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Conan: Its a tradition here on Friends after every taping for me to hang out with you guys, (They all laugh) talk down the episode umm The point of this whole thing is what people see in America is: they see Friends, they love the show, it looks like a smooth running machine, but behind the scenes theres deceit, mistrust, and hate. And I thought, I thought wed actually take a look at uh, yknow some of these moments where you guys arethere are mistakes. You make mistakes.
Conan: For example, I dont have to memorize lines. You guys actually have to remember what to say and you probably forget from time to time. Yes?
Ross: Uh, oh-oh, umm no you didnt. I did.
Conan: You still get nervous everybody just before a show?
Courtney: Its amazing like all week long weve-weve been saying the same lines and then the audience is here and we will mess up, and if you mess up once, then youll get nervous because youllyou know youll probably mess up again.
Monica: (holding her hand in front of her face) When you were little you slept through-through the Grand Canyon.
Courtney: Okay. You know its gonna happen.
Monica: (the hands still there) When-when you were little you slept through the Grand Canyon. (She actually itches her nose this time.)
Monica: When you were little you slept through the Grand(Pointing again)Oh fffff .
Monica: Sorry, lets go back! Cause youve got more to say.
Lisa: I love you.
Courtney: I love you! (They hug.)
Conan: But there must be, there mustare a lot of moments over the years where youre just trying to do your job, something goes wrong.
Jennifer: Are you okay?
Jennifer: (to Lisa) Operation. You had a fun one.
Conan: You dont verbally mess up, but sometimes physically? You mess up.
Matt: I have had some clumsy moments I guess you can call em.
Conan: You could actually see him trying not to fall down.
Conan: Matthew, you have a reputation with the rest of the cast that sometimes you like to, you like to fool around a bit. I mean like if somethings naturally going wrong you like to get in there and juice it a little bit. True or false?
Monica: What are you doing?!
Joey: Youre still a tiny bit on fire there.
Richard: It was great seeing you the other night.
Monica: Well, it was good to see you too. Did you come down here to tell me that?
Richard: Noo! I came down here to tell you something else. I came here to tell you I still love you.
Chandler: What the fu(beep)ck are you doing?!
Conan: Now you guys work with animals a lot. You had to work early on with a monkey
Phoebe: Well at Monicas you can eat(Suddenly cracks up.)
Conan: And then it just builds on itself and theres no doing the scene after. I mean you probably wait and really get it together and do it.
Conan: (to Matt) You bastard.
David: I keep a straight face he-he delivers like this look, a reaction to you, or a certain take, I-II mean I find it so funny.
Joey: (cracking up) Nope, you lost me.
Joey: Okay, the next situation is for Rachel. The wedding is about to start you walk into the back room and you find Monica taking a nap with Ross. (Ross lies on the floor.) Ill be Monica. Go! (He jumps down and cuddles up with Ross.)
Conan: You uh, youve worked withThey always say a performer should never work with pets or children.
Ross: Its Ben and his Da-Da. Da-Da? Can you say Da-Da? Yknow, you might as well say it because I told your
Ross: Can you say Da-Da? See, Im gonna tell your mommies you said it anyway, so you might as well try
Matt: And then sometimes during the show yknow but youre like, the scenes going one way but youre just tempted to say something another time. Like, do you remember that one where Monicas baking cookies in our old apartment?
Matt: Yeah, shes trying to waft the smell across the hall to get us to come hang out in her new place, and were sitting there eating pizza and I think it was you (Points to Lisa) that said
Conan: But audiencesYou have a live studio audience and they must love that. They must love it when they see you guys playing.
Chandler: What are you guys doing?
Conan: So that you will intentionally do something thattheyll-theyll intentionally screw it up?
Conan: (to Courtney) You-youve worn a fat suit on the show. And, a lot of people love you in the fat suit. Do you like wearing the fat suit? Is it fun?
Conan: I-I heard some of you guys talking about this earlier, but sometimes theres just a word that someone has to say that youll get hung up on. And itll justthe way you say the word is funny to everybody else.
Matt: Sometimes the dialogue itself is just so funny and youllwell be rehearsing during the week and you justwhatever-whatever the joke is; its so funny we cant get through it in rehearsal and just
Jennifer: You just know.
Matt: You-you mentally make a flag on it and you say, "Okay show night, Im justIll never be able to get through this."
Monica: Are you saying that you dont want to get with this?
Chandler: You see, I dont say(Starts laughing.)
Conan: When you have to do physical business for a scene, I mean there must be; there must be a lot of funny moments when you have to physically do a task as part of a scene.
Conan: Youve done over 150 episodes, but your favorite moments that 80 years from now youll be thinking about?
David: Well thank you so much.
