words in movies
Ross: Why aren't you guys dressed?
Ross: No, four minutes ago you had a half hour, we have to be out the door at twenty to eight.
Ross: Well, you know, I'd feel a whole lot better if you got dressed now.
Rachel: (entering from bathroom) Hey-hey! Oh, look at you, all sexy.
Rachel: How come you didn't come over earlier?
Ross: No! Do you wanna hear it?
Ross: Wow, hello! You look great!
Phoebe: Thank you! I know, though.
Ross: You see this, this is a person who is ready to go. Phoebe you, oh, you are my star.
Joey: But then you left.
Chandler: Well, it's not like I went to Spain. I went to the bathroom, you knew I was coming back.
Joey: Well, actually the last place you were sitting was in there (points to the bathroom). Soo...
Ross: You guys, you know what, you know what, it doesn't matter, because you both have to go get dressed before the big vain in my head pops. So..
Monica: Ooh, Phoebe, you look great!
Monica: (to Ross) Ooh, are you gonna do magic?
Rachel: (entering from her bedroom) You guys, (holds up an outfit) does this look like something the girlfriend of a paleontologist would wear?
Phoebe: I don't know, you might be the first one.
Monica: Rach, did you check the machine?
Rachel: Uh, no. Wait, you know what, this is the outfit that makes my calves look fat. Nevermind.
Joey: All right! You can have the chair.
Joey: Oh my, would you look at that! (holds up crossed fingers)
Ross: (on machine) "Hi Rach, are you there? It's me, pick up. Rachel. Rach!"
Ross: It's old, it's definitely old. Didn't you hear the, the double beep?
Chandler: Honey, you did call him back. 'Cause, it's, it's really old.
Ross: Yeah, see Mon, listen, listen. When Carol and I broke up, I went through the same thing. And you know what I did?
Chandler: You know what, okay, fine. Don't get up, you just sit right there. I just hope, you don't mind, you know, my hand right here. (holds his hand a couple of inches in front of Joey's face) Op, not touching, can't get mad! Not touching can't get mad! Not touching can't get mad! (Joey flings some dip onto Phoebe's dress)
Phoebe: Ah! Oh my God! You r-r-rotten boys!
Phoebe: Monica, Monica, you know what gets out hummus.
Chandler: All right, fine, you know what, we'll both sit in the chair. (sits on Joey's lap) I'm soooo, comfortable.
Ross: Okay, look, we have nineteen minutes. Okay, Chandler, I want you to go and change! Okay. And then, when you come back, Joey will go change, and he'll have vacated the chair. Okay. Okay.
Rachel: Ooooh! Honey, well we'll find you something. Do you wanna wear my black jacket?
Rachel: No, you're right. Well, we'll find something. Let's just get you out of that. Come on.
Monica: Yes. Well I got his machine and I left a message. But it's okay, it's okay, it's okay, because you know it was like a casual, breezy message. It was breezy! Oh God, what if it wasn't breezy?
Monica: Here, I got it. I'll will play my message for you guys, and you can tell me if it's breezy enough.
Joey: Monica, how are you gonna do that?
Ross: Okay, Mon, I really don't think this is the... Okay, you're dialing, you are dialing.
Machine: "You have two new messages."
Monica: (on machine) "Hi, it's Monica. I'm just checking in 'cause I got this message from you and I didn't know if it was old or new or what. So, I'm just checkin'. So let me know, or don't, whatever. I'm breezy."
Joey: Hey, you can't say you're breezy, that, that totally negates the breezy.
Phoebe: Monica, you don't know that.
Chandler: Maybe it was his sister's. You know, maybe it was his daughter's.
Rachel: Pheebs, you go with Monica and try on her green dress. If that doesn't work, you can wear my gray silk one. Oh, gosh, what am I wearing?!
Ross: You don't, you don't know what your wearing?
Ross: Yeah, which, which we have to leave for in exactly twelve minutes. All right, come on, I'll just pick something out for you.
Chandler: All right, you will notice that I am fully dressed. I, in turn, have noticed that you are not. So in the words of A. A. Milne, "Get out of my chair, dillhole!"
Chandler: What are you doing?
Joey: You said I had to give you the chair, you didn't say anything about the cushions.
Rachel: Ross, that was a Halloween costume, unless you would like me to go to this thing as Little Bo Peep.
