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Conan: Its a tradition here on Friends after every taping for me to hang out with you guys, (They all laugh) talk down the episode umm The point of this whole thing is what people see in America is: they see Friends, they love the show, it looks like a smooth running machine, but behind the scenes theres deceit, mistrust, and hate. And I thought, I thought wed actually take a look at uh, yknow some of these moments where you guys arethere are mistakes. You make mistakes.
Conan: For example, I dont have to memorize lines. You guys actually have to remember what to say and you probably forget from time to time. Yes?
Ross: Uh, oh-oh, umm no you didnt. I did.
Conan: You still get nervous everybody just before a show?
Courtney: Its amazing like all week long weve-weve been saying the same lines and then the audience is here and we will mess up, and if you mess up once, then youll get nervous because youllyou know youll probably mess up again.
Monica: (holding her hand in front of her face) When you were little you slept through-through the Grand Canyon.
Courtney: Okay. You know its gonna happen.
Monica: (the hands still there) When-when you were little you slept through the Grand Canyon. (She actually itches her nose this time.)
Monica: When you were little you slept through the Grand(Pointing again)Oh fffff .
Monica: Sorry, lets go back! Cause youve got more to say.
Lisa: I love you.
Courtney: I love you! (They hug.)
Conan: But there must be, there mustare a lot of moments over the years where youre just trying to do your job, something goes wrong.
Jennifer: Are you okay?
Jennifer: (to Lisa) Operation. You had a fun one.
Conan: You dont verbally mess up, but sometimes physically? You mess up.
Matt: I have had some clumsy moments I guess you can call em.
Conan: You could actually see him trying not to fall down.
Conan: Matthew, you have a reputation with the rest of the cast that sometimes you like to, you like to fool around a bit. I mean like if somethings naturally going wrong you like to get in there and juice it a little bit. True or false?
Monica: What are you doing?!
Joey: Youre still a tiny bit on fire there.
Richard: It was great seeing you the other night.
Monica: Well, it was good to see you too. Did you come down here to tell me that?
Richard: Noo! I came down here to tell you something else. I came here to tell you I still love you.
Chandler: What the fu(beep)ck are you doing?!
Conan: Now you guys work with animals a lot. You had to work early on with a monkey
Phoebe: Well at Monicas you can eat(Suddenly cracks up.)
Conan: And then it just builds on itself and theres no doing the scene after. I mean you probably wait and really get it together and do it.
Conan: (to Matt) You bastard.
David: I keep a straight face he-he delivers like this look, a reaction to you, or a certain take, I-II mean I find it so funny.
Joey: (cracking up) Nope, you lost me.
Joey: Okay, the next situation is for Rachel. The wedding is about to start you walk into the back room and you find Monica taking a nap with Ross. (Ross lies on the floor.) Ill be Monica. Go! (He jumps down and cuddles up with Ross.)
Conan: You uh, youve worked withThey always say a performer should never work with pets or children.
Ross: Its Ben and his Da-Da. Da-Da? Can you say Da-Da? Yknow, you might as well say it because I told your
Ross: Can you say Da-Da? See, Im gonna tell your mommies you said it anyway, so you might as well try
Matt: And then sometimes during the show yknow but youre like, the scenes going one way but youre just tempted to say something another time. Like, do you remember that one where Monicas baking cookies in our old apartment?
Matt: Yeah, shes trying to waft the smell across the hall to get us to come hang out in her new place, and were sitting there eating pizza and I think it was you (Points to Lisa) that said
Conan: But audiencesYou have a live studio audience and they must love that. They must love it when they see you guys playing.
Chandler: What are you guys doing?
Conan: So that you will intentionally do something thattheyll-theyll intentionally screw it up?
Conan: (to Courtney) You-youve worn a fat suit on the show. And, a lot of people love you in the fat suit. Do you like wearing the fat suit? Is it fun?
Conan: I-I heard some of you guys talking about this earlier, but sometimes theres just a word that someone has to say that youll get hung up on. And itll justthe way you say the word is funny to everybody else.
Matt: Sometimes the dialogue itself is just so funny and youllwell be rehearsing during the week and you justwhatever-whatever the joke is; its so funny we cant get through it in rehearsal and just
Jennifer: You just know.
Matt: You-you mentally make a flag on it and you say, "Okay show night, Im justIll never be able to get through this."
Monica: Are you saying that you dont want to get with this?
Chandler: You see, I dont say(Starts laughing.)
Conan: When you have to do physical business for a scene, I mean there must be; there must be a lot of funny moments when you have to physically do a task as part of a scene.
