words in movies
Rachel: I think shes checking out your beehive Ross.
Monica: Chandler, we still havent gotten an RSVP from your dad.
Monica: Chandler! Hes your father; he should be at the wedding.
Joey: So uh, whats your name?
Monica: Its your suitcase. Were going to Las Vegas.
Monica: Were going to Las Vegas to see your dad. Its time you two talked, and I want to get to know my father-in-law.
Monica: Chandler, look I-I know that your dad embarrassed you. I know
Chandler: No-no all kids are embarrassed by their parents, youd have to come up with a whole new word for what I went through. When I was in High School, he used to come to all of my swim meets dressed as a different Hollywood starlet. Yknow its hard enough to be fourteen. Youre skinny. Youre wearing speedoesThat your mom promised that you would grow into! And you look up into the stands and theres your dad cheering you on dressed as Carmen Miranda. We was wearing a headdress with real fruit that he will later hand out to your friends as a healthy snack!
Monica: Hey, the point is that he was at everyone of your swim meets and he was there cheering you on! Okay? Thats a, thats a pretty great dad.
Monica: Chandler, youre not fourteen anymore. Okay? Maybe its time that you let that stuff go. If your fathers not at your wedding youre gonna regret it for the rest of your life.
Joey: Listen, you know how uh, when youre wearing pants and you lean forward I check out your underwear?
Joey: Yeah well next thing you know, hell be telling you that your high heels are good for his posture!
A Waiter in Drag: (to Chandler and Monica) Has someone taken your order yet?
Monica: I still say that if we had called your dad we coulda gotten better seats.
Policeman: Can I see your license please?
Policeman: Your license?
Monica: That cant be your father.
Helena: (to Chandlers back) Oh look, a standing ovation already! So early in the show. Oh turn around honey; let me see your pretty face. (He slowly turns around. Helena recognizes him.)
Joey: Pantyhose! Yknow? They way they start at your toe and go all the way up to here (He mimed that and stops when he realized he went to far.) I should go take these off shouldnt I?
Helena: So whats your name?
Helena: (To Monica) And who is your friend?
Rachel: Well maybe he saw your hand slip briefly from the ten and two oclock position.
Policeman: Your license please.
Policeman: Its Petty. (He grabs Rosss license.) Ill be right back with your ticket. (Walks back to his car.)
SUSIE: If you didn't have your shirt tucked into them.
Phoebe: Well then get your money back and return them!
Rachel: No, you couldve lost your job.
Monica: Oh, gosh, you got some on your shirt.
Phoebe: Your hair looks too good, I think it would upset her. Ross, why don't you come on in.
Monica: That could be a four or a five. It's your call.
Ross: No I didn't, and you want to know why? Because your ex-boyfriend is still in love with you.
Mr. Geller: This one time I had my knee up on the sink and your mother, she was
Rachel: Phoebe, your in pain, would you just go to the dentist, just go.
Rachel: Well that is because your eye immediately goes to the big naked man.
Joey: Alright, so so tell me one of your moves.
Chandler: Run, Joey! Run for your life! (runs out)
Jamie: (Without moving her lips) Your turn.
Ross: I'm the Holiday Armadillo, your part-Jewish friend. You sent me here to give Ben some presents. Remember?
Chandler: But you already gave all your money to charity!
Monica: I'm guessing your new girlfriend wouldn't urinate on my coffee table.
Billy: Its me, Ive been sleeping with your wife.
Teacher: Alrighty. Were gonna start with some basic third stage breathing exercises, so Mummies, why dont you get on your back? And... coaches, you should be supporting Mummys head.
Ross: All right, all right, it's just that you left a red sock in with all your whites, and now, everything's kinda pink.
Chandler: Yeah, it's almost if Air Barbados doesn't care about your social life.
Phoebe: Oh, and great! You might as well bring me my book, its on the counter in your apartment.
Rachel: So what do you say? Can I be your girlfriend again?
Monica: Ok, Mike, enough is enough, now you love Phoebe and she loves you, so you need to get over your whole "I never want to get married" thing and step up!
Phoebe: Okay, so when youre done with your tea Ill look at your leaves and tell you your fortune.
Joey: Pheebs! Wait up! (She stops.) Listen uh, close your eyes. (She does so and Joey passionately kisses her.) Maybe thats one thing you can cross off your list.
