words in movies
Monica: Oh my God! You cleaned! (Gasps) Look at these floors! You did the windows! Oh, I have been begging you for months and you did! You cleaned! And nagging works!
Chandler: No, it wasnt you.
Monica: (shocked) I hope by maid you mean mistress, because if some other woman was here cleaning then
Chandler: Uh honey, I know you dont like to relinquish control
Chandler: Look, shes really nice. Okay? And she mentioned that she adored the way that you arranged the sponges.
Phoebe: (looking around) Whos cell phone is that? Its just so annoying; everywhere you go.
Phoebe: Oh my God Eric hi! Wait, howd you get this number?
Eric: Uh listen, I justI thought you should know I broke up with Ursula.
Phoebe: Oh you did? (To Rachel) He did it! He did it!
Eric: Anyway, I was wondering if, you were the sort of person who eats lunch.
Phoebe: Are you asking me out? Cause it would be kinda weird since you just broke up with my sister.
Phoebe: No! Wait! I was just saying that so youd think I was a good person. Fight for me.
Eric: Great! But wh-whHow do you know where I live?
Ross: Youre moving?
Rachel: Yeah, I cant live with Joey once the baby comes. I dont want my childs first words to be, (in a babys voice) "How you doin?"
Ross: So does-does Joey know youre moving?
Ross: Hey, yknow what and if youre looking for a place? I just heard in the elevator this morning that a woman in my building died.
Ross: Well I dont know, but how-how great would that be huh? You living in my building. I could help take care of the baby. I can come over whenever I want. (Rachel looks at him.) With your permission.
Ross: Yeah. No. No youre right.
Mrs. Verhoeven's Daughter: Are you close with her?
Mrs. Verhoeven's Daughter: You speak Dutch? (In Dutch) Zeer vereerd een vriend van mijn moeder te ontmoeten. (Translation: Im very honored to meet a friend of my mother.)
Rachel: Hmm. Do you thinkCould you tell me if shes hanging in, in a one bedroom or a two?
Brenda: Mrs. Bing, this tile cleaner is incredible! Whered you get it?
Chandler: See? I told you.
Chandler: So she stole your pants and then she came back and wore them in front of you?
Monica: Dont you see? Its the perfect crime!
Monica: I will prove it to you! Okay? About a week ago I was wearing those jeans and I dropped a pen in my lap and it left an ink stain on the crotch. Now when she comes back I will find it and show you that stain!
Eric: Come in, Im so glad youre here.
Phoebe: Yeah, me too. Not in the shaky angry way you are though.
Eric: Im sorry. I just when I look at you I see her. When I see her I get a little bit angry.
Eric: No wait! Theres only a problem when I look at you. (Sits down on the couch.) Oh I got it! I got it. (Puts his hands to his eyes.)
Eric: Not really. You youre blurry, but you still look like Ursula. Youre Blursula. Okay wait. Maybe If I-if I just dont look at you for a while. (Stands up and turns his back to her.) See? It it works. Im not, Im not angry at all anymore! This is a great date!
Phoebe: Look Eric, turn around. (He does so.) Look, I like you, but it shouldnt be this hard. Yknow? This is our first date yknow? First dates are supposed to be about excitement and electricity and Ooh, he just touched my hand, did he mean to touch my hand? and yknow first kisses and (He kisses her) second kisses. (Motions for him to kiss her again which he does and they start to make out.)
Gunther: Jij spreekt Nederlands? Dat is te gek. Heb je familie daar? (Translation: You speak Dutch That's cool. Do you have relatives there?)
Joey: (entering) Hey Ross! Listen, do you want to go see that new Imax movie on tide pools?
Joey: (laughs) No. But I got Knicks tickets for you, me, and Chandler.
Joey: To tape the game? You do this every time Ross, youre not gonna be on TV!
Joey: Oh, youre switching apartments?
Ross: Yeah, you didnt expect her to live there with a baby did you?
Ross: (finds the word in the book) Ezel! (Reads the translation.) Hey Gunther! Youre an ezel!
Gunther: Jij hebt seks met ezels. (Translation: You have sex with donkeys.)
Monica: Oh. (Holds on to it.) (To herself) Youre not gettin it.
Monica: Oh, will you do the top of the cabinets? Thatll really work up your appetite for lunch.
Joey: Ooh. (Notices the pizza, grabs a slice, and takes a bite.) So umm, I was talkin to Ross and he said you were looking for a new place.
Joey: I was kinda hoping youd stay.
