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Monica: Guys. I thought you were taking Ross to the game?
Joey: Yeah, you shoulda been there last night.
Phoebe: Whoa!! He is soo unreasonable! God, although I think I understand what he means. Oh my God, this is like 60 Minutes, okay, when, when, at first youre really mad at that pharmaceutical company for making the drug and then y'know you just feel bad for the people because they needed to make their hair grow.
Monica: Its never taken you more than a shower to get over a relationship.
Phoebe: (in a deep voice, imitating Ross) Um, Rachel Im really sorry. (imitating Rachel) Thats okay, do you wanna get back together? (imitating Ross) Yeah, okay. (in her normal voice) Did anyone else hear that?!
Rachel: You guys are gonna love meee! Okay, check it out, Thursday night, five tickets, Calvin Klein lingerie show, and you guys are coming with me. (theyre all silent and look away) Okay, I said that out loud right?
Rachel: Oh, well okay. Well, there you go.
Rachel: No, hey, come on, if he asked you first, thats only fair. (leaves)
Phoebe: Chandler what are you doing?!
Joey: Youre smoking again?!
Phoebe: Why would you start again after chewing all that quitting gum?
Chandler: Look, Im telling you this is just like my parents divorce, which is when I started smoking in the first place.
Monica: Werent you nine?!
Rachel: Hi! Uhh, do you guys have plans for the weekend? Because I have my sister on hold, and she said that we could use her cabin for the weekend and go skiing. Huh? Im asking you first, right?!. I mean Im playing by the rules.
Rachel: Chandler! Youre smoking? What are you doing?!
Chandler: Hey, shut up!! Youre not my real Mom!!
Joey: (obviously cold) Hey, can you close that window Chandler? My nipples can cut glass over here!
Ross: Look, you guys I just wanna say, I really, really appreciate you spending this time with me. Its been a pretty hard time right now, so I just wanna say thanks.
Ross: Oh hey, hey, huh, how about this weekend we have a laser disc marathon okay, and maybe a tournament on my new dart board? Huh, huh, what do you think? (in an Irish accent) Two days of darts, itll be great!
Ross: Yeah, thats okay, I mean if you guys all have to go away for the first weekend Im alone by myself, y'know then I totally, totally understand.
Joey: Uh, Pheebs we kinda need you to drive us all up there in your grandmothers cab, but y'know what, Ill stay.
Ross: Pity food? Y'know what thats okay, all right, I dont need any of you to stay, okay nobody stays.
Monica: Why? Do you think hes still mad at us?
Chandler: (to Joey) Well hes probably mad after you called him this morning to borrow his goggles.
Monica: No Chandler no! No unscheduled stops. You can go when we stop for gas.
Phoebe: (to Rachel, whos staying in the cab.) Arent you gonna go?
Rachel: No. Thank you.
Monica: So, if youre parents hadnt got divorced, youd be able to answer a question like a normal person?
Joey: Look, I just need a wire something to jimmy it. Oh hey, one of you guys give me the underwire from your bra!
Joey: If you wanna get back in the car, we need the wire, your call.
Phoebe: All right, forget it, nevermind, you can have mine.
Rachel: (seeing him) Chandler, what are you doing? There is a trash can right there.
Joey: Thank you Phoebe, that is very, very generous.
Joey: (opening the door) And there you go!
Rachel: So you know how to fix it?
Carol: Hey, what are you doing here?
Ross: Well, oh just ah, I was just wondering, when you and I split up, did you get the tape that was half the last episode of M*A*S*H and half the hostages coming home?
Ross: Oh! I thought you guys got married in uh, January?
Ross: Umm, candles, champagne, yeah anniversaries are great. Cause you know love lasts forever, y'know. Nothing like it in this lifetime, money in the bank, so Rachel and I broke up.
Carol: Y'know what, I want to talk to you about this so much, but we should probably do it when we could really get into it, are you free for dinner tomorrow night?
Phoebe: (to Monica) Then why are you answering? Do you at least know what route were on?
Phoebe: Okay. (on phone) Hey, can you send somebody up and down 76 and check every rest stop, and, and also 93? (listens) Okay! (hangs up) Yeah, no they dont do that.
