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'YOU' in a movie sentence | examples for 'YOU' from movies

RACHEL: Oh, Ross, you had to, I mean, he was humping everything in sight. I mean, I have a Malibu Barbi that will no longer be wearing white to her wedding.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

ROSS: Remember when sometimes he'd borrow your hat, and, and when you got it back there'd be little monkey raisins in it.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

MONICA: [reading] 'Dear Dr. Remore, know that I love you and would do anything to have you.' Gosh. 'Your not-so-secretive admirer, Erica Ford.' Ooh wait, 'PS enclosed please find 14 of my eyelashes.'

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

PHOEBE: Ooh, where are you off to, Travelin' Jake?

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

CHANDLER: You know I think he will be surprised, 'till he realizes he's a monkey, and uh, you know, isn't capable of that emotion.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

PHOEBE: Oh, oh, OK, so everyone, pretend like I'm telling you a story, OK. And, and it's really funny. So everyone just laugh, now.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

ROB: Anyway, I schedule performers for the childrens libraries around the city and I was just thinking, have you ever thought about playing your songs for kids?

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

LIPSON: Hi, Dean Lipson, zoo administrator. I was told you had a question.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

CHANDLER: Well, you remember Cathy Bates in Misery?

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

CHANDLER: Hey, just because this woman thinks she can actually see Joey through the magical box in her living room doesn't mean she's not a person. I mean, does she not deserve happiness, does she not deserve love? What're you lookin' at me for? He's the one who wants to boff the maniac.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

ROB: You OK?

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

PHOEBE: No, uh-uh, I'm just, I'm nervous. So, you know what, maybe if I just, if I picture them all in their underwear.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

PHOEBE: I'm just, I'm, I'm, I'm used to playing for grown-ups. Ya know, they just, grown-ups drink their coffee and do their grown-up thing, ya know, and kids listen. This is a huge responsibility. What? Are you gonna kiss me?

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

PHOEBE: OK, um, I'm gonna play, um, some songs about grandparents, OK. [singing] Now, grandma's a person who everyone likes, she bought you a train and a bright, shiny bike. But lately she hasn't been coming to dinner, And last time you saw her she looked so much thinner. Now, your mom and your dad said she moved to Peru, but the truth is she died and some day you will too. La-la-la la la-la-la la la-la-la la...

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

ERICA: Well, here we sit, devil may care, just a little while ago you were reattaching someone's spinal cord.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

ERICA: Oh Drake, you are so talented, let me see those hands. Oh these hands, these beautiful hands, oh I could just eat them. . . but I won't.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

ERICA: I don't understand, why didn't you help that man?

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

JOEY: Uhh, cause, uhh, I'm a neurosurgeon and that was clearly a case of, uh, uh, foodal chokage. Alright, look, I got to tell you something.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

ERICA: No, no no no, you don't have to tell me anything. You don't have to explain yourself to me. Ooh, who am I to question the great Dr. Drake Remore?

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

ERICA: I should just be happy to be near you.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

PHOEBE: [singing] There'll be times when you get older when you'll want to sleep with people just to make them like you. . . But don't. Cause that's another thing that you don't wanna do, everybody That's another thing that you don't wanna do.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

PHOEBE: Thank you for coming everybody. There're cookies in the back.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

ROB: That was great, the kids loved you.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

ROB: And you know why? Because you told the truth, and nobody ever tells kids the truth.You were incredible.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

ROB: How did you know there was a but?

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

ROB: Because that would be fantastic. What? You wanna kiss me?

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

JANITOR: The zoo! Do you believe everything the zoo tells ya?

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

JANITOR: Of course they're gonna say he's dead. They don't want the bad publicity. It's all a great big cover-up. Do you have any idea how high up this thing goes?

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

JANITOR: Lipson knows. Do you have any idea who else knows?

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

JANITOR: So, what is this information worth to you, my friend?

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

ROSS: Are you trying to get me to bribe you?

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

ROSS: But you already told me everything.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

RACHEL: Well, so what're you gonna do?

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

RACHEL: Well how can that be, you were just kissing Sabrina?

