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Ross: Why aren't you guys dressed?
Ross: No, four minutes ago you had a half hour, we have to be out the door at twenty to eight.
Ross: Well, you know, I'd feel a whole lot better if you got dressed now.
Rachel: (entering from bathroom) Hey-hey! Oh, look at you, all sexy.
Rachel: How come you didn't come over earlier?
Ross: No! Do you wanna hear it?
Ross: Wow, hello! You look great!
Phoebe: Thank you! I know, though.
Ross: You see this, this is a person who is ready to go. Phoebe you, oh, you are my star.
Joey: But then you left.
Chandler: Well, it's not like I went to Spain. I went to the bathroom, you knew I was coming back.
Joey: Well, actually the last place you were sitting was in there (points to the bathroom). Soo...
Ross: You guys, you know what, you know what, it doesn't matter, because you both have to go get dressed before the big vain in my head pops. So..
Monica: Ooh, Phoebe, you look great!
Monica: (to Ross) Ooh, are you gonna do magic?
Rachel: (entering from her bedroom) You guys, (holds up an outfit) does this look like something the girlfriend of a paleontologist would wear?
Phoebe: I don't know, you might be the first one.
Monica: Rach, did you check the machine?
Rachel: Uh, no. Wait, you know what, this is the outfit that makes my calves look fat. Nevermind.
Joey: All right! You can have the chair.
Joey: Oh my, would you look at that! (holds up crossed fingers)
Ross: (on machine) "Hi Rach, are you there? It's me, pick up. Rachel. Rach!"
Ross: It's old, it's definitely old. Didn't you hear the, the double beep?
Chandler: Honey, you did call him back. 'Cause, it's, it's really old.
Ross: Yeah, see Mon, listen, listen. When Carol and I broke up, I went through the same thing. And you know what I did?
Chandler: You know what, okay, fine. Don't get up, you just sit right there. I just hope, you don't mind, you know, my hand right here. (holds his hand a couple of inches in front of Joey's face) Op, not touching, can't get mad! Not touching can't get mad! Not touching can't get mad! (Joey flings some dip onto Phoebe's dress)
Phoebe: Ah! Oh my God! You r-r-rotten boys!
Phoebe: Monica, Monica, you know what gets out hummus.
Chandler: All right, fine, you know what, we'll both sit in the chair. (sits on Joey's lap) I'm soooo, comfortable.
Ross: Okay, look, we have nineteen minutes. Okay, Chandler, I want you to go and change! Okay. And then, when you come back, Joey will go change, and he'll have vacated the chair. Okay. Okay.
Rachel: Ooooh! Honey, well we'll find you something. Do you wanna wear my black jacket?
Rachel: No, you're right. Well, we'll find something. Let's just get you out of that. Come on.
Monica: Yes. Well I got his machine and I left a message. But it's okay, it's okay, it's okay, because you know it was like a casual, breezy message. It was breezy! Oh God, what if it wasn't breezy?
Monica: Here, I got it. I'll will play my message for you guys, and you can tell me if it's breezy enough.
Joey: Monica, how are you gonna do that?
Ross: Okay, Mon, I really don't think this is the... Okay, you're dialing, you are dialing.
Machine: "You have two new messages."
Monica: (on machine) "Hi, it's Monica. I'm just checking in 'cause I got this message from you and I didn't know if it was old or new or what. So, I'm just checkin'. So let me know, or don't, whatever. I'm breezy."
Joey: Hey, you can't say you're breezy, that, that totally negates the breezy.
Phoebe: Monica, you don't know that.
Chandler: Maybe it was his sister's. You know, maybe it was his daughter's.
Rachel: Pheebs, you go with Monica and try on her green dress. If that doesn't work, you can wear my gray silk one. Oh, gosh, what am I wearing?!
Ross: You don't, you don't know what your wearing?
Ross: Yeah, which, which we have to leave for in exactly twelve minutes. All right, come on, I'll just pick something out for you.
Chandler: All right, you will notice that I am fully dressed. I, in turn, have noticed that you are not. So in the words of A. A. Milne, "Get out of my chair, dillhole!"
Chandler: What are you doing?
