words in movies
Rachel: Im having dinner with my dad tomorrow night, do you wanna come?
Phoebe: Okay so, well just come up with some kind of signal if its going well you can take off.
Rachel: No Phoebe! I just need you there for support. I havent told him Im pregnant yet.
Rachel: Thank you.
Phoebe: Gosh. Im not gonna let that man make you eat your baby. (They both sit down by the rest of the gang and Phoebe recognizes a man by the window.) Oh. Hey! Who is that guy? I think I know him.
Monica: (recognizing him and panicking) No you dont!
Rachel: (panicking) No you dont.
Chandler: You had a bachelorette party?!
Rachel: Well you couldve untied it with your hands.
Chandler: You went home with the waitress.
Chandler: I cant believe you didnt tell me! You know that the two pillars of marriage are openness and honesty!
Monica: Ugh, I knew giving you that book was gonna come back and bite me in the ass!
Dr. Green: Ill never understand you lesbians. (To Rachel) So baby, tell me what is new with you.
Dr. Green: 74?! I ordered the 75! Thats a magnificent wine! The 74 is sewage! Why would you bring me sewage?! (The waiters dumbfounded) Is that a hard question? Are you an idiot? Is that why youre a waiter?
Waiter: This is why I told the manager I wouldnt wait on you tonight! (Runs off.)
Rachel: (To Phoebe) In case you didnt notice, that is a scary man.
Dr. Green: I have no idea, I went to the bathroom. So sweetie, you were starting to tell me what is uh, what is new with you.
Dr. Green: Are you really pregnant?
Rachel: No, its Ross. Its Ross. You like Ross. (He just shakes his head.) Oh daddy, I hope youre okay with all of this. I mean think about it, this is a good thing. Youre gonnaThis is your first grandchild! Youre gonna be a poppy!
Dr. Green: The wedding! Theres going to be a wedding. Young lady, dont you sit there and tell me my first grandchild is going to be a bastard! (Rachel pauses) Rachel Karen Green, tell me there is gonna be a wedding!!
Mona: So it was really cool seeing you lecture today.
Ross: Oh thanks. Although it kinda seemed like you were falling asleep there a little.
Ross: Okay, I-Ill see you tonight.
Chandler: My God! You must be good in bed!
Joey: So uh, you and Mona, been a while now. Hows it going?
Chandler: Well, you have to honest with her! Otherwise you may think that youre going down the same path, but youre really going down different ones.
Joey: Im gonna take that book and beat you to death with it.
Monica: (entering) Oh my God! You are gonna love me so much! I felt really bad about the whole bachelorette party thing, so tonight youre gonna have a bachelor party.
Monica: Yeah, I got this number from this guy at work and I hired a stripper to come dance for you. Am I going in the wife hall of fame or what?!
Chandler: Honey! Thats crazy! I dont want you to get me a stripper
Joey: Will you let the lady talk?!
Chandler: All right fine! But Im only doing this for you!
Monica: Thank you. All right, now who else do you want to invite?
Rachel: Really?! The Plaza?!! Oh daddy!! (Hugs him and Phoebe glares at her.) Right. Daddy, I need to talk to you. Please, sit down.
Dr. Green: Stay calm?!! How do you expect me to stay calm?! This is unacceptable Rachel! And I wanna know why?!! Is it because that punk Ross wont marry you?! Thats it! Is that it?!
Joey: So you uh, nervous about getting married?
Chandler: What are you doing?
Joey: How does it feel knowing youre never gonna be with another woman again huh? Knowing youre gonna have to wake up to the same face everyday until you finally have the sweet release of death.
Chandler: Youre right, this is more fun.
Stripper: So which one of you lucky boys is Chandler?
Stripper: All right, whenever youre ready. (She goes into the bedroom.)
Mona: Oh wow! So, youre more than just dinosaurs.
Dr. Green: You think you can knock up my daughter and then not marry her?! Im gonna kill you!!
Dr. Green: So? Come on! Explain yourself Geller! First you get my Rachel pregnant!
Mona: You got Rachel pregnant?!
Dr. Green: You did!
Dr. Green: Oh? Really? Thats what my daughter means to you? Nothing?
Dr. Green: Oh really? Thats how treat a friend? You get her in trouble and then refuse to marry her?
Dr. Green: Well why not? So you can spend your time with this tramp?!