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

ERICA: How did you get here so fast, I just saw you in Salem?

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

ERICA: Sabrina. I know about you two. I saw you today kissing in the doctor's lounge.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

JOEY: It's not what you think, that was...

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

ERICA: You told me I was the only one. [throws a glass of water in his face]

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

JOEY: Alright look, that's it. I don't think we should see each other anymore, alright. Look, I know I should have told you this a long time ago but I am not Drake Remore, OK. I'm not even a doctor, I'm an actor. I just pretend to be a doctor.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

ERICA: How, how can you be here and there.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

ERICA: Drake, what're you getting at?

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

CHANDLER: And you left the toilet seat up, you bastard. [throws water in his face]

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

JOEY: Yes, I'm afraid it is. You deserve much better than me Erica. You deserve to be with the real Drake, he's the one you fell in love with. Go to Salem, find him, he's the guy for you.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

ERICA: I'll never forget you Hans. [Joey shuts the door in her face]

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

PHOEBE: I can't believe it. Did you tell your board about how kids want to hear the truth?

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

ROB: Maybe if you just played some regular kiddie songs.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

PHOEBE: No. What do you, what do you want me to be, like some stupid, big, like, purple dinosaur?

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

ROB: I'm not saying you have to be Barney.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

CHANDLER: What, you never look down in the shower? Oh please. I'm not allowed to make one joke in the monkey-is-penis genre?

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

ROSS: Uh, I'm sorry, you don't understand, I'm, I'm, I'm a friend of his. We uh, we used to live together.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

CHANDLER: [to guys wering yellow isolation suits] So, are you guys in the movie, or are you just really paranoid.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

PHOEBE: OK. Um, how come I'm walking with you?

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

CHANDLER: Do you know me or are you just really good at this game?

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

SUSIE: I'm Susie Moss. Fourth grade, glasses, I used to carry around a box of animal crackers like a purse. CHANDLER: Susie Moss, right, yeah, wow, you look. . . great job growing up.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

SUSIE: Remember the class play? You, you pulled up my skirt and the entire auditorium saw my underpants.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

MONICA: The muscles from Brussels, wham bam Van Damme, did you see Time Cop?

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

RACHEL: Wow, so why don't you go talk to him?

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

RACHEL: What, so you go over there, you tell him you think he's cute, what's the worst that could happen?

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

MONICA: Oh Rachel don't, don't you dare, don't, don't. Tell him I cook.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

VAN DAMME: You don't think I'm cute?

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

RACHEL: I, I don't know, um, do you think you're cute? OK, we're kinda gettin' off the track here. Um, I was supposed to come here and tell you my friend thinks you're cute. So what should I tell her?

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

VAN DAMME: You can tell her I think her friend is cute.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

SUSIE: Um, so listen, how many times am I gonna have to touch you on the arm before you ask me on a date.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

CHANDLER: Well, uh, let's try one more. . . there you go, say Ernie's, 8 o'clock.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

RACHEL: Agh, what a jerk. I kept talking about you and he kept asking me out. I mean, naturally, you know, I said no.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

MONICA: Rachel if you, if you want to go out with him, you can. Sound like a big jerk to me but if that's what you want to do...

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

RACHEL: Jean-Claude she said yes, I'll see you tonight. Thank you.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

MONICA: Oh, I'll have an espresso. Oh acutally, I'll get it. If I ask you to, you'll probably end up drinking it yourself.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

PHOEBE: I know. Oh, like you would drink her coffee after what you did to her with Van Damme.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

JOEY: Yeah, unless you hook up with a bunch of pigeons.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

CHANDLER: Well then, how do you know when vegetables are done?

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

PHOEBE: Well you know, you juist, you eat them and you can tell.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

CHANDLER: I've met the perfect woman. OK, we're sitting on her couch, we're fooling around, and then suddenly she turns to me and says, 'Do you ever want to do it in an elevator?'

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

MONICA: What did you say?

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

CHANDLER: Ahh, I believe my exact words were, 'Flaign,en - sten'. I mean I didn't know what to say, how do you know if you wanna do it on an elevator?

