words in movies
Joey: Oh! Maybe they'll name yours after you! Y'know, they'll call it, The Ross. And then people would be like, "Awww, he's got a Ross."
Phoebe: (running after him) Wait-wait-wait! Wait!!
Phoebe: (singing) Crazy underwear, creepin up my butt. (Jason enters) Crazy underwear, always in a rut. Crazy under-(sees Jason)-wear (In her head) Oh No! What is he doing here? All right, just keep playing, just keep playing. Youll get through this; youll be fine. (She tries to continue the song, but she has lost the ability to pronounce words, and the lyrics come out as gibberish.) (giving up on the song) Okay, thank you. And, as always no one talk to me after the show.
Teacher: (To the class) People! Last time there were some empty yoghurt containers lying around after class. Let's not have that happen again!
(A man carrying a box of bananas walks past them. They stare for a minute and then hobble after him)
(Ursula is genuinely pleased that her sister has visited her, after so many years. Phoebe hesitates over how best to begin.)
Joey: (Shouting after him) Chandler, I didn't kiss her, he did! (To Ross) See what happens when you break the code?
Carol: Ok, and this is Funny Clown. Funny Clown is only for after his naps, not before his naps or he won't sleep.
Ross: That's nice... now, was that before or after you told him to stop calling, stop sending you flowers and to generally leave you alone, hmm?
Rachel: Bye. (After Julie exits.) What a manipulative bitch.
[Scene: Ross's apartment. After dinner. Chandler enters.]
ROSS: Well, I was going to, but after I talked to you, I talked to Joey.
RACHEL: Basically, there's the thing, and then there's the stuff after the thing.
JOEY: Yeah right after we stole his lunch money and gave him a wedgie. What's the matter with you, he's parking the car.
RACHEL: Ok, you know what, lemme, let me just see what else I can do. All right, look, look. Why don't you just let her go on after Stephanie whatever-her-name-is. I mean, you won't even be here. You don't pay her. It's not gonna cost you anything.
CHANDLER AND JOEY: (running after bus) Ben! Ben! Ben!
[Rachel gets up and opens the door, yelling after him.]
Joey: Oh, hey let me. (Opens the door for Janine and after he closes the door behind her gasps ecstatically.)
MNCA: Especially the after taste, you know, I'll tell ya, that'll last ya till Christmas.
PHOE: Yeah, so I said, "OK, relax please," y'know, I mean, sex can be just about two people right there in the moment, y'know, it's, if he wants to see me again he can call and if not, that's fine too. So after a looooot of talking. . . I convinced him.
MNCA: You know, that's true. You'd be a great person to have around the day after an emergency.
CHANDLER: Hey, guys, it's after midnight, merry Christmas everyone. [Ross and Phoebe hug, Monica and Rachel hug, Chandler is left standing]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Ross, Monica, and Rachel are sitting around after the party. Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe enter.]
JOEY: No, I'm on right after this guy shoots himself.
JOEY: But wait, wait, wait. Then, after I left her office, she caught up with me at the elevator and offered me an even bigger part.
JOEY: Yeah, she's totally good looking. I mean, if I met her in a bar, or something, I'd be buying her breakfast. [pause] You know, after having slept with her.
PHOEBE: I know. Oh, like you would drink her coffee after what you did to her with Van Damme.
[Monica enters from bathroom after taking a shower]
CHANDLER: Hey Phoebs, can I have the milk after you?
EDDIE: I got a little surprise, look. There's a new fishie. I named him uh, Chandler, you know, after, after you.
Chandler: If I turn into my parents, I'll either be an alcoholic blond chasing after twenty-year-old boys, or... I'll end up like my mom.
JOEY: Listen, uh, I don't know when I'm gonna see you again. CHANDLER: Well, I'm guessing uh, tonight at the coffee house. JOEY: Right, yeah. OK. Um, take care. CHANDLER: Yeah. [Joey walks out and after a few seconds comes back in and gives Chandler a big hug. He then leaves for good and Chandler is left alone in his apartment.] CLOSING CREDITS
CHANDLER: Because sometimes, Phoebe after you sleep with someone, you have to kill the fish.
[Monica jumps in the shower. Right after Mrs. Geller enters the bathroom, Mr. Geller peeks his head in.]
Ross: Look, our table is down in front, okay, my boss is gonna be there, everyone will see if we arrive after it starts.
RACHEL: Well not when they find out you slept with Jason Hurley an hour after he broke up with Monica.
[they all run off after the guy]
[Scene: Central Perk. The four guys are returning after getting the hat back.]
RACHEL: Okay, I'll see you after the thing.
[Scene: The hallway after the party. Rachel is sitting there.]
(Monica stares longingly at the door, after Richard leaves)
JOEY: Yeah, but after Denise DeMarco, I had to promote it.
JOEY: Becasue at first he thought it was Joseph. But after he asked Joseph about it, turns out it was you. Anyway, I just thought you should know.
[Scene: after the wedding, Ross and Rachel are in the lobby]
JOEY: See after the scene, Mr. Beatty comes up to me and says 'good actor, bad kisser'. Can you believe that, me not a good kisser, that's like, like Mother Theresa, not a good mother.
MINDY: Well uh, after you ran out on your wedding, Barry's parents told people that you were sort of....insane.
Phoebe: No, I'm just gonna help him, you know, get 'de-Ursula-ized', like you know, like I did for Joey after he went out with her.
ROSS: (runs after her) No, Rach!
Monica: Well, do you think he was waiting 'til after you left, so he could cry?
