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'A' in a movie sentence | examples for 'A' from movies

Joey: Hey, wouldn't be cool if our duck and chick had a little baby? We could call it Chuck.

"Friends", season 3, episode 23

Ross: Listen, I-I need a favor. Umm, I was in the shower, and as I was cleansing myself, I ah, I-I, well I felt something.

"Friends", season 3, episode 23

Chandler: Was it like a sneeze only better?

"Friends", season 3, episode 23

Ross: No, no, I mean, I mean a thing on my body.

"Friends", season 3, episode 23

Joey: (with a disgusted look) What was it?

"Friends", season 3, episode 23

Ross: Well, I don't know, it's-it's kinda in a place that's not... It's not visually accessible to me, and I was hoping maybe you guys could-could help me out. (starts to take off his pants)

"Friends", season 3, episode 23

Ross: Well what is it? Is it a mole? (He moves closer to them, and they jump back.)

"Friends", season 3, episode 23

Joey: No, it's too wrinkly to be a mole.

"Friends", season 3, episode 23

Ross: Well, eww. What? Is it a pimple?

"Friends", season 3, episode 23

Chandler: No, it's... fancier than a pimple. Look Ross, why don't you just go see a…

"Friends", season 3, episode 23

(Rachel backs out with a confused look on her face.)

"Friends", season 3, episode 23

Phoebe: Vince is a fireman.

"Friends", season 3, episode 23

Rachel: Wow! Have you ever rescued anyone from a burning building before?

"Friends", season 3, episode 23

Vince: (dead serious) Fire safety is not a joke, son.

"Friends", season 3, episode 23

Phoebe: Does a dog's lips move when he reads? (Joey makes an `I don't know' face, and looks to Chandler and Rachel, who're also stumped) Okay, no they don't.

"Friends", season 3, episode 23

Ross: At least they knew what yours was. Y'know, yours had a name.

"Friends", season 3, episode 23

Joey: Oh! Maybe they'll name yours after you! Y'know, they'll call it, The Ross. And then people would be like, "Awww, he's got a Ross."

"Friends", season 3, episode 23

[Scene: A Street, Phoebe is walking with her second date, Jason.]

"Friends", season 3, episode 23

Jason: ...and I know I'll never miss doing it, but I gotta tell you, it's pretty cool knowing that you're making a difference in a kid's life.

"Friends", season 3, episode 23

Phoebe: That is so great! Oh, I... (sees that a parked car near them has caught on fire) Oh my God!

"Friends", season 3, episode 23

Phoebe: Well, we don't n-n-n-n-need a fireman, we'd, we'd like a good mechanic. (hears the sound of approaching sirens) Oh my God, here they come! Well, we gotta get out of here!

"Friends", season 3, episode 23

Phoebe: Well look, if I wanted to see a fireman, I would date one. Okay? (she drags him away)

"Friends", season 3, episode 23

[Scene: A Doctor's Office, Ross is having his thing looked at by Dr. Rhodes.]

"Friends", season 3, episode 23

Ross: Th-th-that's all it is, a third nipple. Y'know? Just your run-of-the-mill third nipple. Y'know? You can take it off. Just slice that baby right off!

"Friends", season 3, episode 23

Dr. Rhodes: Well that's not a third nipple.

"Friends", season 3, episode 23

Dr. Rhodes: Wait a minute, hold it. (He goes to the door and opens it.) Johnson! Will you come in here a moment?

"Friends", season 3, episode 23

Phoebe: Well, Vince is great, y'know `cause, he's like a guy, guy. Y'know? He's so burly, he's sooo very burly. (giggles)

"Friends", season 3, episode 23

Phoebe: Jason is not a sissy!

"Friends", season 3, episode 23

[Scene: Dr. Rhodes's Office, a rather large group of doctors has now gathered to take a look at Ross's thing. Ross is none too pleased with the developments, he has a disgusted look on his face.]