Jennifer: Thank you Conan!
Matthew: Well thank for coming here, its good to see you.
Phoebe: Thank you my babies. (Waves good-bye.)
Joey: Youre still a tiny bit on fire there!
Monica: I think you got it!
Matt: Ill do it again and again if you want.
Monica: Ok, so I think I'm just about done here, unless you have any bad stuff hidden somewhere, like... porn or cigarettes?
Mike: Do you even know what a banana hammock is?
Monica: Umm, I just wanna say, uh (reads from a 3 X 5 card) that with a pinch of exictement, a dash of hard work, a dollup of cooperation, we can have the recipe... (Looks up and sees eveyone glaring at her) Are you gonna kill me?
Rachel: Yeah and you stretch em out with your big old clown feet.
GRANDMOTHER: It was your mother's idea. Ya know, she didn't want you to know your real father because it hurt her so much when he left, and, I didn't want to go along with it, but, well then she died and, and it was harder to argue with her. Not impossible, but harder.
Mr. Bing: Yes! Although, I think we may be seeing a little too much of some people. Arent you a little old to be wearing a dress like that?
Rachel: Well, anyway, they make these great novelty cakes, in all different shapes, and if you give them a photo, they’ll copy it in icing!
Joey: Hey! Look, if it didnt work its because you didnt tell it right! Show me how you did it.
Chandler: Oh yeah! Yeah, so you-you bumped into Richard! You grabbed a bite! It's no big deal. (He still ain't happy.)
Chandler: Hey, why don't you wear those earrings I gave you?
Rachel: How are you? (She goes to kiss him on the cheek, but stops because of the dates and pats him on the shoulder.)
Susan: You did!
Phoebe: I thought you knew that.
Monica: Oh, that is so sweet. (Touched, she puts an arm around her friend and kisses her.) Oh gosh, love you. Insurance?
Rachel: Chandler and Monica?!! Oh, this is unbelievable!! How long have you known?
MONICA: Dad, dad this is a good thing for me. Ya know, and you even said yourself, you've never seen Richard happier.
Monica: Honey, you�re just in time, I�m about to sing another song!
Terry: I cant help you Joey.
Monica: Well, we appreciate anything you can tell us.
Monica: Umm, excuse me, we switched apartments. You cant eat are food anymore, that-that gravy train had ended.
Roger: I mean hey! I just met you, I don't know you from Adam. ...Only child, right? Parents divorced before you hit puberty.
Mary Ellen: I thought you thought he was still a lawyer.
Joey: Man, I wish I had a nanny like you.
Janitor: (to Ross and Susan) Wait! You forgot your legs!
Rachel: Oh my God Phoebe! I mean Im justWait a minute. If Im your maid of honor that means you are Monicas.
Chandler: Yeah but you dont need(Picks up something)What is this?
Joey: (very angry) You wanna know wh...? You wanna know why? (goes back into his room)
Chandler: Where have you been?
Dr. Miller: Very good Monica! You know where they are.
Mischa: (to Phoebe, very quickly) Eh, he said, thank you very much, he thinks you look very pretty tonight, your hair, golden like the sun. (to Monica) So you're a chef?
Rachel: (entering from her room) Pheebs, I wanna ask you something.
Joey: All right, listen, Ross... you like this girl, right?
The Interviewer: How do you spell that? So we can get it right.
Monica: Ross, how long have you been planning this wedding?
Rachel: I don't know! I think it's kind of serious! Oh, you know... I was watching this thing on TV this morning about... Newcastle disease... and I think I might have it!!
Phoebe: Well, what kind of guy are you looking for?
Joey: All right. But if you werent my best friend.
Richard: Youve got panties stuck to your leg.
Monica: All right. Have you said, "I love you?" You could say, I love you.
Rachel: All right! Ross, do you think its easy for me to see you with somebody else?
Chandler: Well, she is going to know that you stole the joke.
Phoebe: No. No! Yes! Ahh. Oh, would you look at that Monica? I just knocked off all of your top scores, how sad.
Phoebe: Oooh, yeah. Youre a genius.
Ross: There you go! Good for you! And you know what, I'm actually getting used to this little guy. I don't really even feel him in here anymore.
Susan: What do you see?
ROSS: I don't know, I don't think mom and dad would mind. Remember when you were 9 and Richard was 30, how dad used to say, 'God I hope they get together.'
Eric: Im sorry. I just when I look at you I see her. When I see her I get a little bit angry.
Susan: What do you see? What do you see?
Chandler: Oh, and Ive got Earth Science, but I'll catch you in Gym.
Sarah: What? what is the matter with you?
CHANDLER: Hey, listen.� I'm never going to lie to you again, okay?� And I want you to know that nobody thinks you're stupid.
