words in movies
Monica: Would you let it go? It's not that big a deal.
Ross: Not that big a deal? It's amazing. Ok, you just reach in there, there's one little maneuver, and bam, a bra right out the sleeve. All right, as far as I'm concerned, there is nothing a guy can do that even comes close. Am I right?
Rachel: Come on! You guys can pee standing up.
Joey: Ok, you know what blows my mind? Women can see breasts any time they want. You just look down and there they are. How you get any work done is beyond me.
Phoebe: Oh, ok, you know what I don't get? The way guys can do so many mean things, and then not even care.
Monica: Chandler, nobody likes breaking up with someone. You just gotta do it.
Chandler: No, I know, but it's just so hard, you know? I mean, you're sitting there with her, she has no idea what's happening, and then you finally get up the courage to do it, and there's the horrible awkward moment when you've handed her the note.
Joey: Why do you have to break up with her? Be a man, just stop calling.
Phoebe: You know, if you want, I'll do it with you.
Phoebe: No, I mean you break up with Janice and I'll break up with Tony.
Phoebe: Yeah, I know, he's sweet, but it's just not fun anymore, you know? I don't know if it's me, or his hunger strike, or, I don't know.
Ross: Oh, yeah, last week you had a wonderful, nutty, chocolatey kind of a cakey pie thing. (Rachel gives him a dirty look) Nothing, just, just, I'm fine.
Monica: Did he give you that whole "You're-not-up-to-this" thing again?
Monica: Wow, being dumped by you obviously agrees with her.
Phoebe: Are you gonna go over there?
Joey: You look good.
Joey: You don't say.
Ross: So, uh, Rachel, what are you, uh, what're you doing tonight?
Ross: Oh, you uh, you wanna hear a freaky coincidence? Guess who's doing laundry there too?
Ross: Me. Was that not clear? Hey, why don't, um, why don't I just join you both, here?
Rachel: Don't you have a laundry room in your building?
Angela: Bob is great. He's smart, he's sophisticated, and he has a real job. You, you go on three auditions a month and you call yourself an actor, but Bob...
Angela: Yeah, well, sorry, Joe. You said let's just be friends, so guess what?
Joey: Fine, fine, so, why don't the four of us go out and have dinner together tonight? You know, as friends?
Joey: You know, you and Bob, and me and my girlfriend, uh, uh, Monica.
Joey: Monica, I'm tellin' you, this guy is perfect for you.
Monica: What's going on here? You go out with tons of girls.
Joey: (proud) I know, but, I made a huge mistake. I never should have broken up with her. Will you help me? Please?
Chandler: Oh. Well, hold on camper, are you sure you've thought this thing through?
Chandler: It's just you and Rachel, just the two of you? This is a date. You're going on a date.
Ross: So what're you saying here? I should shave again, pick up some wine, what?
Chandler: Well, you may wanna rethink the dirty underwear. This is basically the first time she's gonna see your underwearyou want it to be dirty?
Ross: Ok, ok, now what is wrong with my Snuggles? What, it says I'm a sensitive, warm kinda guy, you know, like a warm, fuzzy bear. Ok, I can pick something else up on the way.
Chandler: There you go.
Monica: Thank you. So what does this Bob guy look like? Is he tall? Short?
Monica: You've never met Bob, have you?
Janice: Oh, my god, I am so glad you called me. I had the most supremely awful day.
Janice: We got the proofs back from that photo shoot, you know, the one with the little vegetables. Anyway, they pretty much sucked, so, I blew off the rest of the day, and I went shopping...(looks through her bags)... and I got you, I'm looking, I'm looking, I'm looking, I got you...
Chandler: (covering) What... did you get me there?
Janice: I got you...these. (pulls out a pair of socks)
Janice: Well, I knew you had the Rockys, and so I figured, you know, you can wear Bullwinkle and Bullwinkle, or you can wear Rocky and Rocky,or, you can mix and match, moose and squirrel. Whatever you want.
Chandler: Well, I'm gonna get another espresso. Can I get you another latte?
