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'YOU' in a movie sentence | examples for 'YOU' from movies

RACHEL: Oh, Ross, you had to, I mean, he was humping everything in sight. I mean, I have a Malibu Barbi that will no longer be wearing white to her wedding.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

ROSS: Remember when sometimes he'd borrow your hat, and, and when you got it back there'd be little monkey raisins in it.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

MONICA: [reading] 'Dear Dr. Remore, know that I love you and would do anything to have you.' Gosh. 'Your not-so-secretive admirer, Erica Ford.' Ooh wait, 'PS enclosed please find 14 of my eyelashes.'

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

PHOEBE: Ooh, where are you off to, Travelin' Jake?

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

CHANDLER: You know I think he will be surprised, 'till he realizes he's a monkey, and uh, you know, isn't capable of that emotion.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

PHOEBE: Oh, oh, OK, so everyone, pretend like I'm telling you a story, OK. And, and it's really funny. So everyone just laugh, now.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

ROB: Anyway, I schedule performers for the childrens libraries around the city and I was just thinking, have you ever thought about playing your songs for kids?

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

LIPSON: Hi, Dean Lipson, zoo administrator. I was told you had a question.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

CHANDLER: Well, you remember Cathy Bates in Misery?

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

CHANDLER: Hey, just because this woman thinks she can actually see Joey through the magical box in her living room doesn't mean she's not a person. I mean, does she not deserve happiness, does she not deserve love? What're you lookin' at me for? He's the one who wants to boff the maniac.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

ROB: You OK?

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

PHOEBE: No, uh-uh, I'm just, I'm nervous. So, you know what, maybe if I just, if I picture them all in their underwear.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

PHOEBE: I'm just, I'm, I'm, I'm used to playing for grown-ups. Ya know, they just, grown-ups drink their coffee and do their grown-up thing, ya know, and kids listen. This is a huge responsibility. What? Are you gonna kiss me?

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

PHOEBE: OK, um, I'm gonna play, um, some songs about grandparents, OK. [singing] Now, grandma's a person who everyone likes, she bought you a train and a bright, shiny bike. But lately she hasn't been coming to dinner, And last time you saw her she looked so much thinner. Now, your mom and your dad said she moved to Peru, but the truth is she died and some day you will too. La-la-la la la-la-la la la-la-la la...

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

ERICA: Well, here we sit, devil may care, just a little while ago you were reattaching someone's spinal cord.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

ERICA: Oh Drake, you are so talented, let me see those hands. Oh these hands, these beautiful hands, oh I could just eat them. . . but I won't.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

ERICA: I don't understand, why didn't you help that man?

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

JOEY: Uhh, cause, uhh, I'm a neurosurgeon and that was clearly a case of, uh, uh, foodal chokage. Alright, look, I got to tell you something.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

ERICA: No, no no no, you don't have to tell me anything. You don't have to explain yourself to me. Ooh, who am I to question the great Dr. Drake Remore?

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

ERICA: I should just be happy to be near you.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

PHOEBE: [singing] There'll be times when you get older when you'll want to sleep with people just to make them like you. . . But don't. Cause that's another thing that you don't wanna do, everybody That's another thing that you don't wanna do.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

PHOEBE: Thank you for coming everybody. There're cookies in the back.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

ROB: That was great, the kids loved you.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

ROB: And you know why? Because you told the truth, and nobody ever tells kids the truth.You were incredible.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

ROB: How did you know there was a but?

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

ROB: Because that would be fantastic. What? You wanna kiss me?

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

JANITOR: The zoo! Do you believe everything the zoo tells ya?

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

JANITOR: Of course they're gonna say he's dead. They don't want the bad publicity. It's all a great big cover-up. Do you have any idea how high up this thing goes?

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

JANITOR: Lipson knows. Do you have any idea who else knows?

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

JANITOR: So, what is this information worth to you, my friend?

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

ROSS: Are you trying to get me to bribe you?

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

ROSS: But you already told me everything.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

RACHEL: Well, so what're you gonna do?

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

RACHEL: Well how can that be, you were just kissing Sabrina?

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

ERICA: How did you get here so fast, I just saw you in Salem?

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

ERICA: Sabrina. I know about you two. I saw you today kissing in the doctor's lounge.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

JOEY: It's not what you think, that was...