"Friends", season 3, episode 23

Dr. Rhodes: Thank you soo much for coming on such a short notice. Ladies and gentlemen, I've-I've-I've been practicing medicine for twenty-three years, and I'm stumped.

"Friends", season 3, episode 23

All: Whoa. (they all lean in to get a closer look, Ross isn't pleased)

"Friends", season 3, episode 23

Joey: Whoa! For a rich guy he's got, that's a pretty small TV.

"Friends", season 3, episode 23

Monica: No-no-no, that's a video-phone. But hey guys you're not supposed to be here, so please, do not touch anything.

"Friends", season 3, episode 23

Phoebe: No! But it's the nicest kitchen, the refrigerator told me to have a great day.

"Friends", season 3, episode 23

Joey: Look at this! A millionaire's checkbook.

"Friends", season 3, episode 23

Monica: Joey, put that down! (the phone rings) Oh my God! It's Pete. Okay, get out!! How the hell do you answer a video-phone! (steps in front of it, and automatically answers it)

"Friends", season 3, episode 23

Pete: Oh, it's good news. No, it's definitely good news. Hold on a second, I have another call. (clicks his remote) (to his other call) Hey, how's it going?

"Friends", season 3, episode 23

Joey: (looking at the checkbook) Wow! Look at this! He wrote a check for 50,000 dollars to Hugo Ligrens Ring Design. (Monica is stunned) Oh, sorry, what do you think the good news is?

"Friends", season 3, episode 23

Rachel: Monica's gonna marry a millionaire!!!

"Friends", season 3, episode 23

Rachel: Mon you definitely have to make it a theme wedding, and the theme could be, “Look how much money we’ve got!” Y'know, I mean you could put, you could put money in-in the invitations! You-you could have like little money place settings. And ah, you could start with a money salad! I mean it’ll be dry, but people will like it.

"Friends", season 3, episode 23

Monica: Would you stop? We’ve only been going out a couple of weeks, I mean we don’t even know if he’s gonna propose.

"Friends", season 3, episode 23

Chandler: Yes, but this is Pete. Okay? He’s not like other people, on your first date he took you to Rome. For most guys that’s like a third or fourth date kinda thing.

"Friends", season 3, episode 23

Rachel: Oh please, what do you know! You married a lesbian!

"Friends", season 3, episode 23

Phoebe: Yeah, I like Vince a lot, y'know? But, it’s just Jason’s so sensitive, y'know? And in the long run, I think sensitive it’s just better than having just like a really, really, really nice (pause) butt. (Her eyes glaze over thinking about the butt.) (pause) Jason! Definitely Jason! Okay, wish me luck!

"Friends", season 3, episode 23

[Scene: A Fire House, Phoebe has gone to break up with Vince.]

"Friends", season 3, episode 23

Monica: It is so weird, I know what I said, but uh, this morning, I was lying in bed I was, I was imagining what it would be like to say yes. (Rachel slams the magazine shut in amazement.) I know it’s a little sudden, and it’s a little rushed, and it’s totally not like me to do something like this, but that doesn’t mean I can’t. Right? I mean I’m-I’m crazy about Pete, and I know that we want the same things, and when I thought about saying yes, it made me really happy.

"Friends", season 3, episode 23

Phoebe: No, that was my way of telling you. Well, it turns out he’s incredibly sensitive, he keeps a journal and he paints. He even showed me charcoal drawings that he drew of me.

"Friends", season 3, episode 23

Phoebe: Yeah, well he’d prefer water colors, but y'know, he has easy access to a lot of charcoal.

"Friends", season 3, episode 23

(She goes in, and sees Jason without his shirt. It turns out that he has a great body too, and is at a loss for words.)

"Friends", season 3, episode 23

[Scene: Phoebe’s Herbal Guy’s office, Ross is there about his thing. Ross is looking around the exam room, and he goes over to a large bank of drawers, pulls one out and almost spills it as the herbalist, Guru Saj, enters.]

"Friends", season 3, episode 23

Ross: Listen, I got to tell you I’ve-I’ve never been to a guru before, so...