Chandler: Could be. I mean technically she did strip, we just, we just missed it. (Walks towards the bedroom.) Maam, are you also a stripper?
Hooker: Do you mind if I smoke in here?
Chandler: Oh actually, Id rather you Yeah, go ahead. Were gonna have to burn that room down anyway.
Mona: How could you have kept all of this from me?
Ross: I was going to tell you, but
Dr. Green: But what?! You figured youd get what you wanted and then dump her like you dumped Rachel!
Joey: (on machine) Hey Ross. Its Joey. Theres a hooker over here and we thought maybe youd know something about it.
Stu: You hired your husband a hooker?
Monica: Oh my God Stu! I-I cant believe you did this! Now are you absolutely sure shes a hooker?
Joey: Maybe she meant to get you a hooker.
Joey: Maybe she wants you to learn something. Huh? Now is there anything youre really bad at yknow, sexually?
Hooker: Whats taking you boys so long?
Joey: All right, all right maybe-maybe you should just ask her to leave.
Chandler: Which is why you should do it.
Joey: I dont want to. You do it!
Chandler: You do it!
Joey: You do it!
Joey: No, I-I miss hanging out with you.
Joey: Not like we used to. Remember? You and me used to be inseparable. Yknow now its like things are different.
Joey: Oh sureAnd hey, dont get me wrong, I am so happy for you guys. I just I miss hanging out just-just us, yknow?
Chandler: Yeah, I miss that too. I tell you what; from now on well make time to hang out with each other.
Joey: You got it. Come here. (They hug and are observed by the hooker.)
Hooker: Oh God! Listen, I am this close to robbing you guys. (Does the close sign.)
Ross: Thank you!
Phoebe: Thats it?! You call that a fight? Come on! "We were on a break!" "No we werent!" What happened to you two?!
Ross: Thank you so much for coming back over.
Mona: Oh good, youre here. Yeah, and I was worried that it was going to be uncomfortable.
Rachel: I know Mona, just hear me out. First of all, Im so sorry about my father yelling at you, but I heard you totally held your own. Youre gonna have to tell me how you did that.
Rachel: I know, I get it, but Mona, what relationship is not complicated? I mean we all have our baggage! You must too! Why else would you still be single? (Mona looks at her.) I am so gonna leave right now. (Ross opens the door for her and she leaves.)
Ross: Should I leave this open for you too?
Mona: Im not sure yet. Why didnt you just tell me about all this?
Ross: Because whats going on with Rachel has nothing to do with how I feel about you.
Mona: Yeah? Well you still shoulda told me.
Ross: I know and I was going to, but I thought it was better that you heard it from Rachels father. Look I I made a mistake, but its only because I really, really like you. Really!
Mona: Okay, I guess you can close the door now. (He does so and they kiss.)
Rachel: (entering) Forgot my purse! (Sees them kissing.) Oh, you guys made up. (To Mona) Hes a good kisser isnt he? (Ross goes to close the door on her.) Im going! (Quickly leaves and Ross locks the door.)
Monica: I swear I didnt know she was a hooker! I mean whDid you let her smoke in here?
Chandler: Her ass print is still on your grandmothers quilt, do you really want to talk about smoking?
Monica: Yknow what? Im gonna make this up to you. I promised you a stripper (turns on the radio), and youre gonna get a stripper. (She starts to strip.)
Chandler: Could you not narrate?
Dr. Green: (on phone) just because youre not in love with the guy you cant
Phoebe: (entering, quietly) Wow, you told your dad the truth.
Dr. Green: (on phone, not hearing her) theres gonna be a wedding! (Joey enters from his room and goes to get a beer from the fridge.) Thats unacceptable Rachel! What the hell does love have to do with it anyway?! There are more important things in a marriage other than love! (Joey hears something and looks around for the source.) constantly thinking about things! You have to think about the consequences of your decision. (Joey finds that the sound is coming from the phone and puts it to his ear.)
Joey: (on phone) Hey! I do too think about the consequences of my decisions! (Listens) What gives you the right to (Listens) Go to hell! (Hangs up the phone and opens the fridge.) Stupid guy on my phone.
RACH: Oh, well, that's, that's mighty big of you, Ross. [to the others] I said don't go!
Rachel: Oh, oh, and hey-hey-hey, those little spelling tips will come in handy when youre at home on Saturday nights playing Scrabble with Monica!!