Joey: No room? Its a baby. Its like this big. (Holds his hands about a foot apart.) Yknow, I mean you-you could you could put it over here. (A desk.) Or-or-or we could put it right here. (The chair.) Aw, its cute, right? Or-or we could put it over here. (By the bathroom door.) You wouldnt even notice it. Wheres the baby? (Mumbles that its over in the corner.)
Rachel: Honey, its not just a matter of where you put it. I mean a baby changes everything. They cry all the time. I mean imagine bringing home some girl and trying to score when theres a screaming baby around.
Rachel: Honey, its so sweet that you want me to stay, but I-I cant do that to you. I mean it would disrupt your entire life.
Joey: I love living with you so much. I just wish things didnt have to change.
Joey: Im gonna miss you, youre the hottest roommate I ever had.
Eric: Oh no, stay here well keep doing this. Ill pay you.
Phoebe: No, I got in trouble for that before. Ill see you later.
Eric: Absolutely. (They kiss and Phoebe heads for the door.) I love the way you kiss.
Phoebe: Really? Thats the thing Im worse at! Youll see. (Exits.)
Chandler: Are you sure? Did you see the stain?
Chandler: God! She is not stealing from us! Okay, will you let this go?
Chandler: And yet you dont recognize that youre crazy.
Monica: Heres the plan! Okay? Im going to leave you get a look at Brendas bra!
Monica: Did you not hear where my head was? Come on! Come on were a team! Were in this together!
Monica: Do this for me! Come on, I catch you looking at womans breasts all the time!
Chandler: You see that?
Monica: Do you see this? (Mimics him drooling over a womans breasts.)
Chandler: All right. Yes. Okay. I get your point. But if its not your bra will you just let the woman clean the apartment?!
Monica: Yes! Absolutely. Okay? Look, youll know its mine because on the right cup, the lacey part, theres a very noticeable rip.
Chandler: You need new clothes.
Mrs. Verhoeven's Daughter: Thats so sweet. (Takes the flowers.) Would you like to come in and say good-bye? Im sure it would mean a lot to her.
Eric: Well if I didnt have sex with you, I had sex with someone that looked an awful lot like
Phoebe: You-you you had sex with Ursula?!
Eric: Uh, a little bit. She-she-she walked in and I thought she was you and I kissed her and
Phoebe: You didnt notice she was wearing different clothes?!
Eric: Well I was just so excited to see you.
Eric: No-no its not! I dont want to lose you! Its-its like I was saying to Ursula when I was making love to her and I thought she was youYeah it is too weird.
Eric: Yeah. (They hug.) Maybe its for the best. You smell just like her.
Phoebe: Yeah, so do you.
Brenda: (noticing him) What are you doing?
Chandler: Yes! Its flown into your blouse and youd better undo your buttons lest it sting you!
Chandler: You do?
Brenda: Look, I know it must be hard that your wife is a lesbian, but its wrong. Youre married.
Monica: (looking at Rachels jeans) Where did you get those jeans?!
Rachel: You gave them to me!
Rachel: All right, I took them. But I figured it would be okay because you got a big ink stain on the crotch.
Monica: Oh no! Did you take my bra too?!
Rachel: You mean the one that youre wearing? (Adjusts Monicas pink bra strap as Monica looks down her shirt.)
Joey: Hey! Uh, this is just to give you an idea. Okay well, we can put screens here, (In front of the crib.) so that the baby has privacy, and-and-and maybe a mobile over the crib. And uhOh look! Heres a baby monitor (Holds it up), which until the baby comes we can use as walkie-talkies. Huh?
Rachel: Youre so sweet. (Notices something in the crib.) Oh my God! And you gave the baby Hugsy! (A stuffed penguin wearing a ski jacket, goggles, and hat.)
Rachel: What about all the women you want to bring home?
Rachel: Joey, are you sure?
Joey: Yeah! All rightLook, I know sometimes itll be hard, okay? But, itll also be really really great. Please Rachel! I-I-I really want you to stay.
Rachel: Thank you. (They hug.) Oh Joey and look at this crib! Its so cute!
Rachel: Are you seriousReally?! Its in such good condition.
Ross: Well, the old lady died. And how do I know? Her dying wish was for one last kiss. But I dont care, (To Rachel) because you got the apartment. Yes!
Phoebe: Ick, you were eavesdropping.
Issac: Aw, no problem dude. Y'know we got to look out for each other. Were the same, you and me.
Rachel: Well you uh, you were always really good at the uh, at the uh the stuff.
Phoebe: And I have your name and the fact that youre a drifter, so the balls pretty much in your court.
