words in movies
Ross: All right, look, look, youve got to do this yourself, okay in person. At least you know her name. You just go to the house and you ask for Mary-Angela, okay, when which ever one she is comes to the door, you take her for a walk, you let her down easy.
Monica: Then get over yourself! Grow up!
Joeys Sister: Excuse yourself, and go to the bathroom.
Ross: Look at you! WhatYoure-youre this big executive! You are much more capable than you give yourself credit for. I-I have no doubt youre gonna be an incredible mother.
Phoebe: Y'know what, you should like, you should buy a state and then just name it after yourself.
Ross: Well, of course you can defend yourself from an attack you know is coming, thats not enough. Look, I studying kara-tay for a long time, and theres a concept you should really be familiar with. Its what the Japanese call (he holds two fingers up to his temple, and he does this every time he says this word) unagi.
Monica: Really? I'm really tired of being your relationship tutor. You're gonna have to figure this one for yourself. All right? Y'know what? If you're too afraid to be in a real relationship, then don't be in one. (She walks out.)
Mike: You know, you should really look in a mirror before you call yourself that.
Chandler: Oh My God! You can do a duet of Ebony and Ivory all by yourself!
Amanda: Okay, well, my cell phone number is right here on the counter, please help yourself to anything in the fridge.
Phoebe: Yknow the only reason hes marrying you is because he thinks all the things you were saying about yourself were true.
Monica: You are! (she picks up a bill from the table, handing it to Chandler) Hey, here's twenty bucks. -- Why don't you go buy yourself something pretty while I'm at work tomorrow?
Rachel: You have! Ross, you should give yourself credit. I mean my Mom never thought this would work out. It was all, Once a cheater, always a cheater.
Monica: Well. Sounds like you're writing yourself a little play there Rach. Wow! Let me know how that one turns out.
Rachel: Joey, you cant keep this to yourself, if you know about this, you have to tell him.
Joey: I cant! Yknow? You guys dont know what its like to put yourself out there like that and just get shot down.
Phoebe: No, no, you can get one yourself. Itll be on the house! Y'know what are big sisters for?
Rachel: Oh you went to the movies by yourself?
Chandler: Well, you must be pretty mad at yourself right now...!
Ross: Yeah. Listen, can you keep this information to yourself?
Ross: Oh my God! You did that yourself?
Joey: All right, thats it. Y'know I was still gonna let you have her. But now, forget about it. Prepare to feel very bad about yourself.
Rachel: Yeah, well, word of advice: Bring back the comedian. Otherwise next time you're gonna find yourself sitting at home, listening to that album alone.
Chandler: You, touching yourself, out!
Ross: Don't you realise what you're-you're doing to yourself?
MONICA: Wow, all you need now is The Killing Fields and some guacamole and you've got yourself a part-ay.
PHOEBE: What if the husband person is the wrong guy, and you are the right guy. I mean you don't get chances like this all the time, if you don't meet her now, you're gonna be kicking yourself when your 80, which is hard to do, and that's how you break a hip.
Chandler: �Jeremiah was a bullfrog. Was a good friend of mine, never understood a single word he said, but I helped himdrink his wine.� So you just touch yourself for anything?
Chandler: Yes, and I get my ya-yas from Ikea. You have to put them together yourself, but they cost a little less.
Phoebe: Youve got to get out of here! Save yourself!
Jim: So, tell me a little bit about yourself.
Joey: You know what you shouldve done, you should have told yourself that little story.
Phoebe: Yeah, but youve got to pull yourself together! Monica cant see you like this! Then shell know somethings wrong!
Rachel: Y'know what Chandler, you got yourself into those cuffs, you get yourself out of them.
Ross: Okay, Joey, you know what? You have to go for it. How often does this happen to you, huh? You owe it to yourself.
Rachel: You walked around all night in the city by yourself?
Ross: Mon, look at yourself. You have cookie on your neck.
MONICA: But I thought you wanted to live by yourself.
BIG BULLY: Don't do that to yourself. Any one of us could have tripped over that little girls jump-rope.
Dr. Green: So? Come on! Explain yourself Geller! First you get my Rachel pregnant!
Monica: Look Ross, the only question you need to ask is, "Do you see a future?" I mean like do you see yourself marrying her? (Ross pauses in consideration.) Oh my God! You did it already! You married her, didnt you?!
Chandler: Well, why don't you send her a musical bug, op, no you already did that. All right look, you're going to have to go there yourself now, okay, make a few surprise visits.
Chandler: Kind of? If you just kept this to yourself none of this would've happened.
Emily: You really enjoyed yourself didnt you?
Joey: All right, fine... But if I enjoy this, you have only yourself to blame... (Chandler turns his back to the TV. Joey puts the tape in the VCR, switches it on and watches what's on the tape... It's clearly a american football match, with the referee's whistle blowing, the crowds cheering...)
Joey: No, no, no, I'm telling ya. Imagine yourself living in a supermarket and you will understand okay? So the question is, what do we do?
Rachel: All right, how about I go over there and I will walk into Chandler's bedroom and I will see that thing that I think that I know is actually the thing that I think that I know! (Note: Kudos to Ms. Aniston on the delivery of that line. She said it very quickly and didn't screw up a word. Try it yourself, it ain't that easy.)
Joey: Ohh, you're upset because you think I chose Ross over you! No! I knew you could take care of yourself. Y'know, I mean Ross, he need help. He's not street like us!
Phoebe: No! You should've read it yourself!
Chandler: God why why would you want to do that to yourself!?