"Friends", season 3, episode 23

Guru Saj: Well, relax. If it makes you feel better, I’ve attended some of the finest medical schools in Central America. Well then, let’s take a look at this skin abnormality of yours. (motions to the table) Come on, have a seat. (looks at it) Eeh, huh. As I suspected, it’s a koondis!

"Friends", season 3, episode 23

Ross: What’s a koondis?

"Friends", season 3, episode 23

Guru Saj: I don’t know, what’s a koondis with you? (starts laughing as if that joke was funny, Ross only looks at him, and he stops) Please, lie down! I’ve got a sav that oughta shrink that right up.

"Friends", season 3, episode 23

Ross: I guess it’s worth a try.

"Friends", season 3, episode 23

Guru Saj: Oh, I think I see the problem. And I’m afraid we’re gonna have to use a much stronger tool. (Ross gives him a ‘What?’ look) Love.

"Friends", season 3, episode 23

[Scene: Pete’s apartment, Pete and Monica are coming back from a date.]

"Friends", season 3, episode 23

Pete: Well ah, I’ve been doing a lot of thinking, and I look at my life…

"Friends", season 3, episode 23

Pete: Okay, my trainer, Ho Chi, is teaching me a combination of Gee Koon Doe and Brazilian street fighting, I’ve even had my own octagon training ring designed.

"Friends", season 3, episode 23

Monica: And I suppose you used a ring designer for that.

"Friends", season 3, episode 23

Phoebe: (singing) “Crazy underwear, creepin’ up my butt. (Jason enters) Crazy underwear, always in a rut. Crazy under-(sees Jason)-wear…” (In her head) Oh No! What is he doing here? All right, just keep playing, just keep playing. You’ll get through this; you’ll be fine. (She tries to continue the song, but she has lost the ability to pronounce words, and the lyrics come out as gibberish.) (giving up on the song) Okay, thank you. And, as always no one talk to me after the show.

"Friends", season 3, episode 23

Phoebe: Yeah, okay, I’ve-I’ve been dating both of you, and it’s been really horrible. ‘Cause y'know it’s been a lot of fun, for me. Umm, but I-I like you both, and I, and I didn’t know how to chose, so... I’m sorry, I’m just, I’m terrible, I’m a terrible person. I’m terrible.

"Friends", season 3, episode 23

Jason: Yeah, and neither did we. Give yourself a break.

"Friends", season 3, episode 23

Phoebe: Well, I made you a candle light dinner in the park.

"Friends", season 3, episode 23

Vince: You made him a candle light dinner in the park?

"Friends", season 3, episode 23

Vince: Uh yeah, I can’t believe I ever went out with somebody who would actually have an open flame in the middle of a wooden area. (walks out)

"Friends", season 3, episode 23

Guru Saj: (entering) Hello, I am Guru Saj-(sees the duck)-Whoa!! (to Joey) That’s supposed to be a duck right? ‘Cause otherwise, this is waaay out of my league.

"Friends", season 3, episode 23

Joey: Yeah, yeah. He’s got a, he’s got a really bad cough, and our vet, he can’t do anything about it. Is there something you can do?

"Friends", season 3, episode 23

Guru Saj: Hmm, let me see. Let me see. Do you think you could get him to eat a bat?

"Friends", season 3, episode 23

Phoebe: I brought a bunch of stuff for the house, so check it out. Ha-ha. (She removes this large ceramic dog that comes up to the second floor and places it next to the house.)

"Friends", season 3, episode 20

Ross: I know! I know! Why do you guys need to have this conversation?! Huh? I mean no self-respecting man would ask a woman, "So, where is this going?"

"Friends", season 8, episode 11

Ross: (reading from a notepad) I mean, we've been accepting Leakey's dates as a given, but if they're off by even a hundred thousand years or so then you can - you can just throw most of our assumptions, you know, right in the trash. (he throws the notepad in the waste bin) So-so what I am saying is - is is that (he picks the notepad back from the waste bin) is that the repercussions could be huge! I mean, not just in palaeontology, but if-if you think about it, in evolutionary biology, uh, genetics, geology, uh, I mean, truly the mind boggles!

