words in movies
Rachel: I think shes checking out your beehive Ross.
Monica: Chandler, we still havent gotten an RSVP from your dad.
Monica: Chandler! Hes your father; he should be at the wedding.
Joey: So uh, whats your name?
Monica: Its your suitcase. Were going to Las Vegas.
Monica: Were going to Las Vegas to see your dad. Its time you two talked, and I want to get to know my father-in-law.
Monica: Chandler, look I-I know that your dad embarrassed you. I know
Chandler: No-no all kids are embarrassed by their parents, youd have to come up with a whole new word for what I went through. When I was in High School, he used to come to all of my swim meets dressed as a different Hollywood starlet. Yknow its hard enough to be fourteen. Youre skinny. Youre wearing speedoesThat your mom promised that you would grow into! And you look up into the stands and theres your dad cheering you on dressed as Carmen Miranda. We was wearing a headdress with real fruit that he will later hand out to your friends as a healthy snack!
Monica: Hey, the point is that he was at everyone of your swim meets and he was there cheering you on! Okay? Thats a, thats a pretty great dad.
Monica: Chandler, youre not fourteen anymore. Okay? Maybe its time that you let that stuff go. If your fathers not at your wedding youre gonna regret it for the rest of your life.
Joey: Listen, you know how uh, when youre wearing pants and you lean forward I check out your underwear?
Joey: Yeah well next thing you know, hell be telling you that your high heels are good for his posture!
A Waiter in Drag: (to Chandler and Monica) Has someone taken your order yet?
Monica: I still say that if we had called your dad we coulda gotten better seats.
Policeman: Can I see your license please?
Policeman: Your license?
Monica: That cant be your father.
Helena: (to Chandlers back) Oh look, a standing ovation already! So early in the show. Oh turn around honey; let me see your pretty face. (He slowly turns around. Helena recognizes him.)
Joey: Pantyhose! Yknow? They way they start at your toe and go all the way up to here (He mimed that and stops when he realized he went to far.) I should go take these off shouldnt I?
Helena: So whats your name?
Helena: (To Monica) And who is your friend?
Rachel: Well maybe he saw your hand slip briefly from the ten and two oclock position.
Policeman: Your license please.
Policeman: Its Petty. (He grabs Rosss license.) Ill be right back with your ticket. (Walks back to his car.)
Phoebe: Yknow thats really fair. Yknow? Most guys who have been divorced three times are like 60. Ross, nobody cares about this except you! This-this embarrassment thing is all in your head! Here, Ill show you! Come here.
Phoebe: (to her) Hey! Dont you give me any of yourHey! (Sees Chandler and Monica standing there.)
Phoebe: (singing) ...fuchsia and mauvvve. Those are the 66 colours of my bedroommmm. (applause) Thank you, thank you. Ohh, and I invite you to count the colours in your bedroom. (Sees that Phoebe Sr. has entered, and to her) Except for you. You go away.
Monica: Well uh, Im trying to make something for Joey. Do you mind if I raid your fridge?
Monica: Mom, uh, Chandler was just saying how beautiful your sweater is.
Monica: Well yknow, Im just-Im just worried that bosses will see them and think they pay you too much money. Or! Or your assistant will see them and-and want a raise!
Chandler: Mr. and Mrs. Geller, you look wonderful, it is great to have you hear, let us take off your coats!
Hillary: Are those your teeth??
Rachel: No Paul, I dont know anything about you! Yknow, like-like your childhood! Tell me about your childhood!
Sandy: I really do understand how hard it's gotta be to leave your child with another person. I mean, it's leaving behind a piece of your heart... (Ross has got that bored/angry/skeptic look and Rachel is very emotional)
Ross: ...and these come in the shapes of your favourite Christmas characters, Santa, Rudolph, and Baby Jesus.
Monica: Its not your birthday.
Lydia: Hey, Knick fan, am I interested in your views on fatherhood? Uh, no.
Ross: And on your anniversary, for shame!
Rachel: (jumps at the chance to make that happen) Oh! There's nothing above your bed!!
Rachel: All right. Okay Chandler, enjoy your handful. (Exits.)
Phoebe: (on phone) 'Annie! Hi. Listen we got a problem with Joey Tribbiani, apparently he missed his audition. Who did you speak to in my office? Estelle, no, I don't know what I'm going to do with her. No. All right, so your husband leaves and burns down the apartment, the world does not stop.'
