words in movies
Phoebe: Dont be worried about that! Your tombstone can say whatever you want it to say! It could say, Ross Geller, Good at Marriage! Yknow? Mines gonna say Phoebe Buffay, Buried Alive.
Phoebe: Yknow thats really fair. Yknow? Most guys who have been divorced three times are like 60. Ross, nobody cares about this except you! This-this embarrassment thing is all in your head! Here, Ill show you! Come here.
Rachel: Ugh, the worse day! Yknow, you think youre making progress at work and then your boss calls you Raquel.
Ross: once you know the stories, its not that bad. First marriage, wifes hidden sexuality, not my fault. Second marriage, said the wrong name at the altar, a little my fault. Third marriage, well they really shouldnt allow you to get married when youre that drunk and have writing all over your face, Nevadas fault.
Monica: Im not your best friend?
Chandler: And youre upset because you didnt make your best friend cry?
Russell: So thats your second marriage in two years.
Phoebe: Ive never been more convinced of your love for her.
MONICA: Rachel you have to read this book. It's called Be Your Own Windkeeper. It's about how women need to become more empowered.
Guy: Your mom called me. So is this her?
Monica: Groomsman, groomsman, why are you just standing there, where is your bridesmaid? (into microphone) We've got a broken arrow. Bridesmaid down! (realizes) Oh, that's me.
Phoebe: Uh huh. But they're not your friends anymore.
Rachel: Oh wow. Thatyknow what? That is so unfair. Yknow what? Now I want to steal your thunder! Come on Ross, lets go have sex!
Rachel: I can see that. You look like you slept with a hanger in your mouth.
Rachel: Uh, Mon, you-you gonna leave your shoes out here?
Chandler: (on phone) Hey Mr. Kostelic! How's life on the fifteenth floor? (Listens) Yeah, I miss you too. (Listens) Yeah, it's a lot less satisfying to steal pens from your own home, you know? (Listens) Well, that's very generous (Listens) er, but look, this isn't about the money. I need something that's more than a job. I need something I can really care about.... (Listens) And that's on top of the yearly bonus structure you mentioned earlier? (Listens) Look, Al, Al... I'm not playing hardball here, OK? This is not a negotiation, this is a rejection! (Listens) No! No! No, stop saying numbers! I'm telling you, you've got the wrong guy! You've got the wrong guy! (Listens) I'll see you on Monday! (slams the phone down)
Teacher: Good. Now imagine your vagina is opening like a flower.
PHOEBE: Didn't you like, just get your eyes checked?
Phoebe: Its a video of my friend giving birth. Could you just bring it back to your apartment?
Chandler: I'd love to, but I gotta get back to talking to your parents. They're telling us all about how they adopted you.
Rachel: Hi! Youre back from your date!
Chandler: Your liking it, huh?
Chandler: Ho-ho, so hard we had to throw out your underwear again?
Rachel: (not seeing Ross) Whats your favourite thing about summertime?
Monica: Joey, now that you're okay with the house, do you wanna go see your room?
SUSAN: Is your finger caught in that chair?
CHANDLER: Oh yeah, your uh, name came up in a uh, conversation that terrified me to my very soul.
Machine: Your outgoing message has now been changed.
Chandler: You know, guys I got to say. This means so much to me. That you would trust me with your child. I mean, we all know that Monica and I have been trying to have a baby of our own. You know I've had my doubts about my skills as a father, but that you two.. that you two.... <starts to cry>
Phoebe: The mailman was downstairs, so I brought up your mail.
Chandler: Well, that's like money in your pocket! - Alright look, you want me to say it? This sucks. Being here sucks! This work sucks!
Frank: Whens your birthday?
Monica: I know. Lets try a look of far off wonderment. Okay, well-well gaze into our future and well think about our marriage and the days to come. (Chandler is still not getting it.) Chandler! What is the matter with your face?! I mean this picture is supposed to say "Geller and Bing to be married," not "Local woman saves drowning moron!" (The photographer laughs.) Hey! Dont laugh at him! Hes my drowning moron!
