words in movies
Phoebe: Hi. Um, I want to start with a song thats about that moment when you suddenly realize what life is all about. OK, here we go. (plays a chord, then the lights go out) OK, thank you very much.
Rachel: Wow, this is so cool, you guys. The entire city is blacked out!
Rachel: Wow, you guys, this is big.
Chandler: She's right, it's Jill. Jill Goodacre. Oh my God. I am trapped in an ATM vestibule with Jill Goodacre! (pause) Is it a vestibule? Maybe it's an atrium. Oh, yeah, that is the part to focus on, you idiot!
Chandler: Oh! Some guy. Some guy. 'Hey Jill, I saw you with some guy last night. Yes, he was some guy.
Chandler: Alright, alright, alright. It's been fourteen and a half minutes and you still have not said one word. Oh God, do something. Just make contact, smile!
Chandler: There you go!
Jill: (awkwardly) Would you like to call somebody? (offering phone)
Monica: (to everyone) It's Chandler! (on phone) Are you OK?
Monica: I have no idea what you just said.
Monica: Oh my God! What were you doing in a library?
Ross: Pheebs, what about you?
Monica: You did not go!
Rachel: I just never had a relationship with that kind of passion, you know, where you have to have somebody right there, in the middle of a theme park.
Ross: (sarcastically) And you didn't marry him because...?
Rachel: I mean, do you think there are people who go through life never having that kind of...
Ross: Probably. But you know, I'll tell you something. Passion is way overrated.
Ross: It is. Eventually, it kind of... burns out. But hopefully, what you're left with is trust, and security, and... well, in the case of my ex-wife, lesbianism. So, you know, for all of those people who miss out on that passion... thing, there's all that other good stuff.
Ross: But, um... I don't think that's going to be you.
Rachel: You don't.
Rachel: You do?
Joey: You and Rachel.
Joey: Because you waited too long to make your move, and now you're in the friend zone.
Joey: Priesthood! Look Ross, I'm telling you, she has no idea what you're thinking. If you don't ask her out soon you're going to end up stuck in the zone forever.
Joey: Yeeeeaaaahhh! What's messing you up? The wine? The candles? The moonlight? You've just got to go up to her and say, 'Rachel, I think that...' (Rachel comes into the room behind them)
Rachel: What are you shushing?
Ross: We're shushing... because... we're trying to hear something. Listen. (everyone is silent) Don't you hear that?
Jill: Would you like some gum?
Chandler: Oh, then no thanks. What the hell was that? Mental note: If Jill Goodacre offers you gum, you take it. If she offers you mangled animal carcass, you take it.
Joey: Are you going to do it?
Joey: Do you want any help?
Ross: You come out there, you're a dead man.
Joey: Hey, where are you going?
Joey: You can't go out there.
Joey: I, um, can't tell you.
Joey: OK, you've got to promise that you'll never, ever tell Ross that I told you.
Monica: No, you are not. We tell you stuff.
Phoebe: Yuh-huh! I was the last one to know when Chandler got bitten by the peacock at the zoo. I was the last one to know when you had a crush on Joey when he was moving in. (Monica gestures at Phoebe to shut up; Joey looks surprised but pleased) Looks like I was second to last.
Chandler: You know, on second thought, gum would be perfection. (Jill gives him a stick of gum, and a strange look) 'Gum would be perfection'? 'Gum would be perfection.' Could have said 'gum would be nice,' or 'I'll have a stick,' but no, no, no, no. For me, gum is perfection. I loathe myself.
Phoebe: (trying to hold back the struggling cat) He seems to hate you. Are you sure?
Phoebe: (the cat runs away from her) Oooh! You are a very bad man!
Mr. Heckles: (as Phoebe and Rachel leave) You owe me a cat.
Rachel: Here, kitty-kitty. Here kitty-kitty. Where did you go, little kitty-kitty-kitty? Here kitty-kitty-kitty-kitty...
Rachel: (entering with Paolo, arm in arm) Everybody, this is Paolo. Paolo, I want you to meet my friends. This is Monica.
Phoebe: Ah! Well! There you go! Last to know again! And I'm guessing... since nobody told me... this is Paolo.
Phoebe: (smiling) You betcha!
Jill: Are you alright?
Chandler: (gasping) Yes... thank you. That was... that was....