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

PHOEBE: Oh, you just know.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

CHANDLER: Oh no no no no, no no no no no no, you see, what I had planned shouldn't take more that 2, 3 minutes tops.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

SUSIE: But um, here's an idea, have you ever worn women's underwear?

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

SUSIE: Well I was thinking it would be um, kind of sexy if you wore mine tonight, at dinner.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

CHANDLER: You want me to wear your panties?

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

CHANDLER: Well, if I was wearing your underwear then, uh, what would you be wearing?. . . You're swell.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

ROSS: Hello. Oh hi, are you on your way ove-. Oh. No, no, I, I understand, I mean a monkey's gotta work. No it, it's no big deal, it' not like I uh, had anything special planned. Yeah OK, OK. OK, OK, bye.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

PHOEBE: OK, Rachel, why don't you start talking first.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

RACHEL: Alright, I feel that this is totally unjustified. [Monica starts making faces behind her back] She gave me the green light, I did nothing but-. Do you think I can't see you in the TV set?

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

PHOEBE: Alright Monica, if there is something that you would like to share...

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

MONICA: Ya know, you had no right to go out with him.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

MONICA: You sold me out.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

RACHEL: I did not sell you out.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

MONICA: Yes you did. Absolutely.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

RACHEL: Would you let me talk. [flicks Monica on the forehead]

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

MONICA: Did you just flick me?

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

RACHEL: OK, well, you wouldn't let me finish and I was jus- [Monica flicks her back] Ow. That hurt [flicks Monica]

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

RACHEL: Ow, you stop flicking.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

MONICA: You flicked me first.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

PHOEBE: Alright, now I will let go if you both stop.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

RACHEL: Oh, what do you, you want me to stop seeing him, is that what you want?

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

RACHEL: You want me to just call him up and tell him that you're seeing him instead? That's what you want?

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

RACHEL: Oh that's what you want.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

PHOEBE: There we go.You know what, if we were in prison, you guys would be, like, my bitches.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

ROSS: Thanks for letting me tag along tonight you guys.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

SUSIE: How you doin there squirmy?

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

JOEY: So, assistant to the director. That's a really exciting job, I mean, you must have a ton of cool responsibilities.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

JOEY: So what're you guys gonna eat?

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

SUSIE: How come all I can think about is putting that ice in my mouth and licking you all over?

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

SUSIE: I want you right here, right now.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

SUSIE: If you didn't have your shirt tucked into them.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

SUSIE: Alright. Now I would like to see you wearing nothing but them. Take your clothes off.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

CHANDLER: OK, but uh, I hope you realize this means we're gonna miss hearing about the specials.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

CHANDLER: Hey, do you want this done quick, or do you want this done right?

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

SUSIE: Alright, turn around. Time to see you from behind.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

CHANDLER: Well, you want me to uh, clench anything, or-... Susie? Susie.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

CHANDLER: What, what's what you mean?

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

SUSIE: My skirt, you lifted, kids laughing. I was Susie Underpants 'till I was 18.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

CHANDLER: That was in the fourth grade. How could you still be upset about that?

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

SUSIE: Well um, why don't you call me in 20 years and tell me if you're still upset about this. [she leaves with his clothes]

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

CHANDLER: Alright, I hope you realize you're not getting these underpants back.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

MONICA: I can't believe this, just like 2 weeks ago I was watching Sudden Death, now I'm on a date with Jean-Claude Van Damme. Can you beat up that guy? [he nods] Can you beat up that guy?

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

MONICA: This is so wild. Ya know, I gotta admit, I was kinda surprised that you agreed to go on a blind date.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

MONICA: Well, what made you make the exception for me?

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

VAN DAMME: 'Cause Rachel told me uh, you were dying to have a threesome with me and uh, Drew Barrymore. By the way, Drew has some groundrules and...

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

MONICA: Rachel, you say you're sorry or your sweater gets it.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

RACHEL: OK, you wanna play? OK, let's play, let's play. [She grabs a jar of tomato sauce and Monica's purse]

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

MONICA: What're you gonna do?

