words in movies
Monica: (In a sexy voice) Come in. I've been waiting for you.
Rachel: Since when do take naps in that position. Oh God Monica, tell me you were waiting for a guy! Please tell me you were waiting for a guy!
Rachel: Why aren't you guys at the movie?
Ross: (on phone) I-I-I don't care if I said some other girl's name you prissy, old twit!
Chandler: (entering, happily, with a bottle of champagne, thinking that Monica is the only one there) Ha-ha-ha-(sees everyone)-enh-enh. I'm so glad you guys are all here! My office finally got wrinkle free fax paper!
Monica: Vomit tux? Who vomited ony'know what, what you up to Joe?
Joey: Why dont you like PBS, Pheebs?
Joey: I'm sorry Pheebs, I just, y'know, I just wanted to do a good deed. Like-like you did with the babies.
Phoebe: This isn't a good deed, you just wanted to get on TV! This is totally selfish.
Joey: Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! What about you, having those babies for your brother? Talk about selfish!
Phoebe: What-what are you talking about?!
Joey: Well, yeah, it was a really nice thing and all, but it made you feel really good right?
Joey: It made you feel good, so that makes it selfish. Look, there's no unselfish good deeds, sorry.
Phoebe: Yeah, it's Y'know there'sno you may not!
Phoebe: Are you calling me selfish?!
Joey: Are you calling you people? (Chandler rolls his eyes.) Yeah, well sorry to burst that bubble, Pheebs, but selfless good deeds don't exist. Okay? And you the deal on Santa Clause right?
Phoebe: I'm gonna find a selfless good dead. I'm gonna beat you, you evil genius.
Ross: No wait! Look, wait! Okay, you can hang up, but I'm gonna keep calling! I'm gonna, I'm gonna call everyone in England if that's what it takes to get you to talk to me!
Ross: Look you're my wife. We're-we're married. Y'know? I-I love you. I-I really miss you.
Emily: I miss you to. Well, at least I think I do.
Phoebe: Hey, Joey, when you said the deal with Santa Clause, you meant?
Rachel: So Chandler, have you heard about Monica's secret boyfriend?
Chandler: Really?! That's what you heard? (To Monica) You said that?
Chandler: Because I'm very happy for him! (To Monica) And you, you lucky dog!
Monica: But you live here! (Ross rolls his eyes.) You know that.
Rachel: What-what-what are you gonna do?
Monica: Yeah, I'm sure your ex-wife will be more than happy to move to another country so you can patch things up with your new wife.
Stage Director: No you answer it and take pledges.
Joey: You don't seem to understand. See, I was Dr. Drake Remoray.
Chandler: (entering) Hey, Monica? Can I ask you a cooking question?
Ross: All right Emily, as much as I love you, I'm sorry, I can't move to London without Ben.
Ross: Yeah, would you please consider moving here? I mean you were gonna move here anyway, why can't you just do that?
Ross: Oh-oh-okay, but-but I know, that even though I've been a-a complete idiot up 'til now, I mean, I mean you-you-you have to come here. You have to come here so we can work this out.
Ross: All right, did you just say all right?
Emily: Well, you have to understand how humiliating it was for me up on that altar in front of my entire family, all my friends.
Emily: And then after decided to forgive you, seeing you at the airport catching our plane with her.
Emily: I mean, I can't-I can't be in the same room as her! It drives me mad just thinking of you being in the same room as her!
Ross: Emily, there is nothing between Rachel and me. Okay? I love you.
Emily: (interrupting him) As long as you don't see Rachel anymore.
Monica: What?! You can'twhat did you tell her?
Ross: I told her I'd have to think about it. I mean, how the hell am I supposed to make this kind of a decision? (They're all quiet.) I'm actually asking you!
Chandler: Well, you can't just not see Rachel anymore, she's one of your best friends.
Phoebe: Yeah, but you've known Rachel since High School and you cannot just cut her out of your life.
Monica: No, you cannot.