Ross: Not for tonight. Not for tonight! Wh-what, what, what, are you doing?
Rachel: No honey, we're sorry, we didn't mean it. I love you. I love you.
Ross: Hey, what you do on your own time...
Ross: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Come on, come on, what. You took his underwear?
Ross: Okay, now hold on. Joey, why, why can't you just wear the underwear you're wearing now?
Ross: Okay, then why do you have to wear underwear tonight?
Joey: Okay, you hide my clothes. I'm gonna do the exact opposite to you.
Chandler: What are you, what are you gonna show me my clothes?
Chandler: What are you supporting?
Phoebe: Okay, okay, okay, the black. But, oh, do you have black, with the little strappys?
Ross: Yeah, pants, what, what an idea. Or better yet, um, how 'bout you go without any pants. Look, I don't know what you're trying to do to me, but just get your butt in there and pick out any shoes that fit your feet, okay. No, no I don't care if they match. I don't care if they make your ankles or your knees or your earlobes look fat. Okay.
Ross: Thank you!
Monica: See there you go. Woo! We're out of the woods. Okay, I'll get dressed now.
Phoebe: I'll get it, okay. (answers phone) Hi, Monica and Rachel's. (listens) Yeah, just a second, can I ask who's calling. (to Monica) Oh, ew, it's Michelle! Ew! She, she must have that Caller Id thing. You should get that.
Monica: (on phone) Uh, Michelle. Yeah, that was me, I-I dialed your number by mistake. (listens) Oh, you're so sweet. Yeah, we were a great couple. I know I really miss him. Well, you know how it is, it's that....
Chandler: (to Phoebe) You know what's weird. Donald Duck never wore pants. But whenever he's getting out of the shower, he always put a towel around his waist. I mean, what is that about?
Monica: (on phone) Michelle, I only beeped in so I could hear my message. I mean that's allowed. Yeah-huh! I mean look, yeah, you know what I would really appreciate it if you didn't tell your Dad about. What do you mean, you're not comfortable with this? Come on we're friends!! (Michelle hangs up) That bitch always hated me. I'm calling her back.
Ross: How, how, um how can you not be going?
Ross: Um, you know, just out of curiosity...
Ross: Okay. You know that I-I have to go.
Ross: Right. So is it gonna be like 'I'm abandoning you while your upset.'
Ross: I love you. (goes to kiss her and she turns away.)
Joey: Okay, buddy-boy. Here it is. You hide my clothes, I'm wearing everything you own.
Ross: Okay, okay. Enough, enough with the lunging. No! I'm sick of this. Okay. I've had it up to here with you two! Neither you can come to the party!
Ross: You know what I don't care. The only person I cared about getting dressed, is the one person that says she's not even gonna go. Look Rach, I'm sorry. Okay. Look, I-I wa, I was a jerk. I'm sorry I yelled. I want you there, I need you there. Look, what, what can I do that can show you how much, how much I want you to be there.
Joey: You could drink the fat.
Rachel: I think you should drink the fat.
Ross: Okay, okay. If that is what it takes to show you how much you mean to me, and how much I want you there. Then that's what I'll do.
Phoebe: Oh, wait, let me get you another glass. That's been sitting out.
Ross: You will?!
Rachel: You were really gonna do that, weren't you?
Rachel: You were gonna drink the fat.
Ross: (to Joey) How 'bout instead you, go get changed! (to Chandler) You, give him back his underwear! I'm gonna go get a cab, and I want everyone down stairs in two minutes! Monica!
Phoebe: Ross, went to get a cab so we can all... No, wh-what are you doing! No, Monica, no!
Machine: You have three new messages.
Monica: Hi, uh, Richard it's Monica, um, listen I did something kind of crazy tonight, um, maybe I'm getting my period or something, I don't know. Um, anyway, I, I, I beeped into your machine and I heard a message that, that freaked me out, and um, you know what Michelle will tell you the rest. I, I, um, I'm sorry, okay, I, I hope that we can forget the whole thing. Okay, bye.
Phoebe: How did you do that?
Ross: Rachel!! (she enters) Wow! You, uh, you look, wow!
Whitfield: (sits down) Well, I have to tell you, I was quite impressed with your paper on Pre-Cretaceous fossils. Yeah, it confirmed everything that I have written.
