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Ross: I think its coming from your bag.
Phoebe: Not great, but we can work on it at lunch. Okay, I can be at your apartment in two hours.
Ross: Well I dont know, but how-how great would that be huh? You living in my building. I could help take care of the baby. I can come over whenever I want. (Rachel looks at him.) With your permission.
Ross: I-I heard about Mrs. Verhoeven passing away and Im so sorry for your loss.
Chandler: So she stole your pants and then she came back and wore them in front of you?
Chandler: Out of curiosity, what is your secret ingredient?
Phoebe: No dont tear out your eyes!!
Joey: All right, well finish your coffee; lets go.
Brenda: Oh thanks! I like your top.
Monica: Oh, will you do the top of the cabinets? Thatll really work up your appetite for lunch.
Rachel: Honey, its so sweet that you want me to stay, but I-I cant do that to you. I mean it would disrupt your entire life.
Chandler: All right. Yes. Okay. I get your point. But if its not your bra will you just let the woman clean the apartment?!
Chandler: Yes! Its flown into your blouse and youd better undo your buttons lest it sting you!
Brenda: Look, I know it must be hard that your wife is a lesbian, but its wrong. Youre married.
Chandler: I totally understand. (They both laugh.) Can I just see your bra?
ROSS: [in a childish voice] I hope you cleaned your hair out of the drain.
Chandler: All right, that's it, give me your underwear.
RACHEL: You still think of it as your apartment, don't you?
TOGETHER: Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat, what are they feeding you? Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat, it's not your fault.
Phoebe: Hey, you should really read that book you wrote. (To Larry) Wow! You saw the hat in the kitchen and knew that she'd have to go in there hatless to get it. You can have your own health inspector detective show!
Rachel: How-how did you lose your job here?
Joey: (thinking) All right. Its a new day. All that stuff about Rachel, you dont feel that now. It was crazy! Youre fine. Youre better than fine! You are, as your friend Tony would say, Grrrreat! Everythings normal! Shes just your friend Rachel! Your friend Rachel. Your friend! Rachel.
Nurse: Well, you know your insurance will cover that.
Monica: Yeah, I'm sure your ex-wife will be more than happy to move to another country so you can patch things up with your new wife.
Monica: Sure! If you're just gonna hang out as friends, then maybe I'll join ya. You know, I'm your friend (to Phoebe) and Mike's friend (Mike is sceptical).
Monica: How was your first day?
Monica: (insistently) No, here's your mail.
Richard: The picture of my wife! In your pack!
Rachel: (To Ross) Here's your lemonade.
Phoebe: Look, Precious... Mike's not worth this. You're an attractive, intelligent woman and let's face it, Mike's kind of a wang. I mean, he proposed to me while he was still seeing you... He was gonna break-up with you on your birthday? And, I don't like to kiss-and-tell, but he cheated on you a lot this weekend.
Monica: Its your suitcase. Were going to Las Vegas.
Ross: Oh hey, show them the picture of your uterus.
Monica: You're from Yonkers! Your last name is Buffo-Martisis!
MNCA: This was your idea?
Phoebe: Will he know what this is in reference to? (Listens) And he has your number? (Listens) All right, I'll see that he gets the message. Bye bye.
Phoebe Sr: But umm, youre right. I think that a person should know where they come from. Wh-which is why I ah, (pause) ahh, (pause) okay. Im your mother.
Chandler: Did somebody sign your bra?
RACHEL: Well, from me. And I know it's not your big money song, but it's my favorite.
Joey: Okay, this is gonna be tough. Hold your breath.
Monica: (sits next to him) Phoebe, its okay that you dont want me to be your girlfriend because I have the best boyfriend.
CHANDLER: Uh, yeah, I just got my pick-up sticks back from the shop. Bring your nerves of steel.
Joey: You don't own a TV? What's all your furniture pointed at??
