words in movies
Ross: OK! Last night after the party I saw Rachel kissing that jerk from her office out on your balcony.
Ross: Right that's why I came over to talk about. Hum...I saw Rachel kissing some guy on your balcony,even though there were NO LIGHTS !
Chandler: Dude, don't rub my face in your crazy single life!
Monica: No I totally disagree. No I think it's fine for a guy to do something like that. Such you an actor. Not that you need to,your eyebrows are...
Phoebe: Your knuckles are kinda hairy too...
Joey: Hey hey! You dye your hair!
Rachel: Hi guys! Listen I really need your help. I think I did something really stupid.
Molly: No I'm here to take Emma to your mother's, remember?
Molly: There is a man behind your curtain. I have a mace in my purse.
Joey: Hey, I need your help.
Joey: Ok all right, no, no, no, no, I do, I do, I do, I need your help, but Chandler I don�t know if I can take anymoreplucking. It hurts so bad!
Michelle: This is your daughter? I can be your new mummy!
Phoebe: Oh you�ll probably take care of that on your hands.
Ross: Oh, I am sorry, did you not like her, because I was hoping that we could come to one of your kissing parties onthe balcony.
Ross: The guy you gave your number to.
Joey: Your eyebrows look weird.
Mona: (entering, with her date) I am so sorry I spilled wine all over your shirt.
Phoebe: You guys kissed!!!!! What does this mean?!! Are you, are you getting back together?! Can I sing at your wedding?
Mark: Yeah, a box full of your desk stuff doesn't exactly say big promotion.
Rachel: That's because he's on your neck.
Ross: She's putting words in your mouth!
Rachel: Okay, that's gonna take them a minute. Do you have anything else you wanna get off your chest?
Monica: Umm, so how long have you been working with your dad? (He looks at her) Come on, one of us had to mention him.
Charlie: Joey is a great guy, but we're just... so different! I mean, during your speech he kept laughing at homo erectus!
Ross: So, this must be kinda neat for ya, huh? I mean, your Dad tells me that you get a couple of days off school, and you, you ah, dont have to sell those cookies anymore.
Mr. Treeger:: Yeah, well your friends are in violation of it. Ive been a nice guy up until now, but uh, I dont need this grief. Im gonna call the landlord and tell him that Monica is illegally subletting here grandmothers apartment. Your friends are outta here pal.
Julie: (To Rachel) Oh, you're losin' your apron here, let me get it. There you go. (Ties it back up for her)
Mike: You should be careful when checking your overhead bins, 'cause items may shift during...
Phoebe: And I have your name and the fact that youre a drifter, so the balls pretty much in your court.
Phoebe: Oh, honey, honey, tell them the story about your patient who thinks things are, like, other things. Y'know? Like, the phone rings and she takes a shower.
Chandler: Hey, y'know, I have had it with you guys and your cancer and your emphysema and your heart disease. The bottom line is, smoking is cool, and you know it.
Chandler: Can you ever feel your ears?
Monica: Chandler, where are your tools?
Chandler: What? No, I want to watch this. (He turns on the television and the screen is completely covered in snow). Did your cable go out?
Joey: Hey Ross, listen, you know that right now, your baby's only this big? (measures about 2 inches with his thumb and index finger) This is your baby. (in baby-like voice) Hi Daddy!
CHANDLER: Hey I didn't kill your fish. Look Eddie...[puts his hand on Eddie's shoulder] Would you look at what I'm doin' here. That can't be smart. So we're just gonna take this guy right off ya and put him here in Mr. Pocket. Tangellon? [picks up the fruit an tosses it to Eddie, it hits Eddie in the chest and falls]
Joey: So... who's your friend?
Joey's Co-Star: Apparently your brain transplant was not entirely successful. It seems your body is rejecting Jessicas brain.
Rachel: Oh, Ive got big Valentines plans! Ive got my Chinese food on the way, and the rest of your saltwater taffy!
Rachel: Okay. Thank you! Thank you! BecauseI'm sorry, all right. Because y'know what? She didn't want menot important. The point is, I was right. Your decision. Okay? I was right. (She starts for the door.) (Stops) Your decision.
Ross: Come on, Im your older brother, ask me!
