words in movies
Monica: (In a sexy voice) Come in. I've been waiting for you.
Rachel: Since when do take naps in that position. Oh God Monica, tell me you were waiting for a guy! Please tell me you were waiting for a guy!
Rachel: Why aren't you guys at the movie?
Ross: (on phone) I-I-I don't care if I said some other girl's name you prissy, old twit!
Chandler: (entering, happily, with a bottle of champagne, thinking that Monica is the only one there) Ha-ha-ha-(sees everyone)-enh-enh. I'm so glad you guys are all here! My office finally got wrinkle free fax paper!
Monica: Vomit tux? Who vomited ony'know what, what you up to Joe?
Joey: Why dont you like PBS, Pheebs?
Joey: I'm sorry Pheebs, I just, y'know, I just wanted to do a good deed. Like-like you did with the babies.
Phoebe: This isn't a good deed, you just wanted to get on TV! This is totally selfish.
Joey: Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! What about you, having those babies for your brother? Talk about selfish!
Phoebe: What-what are you talking about?!
Joey: Well, yeah, it was a really nice thing and all, but it made you feel really good right?
Joey: It made you feel good, so that makes it selfish. Look, there's no unselfish good deeds, sorry.
Phoebe: Yeah, it's Y'know there'sno you may not!
Phoebe: Are you calling me selfish?!
Joey: Are you calling you people? (Chandler rolls his eyes.) Yeah, well sorry to burst that bubble, Pheebs, but selfless good deeds don't exist. Okay? And you the deal on Santa Clause right?
Phoebe: I'm gonna find a selfless good dead. I'm gonna beat you, you evil genius.
Ross: No wait! Look, wait! Okay, you can hang up, but I'm gonna keep calling! I'm gonna, I'm gonna call everyone in England if that's what it takes to get you to talk to me!
Ross: Look you're my wife. We're-we're married. Y'know? I-I love you. I-I really miss you.
Emily: I miss you to. Well, at least I think I do.
Phoebe: Hey, Joey, when you said the deal with Santa Clause, you meant?
Rachel: So Chandler, have you heard about Monica's secret boyfriend?
Chandler: Really?! That's what you heard? (To Monica) You said that?
Chandler: Because I'm very happy for him! (To Monica) And you, you lucky dog!
Monica: But you live here! (Ross rolls his eyes.) You know that.
Rachel: What-what-what are you gonna do?
Monica: Yeah, I'm sure your ex-wife will be more than happy to move to another country so you can patch things up with your new wife.
Stage Director: No you answer it and take pledges.
Joey: You don't seem to understand. See, I was Dr. Drake Remoray.
Chandler: (entering) Hey, Monica? Can I ask you a cooking question?
Ross: All right Emily, as much as I love you, I'm sorry, I can't move to London without Ben.
Ross: Yeah, would you please consider moving here? I mean you were gonna move here anyway, why can't you just do that?
Ross: Oh-oh-okay, but-but I know, that even though I've been a-a complete idiot up 'til now, I mean, I mean you-you-you have to come here. You have to come here so we can work this out.
Ross: All right, did you just say all right?
Emily: Well, you have to understand how humiliating it was for me up on that altar in front of my entire family, all my friends.
Emily: And then after decided to forgive you, seeing you at the airport catching our plane with her.
Emily: I mean, I can't-I can't be in the same room as her! It drives me mad just thinking of you being in the same room as her!
Ross: Emily, there is nothing between Rachel and me. Okay? I love you.
Emily: (interrupting him) As long as you don't see Rachel anymore.
Monica: What?! You can'twhat did you tell her?
Ross: I told her I'd have to think about it. I mean, how the hell am I supposed to make this kind of a decision? (They're all quiet.) I'm actually asking you!
Chandler: Well, you can't just not see Rachel anymore, she's one of your best friends.
Phoebe: Yeah, but you've known Rachel since High School and you cannot just cut her out of your life.
Monica: No, you cannot.
Monica: Oh hey Joey! We've been watching all day, when are you gonna be on TV?
Joey: Oh, uh, okay, how, how about now? (He waves his hand in front of the woman next to him and you can now see his arm on TV.)
Emeril: (on TV.) Now maybe you just like wanna but the whole duck in there! Who cares, y'know? Now I got the legs
Chandler: How many times have I told you guys, you never watch the cooking channel!
Phoebe: (on phone from Central Perk) Hey Joey, I just wanted to let you know that I found a selfless good deed. I just went down to the park and I let a bee sting me.
Joey: Hey, excuse me, would you mind switching with me?
Gary Collins: Welcome back to our fall telethon. Now if you've been enjoying the performance of Cirque Du Soleil, (As he is speaking, Joey and the volunteer getting into a shoving match.) and you'd like to see more of the same kind of programming, it's very simple. All you have to do (Joey is knocked down.) is call in your pledge and at that time tell the operator, one of our volunteers, what kind of programming you'd like to (Just as the volunteer sits down, Joey pulls him to the ground.)
Monica: A Magic Eight ball?! You can't be serious, you can't make this decision with a toy!
Joey: $200? Are you sure Pheebs? I mean, after what Sesame Street did to ya?