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

RACHEL: You give me back my sweater or it's handbag marinara.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

MONICA: You don't have the guts.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

MONICA: I'll help you fix your sweater.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

RACHEL: I'll help you throw out your purse.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

MONICA: I'm sorry that I made you stop seeing him.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

RACHEL: Well, I'm sorry I went out with him when I knew you liked him.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

JOEY: Chandler? What're you still doin' here, I though you guys took off.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

JOEY: Are you naked in there?

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

JOEY: Huh, you uh, you always wear panties?

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

JOEY: Wow, talk about your bad luck, I mean, the first time you try panties and someone walks off with your clothes.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

CHANDLER: No. I'm not letting you or anybody else see, ever.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

CHANDLER: No, no, you don't have to see.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

CHANDLER: Alright, one of you give me your underpants.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

JOEY: Can't help you, I'm not wearing any.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

CHANDLER: How can you not be wearing any underwear?

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

CHANDLER: Alright look Ross I'll give you 50 dollars for your underpants.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

CHANDLER: Hey Phoebs, can I have the milk after you?

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

JOEY: One of the virus victims called in sick, so Cathy recommended me and boom, I'm dying on the gurney. Oh Ross, Marcel just finished his last scene if you want to go down there and say goodbye.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

ROSS: Ahh, oh that's OK, I mean, he's probably got, you know, parties to go to and stuff. But, ya know, he's moved on. Hey, that, that's the way it goes right.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

VAN DAMME: [to Rachel] I'm sorry it didn't work out between you and me, [to Monica] or you and me. Drew was very disappointed.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

VAN DAMME: Are you sure, I can crush a walnut with my butt.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

ROSS: Bye Marcel. See ya on the big screen. You keep people drinkin' that beer, OK. I miss you buddy.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

PHOEBE: You know, I think I want to write a song about all this.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

CHANDLER: How long you been waitin' to say that?

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

VAN DAMME: Can't you see what's going on here, this man is dying.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

VAN DAMME: Can't you see what's going on here, this man is dying.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

VAN DAMME: Can't you see what's going on here, this man is dying.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

VAN DAMME: Can't you see what's going on here, this man is dead.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

JOEY: No, no, no.� When you get home tomorrow night, you and I are going to be at the Wizzards-Knicks game . . .� courtside!

"Friends", season 9, episode 9

Ross: You are, you're welling up.

"Friends", season 1, episode 2

Chandler: Have you talked to him lately?

"Friends", season 8, episode 12

Chandler: Run! Run you crazy, rich freak!

"Friends", season 3, episode 24

Monica: I’m getting married!!!! I’m gonna be a bride!!!! (Someone else yells at her.) No, I will not shut up because I’m engaged! (He yells again.) Ohh, big talk! Huh, why don’t you come over here and say that to me?! Huh, buddy?! Yeah, my fiancee will kick your ass! (Chandler starts to look worried.) Come on, apartment 20! Apartment 20!

"Friends", season 7, episode 1

Joey: That you’re actually 50?

"Friends", season 3, episode 25

Ross: (on tape) I mean I…I know I wanted to. I just, I just wasn’t sure if you wanted to.

"Friends", season 8, episode 4

Phoebe: That's okay Rachel. I'm not judging you; that's just who you are. Me. I'm more free y'know? I run like I did when I was a kid, cause that's the only way it's fun. Y'know, I mean didn’t you ever run so fast you thought your legs were gonna fall off? Y'know, like when you were like running towards the swings or running away from Satan? (Rachel looks confused) The neighbor's dog.

"Friends", season 6, episode 7

Phoebe: Your hair looks too good, I think it would upset her. Ross, why don't you come on in.

"Friends", season 2, episode 1

Monica: Oh, hey! Oh good, you brought food!

"Friends", season 3, episode 25

Monica: Oh, will you do the top of the cabinets? That’ll really work up your appetite for lunch.

"Friends", season 8, episode 7

Rachel: Ohh, thank you.

"Friends", season 3, episode 25

Joey: Oh, yeah, that. All right, means that much to ya, I’ll let you have her.

