words in movies
Monica: (to Phoebe) Look at you. All jealous.
Ross: Yeah Pheebs, come on, you two have completely different styles. Y'know, shes more..(shakes his shoulders, like hes dancing) y'know, and youre more (sees the look from Phoebe and stops)
Singer: Okay, my next songs called: Phoebe Buffay, What Can I Say. I Really Loved When We Were Singing Partners, And I Shouldnt Have Left You That Way.
Phoebe: Hey Leslie, howd you know Id be here?
Leslie: I ran into Vlad at the place where they sell the big fish, and he said you played here a lot, so umm....
Joey: (to Leslie) So ah, Phoebe tells us you write jingles.
Leslie: Well, I y'know, I was just, umm, I was just thinking and hoping, that umm, maybe youd want to get back together?
Leslie: Aw come on Phoebe would you just think about it?
Phoebe: Well okay, let this be a lesson to all of you, all right. Once you, once you betray me, I become like the ice woman, yknow. Very cold, hard, unyielding, y'know nothing, nothing can penetrate this icy exterior. (to Monica) Can I have a tissue, please?
Chandler: Jeez, man did you fall..(sees its a beautiful woman coming out of the mens room) Hi! So ah, did ya, did-did-did ya fall high?
Chandler: (to Gunther) Y'know what Gunther, go ah, go ahead, Im-Im talking to ah, (tries to get her to say her name). (to her) This is the part where you say your name.
Ginger: Dont you have to use the bathroom?
Chandler: Nope, nope, Id just ah, Id rather talk to you. (pause) Yes, I do. Yes, I do have to go to the bathroom. (knocks on the door)
Ginger: Joey I can see you okay? Youre hiding behind the coats.
Ross: Come on sweetie! Youve had to work late every night for the past two weeks, what is it this time?
Ross: (to Rachel) But work comes first! (to Mark) Oh hey, but thats sad about you though, what happened? Burn out? Burn all out, did ya?
Rachel: Well were gonna miss you around here.
Rachel: Yeah, you bet.
Monica: Wow, she must have hurt you pretty bad, huh?
Monica: Oh, you two must have been so cute running around on a barge.
Phoebe: You never run on a barge!
Joey: Nooo. No, no, ah, are you sure it wasnt something that sounded like Ginger, like ah, Gingeer?
Monica: Well, what did you do?
Joey: What, oh, oh, oh, no, no, I cant, I cant tell you that, its like the most awful, horrible thing Ive ever done my whole life.
Monica: You gave her food poisoning!?
Phoebe: Oh my God!! You threw Pepper on the fire!
Joey: I wish. See, I guess another thing I probably shouldve told you about Ginger is that she kinda has a ah, artificial leg.
Monica: Oh my God! Joey, what did you do after you threw her leg on the fire?
Chandler: Yeah, were gonna have to get you out of those shoes.
Chandler: No, really youre gonna freeze.
Chandler: Youre not, what do you, what do you got a bionic foot?
Ross: Hmmm. Oh, no, no, I just thinking about something funny I heard today. Umm, Mark, Mark saying Ill see you Saturday.
Rachel: Yeah, at the lecture, I told you that last week, you said you didnt mind.
Ross: Well, Im sorry, but ah, look if youre not working with him anymore, why do you have to still do stuff with him?
Ross: Okay, but do you really need another friend? I mean...
Rachel: I dont know, you thought See you Saturday was funny. Look honey, Mark is in fashion okay, I like having a friend that I can share this stuff with. You guys would never want to go to a lecture with me.
Ross: Pa-haa!! I would love to go with you.
Ross: Yeah, hey I-I have clothes, I even pick them out. I mean for, for all you know I could be a fashion..... monger.
Rachel: Okay. Honey, I would love for you to go with me. (Ross has a worried look on his face) What?
Monica: Phoebe why dont you just call her? You obviously want to.
Phoebe: You think you know me so well.
Monica: Okay, well I do know you.
Ross: (to Rachel) Im really glad we came. (Rachel smiles and rubs his arm) Youre so pretty. I love you.