"Friends", season 9, episode 22

Ross: No! No, you know what? (closes the door) You [can�t get in there] (?), the baby�s fine, now squam (?). Yeah, [I told you a|Tell your] story walking. (?)

"Friends", season 9, episode 5

Rachel: Ross, that was a Halloween costume, unless you would like me to go to this thing as Little Bo Peep.

"Friends", season 3, episode 2

Joey: What am I going to do? You know, and I keep, I keep trying to get rid of these feelings, y’know? I stayed up all last night and made a list of everything I don’t like about her. You want to hear it?

"Friends", season 8, episode 13

Ross: Just a sandwich? Look, I am 30 years old, I'm about to be divorced twice and I just got evicted! That sandwich was the only good thing going on in my life! Someone ate the only good thing going on in my life!

"Friends", season 5, episode 9

(there's a door slamming in Ross's room, and some indistinct murmuring)

"Friends", season 10, episode 1

Chandler: Oh come on guys, it’s not like I moved to Europe! I just moved across the hall! And we would have you over all the time if it weren’t for (struggles to get this out) Monica’s allergies. (The duck quacks.) You’re right, I could never lie to you. She hates you. (The phone rings.) Should I get that? (Laughs, then answers the phone.) Hello? (Listens) Uh no, Joey’s not here right now. Can I take a message? (Listens) Yeah, okay so the audition has been moved from 5:00 to 2:30? (Listens) Okay great. (Listens.) Bye. (Hangs up the phone and goes to write the message on the Magna-Doodle on the door but Monica walks in and forces him to jump out of the way.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Tim: Well, you’ve got a little scratch on your cornea, your gonna have to wear a patch for a couple of days.

"Friends", season 4, episode 8

Mr. Treeger:: You think you could make a mess and the big man in coveralls will come in here and clean it up, huh? Well, why don’t think of someone else for a change?

"Friends", season 4, episode 4

Chandler: I just think that things would go a lot smoother if we each have our own zone. Phoebe, you can be in charge of wiping. And y’know Mon, you can be in charge of diapering and I can be in charge of looking how cute they are when they put their hands around… (He degrades into baby talk, but he means when they grab his finger.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Joey: Come on man there’s gotta be something that gets you choked up! Like uh, uh oh, what if you saw a three-legged puppy?

"Friends", season 6, episode 14

Mike: It's a Speedo.

"Friends", season 10, episode 14

Ross: It felt like a 'big guy' moment.

"Friends", season 1, episode 6

Charlton Heston: (tosses him a towel, motions for him to get out of the shower and sits down on the couch) Every actor at one time or another—opp! (Joey tries to sit down next to him and Heston makes him sit somewhere else.) Every actor thinks he stinks, even Lawrence Oliver at sometimes thought he stank, Bob Redford won’t even watch himself.

"Friends", season 4, episode 14

Joey: Tell me about it, huh? (Realizes that she can see Monica.) Oh no-no-no, I'm not with her, she's just Monica! (He pantomimes that out.) Ewwuck! (He pushes Monica away and makes a disgusted face.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 17

Joey: Yeah, three days on the lake without a shower. Plus! I fell in that big tub of worms at the bait stand! Hey, how-how’s he doing?

"Friends", season 4, episode 14

Monica: (on phone) I can't wait to be with you! I'll sneak over as soon as Ross picks up Ben. I'll just tell Rachel I'm gonna be doing laundry for a couple of hours.

"Friends", season 5, episode 11

[Scene: Joey's apartment. Joey is reading a 'Busty Ladies' magazine when Chandler enters.]

"Friends", season 9, episode 6

Joey: All right now remember, something this big and long is going to be difficult to manuver, fortunately I have a lot of experience in that area.