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

ERICA: You told me I was the only one. [throws a glass of water in his face]

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

JOEY: Alright look, that's it. I don't think we should see each other anymore, alright. Look, I know I should have told you this a long time ago but I am not Drake Remore, OK. I'm not even a doctor, I'm an actor. I just pretend to be a doctor.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

ERICA: How, how can you be here and there.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

ERICA: Drake, what're you getting at?

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

CHANDLER: And you left the toilet seat up, you bastard. [throws water in his face]

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

JOEY: Yes, I'm afraid it is. You deserve much better than me Erica. You deserve to be with the real Drake, he's the one you fell in love with. Go to Salem, find him, he's the guy for you.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

ERICA: I'll never forget you Hans. [Joey shuts the door in her face]

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

PHOEBE: I can't believe it. Did you tell your board about how kids want to hear the truth?

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

ROB: Maybe if you just played some regular kiddie songs.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

PHOEBE: No. What do you, what do you want me to be, like some stupid, big, like, purple dinosaur?

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

ROB: I'm not saying you have to be Barney.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

CHANDLER: What, you never look down in the shower? Oh please. I'm not allowed to make one joke in the monkey-is-penis genre?

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

ROSS: Uh, I'm sorry, you don't understand, I'm, I'm, I'm a friend of his. We uh, we used to live together.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

CHANDLER: [to guys wering yellow isolation suits] So, are you guys in the movie, or are you just really paranoid.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

PHOEBE: OK. Um, how come I'm walking with you?

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

CHANDLER: Do you know me or are you just really good at this game?

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

SUSIE: I'm Susie Moss. Fourth grade, glasses, I used to carry around a box of animal crackers like a purse. CHANDLER: Susie Moss, right, yeah, wow, you look. . . great job growing up.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

SUSIE: Remember the class play? You, you pulled up my skirt and the entire auditorium saw my underpants.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

MONICA: The muscles from Brussels, wham bam Van Damme, did you see Time Cop?

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

RACHEL: Wow, so why don't you go talk to him?

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

RACHEL: What, so you go over there, you tell him you think he's cute, what's the worst that could happen?

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

MONICA: Oh Rachel don't, don't you dare, don't, don't. Tell him I cook.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

VAN DAMME: You don't think I'm cute?

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

RACHEL: I, I don't know, um, do you think you're cute? OK, we're kinda gettin' off the track here. Um, I was supposed to come here and tell you my friend thinks you're cute. So what should I tell her?

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

VAN DAMME: You can tell her I think her friend is cute.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

SUSIE: Um, so listen, how many times am I gonna have to touch you on the arm before you ask me on a date.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

CHANDLER: Well, uh, let's try one more. . . there you go, say Ernie's, 8 o'clock.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

RACHEL: Agh, what a jerk. I kept talking about you and he kept asking me out. I mean, naturally, you know, I said no.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

MONICA: Rachel if you, if you want to go out with him, you can. Sound like a big jerk to me but if that's what you want to do...

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

RACHEL: Jean-Claude she said yes, I'll see you tonight. Thank you.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

MONICA: Oh, I'll have an espresso. Oh acutally, I'll get it. If I ask you to, you'll probably end up drinking it yourself.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

PHOEBE: I know. Oh, like you would drink her coffee after what you did to her with Van Damme.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

JOEY: Yeah, unless you hook up with a bunch of pigeons.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

CHANDLER: Well then, how do you know when vegetables are done?

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

PHOEBE: Well you know, you juist, you eat them and you can tell.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

CHANDLER: I've met the perfect woman. OK, we're sitting on her couch, we're fooling around, and then suddenly she turns to me and says, 'Do you ever want to do it in an elevator?'

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

MONICA: What did you say?

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

CHANDLER: Ahh, I believe my exact words were, 'Flaign,en - sten'. I mean I didn't know what to say, how do you know if you wanna do it on an elevator?

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

PHOEBE: Oh, you just know.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

CHANDLER: Oh no no no no, no no no no no no, you see, what I had planned shouldn't take more that 2, 3 minutes tops.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

SUSIE: But um, here's an idea, have you ever worn women's underwear?

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

SUSIE: Well I was thinking it would be um, kind of sexy if you wore mine tonight, at dinner.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

CHANDLER: You want me to wear your panties?