Whitfield: What do you mean, your seat?
Whitfield: But, you got up!
Whitfield: But, you left the chair area.
Rachel: Well, maybe you didnt want it to end?
Mrs. Bing: (To phone) Okay, thank you. (To Ross) It's the Italian Hand-Licker, isn't it.
ROSS: Yeah, you really sidestepped that land mine.
Monica: You just wanna each take one?
Gunther: Well, if you want, you can work here.
Frannie: You had sex, didn't you?
Billy: Like when you go bowling and you know youre in somebody elses shoes?
Joey: Come on, I mean, you know me, you know...
Monica: (to Phoebe) Would you stop?
Phoebe: Ooh, yeah. Then what are you going to put on top of that?
RUSS: Hey, you listen.
Joey: You got all that from the back of her head?
Ross: You were at the coffeehouse!
ROB: You OK?
Chandler: Yes...Yes..Uh-huh, You?(Looking over at her. She looks back.) We did you.
ROSS: Rach, come on, look, I know how you must feel.
Rachel: Ross, thank you. Hey, do you guys wanna go see a movie?
Rachel: Monica, you broke up with him for a reason.
Ross: No! Hey, you know what? I'm sorry. I would never force you... to hire someone you were this uncomfortable with...
Chandler: You are, youre gonna leave me like this?
Erin: Look, hes a really great guy and I know that you really want this to work out, but I just dont see this having a future.
FBOB: You too.
Kim: You didnt cancel the fabric order from Taiwan?
Phoebe: There we go.You know what, if we were in prison, you guys would be, like, my bitches.
JOEY: You gave him cookies?
Phoebe: Well look, you dont really like the one from uptown and youre too exhausted from dating the one up in Poughkeepsie, so I say you just end them both. Okay? You take a train up to Poughkeepsie and break up with her, and on your way back you break up with uptown. And then by the time you get home tonight, youre done!
Amy: Seriously? Its.. its just these rooms? <moves hands around motioning 'just these rooms'> <To Ross> I thought you were a doctor.
Rachel: Ok, good-bye you guys. Thanks for everything. (she starts to leave, and hits everyone with her skis) Oh, sorry! Oh, sorry!
MONICA: Well, what made you make the exception for me?
Monica: I want you to know, it wasn't me who turned you in.
Phoebe: I know! (points at herself) Evil! And... and... and... I like Mike so much, you know. It's just going really well. Oh my God!
Chandler: Well, you can see my dad in Vegas kissing other dads.
Boy in the Cape: You cant tell me to shut up!
Joey: Yeah, you shoulda been there last night.
Kate: Im soo glad I caught you, I couldnt find you before.
Monica: You guys are always hanging out in my apartment! Come on, I'll only use my left hand, huh? Come on, wussies! (Joey and Chandler pick her up) All right, ok, I gotta go. I'm going, (they throw her out) and I'm gone.
JOEY: It's not what you think, that was...
Ross: Because she's just going to shoot me down. You guys saw what happened with Gunther. That did not look like fun.
Ross: Its like that everywhere, Joey! Okay, Mon, back me up here. Where you work the uh, waiters eat with the waiters, right? And the chefs eat with the other chefs, right?
JOEY: Yeah right after we stole his lunch money and gave him a wedgie. What's the matter with you, he's parking the car.
Monica: Yeah could-could-could you get me something to drink?
Chandler: No! That was a test! In a couple of hours Im gonna get really drunk and wanna call Kathy and you guys are gonna have to stop me! And then after that, Im gonna get so drunk, Im gonna wanna call Janice
Mrs. Geller: Were sorry honey, but we just assumed if you got married after you turned 30 youd pay for it yourself.
Monica: Hold it! Are you talking about Dick Clarks New Years Rocking Eve?
Chandler: Here you go. (Shows her the number again.)
Ross: And what did he ask you not to call him?
Monica: Oh, what a great argument, exhaling! All right, y'know what, Ill prove it to you, okay. Ill trade you Joey for Rachel, and Ill still win the game.
Joey: Oh, uh, okay, how, how about now? (He waves his hand in front of the woman next to him and you can now see his arm on TV.)
Ross: Okay, all right, Ill take you. Ill go call Joan. (Does so.)
Chandler: Oh no-no Joey, I am not going to tell you because I am an excellent secret keeper.