"Friends", season 3, episode 8

Chandler: Yeah! (Takes it.) If-if-if we did do this there would be a lot of pressure on me, y’know? Because you’ve been waiting a very long time and I wouldn’t want to disappoint you.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Monica: Do you see this? (Mimics him drooling over a woman’s breasts.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 7

Chandler: (to his children) Look around, you guys. This was your first home. And it was a happy place, filled with love and laughter. But more important, because of rent control, it was a friggin' steal!

"Friends", season 10, episode 17

Phoebe: No that's just me coughing! (Doing some weird coughing noises and the dog barks again. Phoebe comes out of the room.) Oh, good, there you are! Listen, um, I have a dog in my room.

"Friends", season 7, episode 8

Ross: The judge wouldn’t let us get an annulment! Now we gotta get a divorce!! Did a Porsch throw up on you? (Walks on.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Phoebe: Okay. Rachel, the hottest babies in the Tri-State Area are in this room right now! I overheard one of the judges say that not one of them holds a candle to Emma!

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

Joey: Oh, all blank, and no blank, make’s blank a blank blank. Oh no-no-no, no, the end when Jack almost kills them all with that blank, but then at last second they get away. Aww!

"Friends", season 3, episode 13

Teacher: Alright, Mommies, take a nice deep cleansing breath.

"Friends", season 1, episode 16

[Scene: A Theater, the gang is in the audience wating for a play of Joey's to start.]

"Friends", season 1, episode 6

CHANDLER: I like this girl, okay, I seriously like this girl, you now how sometimes I tend get a little defended and quipy...

"Friends", season 2, episode 24

Joey: (entering) Ross! Get a shot of this. (He's carrying an issue of the USA Today and hands Ross the camera.) Hey babies! These are the headlines on the day you were born! Okay, now girl baby turn away and boy babies… (Throws the paper away to reveal a copy of Playpen, which is the TV version of Playboy Magazine.) Check it out, huh?! This is what naked women looked like the month you were born. All right, now let's dive right into the good stuff. (Joey opens the magazine and Ross sticks the camera in it.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 3

Phoebe: No! No! Look at that! (drags her away from the window) It’s a line of ants! They’re working as a team!

"Friends", season 3, episode 24

Ross: (standing) Ok, gentlemen! Please! Aren't we a little old for this? I mean, we're scientists, right? We're academics. And most importantly I... you-you will have to catch us first. (he starts to run away with Charlie). GO, GO, GO! (the paleontologists starts chasing them)

"Friends", season 9, episode 23

[Scene: Rachel’s Doctor’s Office, she is waiting for her doctor as a nurse enters.]

"Friends", season 8, episode 11

Phoebe: That’s right, exactly. (sees them) All right, it’s a good bye kiss, that’s good. (Frank picks Alice up and they move to the couch) Bye-bye. (They both lie down on the couch and start to make out.) Okay, no, the important thing is that you see what I’m saying, y'know, just y'know, this is clearly wrong. (They ignore her) Okay, I’ve decided I’m gonna let this happen! Okay, can I just get my purse? (She reaches in and Alice moans) Okay, all right, good. (leaves).

"Friends", season 3, episode 18

Chandler: I'm sorry, it was a one-time-thing. I was very drunk and i was somebody else's subconscious.

"Friends", season 1, episode 22

Rachel: Anastassakis/Papasifakis wedding, excellent! {It’s a good thing Jennifer Aniston is Greek, because she had to pronounce those names. Luckily for me, they were written on a sign.}(The happy couple emerges.) Congratulations. (To the best man and maid of honor) Mazel Tov! (The rabbi emerges.) Hi! Oh, great hat. (He’s wearing an interesting hat and she takes him over to talk.) Listen umm, I need you to perform another wedding. Can you do that?

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Joey: Yeah, well, I still got a week left to go in the program, and according to the rules, if I want to get the money I'm not allowed to conduct any... ersonal experiments, if you know what I mean.

"Friends", season 1, episode 24

Ross: Look Ben, it's a toy that protects U.S. oil interests overseas!