Conan: Youve done over 150 episodes, but your favorite moments that 80 years from now youll be thinking about?
David: Well thank you so much.
Jennifer: Thank you Conan!
Matthew: Well thank for coming here, its good to see you.
Phoebe: Thank you my babies. (Waves good-bye.)
Joey: Youre still a tiny bit on fire there!
Monica: I think you got it!
Matt: Ill do it again and again if you want.
Monica: Okay, youre fine.
Monica: Did you also have his album, It's Not Easy Being Green?
The Waiter: (To Joey) And for you sir?
The Waiter: Are you guys ready?
Phoebe: Umm, Im talking about that which you already know but wont admit. You love her again; you re-love her!
CHANDLER: So, uhh, em, you want me to uh, give you a hand with the foosball table?
Ross: Of course you would, your brains are smaller than mine!! (Rachel nods) Man, I can't compete with the guys she goes out with, they are so out of my league! oh my God!
Monica: Thank you. Just make yourself comfortable.
Monica: Ok, Mike, enough is enough, now you love Phoebe and she loves you, so you need to get over your whole "I never want to get married" thing and step up!
Elizabeth: (quietly) Hey umm, you brought protection right?
Rachel: You're right, I'm sorry. Thank you. Okay, that's what I'm gonna do.
Emily: All right, all right, if you insist on doing this, at least let me help you.
Rachel: Heeeeey, where have you been? (He shows her his thumb) What happened to you?
Monica: Well, yknow its none of my business, but arent you married?
Phoebe: There you go! (She continues to work him over with her elbows and he continues to yell in pain.)
Chandler: (returning) What are you guys talking about?
Monica: How crazy that wed run into you!
Rachel: Yeah! Hi Emma. Hey, why do you think she wont take my breast?
Ross: Really? Did you count Mississipily?
Wayne: Listen, I-I guarantee you keep your job if you can teach me how to talk to women like you do.
Phoebe: No spark? Didnt you sleep together?
Phoebe: Wow. So, okay, maybe that means that, youre not over Ross yet and you have issues with your father.
Monica: What else did you think about?
Rachel: Honey, honey, Im sorry, I know its our anniversary but I told you on the phone I dont have time to stop.
Monica: Oh, But you're finally doing something that you love! I can't ask you to give that up. Though it'd be nice if the thing that you love was y'know... finding gold.
Rachel: Hey, listen, Ronni, how long would you say Chandler's been in the shower?
Ross: You know, I'm just not uhm... that comfortable with a guy who's as sensitive as you.
Monica: It's just... It's hard enough not seeing you during the week, but for Christmas... alright, if this is what you have to do, I understand.
Ross: I told you it wasn�t long, but there is an amazing connection between us.
Ross: (to Chandler) What are you doing?
Rachel: No. No, you cant.
Phoebe: Will you get us better gifts?
Phoebe: (entering, hurridly) Hey, you guys! Look what I found! Look at this! (She hands Chandler a picture) Thats my Moms writing! Look.
Monica: You gave my father a lap dance!
Rachel: What handsome is not your type? Smart? Kind? Good kisser? What those things arent on your list? Ross is a great guy! You would be lucky to be with him!
Joey: Then why are you wearing Monicas jacket?
(He takes her into one of those typical interrogation rooms you see on TV and in the movies. Which is really appropriate here, since this is a TV show. What are the odds of that?)
Rachel: Yknow what? Thats a lot to remember, cant I just tell her youre a pig?
Chandler: Listen er..I need to ask you a favor but you can't tell Monica anything about it.
Carol: Oh no. I thought you said they could shoot the spot without you.
Rachel: And thank you for your time. (They both beat a hasty retreat.)
Monica: Ohh, sweetie! (Goes to comfort her.) Hey, I bet you anything that hes gonna call you again.
Woman No. 1: No. No, haven't seen a monkey. Do you know anything about fixing radiators?
Rachel: (reading the resume) And you were at this job for four years?
Ross: (To Rachel, standing by her feet) I dont know why you cant admit that you need me.
Chandler: Hey! Honey, can I ask you a question about the Valentines Day gifts?
Ross: No I-I-I would love to be around for you and the baby. And we-we can just try it like on a temporary basis.
Dr. Franzblau: I don't know, could be an hour, could be three, but relax, she's doing great. So, uh, tell me, are you currently involved with anyone?
Ross: Yeah. You can help me get my furniture back from Gunther.
Monica: I said that you had a nice butt, it's just not a great butt.