Phoebe: (singing) Smelly cat, smelly cat, what are they feeding you? Smelly cat, smelly cat, its not your fault.
Leslie: Y'know you could totally sell this. Itd be perfect for like umm, a kitty litter campaign.
Leslie: What? Why not? You could make a ton of money.
Phoebe: Okay, well if I was in this for the money, Id be a millionaire by now, y'know. You just got to get out of that jingle head sweetie.
Leslie: Aw, youre right, youre right. Im sorry.
Chandler: Joey told you about the leg, huh?
Rachel: Nodded off!! Ross you were snoring. My fathers boat didnt make that much noise when it hit rocks!
Rachel: Y'know if what I do is so lame, then why did you insist on coming with me this morning? Huh? Was it so I just wouldnt go with Mark?
Ross: No. I... I wanted to be with you. I dont know, I feel like lately, I feel like youre slipping away from me, y'know. With this new job, and all these new people, and youve got this whole other life going on. I-I-I know its dumb, but I hate that Im not a part of it.
Rachel: Its not dumb. But, maybe its okay that youre not a part of it. Y'know what I mean? (Ross looks confused) I mean its like, I-I-I like that youre not involved in that part of my life.
Rachel: Honey see, it doesnt mean that I dont love you. Because I do. I love you, I love you so much. But my work its-its for me y'know, Im out there, on my own, and Im doing it and its scary but I love it, because its mine. I, but, I mean is that okay?
Ginger: Your thinking about my leg arent you?
Ginger: Its okay if it bothers you. Really. I mean the only thing I need to know is: How much it bothers you? because I dont like wasting my time. Am I wasting my time?
Ginger: Okay. Its just like anything else, you just have to get used to it.
Ginger: You have three nipples?
Chandler: You ah, you have, you have to leave, now? How come?
Ginger: Ah well, its nubbin. Nothing! Umm. Y'know what, Ill see you later. Okay. (She leaves and in the hall we see her shake her shoulders like when someone runs their fingernails across a blackboard.)
Phoebe: (to Leslie) Oh, I thought you werent coming. What? Where were you?
Phoebe: No, look, I told you that I didnt want you to try and sell it, and you just, you big fat did it anyway. God, y'know what, I think five years ago I probably wouldve done anything to play with you but, I can do it by myself. And if I cant trust you then just forget it.
Phoebe: Okay y'know what you have to choose. All right, if-if the most important thing on the planet to you is this cat poopy thing then, okay you can have Smelly Cat, but we wont be partners. So whats it gonna be?
Joey: Yeah. You okay?
Phoebe: Yeah. I actually am, yeah. Y'know life-lifes gonna had you all kinds of stuff, y'know you learn your little lessons and hopefully you grow. Wanna hear a new song?
Joey: Where have you been?
MONICA: [reading] 'Dear Dr. Remore, know that I love you and would do anything to have you.' Gosh. 'Your not-so-secretive admirer, Erica Ford.' Ooh wait, 'PS enclosed please find 14 of my eyelashes.'
Rachel: Okay, who are you talking to when you do that?
Rachel: What? What's what you were afraid of?
Joey: I gotta tell you. You're the best in the business.
Rachel: What?! Wait a minute! No wait a minute! (She does so.) Okay? Look, that night was the one wild thing I have ever done in my entire life, and Im not gonna let you take that away from me! Okay, so if you dont remember that, maybe you will remember this! (She grabs Melissa and kisses her on the lips.)
PHOEBE: I love you goddesses. I don't ever want to suck your wind again.
Monica: Hey. Call me when you get there. Okay?
Stage Manager: Look, we held the curtain for you buddy. Come on, lets go! Lets go!
Rachel: I was faking it! Can't you tell when I'm being fake?
ROSS: Well, why're you all dressed up?
Rachel: Chandler, aren't you worried about what to get Monica for Christmas?
Mike: This is the first time hes ever used this product, he's never used this product before, you're gonna see how easy this is to do. (To Kevin) Go ahead. ('Kevin' starts using the product, it is a spout that you jab into a paper milk carton so that you don't have to rip it open.) This works with any milk carton.