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

CHANDLER: Well, if I was wearing your underwear then, uh, what would you be wearing?. . . You're swell.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

ROSS: Hello. Oh hi, are you on your way ove-. Oh. No, no, I, I understand, I mean a monkey's gotta work. No it, it's no big deal, it' not like I uh, had anything special planned. Yeah OK, OK. OK, OK, bye.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

PHOEBE: OK, Rachel, why don't you start talking first.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

RACHEL: Alright, I feel that this is totally unjustified. [Monica starts making faces behind her back] She gave me the green light, I did nothing but-. Do you think I can't see you in the TV set?

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

PHOEBE: Alright Monica, if there is something that you would like to share...

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

MONICA: Ya know, you had no right to go out with him.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

MONICA: You sold me out.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

RACHEL: I did not sell you out.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

MONICA: Yes you did. Absolutely.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

RACHEL: Would you let me talk. [flicks Monica on the forehead]

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

MONICA: Did you just flick me?

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

RACHEL: OK, well, you wouldn't let me finish and I was jus- [Monica flicks her back] Ow. That hurt [flicks Monica]

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

RACHEL: Ow, you stop flicking.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

MONICA: You flicked me first.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

PHOEBE: Alright, now I will let go if you both stop.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

RACHEL: Oh, what do you, you want me to stop seeing him, is that what you want?

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

RACHEL: You want me to just call him up and tell him that you're seeing him instead? That's what you want?

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

RACHEL: Oh that's what you want.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

PHOEBE: There we go.You know what, if we were in prison, you guys would be, like, my bitches.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

ROSS: Thanks for letting me tag along tonight you guys.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

SUSIE: How you doin there squirmy?

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

JOEY: So, assistant to the director. That's a really exciting job, I mean, you must have a ton of cool responsibilities.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

JOEY: So what're you guys gonna eat?

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

SUSIE: How come all I can think about is putting that ice in my mouth and licking you all over?

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

SUSIE: I want you right here, right now.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

SUSIE: If you didn't have your shirt tucked into them.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

SUSIE: Alright. Now I would like to see you wearing nothing but them. Take your clothes off.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

CHANDLER: OK, but uh, I hope you realize this means we're gonna miss hearing about the specials.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

CHANDLER: Hey, do you want this done quick, or do you want this done right?

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

SUSIE: Alright, turn around. Time to see you from behind.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

CHANDLER: Well, you want me to uh, clench anything, or-... Susie? Susie.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

CHANDLER: What, what's what you mean?

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

SUSIE: My skirt, you lifted, kids laughing. I was Susie Underpants 'till I was 18.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

CHANDLER: That was in the fourth grade. How could you still be upset about that?

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

SUSIE: Well um, why don't you call me in 20 years and tell me if you're still upset about this. [she leaves with his clothes]

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

CHANDLER: Alright, I hope you realize you're not getting these underpants back.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

MONICA: I can't believe this, just like 2 weeks ago I was watching Sudden Death, now I'm on a date with Jean-Claude Van Damme. Can you beat up that guy? [he nods] Can you beat up that guy?

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

MONICA: This is so wild. Ya know, I gotta admit, I was kinda surprised that you agreed to go on a blind date.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

MONICA: Well, what made you make the exception for me?

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

VAN DAMME: 'Cause Rachel told me uh, you were dying to have a threesome with me and uh, Drew Barrymore. By the way, Drew has some groundrules and...

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

MONICA: Rachel, you say you're sorry or your sweater gets it.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

RACHEL: OK, you wanna play? OK, let's play, let's play. [She grabs a jar of tomato sauce and Monica's purse]

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

MONICA: What're you gonna do?

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

RACHEL: You give me back my sweater or it's handbag marinara.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

MONICA: You don't have the guts.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

MONICA: I'll help you fix your sweater.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

RACHEL: I'll help you throw out your purse.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

MONICA: I'm sorry that I made you stop seeing him.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

RACHEL: Well, I'm sorry I went out with him when I knew you liked him.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

JOEY: Chandler? What're you still doin' here, I though you guys took off.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

JOEY: Are you naked in there?

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

JOEY: Huh, you uh, you always wear panties?

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

JOEY: Wow, talk about your bad luck, I mean, the first time you try panties and someone walks off with your clothes.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

CHANDLER: No. I'm not letting you or anybody else see, ever.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

CHANDLER: No, no, you don't have to see.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

CHANDLER: Alright, one of you give me your underpants.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

JOEY: Can't help you, I'm not wearing any.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

CHANDLER: How can you not be wearing any underwear?

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

CHANDLER: Alright look Ross I'll give you 50 dollars for your underpants.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

CHANDLER: Hey Phoebs, can I have the milk after you?

