words in movies
Rachel: (standing up) Okay. Yknow what? Id have to say I really dont care for your tone. And this is not the only hospital in this city and we have no problem toWhoa! (She starts a contraction) Oh gosh! Whoa!
Julie: Hi. Is this your first?
Monica: Yeah but I was just screwing with you to try to get your voice all high and weird like mine is now!
Mrs. Geller: Oh thats all right, Im coming back later with your father.
Mrs. Geller: This is your grandmothers engagement ring, I want you to give it to Rachel.
Evil Bitch: You miss your girlfriend?
Ross: (to him) Hey! You wanna live to see your baby?!
Chandler: But nothing has to happen until your ready.
Phoebe: Oh, it ate your money?
Joey: Damnit woman were losing precious time! Now do you want this mans blood on your head?
Ross: (To Rachel) Squeeze your legs together and cover the babys ears!
Rachel: Oh not bad. Do you know that feeling when youre trying to blow a Saint Bernard out your ass?
Phoebe: Cliff, do you really believe that a character from a TV show was here in your room?
Phoebe: Okay, my turn. My turn. (Joey hands her to Phoebe.) Oh! Youre so cute! Oh, I could squeeze your little head! (Pause) I wont.
Rachel: So? You guys are all sleep deprived. I dont see you weeping because you put your slippers on the wrong feet. Oh God. (Starts to cry harder.)
Ross: Ugh, easy for you to say, you already know what your kids names are going to be.
Rachel: Ohhh! (Looks at Aaron and recoils in horror.) Wow! He kinda takes your breath away doesnt he?
Janice: I hate to be the one to say it, but honey you two (Her and Emma) are on your own.
Janice: Say hello to Aaron, your future son-in-law.
Joey: (staring at the ice sculpture) How bad do you want to stick your tongue on that? (They all glare at him)
Mr. Thompson: Your generous contribution brings us a big step closer to building the youth center.
Phoebe: Yeah, not in your case Lovey Loverson. (Tries to take a bite out of Rosss cookie.)
Ross: No! No! LookHey, enough is enough! Look, I am sorry that you feel guilty or whatever about spending time with your new mom, but this is not your old mom. This is a cat! Okay, Julio the cat! Not mom! Cat!
Chandler: Why is there jelly on your shoe?
Amy: I don't believe this, hold on a second. You guys die and I don't get your baby?
Phoebe: Oh, I thought this was your party and it turns out its a party for Howard. He's just the sweetest little man! (A guest walks up to her.)
Joey: Oh-no, dont try and talk all normal with that thing in your ear.
Chandler: Wow! You look just like your son Mrs. Tribbiani!
Joey: That's right, mister, and I don't care how old you are, as long as you're under my roof you're gonna live by my rules. And that means no sleeping with your girlfriend.
Monica: Damnit! Damnit!! Heres your fifty bucks! (Pays Phoebe.)
Chandler: Your parents caught Ross smoking pot in college and he blamed it on me!
Monica: Because your all gonna make up fake specials and make me cook them like you did the other night?
Chandler: Yeah or also when you don't have somebody breathing down your neck ALL THE LIVE LONG DAY!!
Rachel: Will you stop calling it your apartment!
Ross: I'll do it. Hey, whatever you need me to do, I'm your man. (He starts to sit down on the bed. There's one problem though, he's about two feet to the left of it. Needless to say, he misses and falls on his butt.) (Looking up at Joey.) Whoa-oh-whoa! Are you, are you okay?
Rachel to Emma: Oh Emma. This is going to be your first Thanksgiving. What are you thankful for? Mommy's bobbies.
Joey: Cut it out Ross! I hate to have to save your life and kick your ass in the same day!
Rachel: Ross, you guys went out once. You took your kids to Chucky Cheese, and you didn't even kiss her.
Rachel: Hey! Oh right, tonight was your party.
Phoebe: Yeah I know what I wanted to ask you. Um, can you roll your tongue? Because I can, and my Mom couldnt, and I thought y'know, I figured that was something I got from our Dad.