Joey: You said I had to give you the chair, you didn't say anything about the cushions.
Rachel: Ross, that was a Halloween costume, unless you would like me to go to this thing as Little Bo Peep.
Ross: Not for tonight. Not for tonight! Wh-what, what, what, are you doing?
Rachel: No honey, we're sorry, we didn't mean it. I love you. I love you.
Ross: Hey, what you do on your own time...
Ross: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Come on, come on, what. You took his underwear?
Ross: Okay, now hold on. Joey, why, why can't you just wear the underwear you're wearing now?
Ross: Okay, then why do you have to wear underwear tonight?
Joey: Okay, you hide my clothes. I'm gonna do the exact opposite to you.
Chandler: What are you, what are you gonna show me my clothes?
Chandler: What are you supporting?
Phoebe: Okay, okay, okay, the black. But, oh, do you have black, with the little strappys?
Ross: Yeah, pants, what, what an idea. Or better yet, um, how 'bout you go without any pants. Look, I don't know what you're trying to do to me, but just get your butt in there and pick out any shoes that fit your feet, okay. No, no I don't care if they match. I don't care if they make your ankles or your knees or your earlobes look fat. Okay.
Ross: Thank you!
Monica: See there you go. Woo! We're out of the woods. Okay, I'll get dressed now.
Phoebe: I'll get it, okay. (answers phone) Hi, Monica and Rachel's. (listens) Yeah, just a second, can I ask who's calling. (to Monica) Oh, ew, it's Michelle! Ew! She, she must have that Caller Id thing. You should get that.
Monica: (on phone) Uh, Michelle. Yeah, that was me, I-I dialed your number by mistake. (listens) Oh, you're so sweet. Yeah, we were a great couple. I know I really miss him. Well, you know how it is, it's that....
Chandler: (to Phoebe) You know what's weird. Donald Duck never wore pants. But whenever he's getting out of the shower, he always put a towel around his waist. I mean, what is that about?
Monica: (on phone) Michelle, I only beeped in so I could hear my message. I mean that's allowed. Yeah-huh! I mean look, yeah, you know what I would really appreciate it if you didn't tell your Dad about. What do you mean, you're not comfortable with this? Come on we're friends!! (Michelle hangs up) That bitch always hated me. I'm calling her back.
Ross: How, how, um how can you not be going?
Ross: Um, you know, just out of curiosity...
Ross: Okay. You know that I-I have to go.
Ross: Right. So is it gonna be like 'I'm abandoning you while your upset.'
Ross: I love you. (goes to kiss her and she turns away.)
Joey: Okay, buddy-boy. Here it is. You hide my clothes, I'm wearing everything you own.
Ross: Okay, okay. Enough, enough with the lunging. No! I'm sick of this. Okay. I've had it up to here with you two! Neither you can come to the party!
Ross: You know what I don't care. The only person I cared about getting dressed, is the one person that says she's not even gonna go. Look Rach, I'm sorry. Okay. Look, I-I wa, I was a jerk. I'm sorry I yelled. I want you there, I need you there. Look, what, what can I do that can show you how much, how much I want you to be there.
Joey: You could drink the fat.
Rachel: I think you should drink the fat.
Ross: Okay, okay. If that is what it takes to show you how much you mean to me, and how much I want you there. Then that's what I'll do.
Phoebe: Oh, wait, let me get you another glass. That's been sitting out.
Ross: You will?!
Rachel: You were really gonna do that, weren't you?
Rachel: You were gonna drink the fat.
Ross: (to Joey) How 'bout instead you, go get changed! (to Chandler) You, give him back his underwear! I'm gonna go get a cab, and I want everyone down stairs in two minutes! Monica!
Phoebe: Ross, went to get a cab so we can all... No, wh-what are you doing! No, Monica, no!
Machine: You have three new messages.
Monica: Hi, uh, Richard it's Monica, um, listen I did something kind of crazy tonight, um, maybe I'm getting my period or something, I don't know. Um, anyway, I, I, I beeped into your machine and I heard a message that, that freaked me out, and um, you know what Michelle will tell you the rest. I, I, um, I'm sorry, okay, I, I hope that we can forget the whole thing. Okay, bye.