Rachel: (to Monica and Phoebe) Oh my God, you guys, what am I doing? What am I doing? This is so un-me!
Monica: If you want, I'll do it.
Phoebe: You know, did you ride mopeds? 'Cause I've heard... (they stare at her)... oh, I see... it's not about that right now. OK.
Ross: Listen. Um, listen. Something you should... know... um, Rachel and I... we're kind of a thing.
Paolo: Ah, you... have the sex?
Ross: No, no, no. Technically the... sex is not... being had, but that's... see, that's not the point. See, um, the point is that... Rachel and I should be, er, together. You know, and if you get in the.... um...
Ross: No, no, that's not where I was going. Er, if you get in the... way, of us becoming a thing, then I would be, well, very sad.
Ross: So you do know a little English.
Ross: Do you know the word crapweasel?
Ross: That's funny, because you know, you are a huge crapweasel!
Ross: Thank you.
Joey: Hey Ross. This probably isn't the best time to bring it up, but you have to throw a party for Monica.
Chandler: Hi, um, I'm account number 7143457. And, uh, I don't know if you got any of that, but I would really like a copy of the tape.
Chandler: Yeah, Im sorry man. (Pause) You wanna go watch?
Joey: Hey OK great, what would you do if I did this? (Swings to punch Chandler, he moves and he ends up punching Ross, knocking him off the stool. Ross then gets up and just stares at Joey.)
Ross: You do Pheebs?
Phoebe: Oh, I can't believe you! You've been so good, for three years!
Estelle: The one I told you about last week?
Chandler: Well, youre welcome. And tell them were really glad theyre coming.
Ross: (pulls his hand away) Okay! Okay. (To his parents) Look, I, uh- I realise you guys have been wondering what exactly happened between Carol and me, and, so, well, here's the deal. Carol's a lesbian. She's living with a woman named Susan. She's pregnant with my child, and she and Susan are going to raise the baby.
Rachel: Oh my God... What.. What are you guys doing here?
Ross: Ohh! Thank you.
JOEY: [opens the drapes] Hey, Ross! What are you doin'?
Joey: I think youre right.
Chandler: You know, I may be way out on a limb here, but do you, do you, have a problem with Janice?
Joey: (Snatches the phone) Hey Ma. Listen, I made the appointment with Dr. Bazida, and... Excuse me? (To his dad) Did you know this isn't Ma?
CHANDLER: You'll see, you guys are all gonna go off and get married, and I'm gonna end up alone. Will you promise me something? When you're married, will you invite me over for holidays?
Ross: Okay, but do you really need another friend? I mean...
Joey: Come on you guys, we want you to know we're (His eye widen even more) very very sorry. (Monica and Chandler are now covering their eyes with their hands) (then to the others in the hall) Right guys?
Chandler: Are you kidding? Okay, Ill give you a hint; Ill give you a hint. (Points to his glasses.)
Monica: Can you believe he just offered me a restaurant?
FBOB: Thanks. You wanna hear something funny?
RACH: Are you over me?
Phoebe: Ohh, Monica, I am so excited for you.
Joey: (In near tears, realizes she is right) I hate to admit it, but you're probably right. How did you get to be so smart?
Emily: Are you all right?
Monica: Yeah, you miss alot, when you're moo-ing.
Joey: I dunno, I've been standing here spelling it out for you! (Goes back to the door) I don't hear anything. Oh, wait, wait, wait. (Looks through the spyhole)
Chandler: Im sure youre right, but why?
Chandler: (To Ross) Well, there you are! So what did Elizabeth say?
Joey: Someone you didnt make up!
Chandler: You actually think that something can happen between Emily and Susan?
Joey: You should both know, that he's a dead man. Oh, Chandler? (Starts after Chandler.)
Joey: Chandler, if it really hurts that bad you should just tell her.
ROSS: Monica, if you want, I can lend you some money.
Joshua: Behind you?
Erin: Or Ill call you!
ERICA: How, how can you be here and there.
Mr. Waltham: Sorry old boy, sorry. Sorry. Sorry. (Them all walk away. As he leaves he mutters to Jack.) I could kill you with my thumb, you know.
Elizabeth: Why dont you get in the hot tub and Ill meet you there.