Rachel: Oh, I'm sorry, did my back hurt your knife?
Amy: No, I'm not talking about you. <to Rachel> It was your fat friends brother with that bad afro, do you remember?
Monica: Breaks your heart doesnt it
(Notices Ross looking at him and stops. Ross gives him his 'quiet down' maneuver. Okay, this may take a while to explain, so center this on you screen and place your hands about a foot apart with your fingers together and pointing straight up. Now take you fingers and point them at the other hand and making a 90-degree angle with each of your hands and the first knuckle counting up from the wrist. Now take your right hand, no your other right (that was for the dyslexics), and lower it a couple of inches, so that the fingers are pointing at your wrist. Now take your arms and keeping the elbows bent and your hands in front of you spread out your arms, kinda like making a bird's wing. Now hunch your shoulders over and move you hands up and down as if you are trying to tell some one to turn it down. That's Ross 'quiet down' maneuver. Well, there is an accompanying face, but I don't want to try and describe it as well.)
Joanna: Because if you feel uncomfortable with your friend dating someone you work for, there are always ways to fix...that.
Rachel: Joey, I think everyone saw the wine come out of your nose.
Ross: Yeah! Yes! Thank you! This is great. Thank you so much. And I swear, your kid is going to have the time of his life.
Quartet: (singing) Congratulations on your first week at your brand new job! It won't be long before your the boss.
Joey: Hey! No! Get your France-going-arms away from me. (He walks out, and Rachel follows him)
Chandler: Okay, I have news. You don't have to move to Tulsa. You can stay here and keep your job.
Monica: Have you lost your mind? Chandler, this isn't about me! This is about you and all your weird relationship commitment crap!
Mike: Hey, so are you sure your ready to go.
Ross: Come on, finish your enchilada.
Phoebe: Wow. Where is your luggage? (David thinks for a while)
PHOEBE: So your brother's straigh huh? Seriously.
Ross: O is for "oh, wow!" The V is for this very surprising turn of events, which I'm still fine with by the way. E is for how extremely normal I find it. That you two are together. And now one day you might get married and have children of your own.
Phoebe: Im sorry I wont be able to make it to your imaginary wedding, but Im really busy that day. Yeah, I already have a unicorn baptism and a leprechaun bar mitzvah.
Ross: Yeah, see, we-we-we have to stop across the hall, because its my sister. But, uh, uh yknow actually, growing up with a sister was nice because it really helped me understand women. Yeah, you-you should tell your friends that.
Dina: Do you ever worry that youll be walking and your baby will just like slip out?
Chandler: Get ready to run. (Chandler walks over to the new bride.) Congratulations on your wedding. (He grabs her, kisses her, Ross takes the picture, and they both run out.)
Phoebe: (reading from the note) Good-bye Phoebe and Ursula. Ill miss you. P.S. Your Mom lives in Montauk. You just wrote this!
Judge: Now it also says here that you lied about your sexual preference before marriage?
Monica: Hey, Rach. How was it with your friends? (She and Phoebe scream.) Okay! How would you like some Tiki Death Punch? (She pours the contents of the blender into some glasses.)
Joey: Chandler, control your woman!
Joey: (to Chandler) And I ah, borrowed some of your cologne. I hope she likes it.
Director: Okay, and listen don't forget to bring your jazz shoes for the dance audition.
Phoebe: There's your movie! <claps>
Monica: Oh, well... That had been your window.
Chandler: Okay, here is the thing. We have thrown a very formal surprise party for you in there! All of your friends are in there and your parents!
Rachel: (exasperated) Yes, Chandler, that's exactly what it is. It's your hair.
RACHEL: Yes you do. You think of it as your apartment, and I'm just somebody who rents a room.
Monica: Yeah, you were, but you decided to make salmon because you had some left over at the restaurant. And then you realised if you (Points at Rachel) bitched about it, then you (Points to herself) would stop cooking, and you (Points at Rachel) would have to make your famous baked potato and Diet Coke.