Phoebe: Oh sure okay, you can touch yourself in front of us but you cant talk to Rachel.
Rachel: (thinking) Youre going to have a baby, and you need to be prepared. Now, youre going to make yourself watch the whole thing. Just do it! (Rachel puts the tape in the VCR)
Phoebe: Yeah! Now, why do you want to kill yourself?
Guy: All right, you have yourself a deal. (shakes his hand)
Janice: What is the great tragedy here? You go get yourself another appointment.
Rachel: Oh Ross, honey you gotta stop torturing yourself!
Monica: Well, next time your massaging him, you should try and distract yourself.
Chandler: Defend yourself.
Joey: Nice going. You just saved yourself a couple months of sex.
Phoebe: Well, personally I think it's great you're giving yourself a break.
MONICA: Oh, I'll have an espresso. Oh acutally, I'll get it. If I ask you to, you'll probably end up drinking it yourself.
Leader: Hi. And batting for Sarah, Ross Geller, 872. Although, it looks like you bought an awful lot of cookies yourself.
Cheryl: I'll be right back. Make yourself comfortable. (Ross attempts to clear a place for his coat and fold it small enough to fit. Then hit sits on the couch. Something falls on him from above and he brushes his neck off frantically.)
Chandler: Don't let yourself get manipulated this way!
Joey: So whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa! What are you gonna do? Youre gonna have the baby and-and raise it by yourself without a husband?! You cant be a single mother alone! Youre gonna ruin your life!
Chandler: To yourself. (finishing) Hey-hey-hey, y'know what that's pretty good.
Rachel: Yeah. Dont do this to yourself.
Monica:: Here why don't you sit down, get yourself comfortable because I. (Monica shows him the tape then puts it in) have a little surprise for you.
Ross: Wait a minute! I saw that! On The Discovery Channel, yeah! About jellyfish and how if you... (stops suddenly and turns to look at Monica) Ewwww!! You peed on yourself?!
Monica: (bursting in) I knew it!! Yknow, youre not so quiet yourself, missy!
Phoebe: Umm, look it, you-you cant kill yourself.
Phoebe: Um, well, get over it. So, I mean you, you just seem to be a really nice guy, you know. Don't be so hard on yourself okay.
Bitsy: Phoebe, come sit. Tell us a little bit about yourself... So where are you from?
Joey: Oh. Well good! (To himself) For me. (He picks up a jar of lotion.) What is this? Did you give yourself a facial?
Monica: They just gonna love you, just be yourself.
Phoebe: How can you compare yourself to Gunther? I mean, sure, he's sexy in a more obvious way. You have a relationship with her, you slept together last night.
Ross: We know you took so just-just save yourself the time and confess!
Phoebe: (jumps in front of Rachel) Hi! Oh yeah, uh-huh, it's me. I saw you grab your running shoes this morning and sneak out. You lied so you could run by yourself.
Ross: Im just saying if you cant eat by yourself, how do you expect to have a baby by yourself?
Chandler: You know, you always cook this meal all by yourself. Let me help this year.
Chandler: Im a little bit uncomfortable with the that way you express yourself.
Agency guy: Please, make yourself comfortable and I will back in a moment with Erica.
Rachel: This is a very critical time right now. If you feel yourself reaching for that phone, then you go shoe shopping, you get your butt in a bubble bath. You want her back you have to start acting aloof.
Phoebe: Yeah, but you shouldnt compare yourself to me.
Ross: Wait a minute! I saw that! On The Discovery Channel, yeah! About jellyfish and how if you... (Stops suddenly and turns to look at Monica) Ewwww!! You peed on yourself?!
Monica: Pheebs, you remember how we talked about saying things quietly to yourself first?
Chandler: Well, lets just say its ironic how footage of someone being born can make you want to kill yourself.
Monica: Okay, just so you know, I'm gonna be ovulating from tomorrow until the sixth, so don't touch yourself in the next 48 hours.
Monica:: then why were you watching them and giving YOURSELF a treat.
Phoebe: (walking up) Whats up? (Rachel hands her the note and she reads it.) Tell Monica Im sorry. (Pause) Tell her yourself!
Ross: Rach you did not leave the water running. Please, just pull yourself together, okay?
Phoebe: A little mirror that when you look into it you see yourself as an old woman.
Rachel: Of course he will! But Chandler the most important thing is you forgive yourself!
Jason: Yeah, and neither did we. Give yourself a break.
Monica: Tell me about yourself, Zack!
Chandler: Hit yourself in the tooth?
Mrs. Geller: Oh honey, come on, have a sense of humour, youve never been able to laugh at yourself.
Monica: You should feel great about yourself! You're doing this amazing independence thing!
Assistant: You've got to face the red light. When the red light goes on the spraying is about to start so close your eyes. When the spraying stops, count to five. Pat yourself down to avoid drip marks then turn around so we can get your back. Got it?
Joey: Well, I'm justif the paste matches the pants, you can make yourself a pair of paste pants and she won't know the difference!
Monica: Oh, stop beating yourself up! People make mistakes! These things happen! There arent any message youve forgotten to give me are there? (Chandler has a disgusted look on his face.) Apparently youre not very good at it! I
Phoebe: Am I? Really? Am I? Well, why don't you cook Thanksgiving dinner and prove me wrong! Well, think about it, think about it, you'll be trying to top than you did last year. You'd be in competition... with yourself.
Mrs. Bing: Oh, please, honey, listen, if I can do it, anybody can. You just start with half a dozen European cities, throw in thirty euphemisms for male genitalia, and bam! You have got yourself a book.