Monica: Oh hey Joey! We've been watching all day, when are you gonna be on TV?
Joey: Oh, uh, okay, how, how about now? (He waves his hand in front of the woman next to him and you can now see his arm on TV.)
Emeril: (on TV.) Now maybe you just like wanna but the whole duck in there! Who cares, y'know? Now I got the legs
Chandler: How many times have I told you guys, you never watch the cooking channel!
Phoebe: (on phone from Central Perk) Hey Joey, I just wanted to let you know that I found a selfless good deed. I just went down to the park and I let a bee sting me.
Joey: Hey, excuse me, would you mind switching with me?
Gary Collins: Welcome back to our fall telethon. Now if you've been enjoying the performance of Cirque Du Soleil, (As he is speaking, Joey and the volunteer getting into a shoving match.) and you'd like to see more of the same kind of programming, it's very simple. All you have to do (Joey is knocked down.) is call in your pledge and at that time tell the operator, one of our volunteers, what kind of programming you'd like to (Just as the volunteer sits down, Joey pulls him to the ground.)
Monica: A Magic Eight ball?! You can't be serious, you can't make this decision with a toy!
Joey: $200? Are you sure Pheebs? I mean, after what Sesame Street did to ya?
Joey: And you don't a little good about donating the money?
Gary Collins: (on TV.) It looks like we have surpassed last year's pledge total! Thank you viewers! The pledge that did it was taken by one of our volunteers (He walks over to where Joey is sitting.) Oh boy! And may I say one of our sharpest dressed volunteers, (Joey stands up.) Mr. Joseph Tribbiani!
Chandler: (entering) Look, maybe I got carried away before. But there's something you gotta know. If I'm the best, it's only because you've made me the best.
Chandler: I mean I was nothing before you. Call the other girls and ask. Which wouldn't take long. But when I'm with you, and we're together, OH MY GOD.
Chandler: Oh-aw my God! Now, I understand if you never want to sleep with me again, but that would be wrong. We're too good! We owe it, to sex!
Rachel: (entering) Hi! Are you ready? We're gonna be late!
Ross: Yeah, I uh, totally forgot about that. You mind if I take a rain check? I'm waiting for a call from Emily.
Rachel: Sure. I guess. Hey, I hear you don't have to go to London. Yay!
Rachel: Well, why don't you talk to me about it, maybe I can help.
Rachel: Well, I-I know you can do that too. I'm just, I'm just saying if you need somebody to talk to Hi!
Rachel: Ross? Look, whatever this relationship stuff that Emily wants, just give it to her. Come on, the bottom line here is that you love her. So just fix whatever she wants fixed. Just do it. (The phone starts ringing.) I mean, you're gonna have to try. You'll just gonna hate yourself if you don't. (The phone keeps ringing.) Oh come on answer it! It's driving me crazy!
Ross: (answering the phone.) Hello. (Listens) Hi sweetie. (Listens.) Good. Look umm, yes I've been thinking about that thing that you wanted me to do and, I can do it. (Rachel gives him a thumbs up.) So will you come to New York? (Rachel wants to know what she said, and he gives her a thumbs up and she goes over and hugs him. All the time not knowing what's going on.)
Joey: Sure, what do you want to see?
Ross: Rachel, I know that you can. And you should.
Phoebe: Youre thing. Youre thing. Yknow? Youre the guy who gets divorced.
Ross: Wow, hello! You look great!
Monica: I love you.
Chandler: Why are you in here if Joshua is all the way over there? (Points to the living room.)
Monica: That noise you just made?
Wendy: Naah... I couldn't leave you alone.
Joey: You spit on me man! (Wipes his face.)
Phoebe: No, I don't think this was your shot. I mean, I don't even think you just get one shot. I really believe big things are gonna happen for you, I do! You've gotta just keep thinking about the day that some kid is gonna run up to his friends and go 'I got the part! I got the part! I'm gonna be Joey Tribbiani's ass!'.
Monica: I can't believe you tried to cut me out. Why Phoebe, why?