Phoebe: How did you do that?
Ross: Rachel!! (she enters) Wow! You, uh, you look, wow!
Whitfield: (sits down) Well, I have to tell you, I was quite impressed with your paper on Pre-Cretaceous fossils. Yeah, it confirmed everything that I have written.
Whitfield: What do you mean, your seat?
Whitfield: But, you got up!
Whitfield: But, you left the chair area.
Ross: Rachel said shed marry you?!
Joey: Whyre you so tired?
Monica: Honey why dont you go lie down.
Rachel: Oh you guys thanks for doing this.
Rachel: Will you stop calling it your apartment!
Steve (sobbing): I - I can't believe I�m crying in front of you. You must think I'm so pathetic.
Phoebe: Oh, nobody's judging you. (They all turn and look at Ross.)
Ben: Cause you guys were on a break.
Joey: Right!(he starts to ape her)"Oh my God, is this the men's room? Oh, I feel so foolish, have you always known you wanted to be an actor?" (he inclines his head as if to look at a man's private parts)
Joey: So you uh, nervous about getting married?
Joey: Was she happy you gave her the job?
Chandler: Did you have a crush on me, when you first met me?
Monica: Oh, just so you know, you-you have to let him win.
Joey: (jumping up) All right! But uh, listen, what do you say we crank it up a notch?
ROSS: You know what, this is ridiculous, ok. This is your birthday, this is your party. I say we just put 'em all together and if they can't deal with it, who cares.
Phoebe: Yeah... And that physique! You must work out all the time...
Phoebe: You know thats thats her.
Chandler: Ah, well, maybe thats, ah, because youre getting a big raise.
Ms. McKenna: Are you on board?
Monica: With good news? (very quickly and wringing hands) Of course it is not good news, you just said (deadpan) "Doctor Connelly just called". If it was good news you would have said (excitedly) "Doctor Connelly just called! " But so what is it? Is there a problem, uh? Is there a problem with me or with you?
Joey: Oh, just er... you know, looking around. But you know what? This house... is great.
Rachel to Emma: Oh Emma. This is going to be your first Thanksgiving. What are you thankful for? Mommy's bobbies.
Gunther: So I guess Rachel had you baby?
Ross: Yep, can you believe it?
Ross: Oh, that is so sweet.(listens) No, no, ok, you hang up. Ok, ok, one, two, three.(He doesn't hang up and motions for Rachel to be quiet.) Well you didn't hang up either.
Ross: Phoebe, you cant force kids to be friends.
Will: Its good to see you man.
Monica: Okay. Umm, Phoebe, you suck too.
Monica: So how does this work, you going to balance the plates on these little guys' heads?
Monica: Thank you.
Rachel: Okaaay. (To the guys, on the couch) Any of you guys want anything else?
Phoebe: Okay, so... allright... Which dress? (she holds up two 'Phoebe' dresses, Rachel and Monica look at them... taking their time, don't wanting to hurt Phoebe) You can say "neither".
Chandler: (sarcastically shocked) Really?! Joe? What would you do if you were in Rosss situation?
Joey: Look Rach, my parents bought this fridge just after I was born, okay? Now, I have never had a problem with it. Then you show up and it breaks! What does that tell ya?
Phoebe: Yeah I know what I wanted to ask you. Um, can you roll your tongue? Because I can, and my Mom couldnt, and I thought y'know, I figured that was something I got from our Dad.
Ross: What are you kidding? Its Batmans tux!!
Ross: You know my birthday.
Joey: And youre Okay with that?
Chandler: If I'd known you guys were coming over, I would have brought more pizza. (they all burst out in a thundering laugh)
Phoebe: Um you, you got a minute?
Rachel: Here you go. (Hands Emma to Phoebe)
Chandler: Carol? I was just wondering if Joey could ask you a question about breast-feeding?
JOEY: Chandler? What're you still doin' here, I though you guys took off.
Joey: Two it is. Ross, how about you?
Rachel: Youre never leaving the apartment!
Joey: (to Dina) You were right. He is funny.
Rachel: You know what I really really want?
