words in movies
Ross: OK! Last night after the party I saw Rachel kissing that jerk from her office out on your balcony.
Ross: Right that's why I came over to talk about. Hum...I saw Rachel kissing some guy on your balcony,even though there were NO LIGHTS !
Chandler: Dude, don't rub my face in your crazy single life!
Monica: No I totally disagree. No I think it's fine for a guy to do something like that. Such you an actor. Not that you need to,your eyebrows are...
Phoebe: Your knuckles are kinda hairy too...
Joey: Hey hey! You dye your hair!
Rachel: Hi guys! Listen I really need your help. I think I did something really stupid.
Molly: No I'm here to take Emma to your mother's, remember?
Molly: There is a man behind your curtain. I have a mace in my purse.
Joey: Hey, I need your help.
Joey: Ok all right, no, no, no, no, I do, I do, I do, I need your help, but Chandler I don�t know if I can take anymoreplucking. It hurts so bad!
Michelle: This is your daughter? I can be your new mummy!
Phoebe: Oh you�ll probably take care of that on your hands.
Ross: Oh, I am sorry, did you not like her, because I was hoping that we could come to one of your kissing parties onthe balcony.
Ross: The guy you gave your number to.
Joey: Your eyebrows look weird.
PHOEBE: I'm almost done with it, keep your panties on.
Chandler: Okay, y'know your not though. Let's go. (He starts for his bedroom.)
Chandler: So excited about your letter!
Joey: Really? Think about it. Come on! You're a beautiful woman, smart, funny, we had a really good time, huh? If I had your number, why wouldn't I call you?
Joey: Hey, what happened to your fancy chefs jacket? (sees theres a burn spot on it)
Rachel: (walking in hurriedly) Open your drapes! Open your drapes!
MINDY: Well uh, after you ran out on your wedding, Barry's parents told people that you were sort of....insane.
Rachel: I swear, I never wanted any part of your night!
Kara: So how do you kids like your coffee?
Ross: Why don't you use your Thesaurus?
Monica: How dirty do you think I am? Im telling you, if you had some candles and some bubbles and some music, you would love it! It would take all of your stress away.
PHOE: Your boobs are fine. Look, I never should have said anything. Come here. Come here. [hugs Chandler but holds her hands apart behind his back] Oh, can't make.... hands... meet....
David: Mike is your ex... uh... boyfriend!
JOEY: Thanks.� (Joey and Chandler exit to the hall.� Joey pulls out the tickets and hands one to Chandler.)� Here's your ticket.
Ross: Your ex-boyfriend?
Joey: Thanks. (The grip walks away.) (Reading the card.) Congratulations on your big break.
Rachel: (still not quite able to look at him) Hi! I love you on that show! I watch you everyday! I mean, when you took out your own kidney to save your ex-wife even though she tired to kill you
Monica: (to Phoebe) Quick, take off your dress, he wont notice the bed.
Monica: Dad, please dont pick your teeth out here! Alright, and if youre gonna put your feet up, why dont you sit on the-
Donny: Now Gene I must remind you, you need all six of these to stay in the game, all right? Describe for Joey things you find in your refrigerator.
Monica: Okay, fine but please dont be upset! Okay? I was really depressed okay? And really drunk! I just wanted something stupid and meaningless. I just wanted just sex. So, when I went to your room that night I was actually looking for Joey. (Joey smiles.)
Rachel: Okay look, let me paint you a little picture. (She sits down next to him.) All right, you are settin sail up the Hudson! Youve got the wind in your h(sees that hes bald)arms! You-you get all that peace and quiet that youve always wanted! You get back to nature! You can go fishin! You canooh, you can get one of those little hats and have people call you captain, and then when youre old, Cappy.
Joanna: Oh great! Ill keep it in my butt with your nose. (She grabs the cookie and walks out.)
Chandler: Whats the second part of your plan?
Airline Employee: Uh sir, may I see your tickets please?