Phoebe: Ok, you weren't there.
Rachel: Well, you know, no suds, no save.
Ross: Hey, hey, hey, that's not the rule and you know it.
Ross: Well, that's because you're such a sweet, gentle, uh...Do you, uh, do you...Oh, hey, uh you must need detergent.
Ross: Rach, do you uh, are you gonna separate those?
Ross: Rach, have you never done this before?
Rachel: Well, not myself, but I know other people that have. Ok, you caught me. I'm a laundry virgin.
Ross: Uh, well, don't worry, I'll use the gentle cycle. Ok, um, basically you wanna use one machine for all your whites, a whole nother machine for colors, and a third for your uh, your uh, delicates, and that would be your bras and your under-panty things.
Monica: (to Joey) He is so cute. (to Angela and Bob) So, where did you guys grow up?
Joey: So, you and Angela, huh?
Joey: You're a lucky man. You know what I miss the most about her? That cute nibbly noise when she eats. Like a happy little squirrel, or a weasel.
Monica: I've gotta tell you, Bob is terrific.
Angela: You know what else? He's unbelievable in bed.
Phoebe: Ok, you can do this. It's just like pulling off a Band-aid. Just do it really fast, and then the wound is exposed.
Janice: All right. Well, there you go. (she gets extremely wound up, and begins to try and calm herself down) Stop it, stop it, stop it.
Rachel: Ok, I know this is gonna sound really stupid, but I feel that if I can do this, you know, if I can actually do my own laundry, there isn't anything I can't do.
Ross: That does not sound stupid to me. You know, it's like the first time I had to make dinner for myself, after Carol left me? (the buzzer on the washer goes off) I'm sorry, that's all the time we have. Next on Ross...(opens up the washer) Uh-oh.
Ross: All right, all right, it's just that you left a red sock in with all your whites, and now, everything's kinda pink.
Monica: Oh my god, what were you thinking?
Joey: Wait, wait, wait. You want him, I want her. He likes you.
Chandler: Here's the thing, Janice. You know, I mean, it's like we're different. I'm like the bing, bing, bing. You're like the boom, boom, (Chandler flails his hand out and hits Janice in the eye)... boom.
Chandler: Oh, my god, I'm so sorry. Are you ok?
Phoebe: Oh my god. (Chandler downs another espresso.) How many of those have you had?
Chandler: How do you do that?
Ross: You got the clothes clean. Now that's the important part.
Woman: Yeah, well, I had a 24-inch waist. You lose things. Now come on, get outta my way.
Rachel: I'm sorry, you know, maybe I wasn't being clear. Uh, this is our cart.
Rachel: All right, listen, missy. If you want this cart, you're gonna have to take me with it!
Rachel: (to Ross) Yes! Did you see that?
Ross: You were incredible! Brand new woman, ladies and gentlemen.
Rachel: I could not have done this without you.
Rachel: Are you sure?
Rachel: Oh, are you sure you're ok?
Joey: Let me explain to you how the human body works. I have to warm my stomach first. Eatin chips is like stretching.
Ross: Um, you know, just out of curiosity...
Dr. Rosen: (Nervously) okay, but you have to admit that every time we go out... Women we meet at the hospital... It turns into...
Rachel: Aaah... Ross, actually there's something that I really need to talk to you about.
Monica: (gasps) Ohh, wow! Thats great! (Rachel and Monica hug.) Oh wow! We really have to start planning! I have, I have a lot of really specific ideas! We should probably get together like four times per week. You can come over to my place; well get together before work! What do you say, 6:30, my place? Im so excited! (Runs out leaving Rachel completely stunned and Phoebe laughing.)
Mona: Yknow, every year I say Im gonna send out holiday cards and I never do it. Do you wanna, do you wanna send this one out together?
Monica: What are you talking about? We�re all together right now.
Joey: I did that too! They wouldnt give me her real name or her number. They said, "If I bothered them again theyd call the police." I said, "If you talk to the police, you tell them Im missing a ring!"
Chandler: Maybe the problem was you were pronouncing it kara-tay.