Mike: You never told me about that guy on your sweet sixteen. Oh, ugh. I'm sorry about that.
Monica: Inside of telling us you decided to write in your stupid book!
Joey: (takes her hand) Listen, I hope... that you know... (has difficulty saying it) I don't want you to see your father cry, GO TO YOUR ROOM!
Rachel: Oh, Ross, Im sorry. I completely ruined your evening.
Fergie: (Yep, Sarah, the Duchess of York) Okay, so umm, whats your friends name?
Rachel: Ok...this could be a little awkward...I'm just going to blow past it... well can't you just use that method actor thing where you use your real life memories to help you in your performance?
Monica: Phoebe, your face is fine! Come on, none of this stuff is going to happen to you! Stop being such a baby!
Chandler: (entering, angry) Yo, paisan! Can I talk to you for a sec? (Pause) Your tailor is a very bad man!
Roy: Ok, ok, ladies! Can I have your attention, please? (pause) Did someone call for the long arm of the law? (He extends his arm from around his crotch and then upward and outward, towards Phoebe) I should warn you, I have a concealed weapon! (Puts his hands over his crotch) I hope you're familiar with the States penal code, ok, ok, enough teasing. Now for some pleasing!
Mrs. Tribbiani: Me? I'm fine. Look, honey, in an ideal world, there'd be no her, and your father would look like Sting. And I'll tell you something else. Ever since that poodle-stuffer came along, he's been so ashamed of himself that he's been more attentive, he's been more loving... I mean, it's like every day's our anniversary.
Chandler: I cant believe she cracked your code!
Joey: All right, well finish your coffee; lets go.
Rachel: I mean y'know, I'm thinking. You could bring her, and you guys could go up to your old room, and not make out.
Laura: Hi, I am Laura, I am here for your adoption interview.
Rachel: Then what's that big lump under your covers?
Chandler: Oh good, when he comes back for his keys, Ill be sure to give him your shoe.
Roy: Yeah, yeah, yeah... This is so weird. I mean, you never know when it's gonna be your last dance. And I didn't even get a chance to finish it.
JADE: Oh, Bob, he was nothing compared to you. I had to bite my lip to keep from screaming your name.
Waiter: I�ll just wait to put your order in.
Joey: I dont know! But he did not eat your face cream!
Chandler: Its okay, I want this to be your night too. (Raises his class.) To Monica.
ROSS: Oh, thank you, thanks. So uh, how was your night last night?
Phoebe: That's okay Rachel. I'm not judging you; that's just who you are. Me. I'm more free y'know? I run like I did when I was a kid, cause that's the only way it's fun. Y'know, I mean didnt you ever run so fast you thought your legs were gonna fall off? Y'know, like when you were like running towards the swings or running away from Satan? (Rachel looks confused) The neighbor's dog.
Chandler: Joey if you wanna punch me, go ahead, I deserve it. But I just want you to know that I would never soberly hurt you or your family, youre my best friend. I would never do anything like this ever again.
Janine: Yeah, well youd be better if you just loosened your hips a little.
Phoebe: You got problems because of you! Not your name! All right, this has got to stop! Chandler is a great name! In factyes, (To Joey) Im, Im sorry. I know you really wanted me to name the baby Joey, but eh, so, Im-Im, Im gonna, Im gonna name the baby Chandler.
CHANDLER: OK, Phoebs, your turn.
CHANDLER: Well what's the difference? Your eggs aren't here anymore, are they? You took your eggs and you left. You really expect me to never find new eggs?
Bobby: You bet I am! (To Joey) And to answer your earlier question, were straight-up gangster rap. (Joey shakes his head as if hes about to lose it.)
Chloe: Good luck, with your girlfriend.
It only takes two heart attacks to finally make you see One of them wont do it, but the second one will set you free Tell all your hate and anger, its time to say good-bye And that is just what I will do, soon as those bastards I work for die! La, la-la-la, la-la-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la
Message: "Hi Joey, it's Jane Rogers can't wait for your party tonight" (Joey's upset and stops it)
Rachel: Ugh, Monica I dont want to steal your stupid thunder!