Chandler: What the hell happened?!! How were you locked in?!! And where the hell is all of our stuff?!!
Monica: You may be okay about getting hurt, but I am not okay with being the one who hurts you. Thats why I cant take this job.
Chandler: Yes, 98.6. Youre gonna be fine.
Rachel: No-no! Big bear! Big bear outside! I think I-Iwould youactually, would you go check on that?
Chandler: No! Smokes-A-Lot Lady blew smoke directly into my mouth. Eh-uhare you okay?
Rachel: (To Monica) Do you have to go?
Monica: Wow! For just a week you guys are really close, huh?
Ross: Not you.
Chandler: (without turning around) I thought you were gonna be gone all day.
Bitsy: Phoebe, why don't you come in the living room and meet our friends?
Joey: Maybe that's okay. You know? Maybe, maybe it is better this way? I mean, now, now you can move on. I mean, you've been trying to for so long, maybe now that you're on different continents.. (Looks at Phoebe) Right?
Brenda: (noticing him) What are you doing?
Monica: (looking out of the window) Oh my God. You guys! You gotta come see this! There's some creep out there with a telescope!
Joey: Yeah, so you found someone for me. You didn't forget?
Joey: One pregnant woman at a time, please! I just want you to be okay.
Emily: Youre welcome. (She hugs him tightly and he winces.) Im sorry. Did I hurt you?
Rachel: You get your messages!
{Transcribers Note: There was no trailer for this episode. See you in season 8; which will start this fall.}
Amy: Okay, how about this, you guys die and the crazy plate lady dies, then do I get the baby?
Phoebe: Oh! Yeah, yknow you and Ross are still married.
Rachel: Youre so sweet. (Notices something in the crib.) Oh my God! And you gave the baby Hugsy! (A stuffed penguin wearing a ski jacket, goggles, and hat.)
Monica: What are you doing?
Joey: (entering with Ross) Hey! You guys! Check it out, check it out! (Hes wearing a blue blazer) Guess which job I got.
Joey: Hey, but at least you got that cool, pregnant lady glow.
Joey: (sitting at the kitchen table with his back to the TV) You sick bastards!
Chandler: Yknow what? I cant believe this! Do you know what you did? My girlfriend is out there thinking things over! You made my girlfriend think!!
Joanna: Because if you feel uncomfortable with your friend dating someone you work for, there are always ways to fix...that.
Phoebe: Do you not know each other?
Melissa: You do now. Youre having dinner with me.
Mike: It was nice meeting you!
Ross: Yeah! Yes! Thank you! This is great. Thank you so much. And I swear, your kid is going to have the time of his life.
Monica: All right Rach, for what its worth, I think that youre doing great. I mean yknow lets face it, no one handles this well.
Nurse: Okay Rachel, are you comfortable?
Joey: I dont have a key, they took mine to give to you.
Monica: Phoebe, don't worry about it. I'm sure she wants to live with you.
Phoebe: Why did you go along with that?
RACH: OK, OK. So, you ever get a pet with a girlfriend?
Joey: You'd tell me if you were moving out right
Chandler: You wanna talk about people's feelings? You should have heard how hurt professor Stern was yesterday when I told him I wouldn't be able to go with him to Key West!
Mike: Do you think that maybe, sometime, I could...
Monica: Have you lost your mind? Chandler, this isn't about me! This is about you and all your weird relationship commitment crap!
Rachel: Morning. You wanted to see me?
Chandler: Ugh. Just a sec, give me a minute to wake up for thisAh-ha-ha!! You lost the ring! Youre the worst best man ever!
Monica: Where have you been?
Monica: Promise to call me when you land.
Monica: I love you so much.
Mike: Hey, so are you sure your ready to go.
Phoebe: Don't worry, don't worry. We'll come up with a good lie. I'll help you practice it.
Ross: Yknow, the kind of fun, you and Susan had when we were married.
Phoebe: Would you stop that! Do you wanna know the first thing she said when she came back from her lunch with Richard? She didn't feel anything for him. She loves you!
Joey: (Looking around) Uhh do you happen to have a hot girl in there?
Kyle: Oh hey! Good, youre both here.
Ross: you look great.