Phoebe: Good for you! And hey, I thought your paper on punctuated equilibrium in the Devonian era was top notch!
Rachel: So-so, you missed a message from who? Chandler or your mom? Or Chandler? Or your mom?
Rachel: No, its Ross. Its Ross. You like Ross. (He just shakes his head.) Oh daddy, I hope youre okay with all of this. I mean think about it, this is a good thing. Youre gonnaThis is your first grandchild! Youre gonna be a poppy!
Gary: Well you're fingerprints were all over my badge so I just ran it through the computer and this was listed as your last known address so I just checked it out.
Ross: Yknow what, I dont know how comfortable I am going to see how hot the sex is between some guy and your girlfriend.
Ross: Okay. Now-now-now should I climb down your front so were face to face or-or should I climb down your back so were-were butt to face.
Rachel: Don't you have a laundry room in your building?
MR. GELLER: Your mother's right. Take her, you can wear my tux.
Charlie: Actually, you know, Joey is your friend, and you don't really know me that well; it would be weird.
Rachel: No. Not-not for me, but why dont you take off your sweater?
Chandler: OK, Pheebs, your turn.
Hums While He Pees: Me too! Im sorry that guy in the subway licked your neck.
Mrs. Bing: Now Chandler dear, just because your father and I are getting a divorce it doesn't mean we don't love you. It just means he would rather sleep with the house-boy than me.
Ross: C'mon, Chandler, I love your mom. I think she's a blast.
Receptionist: Phoebe, your next client's in the waiting room.
Chandler: Honey I... I love your breasts the way they are!
Chandler: Your thoughts? Plural?
Joey: What?! He got to do it at your first wedding!
MRS. GREENE: Sweetheart, you obviously have a problem. You've chosen a boyfriend exactly like your father.
Rachel: Uh-hmm, uh-hmm, yeah, yeah, I really liked your hands.
Parker: Why dont all of you tell me a little about your self?
Monica: Ready for your birthday lunch?
Phoebe: No, what's more important, your friends or money?
Mr. Geller: Of course. Ill always be your dad.
Monica: (joining him and taking the taco shells) You know that? You don't want to spoil your appetite.
Ross: He is saving your butt, ah, unless of course Im stepping on some toes here, in which case I can just mosey on, Ive got plenty of people to help on the Interstate.
Monica: Ross, is he gonna live with you, like, in your apartment?
Chandler: No-no, wait! There's got to be a better explanation. You can tell them you had to make an adult film for your (Thinks) adult film class.
Joey: Hey, I need your help.
Chandler: Joe, I don't think this is going to be your big break.
Guy: I ah, I work at Bloomingdales and I might know of a job possibility if your, if your interested?
Rachel: Pheebs, this guy has been obsessed with your sister, for God knows how long, okay, you don't just give up something like that.
Mr. Geller: Your mother just added him to her list.
Rachel: It's impossible to find a good doctor. I mean, how do you know the good ones from the ones who are gonna push their penis against your knee?
Ross: Hey! Guess what I got for your wedding! (Holding up his garment bag.)
Ross: Oh, don't worry about it! Just use your travel insurance.
Mr Campbell: So... your resumé is quite impressive. (Mr Zellner who sits behind Rachel shrugs)
Chandler: Your family name is Tribbiani.
Tim: I got your page, is everything okay?
JOEY: [peeks back out] Ok, now that your coat is safely in the bedr-, [sees that the coast is clear] oh, ok we can come back out in the living room.
Monica: Oh, then bring it on! Oh, unless of course your afraid you might lose to a bunch of girls.
Ronni: Yeah, uh, Joey said I could use your shower, since, uh, Chandler's in ours?
Monica: And now your cell.
Monica: It's so unfair, you don't even like your job!
Monica: ...And then we throw your body in the water... Gee, that does sound fun.
Chandler: your ass?!?!?
BILL: "Spuds" is your grandmother?