Monica: Im getting married!!!! Im gonna be a bride!!!! (Someone else yells at her.) No, I will not shut up because Im engaged! (He yells again.) Ohh, big talk! Huh, why dont you come over here and say that to me?! Huh, buddy?! Yeah, my fiancee will kick your ass! (Chandler starts to look worried.) Come on, apartment 20! Apartment 20!
Phoebe: Hey Monica, what about your extra tickets?
Chandler: Oh, so youre already doing your part for the kids.
Joey's Co-Star: Drake, Ive discovered the reason for all your headaches and memory loss.
Ross: Fine. I just need to know that youre not gonna tell your sister.
Phoebe: Give me your hands. (He does and she smells his left hand.) Strings. Gimme it! (He gives her his right hand and she smells it as well.) Pick. Do you want to learn to play guitar?
Quartet: Your loyal loving boyfriend Ross..... Ross!
Chandler: Hi! Listen, can we watch cartoons on your television? We need a porn break. We spent the last two hours watching In & Out & In, Again.
Phoebe: You ask us to find you a guy and you come traipsing in here with your own!
MRS. GELLER: Dance with your father.
Ross: Well, oh, Im sorry your car broke down Pheebs, but Im a little too busy with some of my real friends right now, but please call to let me know you got home safely okay?
CHANDLER: Listen can you guys uh, speak up, it's harder for us to hear you when you lower your voice.
Ticket Agent: Im just going to need to see your passport.
Rachel: Oh. (smiles) Heres your moisturiser. Hi!
Nurse: My god. You still have your Christmas lights up?
Chandler: And your friend Phoebe?
Monica: All right, just give it back to me when your done. See you guys.
The Vampire: Buffay, are you going to plunge your stake into my dark places?
Ross: They kept your room for a while.
Allesandro: Im so excited about having Monica come on board with us. Although I do feel bad about having fired chef Emillio, its like losing a member of the family. Of course, that literally is the case for several of you. Tony, Carlos, Marie, please, tell your father how much were gonna miss him. Now, I know that Monica has a lot of great ideas for this place, well, you all read the review. So without much further ado, I present to you our new head chef.
Joey: Look, I just need a wire something to jimmy it. Oh hey, one of you guys give me the underwire from your bra!
Ross: Are you out of your mind?
Monica: Hi, uh, Richard it's Monica, um, listen I did something kind of crazy tonight, um, maybe I'm getting my period or something, I don't know. Um, anyway, I, I, I beeped into your machine and I heard a message that, that freaked me out, and um, you know what Michelle will tell you the rest. I, I, um, I'm sorry, okay, I, I hope that we can forget the whole thing. Okay, bye.
Dr. Rhodes: First of all, it's on your ass.
Ross: No, no. This will always be your place. It would be too sad. Plus, how much a month does it cost to feed Joey?
MONICA: Joey, you know, maybe your just not used to kissing men, maybe you just tensed up a little, maybe that's what you need to work on.
Monica: I don't know. Rachel I'm-I'm sorry that I hurt your ankles.
ROSS: I am your friend.
Rachel: Yeah and you stretch em out with your big old clown feet.
WAITRESS: Here's your check. That'll be $4.12.
Chandler: Yep, we're a couple and that's what couples do. And, I wanna meet your parents. We should take a trip with your parents!
Monica: (Holding a shirt in front of Ross.) Okay, maybe this will make your teeth look less white. (Ross has a big smile.) Nope. Okay, colors that dont work are blue, yellow, green, red, black, white, orange, and purple.
PHOEBE: So how's your date with your cyberchick going. Ooh, hey, what is all that (points at the computer screen).
Monica: Pick a number! That is your only job!
Joey: Oh, no. Ah, I playing your husband, Victor. Im Joey Tribianni.
Ross: Joey, come on now, for me! Please, just-just try to focus your sexual energy on someone else.
Drew: Hold on, yknow I just got a box of Cubans, maybe I bring them by your office around uh, five?