Phoebe: Oh, I missed you so much! (she kisses Mike)
Phoebe: Awe, this is so sweet of you! But you know what? I won’t be needing a veil, I actually won’t be wearing a dress at all!
Mr. Zelner: May I help you?
Rachel: Thank you.
Phoebe: Ok, ok, you start preparing the formula and I start changing the box and then we gotta put them straight to bed.
Rachel: No. I just need to be by myself for a while, you know? I just got to figure out what I want
Rachel: I don't know... I mean, I've never looked at you that way before.
Emily: Dont do this to me, again. Youd know Id stay here in a minute, but Id really miss so much work, theyll fire me.
Joey: Fine! All right, Ill do it. But hey! You guys have to be at the next table so you can stop me if I yknow, start to say something stupid.
Joey: Okay, I wanted to surprise you, but for your house-warming gift, I got you a baby-chick and a baby-duck!
Monica: You know, Rachel, when you ran out of your wedding, I was there for you. I put a roof over your head, and if that means nothing to you... (Rachel isn't buying it, desperate) twenty dollars an hour.
Frank: Yeah, so we just thought wed stop by and let you know theres still no pressure.
Ross: Here you go.
Monica: Ross let me ask you a question. All jokes aside, where is this relationship going?
Rachel: Ohh, youve waited soo long.
Phoebe: What are you doing here?
Rachel: Well, why didnt you just take a cab?
Frank: How are you?
Frank: Do you?
Monica: How can you not remember? You made us call you...Bea.
Mrs. Geller: Just think about it. If you dont, Ill talk more about humping.
Ross: No, but come on, were off to a great start arent we? I knew Id get you here fast, but this has got to be some kind of a record!
Phoebe: Oh, I love paper mache! What did you make?
CAROL: Mommy is so proud of you. Hi. Hi.
Chandler: (entering with Rachel) Im telling ya, Joannas got it all wrong. Okay? All I said was, This was fun. Lets do it again sometime. Ill give you a call.
RACHEL: Are you kidding me?
Rachel: Oh please, you inhale your food!
Rachel: How do you know that? What if it just gets worse and worse and worse, to the point where we cant even be in the same room with each other?!
EDDIE: You want me to sing?
Phoebe: Well, maybe she didn't hear! Ok I'm gonna go into that dressing room, you stay in here and I'll talk and see if you can hear me.
Phoebe: So you do know who he is! (laughs, Ross stares at her) Sorry.
Mr. Douglas: Not you. Relax. Ever have to fire anyone?
Joey: But youre spittin all over me man!
Erica: Anyway, I'm gonna go and get some rest. I'm really glad I picked you guys. You're gonna make great parents. Even Chandler.
Rachel: Oh yeah. Right. So now, aredo you, do you still do music?
Phoebe: (in a deep voice, imitating Ross) Um, Rachel Im really sorry. (imitating Rachel) Thats okay, do you wanna get back together? (imitating Ross) Yeah, okay. (in her normal voice) Did anyone else hear that?!
Monica: Here you go.
Rachel: Thank you.
Rachel: All right. Lets say I had slept with Mark. Would you have been able to forgive me?
Chandler: There you go!!
Teacher: Well that's all right, you can come up to the front and dance with me.
Joey: Nah, just me. All alone. (all the food is served) Dinner for six for one, uh, you boys are about to see something really special.
Dr. Green: What are you doing here, Geller?
Joey: You cant just ignore the bet! Its a bet! You bet and you bet and if you lose, you lose the bet!
Joey: You said, you wanna come in for some lemonade?
Joey: Yeah, and you know what? We could do a lot worse.
Phoebe: Hey, why dont you?
Joey: Alright thanks, Oh hey have you talked to Chandler?
Phoebe: Eww! Oh, its all dirty. You should throw this out.
Monica: What are you doing?
Ross: Are you sure? Because I can stay out as late as you want. I told you how I'm on sabbatical from work, right?
Monica: No Chandler no! No unscheduled stops. You can go when we stop for gas.
Monica: No. You know, sometimes just things doesn't work out.
Chandler: No, I don't see anything different other than the fact that the room got so much brighter when you came into it. (Forced laughter)
Chandler: Are you sure he's gonna be able to crack that code?
Chloe: Hey, come dance. What? Are you married? Cause thats okay.