JOEY: You have any idea what this'll do for your sex life?
Phoebe: Monica your remote doesn't work.
Ross: What, you, you really quit your job?
Joey: Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! What about you, having those babies for your brother? Talk about selfish!
Chandler: So, what are you doing here? I thought tonight was your big anniversary dinner.
Ross: Your Mom, your telling me, your telling me, about your Mom, what is the matter with you?
Mr. Geller: Don't listen to your mother. You're independent, and you always have been! Even when you were a kid... and you were chubby, and you had no friends, you were just fine! And you would read alone in your room, and your puzzles...
Phoebe: Your getting married?!
Monica: (on phone) Michelle, I only beeped in so I could hear my message. I mean that's allowed. Yeah-huh! I mean look, yeah, you know what I would really appreciate it if you didn't tell your Dad about. What do you mean, you're not comfortable with this? Come on we're friends!! (Michelle hangs up) That bitch always hated me. I'm calling her back.
Monica: No, Ill do it. You just stick to your job.
Joey: Phoebe! Were both (points at Ross and himself) your backup?!
Monica (as Rachel): ..well, why don't you tell them? After all it, is your ankle.
Chandler: And they don't like it when you explain why your jokes are funny.
Rachel: I dont care! The wires have come loose in your head!
CHANDLER: Your cappucino sir.
Chandler: Look Joe, I just, I just don't want to get your hopes up real high.
You don't have to be awake to be my man, As long as you have brainwaves I'll be there to hold your hand. Though we just met the other day, There's something I have got to say...
Jill: Seeing some more of your super-cool slides.
Monica: I really like to say that Im-um (Pause) Yknow what Id really like to say? Im drunk!! (Mrs. Geller pulls the camera down.) Thats right mom and dad your little Harmonica is hammered!! (Ross grabs the camera out of his dads hands.) And guess what! Ive been drunk before! And Ive smoked a cigarette! And I got a box of Ding-Dongs hidden in my underwear drawer! Its all okay. Its okay because I turned thirty today. And, and I can do anything I want! Because I am a grown up. (Falls over sideways with Ross filming the fall.)
Monica: Y'know what? Y'know when I said that I want you to deal with this relationship stuff all on your own? Well, you're not ready for that.
Monica: Yeah. Im okay. Im actuallyIm a little cold, can I have your jacket?
DR. BURKE: I'm going to look into your eyes now.
Russell: So thats your second marriage in two years.
Rachel: Oh!... Oh and Emma, look at your stuffed animals lined up so neatly!
Chandler: Well, there are other ways of winning back your money, how about a little uh, a little Blackjack? (Holds up a deck of cards.)
Phoebe: Hello, tiny embryos. Well, Im-Im Phoebe Buffay, hi! Im-Im-Im hoping to be your uterus for the next nine months. You should know, that were doing this for Frank and Alice, who you know, youve been there! Umm, yknow they want you so much, so when you guys get in there, really grab on. Okay, and-and I promise that Ill keep you safe and warm until youre ready to have them take you home, so Oh! And also, umm next time you see me, Im screaming, dont worry, thats whats supposed to happen.
Joey: Look its not that bad. So what, it blocks a little of your door, a little of my door.
Guy: Your mom called me. So is this her?
MONICA: Rachel you have to read this book. It's called Be Your Own Windkeeper. It's about how women need to become more empowered.
Phoebe: Uh huh. But they're not your friends anymore.
Monica: Groomsman, groomsman, why are you just standing there, where is your bridesmaid? (into microphone) We've got a broken arrow. Bridesmaid down! (realizes) Oh, that's me.
Rachel: Oh wow. Thatyknow what? That is so unfair. Yknow what? Now I want to steal your thunder! Come on Ross, lets go have sex!
Rachel: I can see that. You look like you slept with a hanger in your mouth.
Rachel: Uh, Mon, you-you gonna leave your shoes out here?
Chandler: (on phone) Hey Mr. Kostelic! How's life on the fifteenth floor? (Listens) Yeah, I miss you too. (Listens) Yeah, it's a lot less satisfying to steal pens from your own home, you know? (Listens) Well, that's very generous (Listens) er, but look, this isn't about the money. I need something that's more than a job. I need something I can really care about.... (Listens) And that's on top of the yearly bonus structure you mentioned earlier? (Listens) Look, Al, Al... I'm not playing hardball here, OK? This is not a negotiation, this is a rejection! (Listens) No! No! No, stop saying numbers! I'm telling you, you've got the wrong guy! You've got the wrong guy! (Listens) I'll see you on Monday! (slams the phone down)
Teacher: Good. Now imagine your vagina is opening like a flower.