Joey: And you don't a little good about donating the money?
Gary Collins: (on TV.) It looks like we have surpassed last year's pledge total! Thank you viewers! The pledge that did it was taken by one of our volunteers (He walks over to where Joey is sitting.) Oh boy! And may I say one of our sharpest dressed volunteers, (Joey stands up.) Mr. Joseph Tribbiani!
Chandler: (entering) Look, maybe I got carried away before. But there's something you gotta know. If I'm the best, it's only because you've made me the best.
Chandler: I mean I was nothing before you. Call the other girls and ask. Which wouldn't take long. But when I'm with you, and we're together, OH MY GOD.
Chandler: Oh-aw my God! Now, I understand if you never want to sleep with me again, but that would be wrong. We're too good! We owe it, to sex!
Rachel: (entering) Hi! Are you ready? We're gonna be late!
Ross: Yeah, I uh, totally forgot about that. You mind if I take a rain check? I'm waiting for a call from Emily.
Rachel: Sure. I guess. Hey, I hear you don't have to go to London. Yay!
Rachel: Well, why don't you talk to me about it, maybe I can help.
Rachel: Well, I-I know you can do that too. I'm just, I'm just saying if you need somebody to talk to Hi!
Rachel: Ross? Look, whatever this relationship stuff that Emily wants, just give it to her. Come on, the bottom line here is that you love her. So just fix whatever she wants fixed. Just do it. (The phone starts ringing.) I mean, you're gonna have to try. You'll just gonna hate yourself if you don't. (The phone keeps ringing.) Oh come on answer it! It's driving me crazy!
Ross: (answering the phone.) Hello. (Listens) Hi sweetie. (Listens.) Good. Look umm, yes I've been thinking about that thing that you wanted me to do and, I can do it. (Rachel gives him a thumbs up.) So will you come to New York? (Rachel wants to know what she said, and he gives her a thumbs up and she goes over and hugs him. All the time not knowing what's going on.)
Rachel: Uh Ross? You asked me that.
Rachel: Oh yknow what? Yknow what? Now that you know what you want you should go to Kleinmans and get it half off. This place is so overpriced.
Monica: Well what are you gonna do when he finds out he wasnt even asked?!
Phoebe: Why? Who’d you seen him with?
Monica: What is wrong with you?!!!
Monica: How she drove you crazy, picking on every little detail, like your hair... for example.
Monica: No you robot!!
Phoebe: Great, okay, what are you gonna change it to?
Chandler: Aww, I love you so
Ross: Huh, whats fish hooking... (Joey sticks his finger in Rosss mouth and pulls on his cheek, y'know like when you hook a fish.) (to Joey, sarcastic) Thanks man, that would have been really hard to describe. What is that taste?
Phoebe: Youre making one right now!
Monica: (entering, to Joey and Rachel) Hey, did you guys know, that your oven doesn't work?
Joey: Aww, you guys are so cute!
Joey: Oh no, not you too!
Monica: Boy, you are really not a morning person.
Joey: You do?
Phoebe: I dont accept this rule. When me make plans, I expect you to show up. Okay, I cant just be a way to kill time til you meet someone better! Yknow boyfriends and girlfriends come and go, but this (Motions that their friendship) is for life!
MONICA: [answers the door] Dr. Greene. Oh my God it's Rachel's dad. What're you doing here?
Ross: Uhm... Rachel and I hired a male nanny. (Joey makes a gesture and sound like "Can you believe that?")
Ross: Youre welcome. (Gently kicks her back.)
Ross: You take care Jill.
Chandler: How can I not be upset? Okay? I finally fall in love with this fantastic woman and it turns out that she wanted you first!
Tommy: Ooh, sorry little Mr. Chic-A-Dee, sorry you went doody in my hand! (starts to walk out and stops) (to Rachel) Well, I guess were not going out anymore. Whaa!!!
DR. BURKE: I didn't need to know that. I guess 21 years is a lot. I mean, hell, I'm a whole person who can drink older than you.
Chandler: Wait a minute, wait. Youre telling me this actress person is the only woman you ever wanted who didnt want you back?!
RACH: Yeah, but how much can you tell from a look?
Chandler: Okay, give me a second! (Pause) Did you clean up in here?
RICHARD: Uh, the guy was Lou Gehrig. Didn't you kinda see it coming?
Dr. Long: Twenty-one hours, youre a hero.
Ross: Im gonna call after you!
Monica: So you can like, bite, and pull peoples hair and stuff?
Monica: Okay, fine. Let's talk about snow. -- Do you think it's snowing in Tulsa, where my husband is having sex on a copying machine?
The Cigarette Smoking Guy: (No, not the Cigarette Smoking Man from The X-Files.) Well, maybe you and your baby should go to another strip club.
RACHEL: Would you let me talk. [flicks Monica on the forehead]
MONICA: Yeah, I'll be fine.� You know, maybe I'll stay here and practice the art of seduction.
Monica: Why dont you just stop doing stupid things? Then you wouldnt have to apologize.
Chandler: This teramisu is, is excellent. Did you make it Mary-Angela?
