words in movies
Monica: (In a sexy voice) Come in. I've been waiting for you.
Rachel: Since when do take naps in that position. Oh God Monica, tell me you were waiting for a guy! Please tell me you were waiting for a guy!
Rachel: Why aren't you guys at the movie?
Ross: (on phone) I-I-I don't care if I said some other girl's name you prissy, old twit!
Chandler: (entering, happily, with a bottle of champagne, thinking that Monica is the only one there) Ha-ha-ha-(sees everyone)-enh-enh. I'm so glad you guys are all here! My office finally got wrinkle free fax paper!
Monica: Vomit tux? Who vomited ony'know what, what you up to Joe?
Joey: Why dont you like PBS, Pheebs?
Joey: I'm sorry Pheebs, I just, y'know, I just wanted to do a good deed. Like-like you did with the babies.
Phoebe: This isn't a good deed, you just wanted to get on TV! This is totally selfish.
Joey: Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! What about you, having those babies for your brother? Talk about selfish!
Phoebe: What-what are you talking about?!
Joey: Well, yeah, it was a really nice thing and all, but it made you feel really good right?
Joey: It made you feel good, so that makes it selfish. Look, there's no unselfish good deeds, sorry.
Phoebe: Yeah, it's Y'know there'sno you may not!
Phoebe: Are you calling me selfish?!
Joey: Are you calling you people? (Chandler rolls his eyes.) Yeah, well sorry to burst that bubble, Pheebs, but selfless good deeds don't exist. Okay? And you the deal on Santa Clause right?
Phoebe: I'm gonna find a selfless good dead. I'm gonna beat you, you evil genius.
Ross: No wait! Look, wait! Okay, you can hang up, but I'm gonna keep calling! I'm gonna, I'm gonna call everyone in England if that's what it takes to get you to talk to me!
Ross: Look you're my wife. We're-we're married. Y'know? I-I love you. I-I really miss you.
Emily: I miss you to. Well, at least I think I do.
Phoebe: Hey, Joey, when you said the deal with Santa Clause, you meant?
Rachel: So Chandler, have you heard about Monica's secret boyfriend?
Chandler: Really?! That's what you heard? (To Monica) You said that?
Chandler: Because I'm very happy for him! (To Monica) And you, you lucky dog!
Monica: But you live here! (Ross rolls his eyes.) You know that.
Rachel: What-what-what are you gonna do?
Monica: Yeah, I'm sure your ex-wife will be more than happy to move to another country so you can patch things up with your new wife.
Stage Director: No you answer it and take pledges.
Joey: You don't seem to understand. See, I was Dr. Drake Remoray.
Chandler: (entering) Hey, Monica? Can I ask you a cooking question?
Ross: All right Emily, as much as I love you, I'm sorry, I can't move to London without Ben.
Ross: Yeah, would you please consider moving here? I mean you were gonna move here anyway, why can't you just do that?
Ross: Oh-oh-okay, but-but I know, that even though I've been a-a complete idiot up 'til now, I mean, I mean you-you-you have to come here. You have to come here so we can work this out.
Ross: All right, did you just say all right?
Emily: Well, you have to understand how humiliating it was for me up on that altar in front of my entire family, all my friends.
Emily: And then after decided to forgive you, seeing you at the airport catching our plane with her.
Emily: I mean, I can't-I can't be in the same room as her! It drives me mad just thinking of you being in the same room as her!
Ross: Emily, there is nothing between Rachel and me. Okay? I love you.
Emily: (interrupting him) As long as you don't see Rachel anymore.
Monica: What?! You can'twhat did you tell her?
Ross: I told her I'd have to think about it. I mean, how the hell am I supposed to make this kind of a decision? (They're all quiet.) I'm actually asking you!
Chandler: Well, you can't just not see Rachel anymore, she's one of your best friends.
Phoebe: Yeah, but you've known Rachel since High School and you cannot just cut her out of your life.
Monica: No, you cannot.
Monica: Oh hey Joey! We've been watching all day, when are you gonna be on TV?
Joey: Oh, uh, okay, how, how about now? (He waves his hand in front of the woman next to him and you can now see his arm on TV.)
Emeril: (on TV.) Now maybe you just like wanna but the whole duck in there! Who cares, y'know? Now I got the legs
Chandler: How many times have I told you guys, you never watch the cooking channel!
Phoebe: (on phone from Central Perk) Hey Joey, I just wanted to let you know that I found a selfless good deed. I just went down to the park and I let a bee sting me.
Joey: Hey, excuse me, would you mind switching with me?
Gary Collins: Welcome back to our fall telethon. Now if you've been enjoying the performance of Cirque Du Soleil, (As he is speaking, Joey and the volunteer getting into a shoving match.) and you'd like to see more of the same kind of programming, it's very simple. All you have to do (Joey is knocked down.) is call in your pledge and at that time tell the operator, one of our volunteers, what kind of programming you'd like to (Just as the volunteer sits down, Joey pulls him to the ground.)