Mr. Tribbiani: Gotta go. I miss you too, I love you, but it's getting real late now
Ross: Okay, okay. Enough, enough with the lunging. No! I'm sick of this. Okay. I've had it up to here with you two! Neither you can come to the party!
Chandler: (to Phoebe) It must take you forever to find your keys.
JOEY: You know what the. . . [sees Chandler on his knees, holding the couch cushions]
Joey: Thats right! And what are you not gonna do?
Phoebe: Sounds like youre a little jealous.
Phoebe: Well, then you should come tonight. You know, just hang out with them. Let them see what a great guy you still are.
Rachel: Hi you!
Monica: (starts to cry) Oh good God, Ross! How the hell do you do it?
Rachel: Okay, but Ross, eventually you and I are gonna be dating.
Rachel: No. Ross, it, it just seems that y'know its time we-we y'know, move on. I mean, I mean dont you think?
Mr. Burgin: Well just grab some food and take it with us right upstairs, and well be right out of you hair.
Wayne: I-I-I saw you on stage talking to that beautiful woman, yknow Sarah?
Ross: Rach, do you uh, are you gonna separate those?
Phoebe: So-so, what do you want for lunch?
Joshua: There you go.
Joey: Actually uh, could you give us a second?
Chandler: What's with the word y'all? You know, just... two words just... pushed together... Are we all allowed to do that, because if so, I say why stop there? You know, your new poodle could be your noodle. And fried chicken? Could be fricken.Waiter, waiter excuse me, I'll have the fricken? (Monica laughs) See, that's... that's funny with the fricken, right?
Joey: So? Who would you rather have kiss you, me or Chandler?
Janice: Whats the matter? Is something wrong? Do you have to stay?
Monica: Oh my God, what are you gonna do?!
Ross: You're right. Yours is worse. You are the king of bad Thanksgivings.
Dr. Green: You know whats really good here, the lobster. What do you say shall I just order three.
Monica: Listen umm, I've been thinking, it's not fair for me to ask you to spend all of your money on our wedding. I mean, you work, you work really hard for that.
Janice: Oh my God. You listen to me, Chandler, you listen to me. One of these times is just gonna be your last chance with me. (She runs off)
Monica: (pointing to the kitchen) Yeah you will! (Points to the bedroom) And, are you kiddin me?!
Mike: Look. Phoebe, I-I love you. Very much. But I never want to get married again.
Ross: Hey, wait! Wait-wait-wait! Joey, did you propose to her?
Monica: (sympathetic) Oh. (in a pirates voice) So you made her walk the plank? Aye, matie?
Monica: I so wanna be attracted to you.
Ross: Yes, you can, very much.
Sarah: Could you do me one favor, if its not too much trouble?
Monica: Does Ralph mumble when youre not paying attention?
Joey: Days Of Our Lives. Anyway, youre not gonna believe it! My character is coming out of his coma!!
Joey: (to the waiter) What are you still doin here?! I told you, lobster ravioli!
Emily: You didnt!
Monica: I'm still not done not wanting to talk to you.
Phoebe: Youve got to get out of here! Save yourself!
Joey: Yeah, you do!
Monica: So you hit her in the face?
Chandler: Are you serious?
Cailin: So. Howd you guys meet?
Phoebe: Of course you don't sweetie. You're brand new.
Chandler: So what are you going to do?
Monica: I love you too. (They kiss)
Joey: And you don't a little good about donating the money?
Ross: So how long are you in town?
Chandler: Are you serious?
Joey: Oh no! How can she do that when she's never shown any interest in you?!?
Jeannine: Well, if you don't, I will.
Dr. Rosen: So, Monica, what do you do?
Chandler: No thank you.
Chandler: It doesnt matter because nothing beats a three and a six. That my friend is D-Cup. Okay, now much have you won so far?
MONICA: But I thought you wanted to live by yourself.
Joey: You couldnt do it?!
Phoebe: (shocked) You work with robots!!
Dr. Green: What do you need help for?
Tall Guy: No, no. Shes fair game if you ask me, sorry buddy!
Joey: Hey! You dont get a say in this!
Monica: My God, you cant even look at me! Can you?
Chandler: Okay, you guys uh, you guys pick first
Joey: Like you wouldnt believe. (they go into the apartment) Wow! This is a great place.
Monica: Yknow, no point in dragging it out. Dragging out the long process of you moving out and us not living together anymore.