"Friends", season 3, episode 4

CHANDLER: Oh yeah, your uh, name came up in a uh, conversation that terrified me to my very soul.

"Friends", season 2, episode 18

Joey: Whoa, dude, look out! You almost crushed my hat! (He picks a hat up from the floor. It's one of those magician stovepipe hats.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 13

RACHEL: You went out with a guy in the Navy?

"Friends", season 2, episode 23

Rachel: SSSHHHHTTT!!He's asking her a question!!

"Friends", season 9, episode 19

Ross: All right. (Reading.) A room. A man enters, he looks suspicious. (Stops reading a flips the page to find the next one is blank.) That's it? (Joey shrugs.) Joey, you're supposed to have five pages done by now! Including an exciting incident! (Flipping through the rest of the pad.) And what is, and what is all this?! (Reading.) The official rulebook of Fireball.

"Friends", season 5, episode 10

Ross: Right, um, but, on Hanukkah, Hanukkah is a celebration of a miracle. See, years and years ago there were these people called the Maccabees.

"Friends", season 7, episode 10

Joey: It’s all London, baby! Here we go. (He takes a picture of a less than enthused Chandler and starts towards the girls’ apartment.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

Chandler: Definitely roses. (Monica and Rachel exchange a look.) Well, I just think they’re a little more weddingy. (Monica holds the Lily picture closer to him.) But Lilies are the clear choice.

"Friends", season 7, episode 2

(Phoebe then gets possessed 'cause she starts speaking in tongues. She speaks Italian to Joey's grandmother. She is quickly exorcised and returns to speaking in English. Of course, too most people English is a strange language as well. But none of them are probably reading this and if they were they wouldn't understand it. So why am I talking about them? I have absolutely no clue. Moving on…)

"Friends", season 5, episode 19

Ross: Look Carol umm, I was, I was thinking maybe uh, maybe we can spice things up a little.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Phoebe: Nothing! You have apologized to her like a million times and she’s been nothing but terrible to you. And don’t forget you just threw her daughter a lovely, albeit slightly boring, shower, and she hasn’t even thanked you for it.

"Friends", season 8, episode 20

Phoebe: Well, I would love to but…the bike got stolen and the police have no suspects. (Ross just happens to have his hand on a sheet that is covering something that suspiciously looks like a bike.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 9

(They run to the living room where Monica has moved the chair back (Towards the step), the coffee table forward (Towards the TV), and taped a square outline on the floor.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 3

Ross: That was the water fountain! Okay?! Anyway, people are writing reports for me, uh pushing back deadlines to meet my schedule, I'm telling you, you get tough with people you can get anything you want. (Joey walks by with a cup of coffee.) Hey Tribbiani, give me that coffee! Now!

"Friends", season 5, episode 9

Chandler: No-no-no, if you unplug it, I’ll have nothing to show for my day! It would be like I was at work. (She unplugs it.) No! (And plugs it back in.) Hey look at that! Look at that, it’s still there! This thing must have some kind of primitive ROM (Read Only Memory, it’s a memory chip.) Chip in it or something!

"Friends", season 8, episode 12

Chandler: Ah, Sliced Bread, a wonderful Lady MacBeth.

"Friends", season 3, episode 19

Chandler: That’s a mailman! That’s our mailman! (Waves to the mailman) (Sarcastic) Hi. How are ya?

"Friends", season 4, episode 15

RACHEL: Mom, would you relax. That was 10 blocks from here and, the, the woman was walking alone at night, I would never do that. Mom, c'mon, stop worrying. This is a safe street, this is a safe building, there's nothing [a pigeon flies in the window and lands on the table] OH MY GOOOD, oh my God, oh I gotta go, I gotta go, I gotta go. [hangs up] OK, that's fine, you just read the paper, I'm gonna get a pot, it's not for you. [grabs a pot and lid] OK, that's fine, read the Family Circus, enjoy the gentle comedy. [puts pot over the pigeon] Aaahh, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, aaaaahh. [knock at the door] It's open you guys.