Monica: Who? I mean have you seen a car come by here in the last hour and a half? I think we should call Ross, maybe he can get a car and come pick us up.
Rachel: No you guys, I am not getting in a car with him, youll have to think of something else.
Monica: Then why are you smoking?
Ross: ....right? Right? I mean its pretty unbelievable y'know, I mean they just took off, took off without even looking back. Y'know I dont, I dont need them, huh, Ive got you guys now as friends, you and Susan.
Ross: (looking at the page) 717? (to Carol) Wheres 717? (He gets up to return the page, Carol starts to take the last of the food into the kitchen, but Ross grabs the last piece.) Hey, youve have more of these for Susan right?
Ross: Pheebs? What, why are you whispering?
Ross: Oh, now you want a favour?
Ross: Well, oh, Im sorry your car broke down Pheebs, but Im a little too busy with some of my real friends right now, but please call to let me know you got home safely okay?
Carol: Listen, we both know youre gonna do it cause youre not a jerk. Okay? So you can either sulk here for a half hour and then go pick them up, or save us both time and sulk in the car.
Carol: Look, I-I-I am sorry that Rachel dumped you cause she fell in love with that Mark guy, and you are the innocent victim in all of this, but dont punish your friends for what Rachel did to you.
Ross: Yeah, youre right.
Carol: (on phone) Phoebe hang on a second Ross wants to say something. (listens) What? (listens) (to Ross) You slept with someone else?!
Ross: We were on a break!!! Okay!! (grabs the phone) We were, we were..., (calms down) yeah. Where are you? Ill find you. (hangs up)
Carol: You slept with another woman?
Phoebe: (to Chandler and Monica) You guys, what, what do we do about Ross who drove all the way up here? What do we do? Just like send him back and were then gonna go skiing?
Joey: Guys, do you think we should ask Ross to come along?
Chandler, Phoebe, and Joey: No, I wasnt gonna ask you that, no.
Rachel: You guys are unbelievable. No! He cannot come.
Rachel: Why would you even want to come Ross? Youre a horrible skier.
Joey: I-I cant handle this, you guys.
Ross: Youre welcome.
Rachel: Oh, Im sorry, were you speaking to me or sleeping with someone else?
Rachel: Y'know Ross why dont you put that on your answering machine!
Ross: Thats what you said last night.
Monica: What I said was, was that I understood. Joeys the one who agreed with you!
Phoebe: Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!! Hey!!! (they all stop fighting, Chandler continues to dance.) Look what youre doing to Chandler!! (Chandler finally stops) (to Ross and Rachel) Yeah, look, we know this is really, really hard for you guys. Okay? (Ross starts to leave) You dont, all right you dont have to love each other, okay? You dont, you dont even have to like each other much right now. But please, you have to figure out a way to be around each other.
Phoebe: Yeah, otherwise, I mean thats, thats, thats just it for us hanging out together. Y'know is that what you want? (they both look away) Can you be civil?
Ross: Look, you guys, you guys should go. (Joey tries to say something, but Ross cuts him off.) No, Im, you, you planned this all out, and I dont want to ruin it, so you guys should just go.
Joey: Come on man, you drove all the way up here.
Rachel: Thank you.
Monica: All right, well call you when we get back.
Ross: (entering) Hi! Sorry Im late. Were you sleeping?
Ross: Oh, great! Listen, oh I had to get you a whole new battery. I got you the best one I could, cause thats not where you want to skimp.
Carol: Youre a genius, Ross.
Carol: Okay, Ill pay you tomorrow. (pushes him out the door)
RACH: Oh, well, that's, that's mighty big of you, Ross. [to the others] I said don't go!
Rachel: Oh, oh, and hey-hey-hey, those little spelling tips will come in handy when youre at home on Saturday nights playing Scrabble with Monica!!
Phoebe: Oh, I missed you so much! (she kisses Mike)
Phoebe: Awe, this is so sweet of you! But you know what? I won’t be needing a veil, I actually won’t be wearing a dress at all!
Mr. Zelner: May I help you?
Phoebe: Ok, ok, you start preparing the formula and I start changing the box and then we gotta put them straight to bed.