RICHARD: You know, I like the way you have efficiently folded this tab under. See in a tape emergency you could shave valuable seconds off your time.
Ken: I�m sorry, but isn�t your wife back in New York?
Monica: Then all your stuff would be here.
Ross: Hey, what you do on your own time...
Monica: Rachel! Im never gonna think its okay for you to cheat on your husband!
Joey: Sure. What? About uh, you showering with your mom?
RACH: Hi, I'm sorry, I need to borrow your phone for just one minute.
Ross: Its Ben and his Da-Da. Da-Da? Can you say Da-Da? Yknow, you might as well say it because I told your
A Waiter: (entering) Hey, dragon! Heres your tips from Monday and Tuesday. (hands him two envelopes)
ROSS: Hello.� (listens)� Ah, no, she's not here right now.� Can I take a message?� (grabs a pad and pen)� Bill from the bar?� (writes)� Okay, "Bill from the bar."� I'll make sure she gets your number.
Rachel: Oh thank you so much. (Picks up the guy's spirit level) Oh oh wait! You forgot your erm...Your game. (hands it to him)
Rachel: Well hello! Welcome to Monica's. May I take your coat?
RACHEL: I know, I know, I know, I know. I was just thinking about when they were there the last time, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. OK, OK, look, woah, I promise, I'm good, I'm not gonna laugh anymore. OK put your hands back there.
Paul: I beg your pardon?
Phoebe: So, how are things going with crazy? Has she cooked your rabbit yet?
Ross: So this is your office?
Phoebe: Ooh, technically you owe me $600 for sending out happy thoughts on your last ten auditions.
Phoebe Sr: The three losers. Oh, poor Lily. (Phoebe notices a picture on the fridge, takes it, and puts it in her pocket.) Ohh, y'know I-I heard about what happened, that must have been just terrible for you, losing your mother that way.
Monica: Phoebe, it's not what you wear. It's sort of your songs... I just don't think you should play at the restaurant anymore.
Ross: Ah, no Mon, Dad had to buy everyone of your boxes because you ate them all. But ah, y'know Im sure thats not gonna happen this time, why dont I put you down for three of the mint treasures and just a couple of the Rudolphs.
Joey: Okay. All right. Umm, so uh, so how did it happen? Did your eyes meet across the room? And then the next thing yknow youre in the bathtub together and shes feeding you strawberries?
Phoebe: Hey!! Get your ass back here, Tribbiani!! (Joey walks back in, scared.)
ROSS: Monica, Monica, your guest are turning into jerky, OK.
Joey: (laughs) Yeah! Right! (points at Monica) People eat birds... Bird meat... Now do they just fly into your mouth or you go to... you go to a restaurant and you say: "Excuse me, I'll have a bucket of fried bird." (laughs again) Or... or maybe just a wing or... (realises...)
Mr. Geller: Well you gotta get at it princess! When your mother and I were trying to conceive you, whenever she was ovulating, bam, we did it. Thats how I got my bad hip.
Ross: Okay, Im gonna get your coat and then Ill-Ill put you in a cab.
Monica: What is the matter with your hand?
Phoebe: (jumps in front of Rachel) Hi! Oh yeah, uh-huh, it's me. I saw you grab your running shoes this morning and sneak out. You lied so you could run by yourself.
Monica: Of course theres another guy!! This is even more perfect! Now you have to prove your love!
Ross: A little? Your place looks like page 72 of the catalogue. Oh look at that! The ornamental bird cage! Large!
Ross: What can I say, you missed your chance. From now on the only person whos going to enjoy these bad boys (holds up his hands) is me. (Quickly realizes what he said and exits disgustedly.)
Mr. Thompson: Congratulations on your new boat, Joey Tribbiani!!
Ross: It is time for you to give your maid of honor speech.
Phoebe: (no accent) I'm trying to get your parents to like me.
Phoebe: There he goes, your fianc�e.
MONICA: This wasn't addressed to Days of Our Lives, this is, this came to your apartment. There's no stamp on it, this woman was in our building.
Earl: (exhales) Look, um I really appreciate your coming down
Tag: Id love to ask out your friend Phoebe.
KID: Hi. Uh, did I accidentally drop a condom in your case? It's kind of an emergency.