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

JOEY: One of the virus victims called in sick, so Cathy recommended me and boom, I'm dying on the gurney. Oh Ross, Marcel just finished his last scene if you want to go down there and say goodbye.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

ROSS: Ahh, oh that's OK, I mean, he's probably got, you know, parties to go to and stuff. But, ya know, he's moved on. Hey, that, that's the way it goes right.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

VAN DAMME: [to Rachel] I'm sorry it didn't work out between you and me, [to Monica] or you and me. Drew was very disappointed.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

VAN DAMME: Are you sure, I can crush a walnut with my butt.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

ROSS: Bye Marcel. See ya on the big screen. You keep people drinkin' that beer, OK. I miss you buddy.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

PHOEBE: You know, I think I want to write a song about all this.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

CHANDLER: How long you been waitin' to say that?

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

VAN DAMME: Can't you see what's going on here, this man is dying.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

VAN DAMME: Can't you see what's going on here, this man is dying.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

VAN DAMME: Can't you see what's going on here, this man is dying.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

VAN DAMME: Can't you see what's going on here, this man is dead.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

Chandler: What the hell are you doing?

"Friends", season 10, episode 7

Ross: The guy you gave your number to.

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Rachel: …and I know Chandler is kidding but it happens every time he touches my stomach. I mean I’m really worried the baby’s not going to like him. (Joey is staring at the table.) Are you okay?

"Friends", season 8, episode 16

Joey: Do you think we’ll get our three bucks back?

"Friends", season 3, episode 21

Chandler: (To Ross) Okay, you get her in here. (To Joey) You bolt the door. I’ll be in the closet.

"Friends", season 7, episode 1

Joey's Hand Twin: (To Joey) If you leave now, I will chop off my hand and give it too you!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Katie: Aww, like I could hurt you. Are you making fun of my size? Don't make fun of me because of my size! (She punches him again and almost knocks him off the arm of the couch.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 15

Phoebe: You guys kissed!!!!! What does this mean?!! Are you, are you getting back together?! Can I sing at your wedding?

"Friends", season 7, episode 1

Rachel: (laughing) Yeah, and-and you better make sure he tips you this time.

"Friends", season 7, episode 3

Monica: (angrily) That is exactly why I do not lend you stuff!! (Rachel looks over at Phoebe in resignation.) Okay?! I mean, first it's my jewelry! And if it's not my jewelry, it's-it's my blue sweater! And if it's not my sweater, it's my sunglasses!

"Friends", season 5, episode 19

ROSS: Monica, Monica, you could come in straddling him, they still wouldn't believe it. [opens door] We're here.

"Friends", season 2, episode 16

The Interviewer: Great! Well, it was nice meeting all of you.

"Friends", season 8, episode 19

RACHEL: Oh, thanks. So, uh, what are you gonna do this summer?

"Friends", season 2, episode 14

Chandler: Young! You’re a man-child okay?! Now go get changed because everybody’s ready and please, oh please, keep my underwear!

"Friends", season 7, episode 1

Joey: You guys, can we please not watch this all right.

"Friends", season 3, episode 4

Phoebe: But... but... but we're giving you this!

"Friends", season 10, episode 7

Phoebe: Oh, is that you?

"Friends", season 10, episode 7

Charity guy: Absolutely! And when you do, make sure you ask for Brian.

"Friends", season 10, episode 7

Ross: I mean, there’s no point in spending time with someone if-if it’s just fun. It’s gotta be, it’s gotta be going somewhere right? So where-where is it going? (Pause) Ah! That’s-that’s the real question. And-and the answer is…is it’s going somewhere…fun. Now I-I know what you’re thinking, fun was fine for you like ten years ago y’know, but you’re-you’re not getting any younger. No I mean—No not you, not you, you—you are getting younger. I mean—you-you look like you’re getting younger by the second—What’s your secret?

"Friends", season 8, episode 11

Joey: So you’re playing a little Playstation, huh? That’s whack! Playstation is whack! ‘Sup with the whack Playstation, ‘sup?! Huh? Come on, am I 19 or what?!

"Friends", season 7, episode 1

Joey: (To Ross) You okay man?

"Friends", season 5, episode 20

Rachel: Excuse me, sir. Hi, you come in here all time. I was just wondering, do you think there's a possibility that you could give me an advance on my tips?