PHOEBE: Didn't you like, just get your eyes checked?
Phoebe: Its a video of my friend giving birth. Could you just bring it back to your apartment?
Rachel: Hi! Youre back from your date!
Chandler: I'd love to, but I gotta get back to talking to your parents. They're telling us all about how they adopted you.
Chandler: Ho-ho, so hard we had to throw out your underwear again?
Chandler: Your liking it, huh?
Rachel: (not seeing Ross) Whats your favourite thing about summertime?
Monica: Joey, now that you're okay with the house, do you wanna go see your room?
SUSAN: Is your finger caught in that chair?
Chandler: You know, guys I got to say. This means so much to me. That you would trust me with your child. I mean, we all know that Monica and I have been trying to have a baby of our own. You know I've had my doubts about my skills as a father, but that you two.. that you two.... <starts to cry>
CHANDLER: Oh yeah, your uh, name came up in a uh, conversation that terrified me to my very soul.
Machine: Your outgoing message has now been changed.
Phoebe: The mailman was downstairs, so I brought up your mail.
Phoebe: Ive never been more convinced of your love for her.
Monica: I know. Lets try a look of far off wonderment. Okay, well-well gaze into our future and well think about our marriage and the days to come. (Chandler is still not getting it.) Chandler! What is the matter with your face?! I mean this picture is supposed to say "Geller and Bing to be married," not "Local woman saves drowning moron!" (The photographer laughs.) Hey! Dont laugh at him! Hes my drowning moron!
Chandler: Well, that's like money in your pocket! - Alright look, you want me to say it? This sucks. Being here sucks! This work sucks!
Frank: Whens your birthday?
Monica: Inside of telling us you decided to write in your stupid book!
Mike: You never told me about that guy on your sweet sixteen. Oh, ugh. I'm sorry about that.
Fergie: (Yep, Sarah, the Duchess of York) Okay, so umm, whats your friends name?
Joey: (takes her hand) Listen, I hope... that you know... (has difficulty saying it) I don't want you to see your father cry, GO TO YOUR ROOM!
Rachel: Oh, Ross, Im sorry. I completely ruined your evening.
Mrs. Tribbiani: Me? I'm fine. Look, honey, in an ideal world, there'd be no her, and your father would look like Sting. And I'll tell you something else. Ever since that poodle-stuffer came along, he's been so ashamed of himself that he's been more attentive, he's been more loving... I mean, it's like every day's our anniversary.
Rachel: Ok...this could be a little awkward...I'm just going to blow past it... well can't you just use that method actor thing where you use your real life memories to help you in your performance?
Monica: Phoebe, your face is fine! Come on, none of this stuff is going to happen to you! Stop being such a baby!
Chandler: (entering, angry) Yo, paisan! Can I talk to you for a sec? (Pause) Your tailor is a very bad man!
Chandler: I cant believe she cracked your code!
Roy: Ok, ok, ladies! Can I have your attention, please? (pause) Did someone call for the long arm of the law? (He extends his arm from around his crotch and then upward and outward, towards Phoebe) I should warn you, I have a concealed weapon! (Puts his hands over his crotch) I hope you're familiar with the States penal code, ok, ok, enough teasing. Now for some pleasing!
Roy: Yeah, yeah, yeah... This is so weird. I mean, you never know when it's gonna be your last dance. And I didn't even get a chance to finish it.
Laura: Hi, I am Laura, I am here for your adoption interview.
Joey: All right, well finish your coffee; lets go.
Rachel: I mean y'know, I'm thinking. You could bring her, and you guys could go up to your old room, and not make out.
Rachel: Then what's that big lump under your covers?
Chandler: Oh good, when he comes back for his keys, Ill be sure to give him your shoe.
Waiter: I�ll just wait to put your order in.
JADE: Oh, Bob, he was nothing compared to you. I had to bite my lip to keep from screaming your name.
Joey: I dont know! But he did not eat your face cream!
CHANDLER: OK, Phoebs, your turn.
ROSS: Oh, thank you, thanks. So uh, how was your night last night?