"Friends", season 3, episode 9

Rachel: So did you break up with Joanna?

"Friends", season 4, episode 3

Joey: What, what are you doing? What are you doing?

"Friends", season 3, episode 4

Cecilia: I really can’t slap you. (Monica walks away angrily)

"Friends", season 7, episode 15

Monica: What are you crazy?!

"Friends", season 3, episode 25

Joey: I-I can’t handle this, you guys.

"Friends", season 3, episode 17

Monica: Aww, thank you.

"Friends", season 3, episode 25

Phoebe: Yeah, right! See, he gave up something, but then he got those magic beans. And then he woke up, and there was this, this big plant outside his window, full of possibilities and stuff.. And he lived in a village, and you live in the Village..

"Friends", season 1, episode 4

Joey: I don’t want to drive all the way back by myself, I get so lonely. (Gets an idea.) Oh—ooh! How about you come with me?

"Friends", season 6, episode 1

Monica: (Comes up for below the covers and looks concerned.) Do you think he knew I was here? (Chandler quickly looks at Monica not knowing what to say.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

JOEY: Well I uh, got what I came for. [puts on moose hat] I'll uh, I'll see you guys.

"Friends", season 2, episode 17

Chandler: Yes, and I get my ya-yas from Ikea. You have to put them together yourself, but they cost a little less.

"Friends", season 1, episode 18

Frank: I know! Why don’t you get drunk! That worked for a lot of girls in my high school.

"Friends", season 4, episode 12

Phoebe: There you go! Oh, you are so lucky! You might actually get to meet Sting tomorrow! That’s why you have kids!

"Friends", season 8, episode 10

Monica: (Angrily.) You can let some of them go by!(Judy and Andrea go to the front of the chapel. Joey approaches Monica.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

Charlie: Didn't you feel so stupid that you didn't see the signs? My fiancé was always going away on these long weekends with his tennis partner.

"Friends", season 9, episode 23

Monica: Yeah. (to Chandler) I bet you can’t guess what color my tonsils are? I’ll bet the apartment!

"Friends", season 4, episode 12

Joey: (shocked) That’s mean! You really had me going there!

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Rachel: (she's wearing an oven mitt to protect her hand) I give up you guys, I don't know what I'm going to do with this thing!

"Friends", season 5, episode 21

Monica:: do you know how many times I've seen him jump up like that, believe me I know what he was doing.

"Friends", season 9, episode 4

Chandler: Well now you have two. Hey, I am good at math.

"Friends", season 3, episode 9

Phoebe: Yeah. (Pause) Why aren’t you with Rachel?

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Phoebe: Yeah, but there’s a two-year wait. And then what if you get engaged in two years and then you got to wait another two years for this place. That’s four years. Chandler’s not gonna wait that long. He’s gonna find somebody else, y’know? Someone, someone who did put their name on the list. (Rachel agrees.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 22

Rachel: Ohh, well you got ‘em.

"Friends", season 4, episode 19

Rachel: (startled) Oh!! My God, what are you doing here?

"Friends", season 3, episode 15

Phoebe: Uh, wow! Isn't it ironic that he liked you and now you like him?

"Friends", season 9, episode 22

MRS GREEN: I guess I just figured of all people you would understand this.

"Friends", season 2, episode 11

MRS GREEN: Monica! You look gorgeous! Last time I saw you, it was eat or be eaten.

"Friends", season 2, episode 11

Joey: So are you gonna tell him?

"Friends", season 1, episode 11

Joey: Not a problem. Oh, and just so you know, that guy’s not going to be bothering you about that baby thing anymore.

"Friends", season 8, episode 17

Phoebe: (running out) Wait! Wait! Hi! Listen, Ross can I just talk to you for just a second?

"Friends", season 6, episode 2

Pete: Listen, can you promise me that you won’t tell her though?

"Friends", season 3, episode 21

Joey: Ooh-ooh-ooh, yeah! (He drapes it around his shoulders.) Enh? All right, what do you think?

"Friends", season 5, episode 6

Monica: They've elected me to talk to you about the baby talk - it's not so good.