Joey: How could you not remember that we slept together?
Joey: You wont boss me around anymore?
Jim: Oh also, you might be interested to know that I have a Ph.D.
Joey: Because you two were having sex!
Chandler: No-no, why dont you hang on to that one.
Monica: We’re waiting for the adoption lady, but, hey, I’m glad you’re here. I was cleaning this morning and I found this (she puts a box on the table and opens it). I don’t know if you wanna use it, but…
Rachel: Yeah honey you dont believe her do you?
Ross: Yup! You could plunk me down in the middle of any woman's uterus, no compass, and I can find my way out of there like that! (snaps fingers)
Rachel: It was ... (can't remember) oh my god. He didn't have a last name. It was just "Tag". You know, like Cher, or, you know, Moses.
Mr. Geller: We started saving again when you were dating Richard and then that went to hell, so we redid the kitchen.
Phoebe: Are you sure? Because I'm really dreading going to this party.
Ross: Thats what you said last night.
Chandler: You cant leave! I have your shoe!
MONICA: What did you say?
PHOEBE: Oh, you just know.
ROSS: Good for you.
Rachel: Ok I gotta tell ya, it's really weird when you use my whole name.
Ross: You too! What are the odds?
RACHEL: Wow. Wow, that's great. Great. Ok, wow, you know what.
PHOEBE: And you hate fish. Oh. That's so sweet, alright. Ok, alright, you can see. This is me... [she unveils herself right as a huge lightning bolt crashes outside. Ryan screams in terror.] Oh, I am scary.
Monica: Hey, how long are you in the city?
Rachel: Yes, Joey, I remember, she's annoying, but you know what she's-she's his girlfriend now. I mean what can we do?
Joey: Yeah! You gotta tell a girl before you tape her. Such a rookie mistake.
RACHEL: Oh that's what you want.
RACHEL: Wow you, you. I had no idea.
Ross: What?! That's not gonna make you any money!
Joey: Hey what do you say, we move this onto the likes of the couch?
CHAN: So what'd you do?
Gunther: Oh, Ross? Ross! You can't put up flyers in here.
Ross: Actually, do you guys mind staying here for a while?
Mr. Geller: Wait, how do you zoom out? (zooms out and we see an extremely overweight Monica eating a big sandwich) There she is.
Phoebe: I just wish there was something we could do. (Bends down and talks to him) Hello. Hello, Coma Guy. GET UP, YOU GIRL SCOUT! UP! UP! UP!
Chandler: I think I know what you mean though...the lamp is the hotel's, but the bulbs (goes to take the bulb)...oh, you already got that.
Ross: You know, there's nothing wrong with speaking correctly.
CHANDLER: What, what's what you mean?
Rachel: Absolutely! Absolutely. I d... it’s just a little weird, it’s you, and it’s me, it's just gonna take some getting used to.
Ross: So youre strong enough to face her on your own?
Joey: Well, either you break it off with Ronni
Monica: I mean dont you trust her?
Ross: Emma left her stuffed t-rex at my house. You know she can’t sleep without it.
Ross: Youve got to be kidding me!
Rachel: You know the book says that whenever shes sleeping I should be sleeping so (She gives Monica thumbs and goes to lay down)
PHOEBE: Ok, I didn't see it, because I was putting on my jacket, but I uh want to believe you.
Ross: You have to tell her! You have to tell her! It's your moral obligation, as a friend, as a woman, I think it's a feminist issue! Guys? Guys? (waiting for guys to chime in)
Rachel: Thank you! Youre great! (They kiss.)
Ross: What? Whoa, whoa whoa whoa, what do you mean, back to Jordie? We never landed on Jordie. We just passed by it during the whole Jessy, Cody, Dylan fiasco.
Rachel: I'm so sorry, you guys. I didn't mean to bring you down.
Monica: Okay! Okay! We can take a hint! (They start to leave but run into Phoebe with her guy in tow.) (To Phoebe) What are you doing here?!
Phoebe: Oh no, I dont believe in Western medicine. No, if you just apply pressure to these points right here. (Shes pinching the bit of skin between her right thumb and forefinger with her left hand.) Then your hand starts to hurt and you still have a headache, so thanks. (Takes the pills.)
RACHEL: Ohh, thank you for my beautiul earrings, they're perfect. I love you.