"Friends", season 1, episode 9

Chandler: And you're thinking of taking it? (Pause) So before you said being me with me was more important than any job, but I guess now it's old job, (Raises his hand) me, (Raises his hand) new job.

"Friends", season 9, episode 3

Ross: Are you kidding?

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

Monica: Thank you, Pheebs!

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

Dr. Long: Actually, I think you’re ready to go to the delivery room.

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Monica: What? You are way off, lady!

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

JOEY: Yeah really, Ross, have you ever been beaten up before?

"Friends", season 2, episode 21

Ross: You can't go, I mean you're the glue that holds this group together!

"Friends", season 9, episode 3

Monica: You gotta help me out here Pheebs.

"Friends", season 7, episode 18

Joey: Here you are (Hands Rachel a cup of coffee)

"Friends", season 9, episode 3

Joshua: So, these will match the jacket you picked out for me last week?

"Friends", season 4, episode 14

Kathy: Well, uh, when Joey gave it to me, he said, "This is 'cause I know ya like Rabbits, and I know ya like cheese." Thanks. I love it. And I know how hard it must have been for you to find.

"Friends", season 4, episode 6

Rachel: So, come on, what was the big news Pete wanted to tell you Mon?! Or should I say Mrs. Monica Becker?

"Friends", season 3, episode 24

Monica: You don't know that.

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

Rachel: Okay, that's gonna take them a minute. Do you have anything else you wanna get off your chest?

"Friends", season 7, episode 8

Chandler: No you don’t! No, no, no, I say you have to give your divorce another chance.

"Friends", season 3, episode 8

Chandler: So if you want people to see them, then by definition you're not having them taken out... say, at the break of dawn?

"Friends", season 10, episode 1

Phoebe: Are you asking me out? ‘Cause it would be kinda weird since you just broke up with my sister.

"Friends", season 8, episode 7

Monica: Umm, so how long have you been working with your dad? (He looks at her) Come on, one of us had to mention him.

"Friends", season 4, episode 8

Rachel: You heard them say that?

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

JOEY: Let me get this straight. He got you to beg to sleep with him, he got you to say he never has to call you again, and he got you thinking this was a great idea.

"Friends", season 2, episode 7

Chandler: Wow that was my scariest voice! You’re very brave.

"Friends", season 6, episode 2

Rachel: Which one do you think she is?

"Friends", season 1, episode 21

Monica: Phoebe, you got Joey drums to annoy Rachel, so she wouldn't wanna live there anymore?

"Friends", season 7, episode 10

Rachel: What are you doing here!

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

Ross: No, I mean it. You are so loyal man, and selfless, and generous...

"Friends", season 10, episode 1

Joey: Yeah, where were you!

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

Phoebe: Can you totally see through her shirt ?

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Ross: Y'know what, y'know what, I’m-I’m not the one that wanted that, that break, okay. You’re the one that bailed on us. You’re the one that, that ran when things got just a little rough!

"Friends", season 3, episode 16

RTST: It's like I'm lookin' in a mirror. Anyway, they're called "fishtachios". They taste exactly like pistachios, but they're made primarily of reconstituted fish bits. Here, try one. You're not allergic to anything, are you?

"Friends", season 2, episode 8

Susan: Stuck at school. Some parent-teacher thing. You can go. I’ll get the information.

"Friends", season 1, episode 16

Ross: So, this must be kinda neat for ya, huh? I mean, your Dad tells me that you get a couple of days off school, and you, you ah, don’t have to sell those cookies anymore.

"Friends", season 3, episode 10

Mike: You should be careful when checking your overhead bins, 'cause items may shift during...

"Friends", season 10, episode 1

Joey: (whispering) Who do you think its from?

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

Mr Campbell: Well, if you don't want to leave, why are we having this lunch?

"Friends", season 10, episode 14

Phoebe: You guys were right. He’s just too excited about…everything. I mean I’m all for living life, but this is the Geller’s 35th anniversary. Okay? Let’s call a spade a spade this party stinks.

"Friends", season 8, episode 18

Chandler: Yeah! If the car that backfired had run over you! Y'know what, I think I'll go home before Ross starts rambling about his newfound respect for life. (He gets up and starts for the door.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 20

Chandler: Hey, y'know, I have had it with you guys and your cancer and your emphysema and your heart disease. The bottom line is, smoking is cool, and you know it.

"Friends", season 1, episode 3

Rachel: Oh, wait before you guys go, can I just ask you a question?