Robin Williams: Yeah, could you scooch?
The Saleswoman: You're telling me this couch was delivered to you like this?!
JOEY: Hey Phoebs, if you want, I'll do it.
Guy: (muffled) May I help you?
ROSS: Well, I was going to, but after I talked to you, I talked to Joey.
Ross: Yeah, you didnt expect her to live there with a baby did you?
Rachel: Are you sure?
Phoebe: Come on! Look where you are!!
Rachel: No, not that, I mean, what about you and Mindy?
Chandler: Yeah, I mean when you were late last night, Kathy and I got to talking, and one thing to another and
MONICA: I've been great, just great. How have you been? [tilting her head]
Chandler: Well, maybe I won't kiss you, and then you'll have to stay.
Monica: (to Phoebe) Here you go. You can wear this. (hands her a sweater)
Chandler: Oh, y'know, what did you mean when you said pivot?
Dr. Green: Excuse me, you think Im cheap?
Rachel: Oh really? So youre saying they just slid out of your bottom drawer, crawled across the floor, then jumped on to my desk?! (I think Dogbert should have a line here.)
Phoebe: (shocked) You know her?!
Ross: Okay, 'you' can't, or (Points to Chandler) you can't? (Chandler grabs his finger) Okay, that's my finger. (Chandler twists it and Ross goes down on one knee) That's, that's my knee. (To Central Perk) Still doing the play. Aaah!
Emily: Monica, why have you brought me here of all places?!
Monica: (to Chandler) Oh my God. That was so amazing! When did you (pause) Hold on! I almost forgot (she turns to Mike) loser! (back to Chandler) When did you stop sucking?
Ross: Ok, no, no, you hang up. You, you, y(Rachel grabs the phone and hangs it up for him.)
Phoebe: Okay umm, Id also like to try on the tiara. (The male jeweler hands it to her.) Oh yeah. Okay. (Puts it on.) (To the jeweler) What do you think, too much?
Rachel: You pierced her ears? How could you do this without telling me?
Joey: Thanks man. Did you hear that, you guys? You're gonna get to stay here! And, and it's good, you know, 'cause, 'cause now you have a reason to come visit.
Chandler: But I made you a tape of what I think are all romantic songs.
Amy: Oh! He's ok. Do you remember my old boyfriend Mark?
Cashier: I notice you picked out a lot of our dinosaur items.
Emily: You really enjoyed yourself didnt you?
Phoebe: Then he comes over! (Mimicking him) "Im so worried about you." Uck! Be a man!
Joey: You know, on the one hand you're happy for them, but on the other hand it's hard to let go.
Monica: You bet.
Rachel: You fell asleep?!
Ross: Thats cause-cause youre moms dog kept-kept looking at me.
Joey: Yeah, maybe he just cheated on you.
Chandler: (to Joey) Well hes probably mad after you called him this morning to borrow his goggles.
Richard: So, you wanna get a hamburger or something?
Monica: Youre wrong! The centerpieces are fine! Do you ever get scared at all?
Andrea: (turns to a friend) You were right. (They walk off and leave Chandler.)
MRS. GELLER: She never tells us anything. Ross, did you know Monica's seeing someone?
Rachel: Now you're probably going to hire one of the people who did not ah, (She puts her hands on his desk blotter and he moves it. Rachel then doesn't know where to put her hands.) who did, who did not umm, yell at you and storm out, and I think that's a big mistake and here's why. I made a huge fool of myself and I came back, that shows courage. When I thought you wanted sex in exchange for this job, I said no. That shows integrity. And, I was not afraid to stand up for myself and that shows courage. (Suddenly realizes that she said courage twice.) Okay umm, now I know I already said courage, but y'know you gotta have courage. And umm, and finally when I thought you were making sexual advances in the workplace, I said no and I was not litigious. {By the way, litigious means to want to litigate and litigate is to make a lawsuit against. So she didn't want to sue him. Don't worry, I had to look it up too.} So there you go, you got, you got (counts them off with her fingers) courage, you got integrity, you got (Pause) courage again, and not litigious. Look Mr
Rachel: Ok well, well I'm really, I'm sorry about that Joey, but do you think that maybe on some level, you don't want to take off my bra?