Ross: You can have the last piece, if you want.
Chandler: You said...
CHANDLER: You burn your mouth?
Rachel: Uh, no. Wait, you know what, this is the outfit that makes my calves look fat. Nevermind.
Ross: Your Mom, your telling me, your telling me, about your Mom, what is the matter with you?
Joey: Listen, uh, you wanna go get a drink or something?
Mrs. Green: You cant leave a baby alone!
Monica: You seriously changed your name to that?
Phoebe: Sorry Frank, I'm kinda in the middle of the last favor you asked me to do.
Monica: Hi, Dad, what are you doing here?
ROSS: That's it? That's all you wrote? You're the worst writer in the whole world.
Joey: Oh good, uh youre here. Uh Pheebs? Listen uh sit down. I-I got something I want to say.
Joey: Rachel's right. This is where you guys belong.
Monica: You're not just saying that are you?
MNCA: Five more and I'll flash you.
Rachel: Youre jokin right?
Ross: Yeah that! You know I hate practical jokes! Theyre mean and theyre stupid and-and I dont want my son learning them!
Ursula: Umm, no. See I already thought she was dead so I kinda made my peace with it. Plus, I'm going to a concert tomorrow. So I'd invite you, but umm, I only have two tickets left.
Monica: Well, my breasts are going to get bigger weather you like it or not! And you know what? It's not just my breasts. My ass is going to get bigger too.
Elizabeth: I was wondering if I could talk to you for a moment?
Phoebe: (laughing and banging her spoon on the table) Knock, knock, knock, knock, hi. Um, could you please tell Sergei that um, I was fascinated by what Boutros Boutros Gali said in the New York Times.
Chandler: And yet you dont recognize that youre crazy.
Joey: Hey, dont get religious on me, ok. (Ross looks a little confused.) A guy in your position needs to be a little better at relaxing. You know. Why do you think we have the comfortable chairs? Huh...come here sit down. (Ross sits down.) Ready? (Joey flips the foot rest up.) Ahh!! (He reclines the chair fully.) Ohh, yeah!! Huh?!
Phoebe: You mean the one that my grandmother made me swear on her deathbed that I would never let out of our family?
Janice: I should just go on to happier things, okay? Umm, why dont you tell about your lovely wedding?
Rachel: You know, Ross, just keep making your jokes. How are you gonna feel if we actually do win?
Joey: All right. Uhh, okay. Our first contestant is Ross Geller. Why dont you tell us a little something about you Ross?
Joey: But then you left.
Phoebe: Thank you! I know, though.
Phoebe: Uh-huh! Why do you think it takes me so long to answer the door?
PHOEBE: No, huh uh, I'm sorry, no. No, I'm not some like sloppy second, charity band. You know what, there are thousands of places in this city where people would be happy to pay to hear me play. (Out on the sidewalk, singing) When I play, I play for me, I don't need your charity. (Someone puts a coin in her guitar case) Thank you! La la la la la la la....
Rachel: Oh, see now I feel bad for the kid! I had a crush on a teacher once and it was so hard! Yknow youI couldnt concentrate and I blushed every time he looked at me. I mean come on, you remember whats its like to be 19 and in love.
Donny: Oh, time's up! Joey! You were, uh, almost on a roll there...
Monica: Ooh, Phoebe, you look great!
Phoebe: Oh! What's the matter? Are you scared? You're afraid I'm a better singer? You're afraid I'm gonna beat you at singing?
Monica: Okay, we'll start with the building. You guys take the first and second floor, Phoebe and I'll take third and fourth.
MR. GREENE: You work and you work and you work on a boat...
Chandler: Uh, Yes. Yes. Ive just been going over your data here, and little thing, youve been post-dating your Friday numbers.
RACHEL: I'll help you throw out your purse.
Phoebe: I know it's so exciting! You know I've never lived with a guy before.