Ross: So youre strong enough to face her on your own?
Phoebe: (To Joey) Oh hey! How was your audition?
Joey: Yeah, well, you don't have your racket.
Monica: Ross you know that tonight is your date with Hillary?
Ross: Alright. (to Rachel): Your money's mine, Green.
Ross: You have to tell her! You have to tell her! It's your moral obligation, as a friend, as a woman, I think it's a feminist issue! Guys? Guys? (waiting for guys to chime in)
Phoebe: That is correct! Yes, youre supposed to take all of that stuff and put it in a little box in your mind and then lock it up tight.
Chandler: I'm sorry. Hey, at least you guys get to go home and be with your families tonight. I have to go back to an empty hotel room and lay down on a very questionable bedspread. And then tomorrow morning, you get to have Christmas morning in your own houses, wich, by the way, none of you have invited me to.
Chandler: There is nothing like the support of your loving wife, huh?
Rachel: NO! (pause) Or, cut!You know, that's your call!
Monica: (entering, to Joey and Rachel) Hey, did you guys know, that your oven doesn't work?
RACHEL: So, uh, how was your day?
Joey: No, its not. I mean you-you made me your best man and I totally let you down!
MONICA: You've got to get back out there, it's your party.
Monica: Boy, I know they say you can't change your parents,... boy, if you could- (To Ross) -I'd want yours.
Hotel Clerk: I think you'll find this room more to your liking.
CHANDLER: Hey, what did your agent say?
Phoebe: (Walks towards Ross) If you hadn't just had a baby with my best friend I swear to Lucifer a raber dog would be feasting on your danglers RIGHT NOW!
ROSS: Oh right, right.� (They pause and exchange a glance. Then, Ross looks away.)� So, are you . . . ah . . . you excited about your, your first night away from Emma?
Chandler: Okay, you know, you know when your in bed, with a woman.
Erica: I was wondering you both have such serious jobs. (to Monica) Would you have time to take care of a baby and your flock?
Chandler: I am trying to open your eyes, my man! Don't you see, if you lived with Phoebe she's always gonna be there. You're gonna get home, she's there. You go to bed, she's there. You wake up and oh yes, she's there!
CHANDLER: Work on your music?
ROSS: What? What's on your shoulder?
PHOEBE: Does it matter? You're ultimately just gonna die or get divorced or have to blow your pets head off.
Chandler: Okay, its not a check. Theyre saying your health insurance expired because, you didnt work enough last year.
Joey: No, no, no, no! Hes fine! Look, look, look! (picks up the ball) Heres your ball! Get your ball! Get your ball! (he throws the ball and it bounces right next to the dog) Get your ball! My God, what have I done to you, huh? I broke the dog! Pheebs, I broke the dog!
Ross: Im sorry about your date.
Emily: Really?! Well, thats just lovely, isnt it? I mustve missed your call, even though I didnt leave the flat all day.
Lewis: No hes not! Hes totally yanking your chain! Hes done this with three other teachers!
Phoebe: You mean you stole it! (Monica sneezes again) Don't cover your mouth when you do that!
Janice: I should just go on to happier things, okay? Umm, why dont you tell about your lovely wedding?
The Croupier: Comin' out. Place your bet. (Monica does so.) Dice are out. (The woman next to Monica rolls the dice.) Double or nothin'! Pay the front line! (Monica won and doubled the chip.)
Phoebe: Well look, you dont really like the one from uptown and youre too exhausted from dating the one up in Poughkeepsie, so I say you just end them both. Okay? You take a train up to Poughkeepsie and break up with her, and on your way back you break up with uptown. And then by the time you get home tonight, youre done!
Joey: Nonono, you can't kiss Ross, that's your brother.
Rachel: Okay, very cute braces. Anyway yknow what, the point is Tag, start looking because you are going to find those contracts on your desk. (She goes into her office.)