RADIO: Uh, we've just gotten a call from Rachel, and she told us what Ross did. It's pretty appalling, and Ross, if you're listening, I don't wanna play your song anymore. Why don't we devote our time to a couple that stands a chance? Avery, Michelle's sorry she hit you with her car and she hopes you two will work it out.
Ross: Okay. Well, you be careful.
Joey: Wait-whoa-whoa, you lost me.
Chandler: Hey! I will have you know that... aah, who am I kidding. Let's call the kid Geller and let Bing die with me.
MONICA: This is so wild. Ya know, I gotta admit, I was kinda surprised that you agreed to go on a blind date.
RACHEL: Why, when did you get out of the game?
Richard: Its so great seeing you guys again. Id like to make a toast. (Everyone raises their glasses) Uh, as a poet once said, "In the sweetness of friendship, let there be laughter and sharing of pleasures for in the due of little things the heart finds its morning and is refreshed."
Rachel: What are you talking about? I love them! (Looks into the cage) Yeah, I had a tarantula when I was a kid. But it-it died, because my cat ate it. And then, then my cat died. But Joey, isn't this cool?
Monica: Well, do you think he was waiting 'til after you left, so he could cry?
Chandler: Yeah! You?
Monica: Oh my God. Okay, go into the bathroom, use whatever you want, just don't ever tell me what you did in there.
Monica: Are you still awake?
Rachel: Okay Ross thats fine, but can you please stand near my head?
Chandler: Do you know what just happened?
Monica: What?! What are you doing?!
Phoebe: No he wont. And thats not even the point! Monica, I made a whole speech about you do not cancel plans with friends! And now yknow what? Just because, potentially, the love of my life comes back from Russia just for one night, I-I should change my beliefs?! I should change beliefs! No! No! No, if I dont have my principles, I dont have anything!
Monica: What?! Youre crazy! Theres nothing sexual about the noises I make!
MONICA: Oh, you are so great! [kisses him] Thank you!
Rachel: Well you have to because maybe its stupid.
Tag: Do you want me to check again?
Chandler: I can tell from your expressions that that's the good news you were hoping for... Well, I'm gonna go continue to... spread the joy.(Chandler leaves the apartment. Joey sighs)
Chandler: Well, did-did you correct him?
Rachel: You put these on my desk!
Phoebe: How do you know?
FBOB: Uh, public display of affection coming up. You can avert your eyes. [kisses Monica]
Ross: So what do you want me to do?
Phoebe: Okay do youOkay, do you have a search warrant? Because the last time I checked this was still America!
Chandler: Oh my God, I cant believe this! Yknow, I thought I thought you were a good guy.
Joanna: Wait-wait-wait-wait! You can put your sad little muffin back in its drawer. If you must know the truth, I didnt want to lose a perfectly good assistant.
Monica: Didn't you hear that speech? If you don't kiss him then I will!
Chandler: Do you wanna?
Chandler: Well its just while Monica and I were dancing to them it was the first time I knew that you were the woman I wanted to dance all my dances with.
Joey: What are you doing?
Rachel: (worried and shocked) Yeah, sure Mr. Zelner, for you anythingminute. Okay. Fine. (To Tag) Abort the plan, abort the plan. (She start to usher Tag out.)
Chandler: Okay. But if you dont come back soon, (She leaves and closes the door) theres pretty much nothing I can do about it!
Phoebe: All right. (she releases him). He is a good guy. You’re right, he wouldn’t cheat.
Ross: (disappointed) Sure, do whatever you want.
Helena: Well I wouldnt miss it for the world. Oh! Im getting all misty here! Youd think I was having my legs waxed or something. (Goes back on stage.)
Ross: Come on, you know they love you.
Monica: Wait what-wh-wh-what are you doing?!
Monica: As much as they love you?
Chandler: Good luck, man. I hope you get it.
Chandler: Really...? See... that's the thing: you gotta keep it smart, people!
Phoebe: (entering) Hey, you guys. Listen, Im sorry that I was hogging the game before(Sees the top ten list)Oh my God! Your friends have some unfortunate initials!
Phoebe: Well, you could use your position y'know as the roommate.
Rachel: Okay, you are going to tell her and youre going to tell her now. (She grabs his nipple and starts to twist it.)
Phoebe: But-but you know you cannot get involved with your assistant.
Joey: Okay. All right. Umm, so uh, so how did it happen? Did your eyes meet across the room? And then the next thing yknow youre in the bathtub together and shes feeding you strawberries?
RACHEL: Well, how did you find out?
Mr. Burgin: So, have you kids eaten yet?