Ross: And this girl is making eyes at Chandler, okay? So after awhile he-he goes over to her and uh, after a minute or two, I see them kissing. Now, I know what youre thinking, Chandlers not the type of guy who just goes to bars and makes out with girls, and youre right, Chandlers not the type of guy who just goes to bars and makes out with girls.
[They gang all lean back to listen better, and this starts another series of flashbacks. The first one is from Episode 214: The One With The Prom Video, Rachel has just found the bracelet that Joey gave Chandler, which is after he bought one to replace it.]
Phoebe: Yeah, after this, I think he'll be doing that himself.
Janice: Wait! Wait! I wanna see this. After I divorce him, half of that kingdom is gonna be mine.
Joey: Well, right after I did that sex study down at NYU. (to Chandler) Hey, Remember that sweater I gave you for your birthday?
[Scene: After dinner.]
[Scene: A lobby, Ross is waiting for Rachel, after her interview.]
Ross: Come on! All the cool kids are eating em! (chases after her.)
CHANDLER: Ya know Phoebs, don't feel so bad for 'em. After they're done playing, I break out the little plastic women and everybody has a pretty good time.
Phoebe: Whered you get too? We lost you after you opened up all the presents.
Monica: After the snap!
Joey: After!!
Gunther: ...and after youve delivered the drinks, you take the empty tray....
Phoebe: Why would you start again after chewing all that quitting gum?
JOEY: [walks out of his room] Hey, this is ridiculous. I'll tell you what. After I get back from my neice's christening, I'll go down to the coffee house with you and we'll all have a nice cup of coffee alright. No problem, Joey's there.
Chandler: (to Joey) Well hes probably mad after you called him this morning to borrow his goggles.
Joey: Well, you might wanna make a little extra, y'know youll probably be hungry after the sex.
Monica: Oh my God! Joey, what did you do after you threw her leg on the fire?
Chandler: Yeahhh. Im tellin ya something, that ah, first smoke after nap time....
Chandler: Hey, this isnt like swimming after you eat, pick up the phone!!
[Scene: The Restaurant, after dinner.]
Phoebe: (reading from the instructions) After applying the Waxine and linen strips to leg number one,
Phoebe: Y'know what, you should like, you should buy a state and then just name it after yourself.
Joey: Yeah, maybe its like y'know, that jock thing. Y'know how football players pat each other after touchdowns. (pats Ross on the butt)
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, its after Ross and Joeys talk with Frank, and Phoebes is finding out what happened.]
Joey: Man, I remember the first time I saw that girl Katherine, after we broke up. She was just walking with her friend Donna, just laughing and talking. God, it killed me.
Joey: Oh, it was so amazing. After the (pause) love making...
Chandler: Look, you cant call somebody after this long just to say, In case you didnt notice, I dont like you!
Chandler: So um, after you put the suggestion in the box, how long did it take for the roller skating thing to happen.
[Scene: The Theatre, after the party. Joey is trying to comfort Kate.]
Rachel: (After he closes the door) See ya.
Kate: By the way, he dumped me tonight after he read my review.
[Scene: The Arena, after the fight. Monica is walking up to a defeated Pete.]
[The next flashback is from The One After The Superbowl, Part II. Monica and Rachel are fighting over who gets to see Jean-Claude Van Damme.]
Phoebe: (points to herself) Phoebe. (points to her) Phoebe. Phoebe, yeah. She named me after you I guess.
Phoebe: After he passed out, we put the sand around him to keep him warm.
Lauren: Oh, yeah! I-I ran into you in the hallway in your building. It was right after I slept with Joey. He dumped me the next day.
Phoebe: Wow! Youre good! After this, we should solve crimes.
(Rachel kisses him, and goes upstairs. After shes gone, Ross frantically tries to find and read the Does it? part.)
[Scene: Phoebe Sr.s house, its right after she told Phoebe that shes her birth mother.]
Rachel: Nooo! Its not okay! I cant believe you would want to after what he did to me!
Monica: All right, Ill take one box of the mint treasures, just one, and thats it. I-I started gaining weight after I joined the Brown Birds. (to Ross) Remember, how Dad bought all my boxes and I ate them all?
Chip: Ehh, y'know after high school, you just kinda lose touch. Oh yeah! I ran into Richard Dorfman.
Peter: Were not throwing it away! I built that canoe! (starts to leave as Tony chases after him)
Chandler: Hey, I didnt make up the rules. Now, after you receive the doubling bonus, you get uh, one card. Now that one card could be worth $100 bringing your total to 1,500. (Joey gets excited.) Dont get to excited because thats not gonna happen unless you getNo way! (He takes the top card, which is the two of clubs. Of course, any card wouldve won. Chandler pays him.)
CHAN: [slowly lifts coffee cup to his mouth] Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow. [slowly sets the cup back down] Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow. [Joey intercepts the cup and puts it down for him]. She's insane, the woman is insane. It's before work, it's after work, it's during work. She's got me doing butt clenches at my desk. And now, they won't bring me my mail anymore.
Ross: Ah, yeah, yeah. Umm, we started talking after she y'know, did her thing. And it turns out she's got a boy about Ben's age, so we're taking them to a gym-boree class. Why, is that okay?
Rachel: Ughh! (Storms out after him)
Joanna: Oh, I mustve said that after you left.
Joey: Just now, after acting class. At first I thought she was doing some kind of scene, thats why I let people watch.
Ross: Im gonna call after you!
Joey: No, things are fine with Kathy. Im having a late dinner with her tonight, right after my early dinner with Casey.
Phoebe: After that? Yeah! No, I mean if I can help.
(After hes gone.)