Kathy: Oh. Well uh, (to Chandler) you not being able to talk may make this easier. Listen umm (She looks at the gang who are watching, they take the hint and leave them alone.) Listen I dont wanna be someone who comes between two best friends. I just, I cant stand seeing what this is doing to you guys, and I dont wanna be the cause of that. So, I dont think we can see each other anymore. Im gonna go to my moms in Chicago, Im gonna stay there for awhile. I think this couldve be something really amazing, but yknow this is probably for the best. Yknow? Im gonna miss you. Good-bye, Chandler.
Joey: You got it!
Chandler: (pats him on the shoulder) Youre it! Now run and hide!
Chandler: (Yelling) What are you doing? Get the hell out of here! (Phoebe and Joey come out looking shocked)
ROSS: Well this, this is too much, I feel like I should get you another sweater.
Mr. Geller: Well, it's your mother's bridge night so I thought that I would come into the city for a little Monicuddle. (hugs her) Since when did you start smoking cigars?
Chandler: It got interesting! Damn you Oprah!
CHANDLER: So, you uh, you think that Speed Racer guy gets a lot of tickets er?
Chandler: Im sorry youre here with me instead of Roger.
Rachel: Well look, if you dont like this (The audiences laughter at Chandlers progress cuts out the rest of Rachels line.)
Phoebe: Well maybe he was just nervous, yknow you can be very intimidating. And besides Ive met your pastry chef and she can stand to be taken down a peg or two.
Monica: Chandler! What are you doing here?
Joey: (at the urinal) Can you stop yellin'? You're makin' me nervous, and I can't go when I'm nervous.
Phoebe: Umm, no thank you. (She gets up and moves to the couch. They were at a table previously.)
Ross: You couldn't let me have her, could ya?!
Dr. Leedbetter: Umm, Ross. May I have a word with you?
Doug: There you go. (smacks him on the butt)
Ross: Hey! You were so right!
Phoebe: So, what did Rachel say when you told her you were still married to her?
Waiter: Can I get you another glass of wine?
Chandler: Phoebe thinks you and Don are soul mates, and I dont believe in that kind of stuff. But then you two totally get along. So look, I wont stand in your way if you want to run off with Don and live in a house of cheese.
Monica: And Ross, if it werent for Rachels rumor I mean no one in high school would even know who you were. She put you on the map!
Rachel: Well, well, you said it was practice!
Rachel: Nothing! Oh God, we're just so excited that you want to get this apartment!
Joey: I really am sorry about, you know..before. I just want to make sure you know that I really do like you.
WAITER: Can I get you something from the bar?
Richard: Yeah hes no good. Do you ever (pause) think about me in a (pause) non-eye doctor way?
Phoebe: Umm, my friend, Bonnie. She just always thought Ross was really cute, and now that you two arent together, she asked if I could set it up, but if youre not cool with it...
MONICA: I promise you, he would definitely want you back.
Rachel: You dont understand! You didnt see how brazen she was.
JOEY: Oh, that's OK. You uh, you had a thing.
Phoebe: I'll have to get back to you on that. Okay, bye! (Hangs up.) Oh my God! He wants me to come over and feel his bicep and more!
Monica: Chandler, what were you thinking?
Chandler: Huh-huh! You can't give her that.
Ross: Okay, theres this guy, Warren, from the museum and hes going on a dig for like two years and hes got this great place he needs to sublet. So uh, you interested?
Rachel: Uh-huh, yeah I did, because I wore out my first copy when I was with you. (Exits.)
Ross: Its not a big deal? Oh, Im sorry I just um, I what about all the stuff you-you just said? I mean how about, I likeyou-you cant stop thinking about her. Like how you cant sleep?
CHANDLER: Well, if I was wearing your underwear then, uh, what would you be wearing?. . . You're swell.
Chandler: No not okay, you cant look for Monicas presents!
Rachel: Pheebs? Could you get that? Please?