Gunther: (bringing Rachel a mug) Rachel, I made you a cocoa.
Rachel: Okay, good. Now that since you know, when you come over would you mind actually using it?
Phoebe: You never run on a barge!
Phoebe: Wait, you can't take the money out.
Lauren: (at the window, shes looking down out of the window) What do you got down there, Vic? What do you got under that tarp?
Chandler: You want it?
Joey: I know! All right, Ill see you guys over there! Im off to fight the Nazis.
Ross: Gentlemen, youre pick.
Joey: (To Ross) Congratulations! You just got married!
Chandler: (without taking his eyes off the bra) You don't know! (Monica just smiles)
Joey: (to Gene) I know it could be intimidating for regular people to be around celebrities but... relax, I'm just like you! (pause) Only better looking and richer.
Assistant: You got sprayed with two two' s and...
RACHEL: Oh, well, you know, they're just separated so, you know, never know, we'll see.
Rachel: Oh, you guys. This was an amazing night. Thank you so much. I love you. Good night.
Rachel: Oh, you go out with him. (goes over and hugs her)
Monica: You and Mona are doing a holiday card together?
Ross: Monica and I have a grandmother who died, you both went to her funeral, name that grandmother!
Monica: (to the waitress) When you get a sec, another round of daiquiris.
Chandler: Look, shes really nice. Okay? And she mentioned that she adored the way that you arranged the sponges.
Tag: You wanna go down to the office right now?
Chandler: Monica, can I talk to you for a sec? (Pulls her away from Phoebe and Rachel)
Ross: You know how you throw your jacket on a chair at the end of the day?
Ross: No you dont.
Chandler: All right look, if you absolutely have to tell her, at least wait until the timings right. And thats what deathbeds are for.
Ross: Come on! Like I wanted him to tell you, I ran all over the place trying to make sure that didnt happen!
Rachel: No, it's not better. I still don't get to see you.
Chandler: Oh you wouldnt uh, care. Its just a stupid comic book story.
Joey: When was the last time someone told you just how beautiful you are?
All: You think?
Ross: Thank you.
Ross: If you want to check your email, just ask! (Chandler tries to look offended)
Monica: Did you ever go out with a guy your friends all really like?
JOEY: But don't you need experience for a job like that?
Phoebe: Oh, hey, Chandler I wanna hug you too!
Cecilia: No! Its because that way the camera only sees her! (She takes her hands off his face.) Do you wanna try it?
Joey: Oh. (realises) Ohh. Ohh, youre out of your mind.
Rachel: (on phone) Oh my God! Oh my God! Thank you! (Hangs up) That was the fire department, there was a fire at our place!
Ross: What are you talking about? You get sixty responses just for coming out of the closet! I didn't get one response! And I'm dead!
Doug: Well, I gotta tell ya Bing; that partner of yours is a real tiger. (To his wife.) Are you all right sweethart?
JOEY: So, you were both dorks. Big deal.
MONICA: I wanna buy 5 shares of SGJ and I wanna buy them now. C'mon time is money my friend. Thank you. Wooo.
Chandler: Are you all right?!
Coma Guy: I feel good! ...Who are you?
Chip: You know where I work!
Joey: (with food in his mouth) You talked to him. Are you crazy?
Phoebe: Yeah, but did you see the dents in his knuckles? That means he's artistic.
Rachel: Oh, but yknow, no, you didnt give me your phone number.
Ross: Happy for you. (He punches her back.)
Joey: (approvingly) Oh! ok, yeah, I think I can do that. Yeah ok, there's this party scene coming up.. and Olivia and her husband are there and all Drake wants to do is grab her and kiss her, but he can't... And that makes me think about all those times when I wanted to grab you and kiss you, but you didn't know so I would just pretend everything was cool, but really, it was killing me.
Chandler: Interesting! (To Monica) Can I see you for a second?