Phoebe: Your secret bachelorette party
Ross: Oh hi! Hello! Uh, have you come to ask me some more paleontology related questions? Uhm... your grandmother's nickname, perhaps? (Now yelling) Aunt Margaret's pants size?
Amy: I took your advice, I left Myron.
Joanna: You can have your own office, and a raise! Effective tomorrow.
Ronni: Oh no, not you, big Joey. Oh my God, you're so much cuter than your pictures! (Joey stares at her) I-I'm, I'm Ronni....Cheese Nip?
Ross: Maybe I should stand on your feet! (Gerts shocked and Ross realizes what he said and tries to brush it off.)
ROSS: I'm Ross Geller. Wha, I'm, God in your add you said you were pretty but wow.
Monica: Where were your parents?
Lisa: Do I? Absolutely. Absolutely. Yeah, thats your fault. I say.
Monica: Hey, the point is that he was at everyone of your swim meets and he was there cheering you on! Okay? Thats a, thats a pretty great dad.
Joey: (thinking) Hey, its your girlfriend, Rachel!
Janine: Joey? Do you want me to put it all in your room?
Chandler: Your hands are shaking.
Morse: You see, thats why I did so bad on this test. Im having a hard time concentrating. When youre up there (Points to the podium) and youre teaching and your face gets all serious you look so good. (In a sexy voice) You wear that tight little turtleneck sweater
Gene: You put this in your coffee.
Joey: A spoon. Your hands. Your face!
Mona: No, no. Listen, Ross is too nice to say anything, but this is his apartment, and, and, we gotta have some boundaries, so why dont you go back to your place and give us some privacy?
Phoebe: Well, I mean look it's, it's not your fault, you know. I mean this is just what, what she does to guys, okay.
Rachel: Okay please tell me that this is just one of your jokes that you do that I dont get.
Rachel: And the fact that you were jeopardising my career never entered your mind?!
Ross: (shows Tag his sweater tag) Umm, I dont some Italian guy. Come on, read your own label. See you later.
Monica: No, you dont want this. I want to have your grandmothers cookie recipe.
Lauren: Oh, yeah! I-I ran into you in the hallway in your building. It was right after I slept with Joey. He dumped me the next day.
Chandler: You're damn right I'm right. I say you show this guy what you're made of. I say you stand your ground. I say you show him that you are the baddest hombre west of the lingerie.
Joey: Vell, Eva, ve've done some excellent vork here, and I vould have to say, your pwoblem is qviiite clear. (He goes into a song and dance number.)
Rachel: (to Monica): Thank you. (to Ross): I saw your twenty-five, and I raise you... seven.
Phoebe: Your last dance. Do it for us.
Monica: See, this is why I told you never get involved with your assistant! And here is no such thing as keeping secrets when it comes to affairs. (To Chandler) Did you hear that Chandler? No such thing!
Mike (to the charity guy): Oh my God, I love your shirt!
Joey: (entering) Look, what am I gonna do? I'm not flirting but still, I'm drawing her to me like - like a moth to a flame! (Tries to put his feet on the coffee table...they won't reach and looks around.) What the hell's going on over here?!?!? (Points to Chandler) Monica's gonna kill you! Look I need your help, I have to do something to-to repel this woman! Wait a minute, wait a minute, you guys repel women all the time.
Joey: They're ribbed for *your* pleasure.
Joey: Oh no, no, no, let your dad get this.
Rachel: Im sorry your wife is gay. I guess women arent that great either.
DR. REMORE: There's something I never told you Amber. I'm actually your half- brother.
PHOEBE: Phoebe, just watch that, I promise it will resotre all your faith in humanity.
Phoebe: And to knowing that your career doesn't mean everything. (Rachel mouths "aah")
David: Uh, I-I-I was hoping to run into you here. I didnt know whether I should call or not, yknow I-I was only in town for a few days. And yknow, I didnt want to intrude on your life or-or anything like that, but I-I really wanted to see you andbut I didnt know if you wanted to see me.
Monica: Umm, youve got some on your pants.
Mr. Kaplan: Well, dont think I havent noticed your potential. Well, Ive got a project for you thats a lot more related to fashion. How does that sound?