CHANDLER: Well, I think you should seriously consider the marriage thing, give Rachel another chance to dress up like Princess Bubble Yum.
Pete: I got to go, so ah, Ill see you guys later.
Mindy: Will you be my maid of honour?
Chandler: No-no-no-no-no-no-no!! I cant get myself right out of them! You must have me confused with the Amazing Chandler!! Come on, you have to unlock me, she could be gone for hours, and Im cold, and (Stops and looks up the skirt on a statue behind Joannas desk.)
Joey: I want you to take this seriously! Phoebe is very very important to me, ok? And I wanna make sure that you are gonna take care of her.
CHANDLER: You can tell us.
Chandler: (rushing in) Oh, good! Good! Do you guys know how to get a chick out of a VCR?!
Monica: We need to talk to you about something.
Joey: Not anymore. So anyway, how do you want to pay me?
Ross: (Quietly) hey, fella! How you doing?
Monica: Hey, I couldve had you if I wanted you.
Phoebe: (To Rachel) Wait! Maybe, maybe youre overreacting! You do that yknow.
Monica: Oh, the way you crushed Mike at ping pong was such a turn-on.You wanna...? (plays with her finger on Chandlers chest)
Ross: Dad, dad, dad, I'm talkin' about the whole uh, baby thing. Did you uh, ever get this sort of... panicky, "Oh my god I'm gonna be a father" kind of a thing?
Policeman: And you promise youll get this taken care of right away?
(Why was this the trailer? Well, thats because it was an introduction into the special out takes episode that immediately followed the show. The entire out takes episode, Friends: The Stuff Youve Never Seen can be read by following this link.)
Rachel: Yes! And not because I want you to go out with me, but because I dont want you to go out with anybody! Okay? I know its a terrible thing to even think this, and its completely inappropriate, but I want you to be at my constant beck and call 24 hours a day! Im very sorry, but that is just the way that I feel.
Nina: Are you okay?
Phoebe: Exactly! Look, no matter what I tried to do, I couldn't keep you out of my life. Of all the people I have cut out, you were the only one who ever clawed her way back in.
Ross: you know I really admire your whole dating attitude, it's so healthy I'm always like is this moving to fast? Is this moving to slow? Where's this going?
Monica: Okay. So what do you.... you think she's faking?
Joey: You want to see her again, right?
Rachel: Come on! Serious-ser-ser-seriously, what did she mean by that? (Mimicking Monica.) Especially you!
Rachel: Honey, someday you are gonna make some man the luckiest guy in the world.
Phoebe: Pay the caterer! Look, I've had a lot of jobs, okay, and there are some people who just always try to get out of paying. It's either, you know, "that massage wasn't long enough, or, "I don't recognize any of those songs," or, you know, "these sombreros aren't big enough. Bad little white girl!"
Rachel: What did you just say?
Monica: Are you freaking kidding me, Green?
ROSS: Question. Why do we always have to have parties where you poach things?
Joey/Drake: Stopping you from marrying the wrong man and making the biggest mistake of your life.
Chandler: All right, lets break this down. What exactly did he say to you?
Rachel: So Joey I just hooked Ross and Chandler up with some tuxedos for the wedding, do you need one?
Monica: I don't know. Look he's a great guy and I love being with him but... you know. Things happen, and they happen. You don't plan these things.
Eric: Yeah. (They hug.) Maybe its for the best. You smell just like her.
Ross: Wow, you ah, you really like all this space stuff, huh?
Hayley: I really, really think I would remember sleeping with you
Rachel: Well, I mean, do you think you can ever have both? Y'know? Someone who's like, who's like your best friend, but then also can make your toes curl?
Lydia: Maybe you should.
Phoebe: Hey Joey, want come with me to… are you ok?
Janice: Are you gonna be okay?
Rachel: Ross, this is not how we wanted you to find out about this. You have every right to go nuts.
Joey: How do you mean?
Chandler: You look beautiful mom. (His dad clears his throat.) You look beautiful too dad. I love you both. (He kisses his dad on the cheek) Im so glad you here. (He kisses his mom.)
Ross: No wait, okay, okay, I have an idea. I want you to get on the swing, okay? And you'll see that there's nothing to be afraid of.
Ross: Rach, did you proofread these?
Phoebe: (seeing her) Get out of here you lurker! (She doesn't move) Go on! Get! (She throws a quarter at her.)
Ross: You know? Come to think of it, it does feel Rubella-like! (Walks back into his room.)
Phoebe: (laughing) You are just nonstop!
Rachel: Would you excuse me, please? I'm trying to have a date here.
Ross: Okay, now hold on. Joey, why, why can't you just wear the underwear you're wearing now?