Ross: Okay, you're in bed. She's over on your side, cuddling. Now you wait for her to drift off, and then you hug her (demonstrates on the cushion) and roll her back over to her side of the bed. And then you rollll a-way. Hug for her! Roll for you.
ROSS: Yeah. Hey, remember the time I jammed that pencil into your hand?
Ross: (angrily) Whos your roommate?
Mr. Tribbiani: Then y'haven't. You're burning your tomatoes.
Voice: What is the name of your roommate who is very, very sorry and would do anything (Joey realizes its Chandler and hangs up the phone in anger.)
Phoebe: In your atlas!
SUSIE: Uh, is your name Chandler?
The Casting Director: Wait Joey! You didnt need to come down because the director saw your tape from yesterday and loved it.
Ross: Im reading your ad.
RACHEL: Oh, by the way Mon, I don't think the mailman liked your cookies. Here are the ornaments your mom sent. [hands her a smashed box]
Janice: Why are your eyes so white?
Rachel: Well, why do yknow go in that room (points to the room Ross is in) and do your homework?
Ross: You know how you throw your jacket on a chair at the end of the day?
PHOE: Well, I finally took your advice and asked him what was going on.
Monica: Did you ever go out with a guy your friends all really like?
Joey: Oh. (realises) Ohh. Ohh, youre out of your mind.
Rachel: Oh, but yknow, no, you didnt give me your phone number.
Ross: (sarcastic) Oh please, cant I come to your special, magical cabin?
Bandleader: Thank you, thank you very much. If everyone will please take your seats, dinner will be served.
Phoebe: Your nails.
Phoebe: Hey, its your Thanksgiving too, y'know, instead of watching football, you could help.
Ross: Ah, mustve been fairly obvious since it was the only thing left in your store.
Joey: Remember when you where a kid and your Mom would drop you off at the movies with a jar of jam and a little spoon?
Rachel: Umm, I said I thought you were a good kisser, and uh, and that I like your tiney-tiny touchie.
Joey: Then I blame you! Yeah! That's right! You threw me off with all your slapping!
CHANDLER: Alright, one of you give me your underpants.
Chandler: And for the last time, we do not want to be friends with you! And we don't want to buy your bat! (Joey lowers his bat)
Gary: Not as impressive as you. I gotta tell you, I looked at your record and you've done some pretty weird stuff.
Rachel: Hah! I found it! I told you I would find it! In your face! You're a different person.
Joey: How? I guess I could break down your door.
Rachel: Thats also the smaller piece. (Puts the piece onto a plate.) Okay, there you go. Enjoy your half my friend, but that is it. No sharing. No switching, and dont come crying to me if you eat your piece to fast. (As shes saying that she is backing out the door, when she finishes she turns around to return to her place, stumbles and drops the cheesecake on the floor.) Oh!!!!
Mrs. Tribbiani: Of course I knew! What did you think? Your father is no James Bond. You should've heard some of his cover stories. "I'm sleeping over at my accountant's," I mean, what is that? Please!
Chandler: (To Gary) So what do you say, maybe sometime I hold your gun?
Chandler: You can always sell your baby.
Kim: Oh don't be sorry, that's part of your job here to give your opinions and then I take credit for them--I'm kidding.
Joey: (going over and picking up the rod) Thats all right. Hey you guys, you know whats going to be great about the fishing trip this year? When my dad gets me out in the middle of the lake and gives me that, "Joey, what are you doing with your life?" stuff. I can say, "Well, Im doing a movie with Charlton Heston dad. What are you doing with your life?"
Ross: I went thru this with Ben and Carol. One cup of coffee won't affect your milk.
Phoebe: Kay, put your head back.
MONICA: Rachel, you say you're sorry or your sweater gets it.
Rachel: Hi, Pheebs? Okay, so just spoke to the nurse and the reason that your doctor is late is because uh, she's not coming.
Monica: Alright, wait a second, why would Ross tell everyone in your class that you are as... (reads from the screen) "gay as the day is long"?
Phoebe: So how are things going with you two? Is she becoming your (provocatively) special someone?