Rachel: No. I just need to be by myself for a while, you know? I just got to figure out what I want
Rachel: I don't know... I mean, I've never looked at you that way before.
Emily: Dont do this to me, again. Youd know Id stay here in a minute, but Id really miss so much work, theyll fire me.
Joey: Fine! All right, Ill do it. But hey! You guys have to be at the next table so you can stop me if I yknow, start to say something stupid.
Joey: Okay, I wanted to surprise you, but for your house-warming gift, I got you a baby-chick and a baby-duck!
Monica: You know, Rachel, when you ran out of your wedding, I was there for you. I put a roof over your head, and if that means nothing to you... (Rachel isn't buying it, desperate) twenty dollars an hour.
Frank: Yeah, so we just thought wed stop by and let you know theres still no pressure.
Ross: Here you go.
Monica: Ross let me ask you a question. All jokes aside, where is this relationship going?
Rachel: Ohh, youve waited soo long.
Phoebe: What are you doing here?
Rachel: Well, why didnt you just take a cab?
Frank: How are you?
Frank: Do you?
Monica: How can you not remember? You made us call you...Bea.
Mrs. Geller: Just think about it. If you dont, Ill talk more about humping.
Ross: No, but come on, were off to a great start arent we? I knew Id get you here fast, but this has got to be some kind of a record!
Phoebe: Oh, I love paper mache! What did you make?
CAROL: Mommy is so proud of you. Hi. Hi.
Chandler: (entering with Rachel) Im telling ya, Joannas got it all wrong. Okay? All I said was, This was fun. Lets do it again sometime. Ill give you a call.
RACHEL: Are you kidding me?
Rachel: Oh please, you inhale your food!
Rachel: How do you know that? What if it just gets worse and worse and worse, to the point where we cant even be in the same room with each other?!
EDDIE: You want me to sing?
Phoebe: Well, maybe she didn't hear! Ok I'm gonna go into that dressing room, you stay in here and I'll talk and see if you can hear me.
Phoebe: So you do know who he is! (laughs, Ross stares at her) Sorry.
Mr. Douglas: Not you. Relax. Ever have to fire anyone?
Joey: But youre spittin all over me man!
Erica: Anyway, I'm gonna go and get some rest. I'm really glad I picked you guys. You're gonna make great parents. Even Chandler.
Rachel: Oh yeah. Right. So now, aredo you, do you still do music?
Monica: Here you go.
Rachel: Thank you.
Rachel: All right. Lets say I had slept with Mark. Would you have been able to forgive me?
Chandler: There you go!!
Teacher: Well that's all right, you can come up to the front and dance with me.
Joey: Nah, just me. All alone. (all the food is served) Dinner for six for one, uh, you boys are about to see something really special.
Dr. Green: What are you doing here, Geller?
Joey: You cant just ignore the bet! Its a bet! You bet and you bet and if you lose, you lose the bet!
Joey: You said, you wanna come in for some lemonade?
Joey: Yeah, and you know what? We could do a lot worse.
Phoebe: Hey, why dont you?
Joey: Alright thanks, Oh hey have you talked to Chandler?
Phoebe: Eww! Oh, its all dirty. You should throw this out.
Monica: What are you doing?
Ross: Are you sure? Because I can stay out as late as you want. I told you how I'm on sabbatical from work, right?
Monica: No. You know, sometimes just things doesn't work out.
Chandler: No, I don't see anything different other than the fact that the room got so much brighter when you came into it. (Forced laughter)
Chandler: Are you sure he's gonna be able to crack that code?
Chloe: Hey, come dance. What? Are you married? Cause thats okay.
Ross: Oh God, thank you! (Runs and gives all of them a group hug.) Umm, uh, Mr. Stevens Id like you to meet my friends uh, this is Phoebe, Monica, and Chandler.
The Casting Director: Actually, I tried to call to you. You didnt need to come down here today.
Joey: You guys kissed! Oh mythis is huge!
Chandler: Yeah, either that, or Gloria Estefan was right, eventually, the rhythm is going to get you.
Rachel: Geez Ross, you could have showered.
Monica (as Rachel): ..well, why don't you tell them? After all it, is your ankle.