Ross: No, its my joke, its mine. You can call them, theyll tell you.
Monica: Ah, well if you dont clear this off, you wont be getting one of those from me. But Bens coming over here tomorrow to play this game, this cant be there.
Rachel: Ross, that girl just spent the entire evening talking to your friends, asking to hear stories about you, looking through Monicas photo albums, I mean you dont do that if youre just in it for two weeks.
Rachel: Oh, wow thanks! (Reading the card) Oh youre in real estate!
Rachel: (looking at the bulletin board with baby pictures) So, which of these babies do you think is the ugliest?
Joey: I can't believe you guys are moving.
Rachel: What is the matter with you?!
Joey: (sounds tired) Hey you guys, I'm turning in. Have fun.
Phoebe: (to Pete) Wow! Thats exciting, you went to Japan, made up a woman.
Monica: I got you a present!
Joey: Oh it was great. Yeah, you get to say stuff like, Hey, the bell doesnt dismiss you, I dismiss you.
Phoebe: Hey, I never got to hear who you guys would pick to be your girlfriend.
Ross: Yknow what would cheer you up?
Ross: Gunther! Gunther. Gunther, please tell me you didnt say anything to Rachel about me and the girl from the Xerox place.
Phoebe: Hey, oh, you know that guy who's been following me? I talked to him today.
Rachel: So, I love you.
Joey: Hey, hang up! You get food poisoning just talkin to that place.
Monica: Sounds smart and healthy to me. So um, just out of curiosity, um, do you currently have any other racquetball buddies?
RACHEL: Oh c'mon Joey, we care about you.
Ross: Yeah, oh hey, you are right on time.
Ross: Do you want me too?
Ross: Listen, I'm- I'm sorry I was so hard on you before, it's just I...
Joey: You wanna eat? (Pulls out the twenty) My treat!
MRS. GELLER: Thank you Richard, I appreciate the support.
Ross: Thank you.
Rachel: (laughs) What?! Are you crazy?
Joey: You just give him a spoon baby!
Fireman No. 1: You guys tell them you were married?
Amy: This might be my one chance to have a baby Rachel. I mean, you know that I have been so busy focusing on my carrer.
Monica: Phoebe, you don't eat animals.
Monica: Who are you talking too?
Joey: Hey! Did you talk to Dennis about me yet?
JOEY: OK, uh.... listen, there's something I want to talk to you about. The network casting lady...
Chandler: What are you talking
CHAN: Oh, you know, I would, but that might get in the way of my lying around time.
Monica: Youre right, Im sorry. Its not like youre yknow, going out with an ex-girlfriend.
Monica: You sat back and let him have her, you didnt fight at all. Am I right? Do you want the same thing to happen with Emily?
Ross: (on the phone) Goodnight sweetheart! I love you. And remember, you're daddy's little girl... (covering the phone, to Rachel) Phoebe's totally ruined that for me... (he passes the receiver to Rachel)
Phoebe: You said I was boring--Ohh!
Joey: Thats better, now just bend your arms a little more. There you go. Okay, look straight ahead. Now this time I want you to really put your ass into it. (They do a practice swing and she really puts her ass into it.)
Ross: Okay, where in the hell did you get that?!
Rachel: Uh, yeah, if you want too.
Phoebe: (sings) What I said you had...
Ross: So, what are you guys doing four weeks from today?
Chandler: Oh my God! Those are my bedroom eyes?! Why did you ever sleep with me?
Chloe: I want you to met some friends of mine. (Introduces him to Chandler and Joey) This guy is my hero, he comes in with some stuff he wants it blown up 400%, we said we dont do that, and he says you gotta. And y'know what, we did it. And now anytime anybody wants 400, we just say lets Ross it!
Phoebe: (from the air vent overhead) You guys, he's beautiful!
Rachel: Yeah. Umm, unless you wanna come inside?
Passenger: If youre planning on doing that throughout the entire flight. Please tell me now. So that I could that a sedative...or perhaps slip you one.