"Friends", season 2, episode 4

Chandler: Y'know I rued the day once…didn't get a whole lot else done.

"Friends", season 5, episode 18

Phoebe: I did it! One mile on a hippity-hop! That’s it!! That’s everything I wanted to do before I was thirty. Oh, except I wanted to patch things up with my sister. But oh well. Yay!! (They all cheer again.) And-and girls this thing is a Godsend if you know what I mean. (Rachel and Monica look intrigued and as they all head into Central Perk, Rachel picks up the hippity-hop that Phoebe left behind.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 14

Joey: Okay, all right, this is how it’s going to work. We’re gonna give you hypothetical maid of honor situations and you will be scored on a scale of 1 to 10, 1 being the highest.

"Friends", season 7, episode 6

PHOEBE: And you hate fish. Oh. That's so sweet, alright. Ok, alright, you can see. This is me... [she unveils herself right as a huge lightning bolt crashes outside. Ryan screams in terror.] Oh, I am scary.

"Friends", season 2, episode 23

Joey: Y'know what? Make fun all you want. This is a great bag! Okay? And it's as handy as it is becoming. Now, just because you don't understand something, doesn't make it wrong. All right? So from now on you guys are gonna have to get used to the fact that Joey, (pats the bag) comes with a bag! (Exits.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 13

Phoebe: Well, and you know, it really is a testament to how he was raised. Especially to you. Because he's very respectful of women.

"Friends", season 9, episode 7

Chandler: I know, me too. Hey! Y'know what if we went away for a whole weekend? Y'know we'd have no interruptions and we could be naked the entire time.

"Friends", season 5, episode 5

MIKE: My cousin's a paleontologist.

"Friends", season 9, episode 9

Chandler: Hey, I can be smooth. (Walks back to the Maitre d', very smoothly) Listen, we're a little bit in a hurry, so, if you can get us a table a little quicker, I'd appreciate it. (Shakes his hand)

"Friends", season 7, episode 10

Chandler: (worried) He’s the headliner of a gay burlesque show.

"Friends", season 6, episode 9

Chandler: Uh then there was that dialect coach who helped you with that play where you needed a southern accent. Which after twenty hours of lessons still came out Jamaican.

"Friends", season 8, episode 22

Ross: Look, I-I know it’s not a proposal and I don’t know where you are, but with everything that’s been going on and with Emma and…I’ve been feeling…

"Friends", season 9, episode 1

Joey: All right. But, you’re gonna have to tell them. (He opens the cabinet to reveal the chick and the duck living inside with Christmas lights and a disco ball as decorations.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 2

Ross: Ok, ok, here we go. (he crouches down near her stomach) Ok, where am I talking to, here? I mean, uh, well, there is one way that seems to offer a certain acoustical advantage, but...

"Friends", season 1, episode 9

Joey: (to a guy) Bijan for men? (to a guy) Bijan for men? (To a woman) Bijan for... (Sees it's a woman and stops.) (To Annabelle who walks up.) Hey, Annabelle, Uh, listen, I was wondering if maybe after work you and I could go maybe grab a cup of coffee.

"Friends", season 2, episode 2

Ross: Cool! Dad! My report cards! Hey, check this out dad, (reading his grades) Math, A. Science, A. History, A. Gym…(He puts it away and finds something else.) Oooh, my rock polisher!

"Friends", season 7, episode 13

Ross: All right, fine! Fine! Have me fired! But uh, I want you to know that you and I are not all that different. I mean, I too am a neat guy. (Paul just looks at him.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 22

Joey: Look, Pheebs, I just, I wanna apologize for, for saying that your method was stupid and-and maybe ask you to be my teacher again. And-and I promise, I won't touch a guitar until you say I'm ready. (After a short pause she hands him her guitar.) You really think I'm ready?

"Friends", season 5, episode 11

Ross: …and it was Ernst Muhlbrat who first hypothesized that the Velociraptor would expand it’s collar and emit a high pitched noise to frighten it’s predator. (A student raises his hand.) Yes Mr. Lewis?