Monica: Ohhh! What are you doing to me?! Oh look, I-I Im sorry but umm, this-this-this-this is not going to happen.
Monica: Here you go!
Monica: Joey! Im so proud of you!
Phoebe: I'll pull you through.
Ross: Okay look, do-do, you have anything Christmassy? I promised my son, and I really don't want to disappoint him, um, come on, I uh, you gotta have something.
Chandler: Can you ever feel your ears?
Rachel: Joey, Im really sorry that I lied to you. I was just trying to make things
Joey: Yknow I dont think you should be talking at all in there! I think youve got to much thinking to do to be talking and making jokes!
Chandler: Are you serious? (they hug)
Rachel: I'm so happy for you!
Monica: You're right. I'm sorry. I should've told you.
Joey: Oh, I know how you feel...
Monica: All right, were you guys smoking something in the back of our van?
CHANDLER: Hey I didn't kill your fish. Look Eddie...[puts his hand on Eddie's shoulder] Would you look at what I'm doin' here. That can't be smart. So we're just gonna take this guy right off ya and put him here in Mr. Pocket. Tangellon? [picks up the fruit an tosses it to Eddie, it hits Eddie in the chest and falls]
Ross: Come on, she's gonna love you guys!
Ross: No, no, Im serious. Thank you.
Rachel: (to Joanne) So what's going on with you?
Monica: Hi. About last night... I know you are under a lot of stress and even though the things you said hurt me a little bit... My point is, uh, well, I'm willing to take my job back.
Monica: See, didn't I tell you?! You're getting over Ross already!
Sonia: Are you looking to meet somebody?
Rachel: You went shopping?! What, and then you just came in here and paraded it right under Jills nose when you know shes trying to quit. Wow, you guys are terrible!
Joey: (interrupting her) Can you tell me how this happened?
Phoebe: Or you could stick a fork in an apple!
Chandler: What are doing? You know I can only dish it out!
Ross: Coffee sounds great. (They get up) Wait, so, so you live in Montreal?
Monica: (in the hallway) So, where do you want to go?
Phoebe: Thank God you’re here. Listen to this!
Monica: (Gets up) Okay, okay. You two (to Phoebe and Rachel) go get the dessert. And I'll let you in.
ROSS: Look, can, can you do something for me?
Joey: No, no, that's not what I meant. Let's get you a cocktail.
Joey: (impressed) Wow, that was great! You really wrote that?
Jill: Ugh! I cannot believe you did this too me! You had me doubting how smart I was! (Gasps) You had me doubting my fashion sense!
RACHEL: Okay.� You too.� And I hope you score.� (to Mike) Bye.
Phoebe: (as Ursula) That's right, I don't... But I was, I was drunk on you!
Phoebe: You got it! Ok. But not on the wine that you made, ok, because I just don't want to go back to the Emergency Room.
Phoebe: Oh no, I am mad at you. I know that much. But, I am sorry about the fat ass thing. You actually have a very sweet little hiney.
Monica: Hey, this afternoon you said you'd be supportive...
Ross: Yeah, I uh, totally forgot about that. You mind if I take a rain check? I'm waiting for a call from Emily.
Rachel: Oh no, no, no. Oh God, you think I made out with him.
Ross: You know what the best part about this is? I can never be fired.
Monica: What are you doing here so early?
Joey: (To Chandler) Dude! What are yoyou trying to kill me?!
Rachel: (embarrassed) Oh, I can give you that.
Joey: Here, I brought you some flowers. (He pulls them out of the bag.)
Chandler: You have gotta stop!
Joey: No-no-no-no-no-no-no-no Its okay, I mean Ilook Rach, I know I scared you off with that whole Naked Thursdays thing, but we dont have to do that!
Monica:: Joey I am not going to objectify woman with you (looks at the woman) but if her face is as nice as her ass woah mamma.
Joey: (entering, with his grandmother) Hey everybody, look who's here! You remember my grandmother!
Janine: Joey? Do you want me to put it all in your room?
Monica: All right. But umm, I-I-Ill pay you back all the money you invested, and you can keep the van.
Joey: Oh. Maybe. But hey I know how I can find out. Were going to a New Years Eve party, right? So at midnight, I can kiss her. And if she kisses me back, great! Yknow? But if she says Dude, what the hell are you doing? I can say It wasnt me, it was New Years!
Bitsy: By the way, do you know who's moving back into town? Tom and Sue's daughter Jen.