"Friends", season 7, episode 8

Chandler: What are you talking about? The couch is perfectly in line with the carpet. And then I can just walk over here and casually just put my feet right up on the...(Tries to rest his feet on the coffee table but they won't reach) OK, OK, here's what we do, we just uh, move the couch closer to the coffee table.

"Friends", season 6, episode 7

Rachel: Yeah! If you don't I will! Of course your body's gonna change. Your breasts are gonna get bigger, your ass is gonna get bigger, you're gonna lose bladder control. (she starts sobbing) God! It's just such a magical time!

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

Phoebe: How-how about you each get five vetoes?

"Friends", season 8, episode 13

Chandler: So you might say, the ring is irreplaceable? (Gives Joey a little squeeze.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 22

Phoebe: Ick, you were eavesdropping.

"Friends", season 3, episode 11

Issac: Aw, no problem dude. Y'know we got to look out for each other. We’re the same, you and me.

"Friends", season 3, episode 16

Rachel: Well you uh, you were always really good at the uh, at the uh the stuff.

"Friends", season 7, episode 1

Phoebe: And I have your name and the fact that you’re a drifter, so the ball’s pretty much in your court.

"Friends", season 6, episode 1

Monica: Ohhh! What are you doing to me?! Oh look, I-I… I’m sorry but umm, this-this-this-this is not going to happen.

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Monica: Here you go!

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

Monica: Joey! I’m so proud of you!

"Friends", season 8, episode 21

Phoebe: I'll pull you through.

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

Ross: Okay look, do-do, you have anything Christmassy? I promised my son, and I really don't want to disappoint him, um, come on, I…uh, you gotta have something.

"Friends", season 7, episode 10

Chandler: Can you ever feel your ears?

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

Rachel: Joey, I’m really sorry that I lied to you. I was just trying to make things…

"Friends", season 8, episode 17

Joey: Y’know I don’t think you should be talking at all in there! I think you’ve got to much thinking to do to be talking and making jokes!

"Friends", season 4, episode 8

Chandler: Are you serious? (they hug)

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

Rachel: I'm so happy for you!

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

Monica: You're right. I'm sorry. I should've told you.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Joey: Oh, I know how you feel...

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

Monica: All right, were you guys smoking something in the back of our van?

"Friends", season 4, episode 9

CHANDLER: Hey I didn't kill your fish. Look Eddie...[puts his hand on Eddie's shoulder] Would you look at what I'm doin' here. That can't be smart. So we're just gonna take this guy right off ya and put him here in Mr. Pocket. Tangellon? [picks up the fruit an tosses it to Eddie, it hits Eddie in the chest and falls]

"Friends", season 2, episode 18

Ross: Come on, she's gonna love you guys!

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Ross: No, no, I’m serious. Thank you.

"Friends", season 4, episode 15

Rachel: (to Joanne) So what's going on with you?

"Friends", season 1, episode 4

Monica: Hi. About last night... I know you are under a lot of stress and even though the things you said hurt me a little bit... My point is, uh, well, I'm willing to take my job back.

"Friends", season 10, episode 12

Monica: See, didn't I tell you?! You're getting over Ross already!

"Friends", season 5, episode 2

Sonia: Are you looking to meet somebody?

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Rachel: You went shopping?! What, and then you just came in here and paraded it right under Jill’s nose when you know she’s trying to quit. Wow, you guys are terrible!

"Friends", season 6, episode 13

Joey: (interrupting her) Can you tell me how this happened?

"Friends", season 7, episode 13

Phoebe: Or you could stick a fork in an apple!

"Friends", season 10, episode 4

Chandler: What are doing? You know I can only dish it out!

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Ross: Coffee sounds great. (They get up) Wait, so, so you live in Montreal?

"Friends", season 4, episode 10

Monica: (in the hallway) So, where do you want to go?

"Friends", season 3, episode 18

Phoebe: Thank God you’re here. Listen to this!

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Monica: (Gets up) Okay, okay. You two (to Phoebe and Rachel) go get the dessert. And I'll let you in.

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

ROSS: Look, can, can you do something for me?

"Friends", season 2, episode 8

Joey: No, no, that's not what I meant. Let's get you a cocktail.

"Friends", season 9, episode 3

Joey: (impressed) Wow, that was great! You really wrote that?

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Jill: Ugh! I cannot believe you did this too me! You had me doubting how smart I was! (Gasps) You had me doubting my fashion sense!

"Friends", season 6, episode 14