Monica: A Magic Eight ball?! You can't be serious, you can't make this decision with a toy!
Joey: $200? Are you sure Pheebs? I mean, after what Sesame Street did to ya?
Joey: And you don't a little good about donating the money?
Gary Collins: (on TV.) It looks like we have surpassed last year's pledge total! Thank you viewers! The pledge that did it was taken by one of our volunteers (He walks over to where Joey is sitting.) Oh boy! And may I say one of our sharpest dressed volunteers, (Joey stands up.) Mr. Joseph Tribbiani!
Chandler: (entering) Look, maybe I got carried away before. But there's something you gotta know. If I'm the best, it's only because you've made me the best.
Chandler: I mean I was nothing before you. Call the other girls and ask. Which wouldn't take long. But when I'm with you, and we're together, OH MY GOD.
Chandler: Oh-aw my God! Now, I understand if you never want to sleep with me again, but that would be wrong. We're too good! We owe it, to sex!
Rachel: (entering) Hi! Are you ready? We're gonna be late!
Ross: Yeah, I uh, totally forgot about that. You mind if I take a rain check? I'm waiting for a call from Emily.
Rachel: Sure. I guess. Hey, I hear you don't have to go to London. Yay!
Rachel: Well, why don't you talk to me about it, maybe I can help.
Rachel: Well, I-I know you can do that too. I'm just, I'm just saying if you need somebody to talk to Hi!
Rachel: Ross? Look, whatever this relationship stuff that Emily wants, just give it to her. Come on, the bottom line here is that you love her. So just fix whatever she wants fixed. Just do it. (The phone starts ringing.) I mean, you're gonna have to try. You'll just gonna hate yourself if you don't. (The phone keeps ringing.) Oh come on answer it! It's driving me crazy!
Ross: (answering the phone.) Hello. (Listens) Hi sweetie. (Listens.) Good. Look umm, yes I've been thinking about that thing that you wanted me to do and, I can do it. (Rachel gives him a thumbs up.) So will you come to New York? (Rachel wants to know what she said, and he gives her a thumbs up and she goes over and hugs him. All the time not knowing what's going on.)
Phoebe: Is there anything we can do for you?
Joey: (laughs) Thats cause sometimes I just do it through my wall to freak you out.
Amy: Oh. Yeah. Well.. You didn't come see me when I was in the hospital when I was getting my lips done.
Monica: Great! Its so amazing! I mean, last time Dr. Roger came over, I was so nervous, but then after being with you Im all like, "Can the doctor see me now?"
RACH: Um, Russ, you ready?
Joey: Look, I just need a wire something to jimmy it. Oh hey, one of you guys give me the underwire from your bra!
MONICA: If you want.
RACHEL: Hey, Mon, you want some help?
Coma Guy: Well, what do you want me to say?
RACHEL: She's still with you?
Phoebe: No youre not, youre wondering which cushion it is.
Phoebe: Oh! You got it?!
RACHEL: Then what? What do you want?
PHOEBE: What about Ross?� What about your moment?� Don't you want to talk to Ross about it?
MONICA: [to Ross] All right, you!
Donny: You crossed the line. Joey, describe for Gene these things that have lines. Give me 20 seconds on the clock, please. Ready, go!
MONICA: You know what? I'm not gonna be able to enjoy this.
Phoebe: Okay, ah, before you get all talky again, umm, could you also please tell Sergei that I really like his suit.
Phoebe: Well, of course it smells really bad. You have your head inside a turkey's ass!
Ross: You were under the pile of coats?
Rachel: Wow. I, I dont even know what to say. Thank you. (Gently kicks him.)
ROSS: Joey, what did you think a nubbin was?
Monica: (checks to see if it works) Yes, you are so smart! (Kisses him.)
JOEY: Hey, uh, you can't recycle yearbooks, can you?
Ross: Well... you never know. How's, um.. how's the family?
CAROL: You do?
Ross: Look this is starting to look really bad for me. Okay? Mona, Monas standing right over there. (Looks behind him.) Oh God, shes talking to Joey! You gotta let me win!
RACHEL: You think about stuff like that?
Rick: Would you mind spending some time on my siadic area, its been killing me today.
Joey: What am I going to do? You know, and I keep, I keep trying to get rid of these feelings, yknow? I stayed up all last night and made a list of everything I dont like about her. You want to hear it?
Chandler: Ah-ha, youre not the boss of me. (She kisses him) Yeah, you are! (She handcuffs him to the chair) Ooh, saucy.
CAROL: Thank you.
Ross: Oh, no-no-no dont you worry about me falling asleep. I still have your letter!!!
MONICA: Would you look at them?
Ross: Yeah, uh... and then I figured after you win, we could all go out to the balcony and see a night rainbow with gremlins dancing on top of it!
Waiter in Drag: Youre straight. I get it. (Walks away.)
Monica: Oh my gosh! Rachel, honey.. are you okay? Where-where's Paolo?
Phoebe: Wow! I cannot believe Mark asked you out.