Joey: (approaching) Ross, hey, the bands ready outside for your first dance with Emily, so
Gert: Why arent you moving your feet?
Dr. Franzblau: I'm gonna go check up on your friend.
Janice: But I love my husband. And I know you love your wife. Now, I don't think we should get this house now.
Tag: Like your sweater.
Joey: Thats right! I helped you guys out a lot in the start of your relationship. Huh? I helped you guys sneak around for like six months, and I looked like an idiot! And I was humiliated. And I only made 200 dollars!
Chandler: Seriously? Seriously, no! You can play your own age which is 31!
The Interviewer: So lets talk a little bit about your duties.
Monica: You know what? I don't care. I like it like this, and I'm gonna keep it. You're just jealous because your hair can't do this... (and she shakes her head more violently) OUCH!
Chandler: (with phone to ear, obviously hearing no dial tone) Paid your phone bill?
Joey: Yeah? Well look Ross, you don't have to. Okay? It's not your fault I suck. I mean what kind of an actor can't even say, "Hmm, noodle soup." (Nods his head in disgust.)
Rachel: Oh really?! Then how come all your stuff is in this box?! (Monica starts chasing Rachel around the table.)
Ross: Then you are neither of your parents!
Nurse: The doctor will be here in a minute to do your sonogram.
Phoebe: Also uhm... I just want you to know what a wonderful man your son is.
Monica: So, you wore your nightie to dinner?
DOCTOR: No, it's just a good bone bruise. And, right here is the puncture wound from your ring.
Ross: It was 5:30 in the morning, and you had rambled on for 18 pages. Front and back!! (they go into the living room, trapping Monica, Chandler, and Joey in the kitchen) (to Rachel) Oh-oh-oh, and by the way, Y-O-U-apostrophe-R-E means you are, Y-O-U-R means your!
Joey: Chandler. Will you see if your mom can give my resume to Dennis Phillips? Cause if I can get in a Broadway show then I wouldve done it all, film, television, and theater. The only think left would be radio, and thats just for ugly people.
CHANDLER: Your little men are gonna get scored on more times than your sister.
Chandler: Well, I umm, I mean this is just off the top of my head now, umm but I have this friend. This actor friend and he would kill me if he thought I was doing this umm, but umm would it be possible for him to get an audition for your movie say on Thursday?
Rachel: What, because thats your answer to everything?
Tom: What? You... You... Oh! Can I ask you a personal question? Ho-how do you shave your beard so close?
Joey: All right, put your 20 bucks down. First one to find the tasty treat wins. Okay?
Phoebe: Oh my God!!! Monica!! Hes the stripper from your bachelorette party!!
WOMAN: You know, I uh, I couldn't help but overhear what you just said, and I think it's time for you to forget about Rose, move on with your life...how 'bout we go get you a drink?
Chandler: Well maybe it was all of your questions.
Tim: I like your necklace.
JOEY: What is with your nose?
Rachel: Richard? I'm not gonna go see your ex-boyfriend!
PHOEBE: I, I don't wanna meet my father over the phone. What am I gonna say, like 'Hi, I'm Phoebe, the daughter you abandoned. Oh, by the way, I broke your dog.'
Rachel: Oh, well thank you for taking your tongue out of my sisters mouth long enough to tell me that.
Ross: 'Kay, wait a minute, are you sure she didn't say "When are you gonna grow up and realise I am your mom?"
Monica: Come on! I really need your help!
Chandler: (smiling) Hey, I hear what your saying, okay? And, thanks for the warning.
Mr. Geller: (filming this) Hey Chandler, you cant keep your hands off her for one second!
PHOEBE: Hey is this true, that you write a lot of your own lines?
Rachel: Oh, hi! I would check your hand but... I'm sure you don't want to get my chicken disease!
Ross: Well, because y'know there are certain rules about this kind of stuff. You don't uh, you don't fool around with your uh, friend's ex-girlfriends or possible girlfriends or girls they're related to.
Phoebe: So long! Dont let the best door in the world hit you in the ass on your way out! (He exits and she slams the door behind him.)
Rachel: Oh my God! Did you check your entire desk! Did you check all the drawers!
Rachel: I ah, will buy and wrap all of your Christmas gifts.
ROSS: Yeah, yeah I mean, you get your money and you learn a little something, what's wrong with that?
Monica: What about your breath?! (Breathes on him.)