friends", season 4, episode 13

Monica: You guys, I ordered some chocolate pies from that bakery on Bleecker. Could you pick them up for me?

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

Joey: Hey Ross, listen, you want anything to drink, ‘cause I’m heading up there.

"Friends", season 6, episode 12

Phoebe: It's ok. I thought of the perfect lie for you. It's easy to remember and doesn't invite a lot of questions. You weren't at the parade because you had a family emergency.

"Friends", season 9, episode 8

Phoebe: Yes. Yes! Fine! I am someone! You want me to say it? I have doubts! (Pause) I'm sorry! (Puts her head down.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 21

Monica: It’s good to see you too.

"Friends", season 3, episode 13

Rachel: But, Pheebs, you can still use the copy machine where I actually work. But, just come by at lunch so my boss doesn’t see you. Cause Kim will just freak out and she already doesn’t like me very much.

"Friends", season 6, episode 8

Ross: This is helping your career?! Huh? I thought you wanted to be an actor not the creator of crazy lawsuit game!

"Friends", season 5, episode 10

Rachel: Monica...would you please tell Joey that he is a pig?

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

Chandler: (To Ross) You’re going down.

"Friends", season 8, episode 6

ROSS: No, no, uh, it's not what you think. It's um the other thing.

"Friends", season 2, episode 8

Rachel: Yeah! Wait a minute, it’s been a long time that I’ve been single. How come you never offered this before?

"Friends", season 4, episode 10

Ross: No I didn't, and you want to know why? Because your ex-boyfriend is still in love with you.

"Friends", season 10, episode 6

Phoebe: (muffled through the floor) Yeah, look I was with my friend downstairs and we hear everything up here that you do, and I am sick and tired... (I tired but the rest is unintelligible).

"Friends", season 3, episode 11

All: Hey! You're in a play! I didn't know you could dance! You had a beard!

"Friends", season 1, episode 6

Phoebe: Look, Precious... Mike's not worth this. You're an attractive, intelligent woman and let's face it, Mike's kind of a wang. I mean, he proposed to me while he was still seeing you... He was gonna break-up with you on your birthday? And, I don't like to kiss-and-tell, but he cheated on you a lot this weekend.

"Friends", season 10, episode 1