Ross: I like your bow.
PHOEBE: I don't know how to say this, but I think when your wife's spirit left her body, it um, kind of stuck around in me.
Monica: She has a better chance of sprouting wings and flying up your nose than you do of not making fun of us.
Monica: Phoebe, you have a, a twig in your hair.
Joey: Wait, wait, we have a copy of your key.
Monica: Yeah. Anyway, he told me about your apartment. And, um, I couldn't sleep, thinking about it. So, uh, would it be okay if I cleaned it?
Rachel: Oh well, hello. This is your lucky day Mr. Bowmont, the uh gentleman day sailer as just become available again and I believe that you made a bid of $18,000.
Phoebe: Okay, my turn. My turn. (Joey hands her to Phoebe.) Oh! Youre so cute! Oh, I could squeeze your little head! (Pause) I wont.
RUSS: OK, I'll just sit here and... uh... chat with your, uh.... friend-type....people.
CHANDLER: Alright look Ross I'll give you 50 dollars for your underpants.
Phoebe: How old is your phonebook?
[Scene: The desert outside of Las Vegas, Joey is arriving and we hear the song, Name. Y'know, (singing) I've been through the desert on a horse with no name! It felt good to be out of the rain. In the desert, you can't remember your name, 'cause there ain't no one for to give you no pain. La la la-la-la, la, la, la, la-la-la. You get the idea. Anyhoo, he pulls up and stops. As he gets out of the car, he spills a huge pill of fast food containers out of the foot well.]
Chandler: Well, I think you need to come out of your shell just a little.
Joey: Damnit woman were losing precious time! Now do you want this mans blood on your head?
Gate attendant #1: Madame, you must have your boarding pass..
Rachel: Oh, no problem. You can borrow it, by the way. (Puts her hand in the pocket) Here are your keys, hon. (She takes the keys out, sets them on the counter, and notices she also grabbed a receipt.)
Joey: (out of his Monica character) Very good! Drawing on your own experience, I like that!
Amy: (yelling from outside) Rachel!! Open up!! It's your sister!! (she knocks on the door again) I have to talk to you!!
Rachel: Yeah! If you don't I will! Of course your body's gonna change. Your breasts are gonna get bigger, your ass is gonna get bigger, you're gonna lose bladder control. (she starts sobbing) God! It's just such a magical time!
Phoebe: (singing) Love is sweet as summer showers, love is a wondrous work of art, but your love oh your love, your love...is like a giant pigeon...crapping on my heart. La-la-la-la-la- (some guy gives her some change and to that guy) Thank you. (sings) La-la-la-la...ohhh!
Chandler: (To Ross) Why to save your dignity my man.
MR. GELLER: Gosh, we talked about that but your brother has so many science trophies and plaques and merit badges, well we didn't want to disturb them.
Monica: This dinner is gonna be so great! In your face, last year "me"!
Joey: Whoa, I didnt know we could date your sister!
Rachel: Yeah! You can hook it up to your TV and you get radio!
PHOEBE: OK. [singing] Smelly cat, smell-ly cat, what are they feeding you? Smelly cat [back up singers - smelly, smelly, smelly, really bad smelly cat, it's not your fault] OK, sorry. I'm just, I'm just not getting that everyone um, gets how smelly this cat acually is. I just think that maybe if we could talk about this, 'cause I need to feel that you really care about the cat.
Monica: Now another way to organise your stuffed animals, is by size.
Phoebe: Um, yeah sure. Why you wanna call your Mom?
Hoshi: You are iron. You are steel! Let me ask you something, how come when I call your computer support line, I have to wait an hour and a half?
Chandler: You cant leave! I have your shoe!
Phoebe: (while Monica drags her in the restaurant) Get your garlic-peelers off me!
Laura: Your place is just lovely.
Joey: Yeah. All right, now give me your best shot.
Rachel: Well Ill tell ya! (Pause) See uh my-my boss and his wifeThey-they cant have children. So umm, and thatwe were at the Christmas party, and he got drunk, and he said to me, "Rachel, I want to buy your baby."
Phoebe: How was your night?
Ross: Will the owner of a 1995 Buick LeSabre please see the front desk? Your car is about to be towed.