words in movies
Charlie: And, by the way, I really enjoyed your paper on the connection between geographic isolation and rapid mutagenesis.
Jane: (from the answering machine) Hi Joey it's Jane Rogers, can't wait for your party tonight. Listen, I forgot your address, can you give me a call? Thanks, bye.
Message: "Hi Joey, it's Jane Rogers can't wait for your party tonight" (Joey's upset and stops it)
Rachel: Joey, why wouldn't you invite us to your parties?
Ross: (very bored, he tries to avoid the conversation speaking to Charlie) So, where did you get your undergraduate degree?
Phoebe: Yeah, I saw the article on your coffee table and I memorized the title to freak you out!
Rachel: Oh, hi! I would check your hand but... I'm sure you don't want to get my chicken disease!
Phoebe: We know about your party Joey.
Monica: The game's over! Take off your robe!
Ross: Of course you would, your brains are smaller than mine!! (Rachel nods) Man, I can't compete with the guys she goes out with, they are so out of my league! oh my God!
Chandler: Oh yeah, I had no idea the amazing journey you go through as a woman! Tell me, tell me about your first period!
Chandler: Did somebody sign your bra?
Phoebe: Good for you! And hey, I thought your paper on punctuated equilibrium in the Devonian era was top notch!
Monica: Alright (shrugs). I think it's a big mistake but it's your decision.
Chandler: Can't believe you guys bought that, enjoy your slow death (runs away).
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Chandler is still doing the hairball thing as Monica and Phoebe are watching the babies. I cant describe it, youll have to see it when it comes on in your area.]
Phoebe: Well, I heard youre having a problem with one of the boys in your class. And so I thought I would just come down here and sit you both down, have a little talk and make it all okay. Now umm, the boys name is Stings son.
Joey: Hey Monica its Joey. Listen uh, Phoebe and I smell gas comin from your apartment.
Ross: I got tenure. I didn't win the lottery... Hey Rach, so uh... how did your thing go?
Phoebe: Not great, but we can work on it at lunch. Okay, I can be at your apartment in two hours.
Chandler: We heard you play all the way from your apartment!
Phoebe: You know.. you let your guard down, you start to really care about someone, and I just- I- (starts chewing her hair)
Rachel: Yes, they will! You know what you should do? Just go take a walk, all right? I know your size and I’m... I’m gonna pick up some really good stuff for you.
Sleep Clinic Worker: Your name, please?
Monica: Oops! (Covers its eyes.) Yknow, your birthday is in a month-and-a-half, what do you say I forget to get you a present for that too?
CHANDLER: Weird world. Your kids?
Chandler: Relax your hand!
Chandler: You put your fist through the wall?
Monica: That really means a lot. Oh, and Mom, dont bite your nails.
Molly: No I'm here to take Emma to your mother's, remember?
MRS GREEN: The only man I've ever been with is your father.
Phoebe: Oh, come on! Yes, remember that time on the frozen lake? We were playing chess, you said I was boring, and then you took off your energy mask and you were Cameron Diaz! (Realizes) Okay, there's a chance this may have been a dream.
Ross: You weren't trying to entice me with your nakedness.
Dana: Absolutely! But you-you would really feel better about me rejecting you if your actor friend can audition for my movie?
Monica: (sneezes) Oh gosh, Phoebe, I think I caught your cold.
Ross: (sees the chick) Ohhh, hey! All right, listen, I-I have that TV thing in like two hours, and I need your help, okay? What do you think? (takes out two suits) This blue suit, or this brown one?
Ross: Yknow what? I think I can take care of myself, Ill talk to you later. Good-bye. (Hangs up the phone and turns to find Jill sitting really close to him.) Whoa! Uh, that was your sister actually. She-she thinks that youre just using me.
Phoebe: How can you let him talk to your crotch like that?
Monica: Wow! And you got a petticure. Your feet are all dressed up.
JOEY: No, I don't. It's like, ya know, you work your whole life for somethin' and you think that when you get it it's never gonna be as good as you thought it would be. But this so was. Ya know, it changed everything. Like the other day, I got this credit card application, and I was pre- approved. Huh? I've never been pre-approved for anything in my life.
Joey: Oh, I know how we can decide. Phoebe, show him your game!
Chandler: I totally understand. (They both laugh.) Can I just see your bra?
Joey: Oh hey, don't worry. I'm still ordained from your wedding.
JOEY: They're ribbed for your pleasure. [Ross and Monica trade their gifts.]
Singer: (singing) Cause every time I see your face, I cant help but fall from grace. I know.....
Monica: Oh honey, is that cause your Mom died around Christmas?
Ross: I-I heard about Mrs. Verhoeven passing away and Im so sorry for your loss.
Phoebe: You have chalk on your face.
Phoebe: Maybe your resolution is to not make fun of your friends, especially the ones who may soon be flying you to Europe for free on their own plane.
Monica: Your a poet and don't know it. (she turns away and makes a face like 'I can't believe I just said that.')
Joey: No, not really. They give you all the information, its uh, its like memorizing a script. (Making like a tour guide) "And on your left, you have Tyrannosaurus Rex, a carnivore from the Jurassic period.
Joey: An-an-anyway I-I just wanted to say that since Im getting your brain when you leave the show, I was wondering if there was any tips you can give me
Receptionist: Here's your schedule for the day. Your first client is in room No. 1.
Eric: Im an idiot. Uh, is your mother here? Maybe I can give her a little slap on the butt.
Joey: Hey-hey, whos your friend? (Erin turns around to face Joey, startling him) Hey!!
Ross: (to Rachel): OK, I am calling your seventeen. What do you got?
CHANDLER: You want me to wear your panties?
LITTLE BULLY: Well then here's the deal, you won't have to so long as never ever show your faces in this coffee house ever again.