"Friends", season 7, episode 18

[Scene: Ross and Rachel's hotel room, Rachel is still trying to get the ink off and Ross is on the phone to the company. Wait a minute, why exactly are they sharing a hotel room? Didn't they like break-up or something? Did I miss a memo? Or maybe, it's just foreshadowing things to come. Who knows? Maybe the answer's at the bottom of the page. Then again, maybe it isn't and it's just one of those things TV writers just don't explain. Anyhoo…]

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Ross: Well, for one thing, she keeps calling her Ella! Rachel: (Defends Amy) Wha.. well, Ella's a nice name!

"Friends", season 10, episode 5

Joey: Oh yeah, he looked like a real lumberjack in those pink laceys.

"Friends", season 7, episode 22

Ross: Aw, how can you say that? I can’t even get Marcel to stop eating the bath mat. How am I gonna raise a kid?

"Friends", season 1, episode 16

Phoebe: Forget her! You enjoy this!! (Pulls him back up and starts applauding again. Joey waves and does a salute.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Joey: Sure, it’s hard to forget! But that doesn’t mean you have to talk about it! A lot of things happened on that trip that we should never, (to Chandler) ever talk about.

"Friends", season 4, episode 1

Ross: (turning a corner) There he is!!

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Chandler: It’s a hand. It’s a thing you use as a Jack and Coke holder.

"Friends", season 8, episode 11

Gunther: Well, I wouldn’t call her a star, but she’s really good. You should check out Inspecther Gadget.

"Friends", season 6, episode 14

Ross: Hey-hey have you ever locked yourself in a TV cabinet VD boy?!

"Friends", season 7, episode 17

Rachel: Oh, between you telling him that I wanted to have a fling and me putting out on the first date—oh, he’s so gonna get the wrong idea.

"Friends", season 4, episode 10

Estelle: (Looks confused) Let me start over. I just got a call about an audition. I think you can still make it. It's down at the Astor Theatre and you need to have a monologue prepared.

"Friends", season 10, episode 4

Rachel: Puzzler. A bit of a puzzle. Why don’t you um, check the copy room, maybe you left the contracts in there?

"Friends", season 7, episode 12

Amy: Oh, I can’t, honey. I’m gonna go get my eyebrows shaped. (points at her eyebrows) I am not happy. (to Joey who has a pizza box in his hands) Oh... sure you wanna eat that?

"Friends", season 10, episode 5

Gary: Oh yeah? Well maybe you and I should take a walk through a bad neighborhood.

"Friends", season 5, episode 20

Rachel: Gotta go! (Opens the door to a boy in a cape.) Hi! Wow! There you go! (Hands him some candy.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 6

Joey's Look-A-Like: Hey Mon! Hey Chann! (He goes to the fridge) Just gettin’ a soda! (Does so.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 17

Monica: This is crazy! I mean, it's such a stupid argument. I don't even wanna see Richard again.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Rachel: Right. Was it the, "Please don’t show me another picture of a trilobite vibe?"

"Friends", season 6, episode 14

JOEY: It's like, you got so many lines to learn so fast, that sometimes you need a minute to remember your next one. So while you're thinkin' of it, you take this big pause where you look all intense, you know, like this.

"Friends", season 2, episode 11

ROSS: [looking at a glass table with a panther shaped base] Look, check this out. Is it a coffee table, is it a panther? There's no need to decide.

"Friends", season 2, episode 17

(Phoebe goes over to speak to Janice. She talks to her for a few seconds, and then Janice immediately smiles, hugs her, waves to Chandler, and leaves.)

"Friends", season 1, episode 5

Chip: Oh yeah, I still hang with Simmons and Zana, y'know. I see Spindler a lot. Devane, Kelly, and I run into Goldie from time to time. Steve Brown, Zuchoff, McGwire, J.T., Breadsly.

"Friends", season 4, episode 2