Rachel: (standing up) Okay. Yknow what? Id have to say I really dont care for your tone. And this is not the only hospital in this city and we have no problem toWhoa! (She starts a contraction) Oh gosh! Whoa!
Rachel: All right. What's your news, Amy?
Chandler: If only there was something in your head to control the things you say. (Joey nods his agreement.)
Rachel: You gave her a key to your apartment?!
Phoebe: Well, we just decided that Rachel is gonna be your maid of honor.
Mona: (entering, with her date) I am so sorry I spilled wine all over your shirt.
Phoebe: You guys kissed!!!!! What does this mean?!! Are you, are you getting back together?! Can I sing at your wedding?
Mark: Yeah, a box full of your desk stuff doesn't exactly say big promotion.
Rachel: That's because he's on your neck.
Ross: She's putting words in your mouth!
Rachel: Okay, that's gonna take them a minute. Do you have anything else you wanna get off your chest?
Monica: Umm, so how long have you been working with your dad? (He looks at her) Come on, one of us had to mention him.
Charlie: Joey is a great guy, but we're just... so different! I mean, during your speech he kept laughing at homo erectus!
Ross: So, this must be kinda neat for ya, huh? I mean, your Dad tells me that you get a couple of days off school, and you, you ah, dont have to sell those cookies anymore.
Mr. Treeger:: Yeah, well your friends are in violation of it. Ive been a nice guy up until now, but uh, I dont need this grief. Im gonna call the landlord and tell him that Monica is illegally subletting here grandmothers apartment. Your friends are outta here pal.
Julie: (To Rachel) Oh, you're losin' your apron here, let me get it. There you go. (Ties it back up for her)
Mike: You should be careful when checking your overhead bins, 'cause items may shift during...
Phoebe: And I have your name and the fact that youre a drifter, so the balls pretty much in your court.
Phoebe: Oh, honey, honey, tell them the story about your patient who thinks things are, like, other things. Y'know? Like, the phone rings and she takes a shower.
Chandler: Hey, y'know, I have had it with you guys and your cancer and your emphysema and your heart disease. The bottom line is, smoking is cool, and you know it.
Chandler: Can you ever feel your ears?
Monica: Chandler, where are your tools?
Chandler: What? No, I want to watch this. (He turns on the television and the screen is completely covered in snow). Did your cable go out?
Joey: Hey Ross, listen, you know that right now, your baby's only this big? (measures about 2 inches with his thumb and index finger) This is your baby. (in baby-like voice) Hi Daddy!
CHANDLER: Hey I didn't kill your fish. Look Eddie...[puts his hand on Eddie's shoulder] Would you look at what I'm doin' here. That can't be smart. So we're just gonna take this guy right off ya and put him here in Mr. Pocket. Tangellon? [picks up the fruit an tosses it to Eddie, it hits Eddie in the chest and falls]
Joey: So... who's your friend?
Joey's Co-Star: Apparently your brain transplant was not entirely successful. It seems your body is rejecting Jessicas brain.
Rachel: Oh, Ive got big Valentines plans! Ive got my Chinese food on the way, and the rest of your saltwater taffy!
Rachel: Okay. Thank you! Thank you! BecauseI'm sorry, all right. Because y'know what? She didn't want menot important. The point is, I was right. Your decision. Okay? I was right. (She starts for the door.) (Stops) Your decision.
Ross: Come on, Im your older brother, ask me!
Phoebe: Your secret bachelorette party
Ross: Oh hi! Hello! Uh, have you come to ask me some more paleontology related questions? Uhm... your grandmother's nickname, perhaps? (Now yelling) Aunt Margaret's pants size?
Amy: I took your advice, I left Myron.
Joanna: You can have your own office, and a raise! Effective tomorrow.
Ronni: Oh no, not you, big Joey. Oh my God, you're so much cuter than your pictures! (Joey stares at her) I-I'm, I'm Ronni....Cheese Nip?
Ross: Maybe I should stand on your feet! (Gerts shocked and Ross realizes what he said and tries to brush it off.)