Chandler: Oh we did, and you still have all your lamps.
Chandler: You can say that because she's not your mom.
Phoebe: Well, of course it smells really bad. You have your head up a dead animal.
Evil Bitch: You miss your girlfriend?
Rachel: Your fly is open, Geller. (he checks it, and zips up)
Ross: Yeah, but Im your brother. Were family. Thats the most important thing in the world.
Monica: What do you do with your money now?
Monica: Chandler, look I-I know that your dad embarrassed you. I know
Ross: Pheebs, youre talking about putting your body through an awful lot, I mean morning sickness, uhh, labour, and its all for somebody else!
CHANDLER: Stop talkin' to your men. [Joey scores]
Phoebe: Oh, I believe it. I think the baby can totally hear everything. I can show you. Look, this will seem a little weird, but you put your head inside this turkey, and then we'll all talk, and you'll hear everything we say.
Rachel: Oh! I have your key. Here you go. (Hands it to Monica.)
MONICA: Maybe we should just tell your parents first.
Susan: You know what your problem is? You're threatened by me.
Monica: Okay well I think thats your answer.
Ross: I have been down in your store for twenty minutes trying to get a tie! What do I have to do to get some service?! (turns to Rachel) Hi Rach. (He's puts his hand on her shoulder and she knocks it away.)
Chandler: If you're cooking on the stove, does that mean that your new secret boyfriend is better in bed than Richard?
Monica: If you have the big apartment you have to deal with people coming over all the time. That fridge has got to be stocked, okay, thats your department now. (She takes back the turkey leg)
Mrs. Geller: So Rachel, your mom tells me you changed your major again.
Phoebe: Well maybe he was just nervous, yknow you can be very intimidating. And besides Ive met your pastry chef and she can stand to be taken down a peg or two.
Ross: Ugh, easy for you to say, you already know what your kids names are going to be.
Chandler: Is this really your long term plan, for me to run interference? Because I could get a job any day now.
Joey: No-no-no I've seen it happen, you-you get a rapport going with a woman but somehow you manage to kill it. What's your secret?
Joey: I like that! (To Phoebe) Oh, okay! Show him your bra! He's afraid of bras! Can't work 'em! (He swiftly rips open the front of Phoebe's dress revealing her bra.)
Phoebe: I may play the fool at times, but Im a little more than a pretty blond girl with an ass that wont quit. (She takes the sweater out of her purse.) I believe this belongs to the father of your baby.
Tag: Well, its not out here. Is there any chance it could be in your office?
Phoebe: But they shouldn't happen, you know what, you're, you're in a terrible, terrible business. Oh God, I don't wanna be the person who makes your face look like that.
Chandler: I thought your time ran out.
Rachel: Oh God Monica hi! I just went to your building and you weren't there and then this guy with a big hammer said you might be here and you are, you are!
Frankie: I just got that. Ok, now we'll do your inseam.
PHOEBE: Oh, well, then you'll have extra seats, you know, for all your tiaras and stuff.
Chandler: Phoebe thinks you and Don are soul mates, and I dont believe in that kind of stuff. But then you two totally get along. So look, I wont stand in your way if you want to run off with Don and live in a house of cheese.
Phoebe: Well isnt he your friend? Dont you want him to be happy?
Danielle: Well, I've been calling you, but it turns out I had your number wrong. And when I finally got the right one from Information, there was no answer. So I thought I'd just come down here, and make sure you were okay.
Rachel: Uh well, uh this is a silent auction. They lay out all the stuff here and then you write down your offer and then the highest bid gets it.
Ross: That was just the pants on the couch. Umm, hey, do you, do you mind if I use your bathroom?
Monica: This is so great! And Im gonna be your babys aunt!
Monica: She has to know that your not ready.
Mona: I missed you, too! So, how was your week?
MRS GREEN: I mean, this is no offense to your dad, sweetie, but I was thinking there might be more.
Emily: Oh, no-no, yknow I absolutely adore Rachel its just that, well it might be a awkward for you. But its absolutely your decision. (Gets up.) More tea?
LITTLE BULLY: I just took your hat. See, I can be funny too. My, my joke is that I, I took your hat.
Ross: You have a line down your face.
Phoebe: Ohh! Okay! Okay, cause when-when he said, "I cant wait to hear your first words," I thought, "Theres a trick."
Joey: How was your conference?
MR. GELLER: Look, I know what you're going through. When I turned 50 I got the Porsche. You... you got your own little speedster.
Ross: Let me ask you something, at your school was there a like uh a place on campus where students went to uh, fool around.
Joey: And you got a 'hate' from that?! Your taking a big leap there...
Chandler: Youll be perfect for this! Thats already your name!
ROSS: I'm gonna get a new band-aid. Hey, how 'bout the time I cut the legs off your Malibu Ken?
Emily: Ross, are you there? Ross, I dont know if you can hear this but (Ross has moved to the window, apparently so that he can hear better.) Im gonna talk anyway, uh, Im in the States with you sister and your friends and its all over with Colin. I came here to tell you that, and to tell youYes, Joey you can have all the chocolate you want, just take it! Uh, I came here to tell you that I love you.
Stage Director: This will be your phone.
Emily: Oh, no-no-no, thats not rude! Its perfectly in keeping with a trip that Ive already been run down by one of your wiener carts, and been strip-searched at John F. Kennedy Airport, apparently to you people, I look like someone whos got a balloon full of cocaine stuffed up their bum.
Rachel: Yknow, like the thing when you put the phone in your pants? (He starts laughing.) Tag! Im serious! This isnt funny! Those contracts absolutely had to go out today!
Monica: C'mon, you can't live off your parents your whole life.
Larry: And where is your hat?
Monica: That cant be your father.