Rachel: Wow! How are you?!
Monica: Yes, but you are dead inside.
Woman: I'll see you tomorrow.
RACH: Thank you. OK. [dials] [to Michael] Machine. Just waiting for the beep.
Ross: 'Kay, wait a minute, are you sure she didn't say "When are you gonna grow up and realise I am your mom?"
Chandler: Yes! Ross, you have to stay!
Chandler: Yeah, you almost overreacted to something.
Rachel: You are asking me to be your wife!
Ross: I know. I know. But, can we please try it again? Huh? I mean, you were so close Phoebe!
Rachel: God, I am so glad you dont have a problem with this, because if you did, I wouldnt even consider applying.
Joey: Oh, you want something serious. Y'know what you should do, you should get her one of those um, barium enemas. Those are dead serious.
Phoebe: Hey, how are you guys doing?
Joey: That's okay Mike, I have forgiven you. And now we're friends again everything's great!
Ross: Or you can sit with him on the front porch and make sure no one steals the trash cans. He does that every week too.
Carol: You slept with another woman?
Monica: Youre his bitch.
Chandler: Thats what you should say.
ROSS: Uh, excuse me. Evolution is not for you to buy, Phoebe. Evolution is scientific fact, like, like, like the air we breathe, like gravity.
Ross: The head, the head. You gotta...
Joey: There you go! That's the spirit I'm looking for! What can we do? Huh? All right who's first? Huh? Ross?
Joey: Yeah, yeah... Absolutely. I mean, just because something's difficult doesn't mean that you quit.
Rachel: Oh! (pause) Ok. Ok, you really wanna know who it is?
Rachel: Hey, umm, can I ask you guys something?
Frank: You mean like watch?
Chandler: Well, youre not suggesting that we spend all of the money on the wedding?
Chandler: When youre marrying us; thats what you should say.
Chandler: Oh no, yes we do my man. Remember when we were back in college and we went to that spring dance and you walked right up to that girl you liked and you could not stop talking about the Irish potato famine?
Joey: Okay, you watch too much TV.
Ross: Oh so-so you weren't trying to entice me just now with your-your nakedness?
Chandler: Okay, anything for you sir?
CHANDLER: Achhh.� It's always better to lie than to have the complicated discussion.� (pause)� Except with you.
Joey: Wow! You guys seem to be having a good time.
Chandler: Oh, yeah! How did you meet her?
Phoebe: (interrupting) Whatever! What about you Meg?
Rachel: Yeah, why is it so hard for you to believe?!
Roy: Ooh, boy. You should warn people there's no elevator! I should not have had that Mexican food for lunch.
Rachel: Chandler!! (He turns around quickly) Promise me, you will end it.
RACHEL: Well, maybe they can find a way to bring you back.
Monica: Wow! It took you all night to come up with that plan?!
Monica: Well, youre not.
Ross: Whats a matter with me? Youve got a black light. Its 1999!
Ross: Do you realise that man has cried in our apartment three times...? Huh? I haven't cried that many times since I moved in.
Monica: Yknow what? You are right?!
Phoebe: He is sweet. Hes too sweet. He calls me all the time. (Mimicking him) "So did-did you get home from work okay?" "Did-did you get out of the shower okay?"
Monica: We owe you?!
Ross: (he bounds into the lounge room) But you didn't! I'm still alive!! Kori, I know this is a big surprise for you. It's a long story but the things you just said really made my day! I mean, the fact that you are here means more to me than if this room were filled with people!
Monica: Oh God, stop with the plan! So what, so what you saw him with a girl? Who cares?! That doesn't mean anything! Now look, you're going to go out on a date with Danny and you're going to be so charming he's gonna forget all about that stupid subway girl.
Emily: I dont think you understand packing. Look, I just dont want to leave it to the last minute. Last time I left in such a rush, I left my knickers here.
Joey: When you say used, do you mean eat as a pre-cooking snack?
Chandler: The front page? You really do live in your own little world, dont ya?
Rachel: (crying) Do you guys have to go to the new house right away, or do you have some time?
Joey: (to Chandler) You know, I think I was sixteen.
Monica: Okay, Ill rest. But yknow if Im going to bed, then youre coming with me.
Rachel: Okay-okay that-that's amazing. How did you know that?
MONICA: Really Phoebs? Because, you know, you'd have to be an actual waitress. This can't be like your 'I can be a bear cub' thing.
Joey: Sure, its hard to forget! But that doesnt mean you have to talk about it! A lot of things happened on that trip that we should never, (to Chandler) ever talk about.
Monica: Oh my God! What were you doing in a library?
Phoebe: Thats not why youre going! Youre going because you hope hes gonna say, "Yeah, I love you too, Rach. Forget that British chippy."
Ross: Dude, you are sick.
Joey: I'm mad at you for leaving! You're nothing but a big leaver. Big leaver with a stupid suitcase.
Phoebe: Oh, come on! I think hes ready to get rid of, what did you call it? The cheap knock-offs and dinosaur junk.
Chandler: ....And then I just, you know, threw the bag of barley at her, and ran out of the store.
Carol: Thank you so much.