Joey: Yeah, are you just going down there to gawk at that hot girl with the belly button ring again?
Monica: Hi, uh, Richard it's Monica, um, listen I did something kind of crazy tonight, um, maybe I'm getting my period or something, I don't know. Um, anyway, I, I, I beeped into your machine and I heard a message that, that freaked me out, and um, you know what Michelle will tell you the rest. I, I, um, I'm sorry, okay, I, I hope that we can forget the whole thing. Okay, bye.
SUSAN: How you doin'?
Rachel: Well, thank you, Melanie.
Tag: (To her, in the Joey voice) How you doin?
Monica: I know! Ill tell you something, we are gonna do that again!
Paul: Would you .Would you hug me?
Monica: I read to you.
CHANDLER: Ok, but can you tell him that, because he thinks he's too pink.
Rachel: Well, maybe you didnt want it to end?
Mrs. Bing: (To phone) Okay, thank you. (To Ross) It's the Italian Hand-Licker, isn't it.
ROSS: Yeah, you really sidestepped that land mine.
Monica: You just wanna each take one?
Gunther: Well, if you want, you can work here.
Frannie: You had sex, didn't you?
Billy: Like when you go bowling and you know youre in somebody elses shoes?
Joey: Come on, I mean, you know me, you know...
Monica: (to Phoebe) Would you stop?
Phoebe: Ooh, yeah. Then what are you going to put on top of that?
RUSS: Hey, you listen.
Joey: You got all that from the back of her head?
Ross: You were at the coffeehouse!
ROB: You OK?
Chandler: Yes...Yes..Uh-huh, You?(Looking over at her. She looks back.) We did you.
ROSS: Rach, come on, look, I know how you must feel.
Rachel: Ross, thank you. Hey, do you guys wanna go see a movie?
Rachel: Monica, you broke up with him for a reason.
Ross: No! Hey, you know what? I'm sorry. I would never force you... to hire someone you were this uncomfortable with...
Chandler: You are, youre gonna leave me like this?
Erin: Look, hes a really great guy and I know that you really want this to work out, but I just dont see this having a future.
FBOB: You too.
Kim: You didnt cancel the fabric order from Taiwan?
Phoebe: There we go.You know what, if we were in prison, you guys would be, like, my bitches.
JOEY: You gave him cookies?
Phoebe: Well look, you dont really like the one from uptown and youre too exhausted from dating the one up in Poughkeepsie, so I say you just end them both. Okay? You take a train up to Poughkeepsie and break up with her, and on your way back you break up with uptown. And then by the time you get home tonight, youre done!
Amy: Seriously? Its.. its just these rooms? <moves hands around motioning 'just these rooms'> <To Ross> I thought you were a doctor.
Rachel: Ok, good-bye you guys. Thanks for everything. (she starts to leave, and hits everyone with her skis) Oh, sorry! Oh, sorry!
MONICA: Well, what made you make the exception for me?
Monica: I want you to know, it wasn't me who turned you in.
Phoebe: I know! (points at herself) Evil! And... and... and... I like Mike so much, you know. It's just going really well. Oh my God!
Chandler: Well, you can see my dad in Vegas kissing other dads.
Boy in the Cape: You cant tell me to shut up!
Joey: Yeah, you shoulda been there last night.
Kate: Im soo glad I caught you, I couldnt find you before.
Monica: You guys are always hanging out in my apartment! Come on, I'll only use my left hand, huh? Come on, wussies! (Joey and Chandler pick her up) All right, ok, I gotta go. I'm going, (they throw her out) and I'm gone.
JOEY: It's not what you think, that was...
Ross: Because she's just going to shoot me down. You guys saw what happened with Gunther. That did not look like fun.
Ross: Its like that everywhere, Joey! Okay, Mon, back me up here. Where you work the uh, waiters eat with the waiters, right? And the chefs eat with the other chefs, right?
JOEY: Yeah right after we stole his lunch money and gave him a wedgie. What's the matter with you, he's parking the car.
Monica: Yeah could-could-could you get me something to drink?
Chandler: No! That was a test! In a couple of hours Im gonna get really drunk and wanna call Kathy and you guys are gonna have to stop me! And then after that, Im gonna get so drunk, Im gonna wanna call Janice
Mrs. Geller: Were sorry honey, but we just assumed if you got married after you turned 30 youd pay for it yourself.
Monica: Hold it! Are you talking about Dick Clarks New Years Rocking Eve?
Chandler: Here you go. (Shows her the number again.)
Ross: And what did he ask you not to call him?
Monica: Oh, what a great argument, exhaling! All right, y'know what, Ill prove it to you, okay. Ill trade you Joey for Rachel, and Ill still win the game.
Ross: Okay, all right, Ill take you. Ill go call Joan. (Does so.)
Chandler: Oh no-no Joey, I am not going to tell you because I am an excellent secret keeper.
Joey: How could you not remember that we slept together?
Joey: You wont boss me around anymore?
Jim: Oh also, you might be interested to know that I have a Ph.D.
Joey: Because you two were having sex!