Ross: Oh God, thank you! (Runs and gives all of them a group hug.) Umm, uh, Mr. Stevens Id like you to meet my friends uh, this is Phoebe, Monica, and Chandler.
The Casting Director: Actually, I tried to call to you. You didnt need to come down here today.
Joey: You guys kissed! Oh mythis is huge!
Chandler: Yeah, either that, or Gloria Estefan was right, eventually, the rhythm is going to get you.
Rachel: Geez Ross, you could have showered.
Monica (as Rachel): ..well, why don't you tell them? After all it, is your ankle.
Joey: You guys got anything to eat? I just went down to Johnos for some chicken and it was closed!
Joey: Youre right. Maybe I shouldnt even go on the call back.
Monica: Honey, you can relax. Last night at work, Geoffrey told this really sexist joke. After that, not so funny anymore.
Joey: Come on, Chandler, Ross is our friend. He needs us right now, so why don't you be a grown up and come and watch some TV in the fort!
Phoebe: (as Ursula) Um, then yes, it's 'cause of Phoebe! So, you know, it's either her or me.
Woman: Youre no Brown Bird, I can see you through my peephole.
Chandler: Okay! (He joins her on one knee) Okay! Okay! Oh God, I thought (Starting to cry, pauses) Wait a minute, I-I can do this. (Pause) I thought that it mattered what I said or where I said it. Then I realized the only thing that matters is that you, (Pause) you make me happier than I ever thought I could be. (Starting to cry again.) And if youll let me, I will spend the rest of my life trying to make you feel the same way. (Pause as he gets out the ring.) Monica, will you marry me?
Ross: Now wait a minute, you be nice! All right? I didnt bring you here so you can ambush her.
Mrs. Green: All right you two, Im gonna get going.
Monica: So, what have you guys been doing?
Ross: Okay. (Sits down next to Phoebe.) You uh, you wanna hear something weird?
Phoebe: (the waiter puts a piece of cake on the table) I would love it. Consider it forgotten... But just so you know... however and whenever you decide to propose, I promise I'll say yes. Whether... whether, you know, it is in a basketball game, or in sky writing, or you know, like some lame guy in a cheesy movie who hides it in the cake.
Chandler: (looking through the peephole) That's a lie, you went to the game, I can see Joey's hand.
Gunther: Here you go.
Rachel: Thank you.
Chandler: Phoebe and Rachel! So the people that knew about our wedding before me were you, Phoebe and Rachel, Heldi, and apparently some band called Starlight Magic 7 who are available by the way!
Joey: Wow, what-what do you think she wants?
Ross: But, um... I don't think that's going to be you.
Chandler: Joeys gonna be thrilled! He was hoping youd come by as a slutty nurse.
Phoebe: Oh hey Mon? Rach is here! Ohh, youre still pregnant. Oh, Im sorry. I know how uncomfortable you are. Yknow what? You look great. Yeah, like fifty bucks.
Rachel: (To Marcel) And I will see you tomorrow!
Dr. Drake Remoray: Thats right Wesley! I just stopped by to say that, youre not a real doctor! And that womans brain, is fine!
Monica: (still hiding under the blankets) Did you like her? And Im just asking as a friend, because I am totally fine with this.
Rachel: Oh wait, Ross, would you just stay and help me get dressed?
Monica: (to Ross)So, did you come by to watch us win the big bucks?
Chandler: Hi! Im Dorf! Youre date for the evening. (Monica walks away in disgust) Oh come on! Dorf on dating, thats good stuff!!
Will: I actually know what youre talking about. Im here to tell you something my friend, you can eat and eat and eat but nothing will ever fill that void.
Teacher: You don't observe a dance class. You dance
Joey: Then you hold on to it!!
Annabelle: Hey, Joey. So did you hear about the new guy?
Joey: All right. Okay. You and Monica, friends for a long time, and sure there are rules, but then you went to London. Oh, no, but thats different. I mean, there are rules there, too! You know what I mean?
Rachel: What? Why? Where are you?
Ross: All right, it's cool you can stay here. My parents won't mind.
Monica: Rachel, what are you doing? Its freezing out here. Would you come back inside?
Joey: (laughs) Monica, look... I don't think you and I have any secrets anymore... (Monica keeps looking at Joey) Not ready to joke about it yet, okay, I see you later. (Joey walks out)
Ross: Wow, did not know that! May I say how lovely you look today?