Monica: No. No, just, just, just a couple more boxes. It-it-its no big deal, all right, Im-Im cool. You gotta help me out with a couple more boxes!
Ross: What can I do? One person wants to break-up, you break-up.
Joey: Monica, how are you gonna do that?
Joey: (yelling) Don't worry, you guys, we're gonna get you out of there.
RACHEL: Well, the point is, maybe I should just stop waiting around for moments with Ross, you know?� I should just . . . move on with my life.
Joey: No, look, you know Charlie, right? She's cool, she's funny, her body is soo...
Kathy: Oh wow. I really wish youd call me.
Phoebe: Monica, you don't know that.
JOEY: Ahh, you drive safe.
Chandler: What are you doing?
Monica: It's my new perfume. Why don't you come closer where you can really appreciate it?
Ross: You gotta hear this story.
Rachel: What are you shushing?
Phoebe: You should have thought of that before you got in!
Ross: Thank you!
MONICA: I meant, why don't you take Richard to the game? What?
Phoebe: Well thats no way to sell newspapers. Why dont you try, "Extra! Extra! Read all about it!"
Maitre d': Mr Campbell's not here yet. Let me show you to his table.
Ross: Okay. You know that I-I have to go.
Ross: How, how, um how can you not be going?
Monica: Oh, friends first, drunk in London, you know the story. I've got a better question for you: Do you or any of your blood relatives have diabetes?
MONICA: You look fabulous honey, you really do.
Phoebe: (pointing at cake) Hey, you made it into a bunny.
Ross: Oh, come on you guys; thats funny! Yknow? Because hes needhes got like a hearing aide yknow, cause-cause yknow, cause hes all old, and
Chandler: Those are my gifts, I got them for you.
Ross: You will?!
Phoebe: How did you do that?
Rachel: Okay, you look in the kitchen, I will look in the back closet.
Ross: And you told Phoebe you were engaged.
Chandler: Okay, could you just stop talking for a second? (Thinks) Yemen. Thats right, yes, Im being transferred to Yemen!
Rachel: Oh God, come on you guys, is this really necessary? I mean, I can stop charging anytime I want.
Monica: Oh, So you can move them!
Phoebe: Ross, went to get a cab so we can all... No, wh-what are you doing! No, Monica, no!
Ross: Hey-hey you came! Man you look incredible! Hot stuff! (They hug and Ross realizes what he said.) Hot stuff?
Aunt Lillian: You know, whatever we pick, she would've told us it's the wrong one.
Joey/Drake: How can I? Knowing I'll never hold you in my arms again, or touch your skin, or feel your lips, knowing I'll never make love to you? How can I accept that... I can never kiss you again when it's all I can do not to kiss you right now.
MONICA: Hey, I made $17 before breakfast, what have you done?
Ross: Look. Look, I wasnt going to say anything to you, but... All right, I dont think you should be seeing Tommy anymore.
Rachel: All right, look you guys... Look, we appreciate all the advice, but this is between Joey and me and I think we can handle it...
Allesandro: Im so excited about having Monica come on board with us. Although I do feel bad about having fired chef Emillio, its like losing a member of the family. Of course, that literally is the case for several of you. Tony, Carlos, Marie, please, tell your father how much were gonna miss him. Now, I know that Monica has a lot of great ideas for this place, well, you all read the review. So without much further ado, I present to you our new head chef.
Phoebe: Ross, youre tired. Youve been looking all night. And clearly you suck at this.
Rachel: Oh, oh no. Do you think she walked in, saw you and left?
Chandler: Just tell her the truth! Tell her youre not ready.
Chandler: Yknow what the worse part was? I got to see what my life would be like without you. It was like Its a Wonderful Life with lap dances. Please promise that you will never leave me, that we will grow old together, and be with each other for the rest of our lives.
Emily: I love both of you!
Phoebe: Great! Okay, if youll just excuse me. (To the guy) So, did you hear something you liked?
Joey: Man, do you know what guys want!
Chandler: Where did you, when did you, how did you... (Joey hits the back of Chandler's head) How did you get a girl like that?