Joey: You guys got anything to eat? I just went down to Johnos for some chicken and it was closed!
Joey: Youre right. Maybe I shouldnt even go on the call back.
Monica: Honey, you can relax. Last night at work, Geoffrey told this really sexist joke. After that, not so funny anymore.
Joey: Come on, Chandler, Ross is our friend. He needs us right now, so why don't you be a grown up and come and watch some TV in the fort!
Phoebe: (as Ursula) Um, then yes, it's 'cause of Phoebe! So, you know, it's either her or me.
Woman: Youre no Brown Bird, I can see you through my peephole.
Chandler: Okay! (He joins her on one knee) Okay! Okay! Oh God, I thought (Starting to cry, pauses) Wait a minute, I-I can do this. (Pause) I thought that it mattered what I said or where I said it. Then I realized the only thing that matters is that you, (Pause) you make me happier than I ever thought I could be. (Starting to cry again.) And if youll let me, I will spend the rest of my life trying to make you feel the same way. (Pause as he gets out the ring.) Monica, will you marry me?
Ross: Now wait a minute, you be nice! All right? I didnt bring you here so you can ambush her.
Mrs. Green: All right you two, Im gonna get going.
Monica: So, what have you guys been doing?
Ross: Okay. (Sits down next to Phoebe.) You uh, you wanna hear something weird?
Phoebe: (the waiter puts a piece of cake on the table) I would love it. Consider it forgotten... But just so you know... however and whenever you decide to propose, I promise I'll say yes. Whether... whether, you know, it is in a basketball game, or in sky writing, or you know, like some lame guy in a cheesy movie who hides it in the cake.
Chandler: (looking through the peephole) That's a lie, you went to the game, I can see Joey's hand.
Gunther: Here you go.
Rachel: Thank you.
Chandler: Phoebe and Rachel! So the people that knew about our wedding before me were you, Phoebe and Rachel, Heldi, and apparently some band called Starlight Magic 7 who are available by the way!
Joey: Wow, what-what do you think she wants?
Ross: But, um... I don't think that's going to be you.
Chandler: Joeys gonna be thrilled! He was hoping youd come by as a slutty nurse.
Phoebe: Oh hey Mon? Rach is here! Ohh, youre still pregnant. Oh, Im sorry. I know how uncomfortable you are. Yknow what? You look great. Yeah, like fifty bucks.
Rachel: (To Marcel) And I will see you tomorrow!
Dr. Drake Remoray: Thats right Wesley! I just stopped by to say that, youre not a real doctor! And that womans brain, is fine!
Monica: (still hiding under the blankets) Did you like her? And Im just asking as a friend, because I am totally fine with this.
Rachel: Oh wait, Ross, would you just stay and help me get dressed?
Monica: (to Ross)So, did you come by to watch us win the big bucks?
Chandler: Hi! Im Dorf! Youre date for the evening. (Monica walks away in disgust) Oh come on! Dorf on dating, thats good stuff!!
Will: I actually know what youre talking about. Im here to tell you something my friend, you can eat and eat and eat but nothing will ever fill that void.
Teacher: You don't observe a dance class. You dance
Joey: Then you hold on to it!!
Annabelle: Hey, Joey. So did you hear about the new guy?
Joey: All right. Okay. You and Monica, friends for a long time, and sure there are rules, but then you went to London. Oh, no, but thats different. I mean, there are rules there, too! You know what I mean?
Rachel: What? Why? Where are you?
Ross: All right, it's cool you can stay here. My parents won't mind.
Monica: Rachel, what are you doing? Its freezing out here. Would you come back inside?
Joey: (laughs) Monica, look... I don't think you and I have any secrets anymore... (Monica keeps looking at Joey) Not ready to joke about it yet, okay, I see you later. (Joey walks out)
Ross: Wow, did not know that! May I say how lovely you look today?
Cecilia: (running out to Joey) That was so wonderful! (Hugs him) Ohh, I think that youre a better Jessica than I ever was!
Ross: Oh yeah, yeah were moving forward. Youll be getting our card!
GIRL 1 ON BUS: Hey, you. He's just adorable.