"Friends", season 9, episode 12

Chandler: (on phone) Hey Mr. Kostelic! How's life on the fifteenth floor? (Listens) Yeah, I miss you too. (Listens) Yeah, it's a lot less satisfying to steal pens from your own home, you know? (Listens) Well, that's very generous (Listens) er, but look, this isn't about the money. I need something that's more than a job. I need something I can really care about.... (Listens) And that's on top of the yearly bonus structure you mentioned earlier? (Listens) Look, Al, Al... I'm not playing hardball here, OK? This is not a negotiation, this is a rejection! (Listens) No! No! No, stop saying numbers! I'm telling you, you've got the wrong guy! You've got the wrong guy! (Listens) I'll see you on Monday! (slams the phone down)

"Friends", season 1, episode 15

Ms. McKenna: Boston is down, Atlanta is down, Houston is down, I could go on and on but instead of boring you I’ll go straight to my forty two point plan.

"Friends", season 9, episode 2

Joey: Let me explain to you how the human body works. I have to warm my stomach first. Eatin’ chips is like stretching.

"Friends", season 8, episode 9

Ross: Um, you know, just out of curiosity...

"Friends", season 3, episode 2

Dr. Rosen: (Nervously) okay, but you have to admit that every time we go out... Women we meet at the hospital... It turns into...

"Friends", season 1, episode 17

Rachel: Aaah... Ross, actually there's something that I really need to talk to you about.

"Friends", season 10, episode 1

Monica: (gasps) Ohh, wow! That’s great! (Rachel and Monica hug.) Oh wow! We really have to start planning! I have, I have a lot of really specific ideas! We should probably get together like four times per week. You can come over to my place; we’ll get together before work! What do you say, 6:30, my place? I’m so excited! (Runs out leaving Rachel completely stunned and Phoebe laughing.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 6

Mona: Y’know, every year I say I’m gonna send out holiday cards and I never do it. Do you wanna, do you wanna send this one out together?

"Friends", season 8, episode 11

Monica: What are you talking about? We�re all together right now.

"Friends", season 9, episode 5

Joey: I did that too! They wouldn’t give me her real name or her number. They said, "If I bothered them again they’d call the police." I said, "If you talk to the police, you tell them I’m missing a ring!"

"Friends", season 4, episode 22

Chandler: Maybe the problem was you were pronouncing it kara-tay.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Robin Williams: Yeah, could you scooch?

"Friends", season 3, episode 24

The Saleswoman: You're telling me this couch was delivered to you like this?!

"Friends", season 5, episode 16

JOEY: Hey Phoebs, if you want, I'll do it.

"Friends", season 2, episode 21

Guy: (muffled) May I help you?

"Friends", season 3, episode 11

ROSS: Well, I was going to, but after I talked to you, I talked to Joey.

"Friends", season 2, episode 4

Ross: Yeah, you didn’t expect her to live there with a baby did you?

"Friends", season 8, episode 7

Rachel: Are you sure?

"Friends", season 4, episode 1

Phoebe: Come on! Look where you are!!

"Friends", season 4, episode 14

Rachel: No, not that, I mean, what about you and Mindy?

"Friends", season 1, episode 20

Chandler:  Yeah, I mean when you were late last night, Kathy and I got to talking, and one thing to another and…

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

MONICA: I've been great, just great. How have you been? [tilting her head]

"Friends", season 2, episode 15

Chandler: Well, maybe I won't kiss you, and then you'll have to stay.

"Friends", season 3, episode 1

Monica: (to Phoebe) Here you go. You can wear this. (hands her a sweater)

"Friends", season 3, episode 22

Chandler: Oh, y'know, what did you mean when you said pivot?

"Friends", season 5, episode 16

Dr. Green: Excuse me, you think I’m cheap?

"Friends", season 3, episode 7

Rachel: Oh really? So you’re saying they just slid out of your bottom drawer, crawled across the floor, then jumped on to my desk?! (I think Dogbert should have a line here.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 12

Phoebe: (shocked) You know her?!