ROSS: I'm Ross Geller. Wha, I'm, God in your add you said you were pretty but wow.
Monica: Where were your parents?
Lisa: Do I? Absolutely. Absolutely. Yeah, thats your fault. I say.
Monica: Hey, the point is that he was at everyone of your swim meets and he was there cheering you on! Okay? Thats a, thats a pretty great dad.
Joey: (thinking) Hey, its your girlfriend, Rachel!
Janine: Joey? Do you want me to put it all in your room?
Chandler: Your hands are shaking.
Morse: You see, thats why I did so bad on this test. Im having a hard time concentrating. When youre up there (Points to the podium) and youre teaching and your face gets all serious you look so good. (In a sexy voice) You wear that tight little turtleneck sweater
Gene: You put this in your coffee.
Joey: A spoon. Your hands. Your face!
Mona: No, no. Listen, Ross is too nice to say anything, but this is his apartment, and, and, we gotta have some boundaries, so why dont you go back to your place and give us some privacy?
Phoebe: Well, I mean look it's, it's not your fault, you know. I mean this is just what, what she does to guys, okay.
Rachel: Okay please tell me that this is just one of your jokes that you do that I dont get.
Rachel: And the fact that you were jeopardising my career never entered your mind?!
Ross: (shows Tag his sweater tag) Umm, I dont some Italian guy. Come on, read your own label. See you later.
Monica: No, you dont want this. I want to have your grandmothers cookie recipe.
Lauren: Oh, yeah! I-I ran into you in the hallway in your building. It was right after I slept with Joey. He dumped me the next day.
Chandler: You're damn right I'm right. I say you show this guy what you're made of. I say you stand your ground. I say you show him that you are the baddest hombre west of the lingerie.
Joey: Vell, Eva, ve've done some excellent vork here, and I vould have to say, your pwoblem is qviiite clear. (He goes into a song and dance number.)
Rachel: (to Monica): Thank you. (to Ross): I saw your twenty-five, and I raise you... seven.
Phoebe: Your last dance. Do it for us.
Monica: See, this is why I told you never get involved with your assistant! And here is no such thing as keeping secrets when it comes to affairs. (To Chandler) Did you hear that Chandler? No such thing!
Mike (to the charity guy): Oh my God, I love your shirt!
Joey: (entering) Look, what am I gonna do? I'm not flirting but still, I'm drawing her to me like - like a moth to a flame! (Tries to put his feet on the coffee table...they won't reach and looks around.) What the hell's going on over here?!?!? (Points to Chandler) Monica's gonna kill you! Look I need your help, I have to do something to-to repel this woman! Wait a minute, wait a minute, you guys repel women all the time.
Joey: They're ribbed for *your* pleasure.
Joey: Oh no, no, no, let your dad get this.
Rachel: Im sorry your wife is gay. I guess women arent that great either.
DR. REMORE: There's something I never told you Amber. I'm actually your half- brother.
PHOEBE: Phoebe, just watch that, I promise it will resotre all your faith in humanity.
Phoebe: And to knowing that your career doesn't mean everything. (Rachel mouths "aah")
David: Uh, I-I-I was hoping to run into you here. I didnt know whether I should call or not, yknow I-I was only in town for a few days. And yknow, I didnt want to intrude on your life or-or anything like that, but I-I really wanted to see you andbut I didnt know if you wanted to see me.
Monica: Umm, youve got some on your pants.
Mr. Kaplan: Well, dont think I havent noticed your potential. Well, Ive got a project for you thats a lot more related to fashion. How does that sound?
Ross: I like your bow.
PHOEBE: I don't know how to say this, but I think when your wife's spirit left her body, it um, kind of stuck around in me.
Monica: She has a better chance of sprouting wings and flying up your nose than you do of not making fun of us.
Monica: Phoebe, you have a, a twig in your hair.
Joey: Wait, wait, we have a copy of your key.
Monica: Yeah. Anyway, he told me about your apartment. And, um, I couldn't sleep, thinking about it. So, uh, would it be okay if I cleaned it?