Rachel: Oh, okay. Uhh, well lets see. (Grabs his hand.) Youre aboutwell uh, this one is large. And this one(Grabs the other hand.)
Chandler: Yeah, you know, I really thought I deserved it. (pause) But... let's go win the lottery... I mean, we still have 130 chances to win, right?
Joey: But Ross, Ross. What do you, what do you think she's going to say?
Richard: Well, apparently Im willing to offer her things that you are not.
Rachel: Whoa! I cant believe you did that. That was really sweet.
Gavin: Hi! Gavin! Please to meet you. It was my idea to stand there.
Sarah: What are you doing? I thought you don't share food.
Phoebe: No, you have to let me in right now!!
Rachel: Ah yes, but hes very protective of me so youd better watch yourself.
Chandler: You know when guys hang out they dont just drink some beer and hammer up drywall?
Rachel: Oh come(Stutters)Of course I know that. I mean of course you never leave a baby alone! I mean who wouldshe wouldnt be safe as she would be with me, the baby dummy. Oh God, okay. Yknow what? I think opening the presents right now is a little overwhelming right now. So I think umm, Im just gonna maybe open them a little bit later, but thank you all for coming. And for these beautiful gifts, and this basket is beautiful.
Erica: So who are you?
Joey: That's how they do pants! Ross, will you tell him? Isn't that how they measure pants?
Rachel: I mean you definitely should do that.
Erica: So you lied to me before?
Flight Attendant: Sir? Sir? Excuse me, sir? Uh... I have a message for you.
Monica: Hi Amanda! Actually now... it’s... is not a good time. Dinner tomorrow night? (Phoebe mouths 'no') Ok, Phoebe and I will see you then!
Chandler: Well, yknow, youre-youre gonna meet somebody! Youre a great catch! Yknow when I was telling all those guys about you, I didnt have to lie once. (He sits down on the arm of her chair)
Mr. Treeger:: You have pets!
Chandler: You still want that baby?
Ross: No, you guys, I mean my keyboards are all the way up inNo, yeah, okay. (Runs out.)
Phoebe: (running up carrying a tree) Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait! No, no, you dont want that one. No, you can have this cool brown one. (points to the almost dead tree she has)
Rachel: No, you gotta pick one!
Phoebe: Oh, hey, hey Nick the boxer lets see what you got. All right ya, put em up. Come on. (they start shadow boxing)
David: That reminds me of you so much, I mean umm, it-its actually of Lenin. But, yknow at certain angles
Rachel: Hey, so you guys, the funniest thing happened, at work...
Chandler: Well, I'm here to see my old buddy Ben. What are you doing here, weird turtle-man?
Rachel: OK, well, you wouldn't let me finish and I was jus- [Monica flicks her back] Ow. That hurt [flicks Monica]
Rachel: (reading the note) "Pheebs, cant make it, got a date. Talk to you later. Big Daddy." (Laughs) Big Daddy?
Monica: Okay, Rachel, you wanna put the marshmellows in concentric circles.
Monica: So? Do you think we should get it?
Phoebe: Rachel, its okay. You dont have to do this. I believe you. All right? Okay, if-if you say that you kissed Melissa, then you kissed Melissa.
Chandler: I don’t know. What do you think?
Monica: Don’t you love the huge yard?
Joanna: You can have your own office, and a raise! Effective tomorrow.
Monica: No-no, its not okay! Its not! I mean you were just Youre so incredible! You went through all this time and effort to make this tape for me! Yknow Im just gonnaI, I am gonna make this up to you! I will! I-I am going to cook anything you want in here (points to the kitchen), and I am going to do anything you want in there! (Points to the bedroom.)
Phoebe : WHO DID YOU SEE HIM WITH?
Phoebe: TELL ME WHAT YOU KNOW!
Joey: Dont worry! Dont worry. I just told him, very nicely, "You dont go buying peoples babies, so back off!!"
Chandler: I didn't know you were taking a class. That is so cool.
ERICA: I'll never forget you Hans. [Joey shuts the door in her face]
Joey: Okay. Thats good. Okay, that give you a couple hours to prepare what youre gonna say. Good. Yeah. (Someone comes out of his apartment and it startles Joey again.) Dont you people ever knock?!
Chandler: Where have you been?! I tried to call you! I want to talk to you! I still feel so bad!
Phoebe: Well, Im going to the dentist, so listen, okay, just be on the look out for anything that, that, that you can fall into, or, or that can fall on you, or... All right, just look out! Okay, And um, I also just wanna, I just wanna tell you all that um...... (starts to cry and runs out)