"Friends", season 4, episode 1

Ross: Okay, 'you' can't, or (Points to Chandler) you can't? (Chandler grabs his finger) Okay, that's my finger. (Chandler twists it and Ross goes down on one knee) That's, that's my knee. (To Central Perk) Still doing the play. Aaah!

"Friends", season 1, episode 11

Emily: Monica, why have you brought me here of all places?!

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

Monica: (to Chandler) Oh my God. That was so amazing! When did you (pause) Hold on! I almost forgot (she turns to Mike) loser! (back to Chandler) When did you stop sucking?

"Friends", season 9, episode 23

Ross:  Ok, no, no, you hang up. You, you, y—(Rachel grabs the phone and hangs it up for him.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 21

Phoebe: Okay umm, I’d also like to try on the tiara. (The male jeweler hands it to her.) Oh yeah. Okay. (Puts it on.) (To the jeweler) What do you think, too much?

"Friends", season 6, episode 23

Rachel: You pierced her ears? How could you do this without telling me?

"Friends", season 10, episode 5

Joey: Thanks man. Did you hear that, you guys? You're gonna get to stay here! And, and it's good, you know, 'cause, 'cause now you have a reason to come visit.

"Friends", season 10, episode 17

Chandler: But I made you a tape of what I think are all romantic songs.

"Friends", season 6, episode 17

Amy: Oh! He's ok. Do you remember my old boyfriend Mark?

"Friends", season 10, episode 5

Cashier: I notice you picked out a lot of our dinosaur items.

"Friends", season 8, episode 21

Emily: You really enjoyed yourself didn’t you?

"Friends", season 4, episode 15

Phoebe: Then he comes over! (Mimicking him) "I’m so worried about you." Uck! Be a man!

"Friends", season 8, episode 5

Joey: You know, on the one hand you're happy for them, but on the other hand it's hard to let go.

"Friends", season 10, episode 12

Monica: You bet.

"Friends", season 4, episode 1

Rachel: You fell asleep?!

"Friends", season 4, episode 1

Ross: That’s ‘cause-‘cause you’re mom’s dog kept-kept looking at me.

"Friends", season 4, episode 15

Joey: Yeah, maybe he just cheated on you.

"Friends", season 3, episode 23

Chandler: (to Joey) Well he’s probably mad after you called him this morning to borrow his goggles.

"Friends", season 3, episode 17

Richard: So, you wanna get a hamburger or something?

"Friends", season 3, episode 13

Monica: You’re wrong! The centerpieces are fine! Do you ever get scared at all?

"Friends", season 7, episode 18

Andrea: (turns to a friend) You were right. (They walk off and leave Chandler.)

"Friends", season 1, episode 8

MRS. GELLER: She never tells us anything. Ross, did you know Monica's seeing someone?

"Friends", season 2, episode 16

Rachel: Now you're probably going to hire one of the people who did not ah, (She puts her hands on his desk blotter and he moves it. Rachel then doesn't know where to put her hands.) who did, who did not umm, yell at you and storm out, and I think that's a big mistake and here's why. I made a huge fool of myself and I came back, that shows courage. When I thought you wanted sex in exchange for this job, I said no. That shows integrity. And, I was not afraid to stand up for myself and that shows courage. (Suddenly realizes that she said courage twice.) Okay umm, now I know I already said courage, but y'know you gotta have courage. And umm, and finally when I thought you were making sexual advances in the workplace, I said no and I was not litigious. {By the way, litigious means to want to litigate and litigate is to make a lawsuit against.  So she didn't want to sue him.   Don't worry, I had to look it up too.} So there you go, you got, you got (counts them off with her fingers) courage, you got integrity, you got (Pause) courage again, and not litigious. Look Mr…

"Friends", season 5, episode 17

Rachel: Ok well, well I'm really, I'm sorry about that Joey, but do you think that maybe on some level, you don't want to take off my bra?

"Friends", season 10, episode 3

Gunther: (bringing Rachel a mug) Rachel, I made you a cocoa.

"Friends", season 3, episode 21

Rachel: Okay, good. Now that since you know, when you come over would you mind actually using it?

"Friends", season 4, episode 15