words in movies
{Transcribers Note: Tradition was broken here as there were no commercials immediately after the opening credits, just more show.}
Rachel: (on tape) (Ross hands her a glass of wine) I cannot believe that I did this. Especially after Monica just went on and on and on about it! (Mimicking Monica) "Okay Rachel! Here are the invitations Rachel! Now be very careful Rachel! Please, drinking no liquids around the invitations Rachel!" (She tilts her wine glass above and moves it back and forth across the invitations) Whoa oh! Oh-oh-oh! Oh oh-oh-oh
Monica: (on phone) Hey listen umm, how would you like to get together? Say next Saturday? (Listens) Okay, how about Sunday? (Listens) Okay umm, the week after that? (Listens) The week after that? (Listens) Yknow what Greg? Yknow what? We are good, interesting, funny people with good questions and if you and your precious Jenny cant see that then (Listens) January 15th? (Chandler dances.) Well see you then! (Listens) Okay!
Chandler: The problem is, though, after the concert's over, no matter how great the show was, you girls are always looking for the comedian again, y'know? I mean, we're in the car, we're fighting traffic... basically just trying to stay awake.
Lauren: (laughing) Oh, youre so funny. Listen, umm, what are you doing after rehearsals? Do you want to get a drink, or something?
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is siting on the couch as Ross and Chandler enter after playing basketball.]
Rachel: Well, wait a minute! The puss is good! It means it's healing! (Runs after him.)
Paula: Listen. As someone who's seen more than her fair share of bad beef, I'll tell you: that is not such a terrible thing. I mean, they're your friends, they're just looking out after you.
Joey: You should both know, that he's a dead man. Oh, Chandler? (Starts after Chandler.)
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler is reading on the couch while Joey, still suffering from his hernia, is returning with coffee for them both. After a series of grunts and groans he manages to painfully walk back from the counter, sit down, and slide Chandler his coffee.]
Monica: No. Not after what happened with Steve.
Monica: Forget it. Not after your cousin who could belch the alphabet.
Chandler: ...Couldn't enjoy a cup of noodles after that. I mean, is that ridiculous? Can you believe she actually thought that?
Ross: Ok, I'll be home right after work. Ok, by Emma-Wemma-Demma, I love you - wovyou dovyou ...
Joey: He's right, enough, already. What is the big deal about today? So you slept with her for the first time, so what? You slept with her for seven years after that.
[Scene: The cemetary, after the funeral.]
Phoebe: Nothing, I just thought I'd stop by.. y'know, after the uh... that I.. y'know, so what are you doing here?
Chandler: Oh no, it's terrific, it's... it's... y'know, you deserve this, after all your years of struggling, you've finally been able to crack your way into showbusiness.
Ross: Disneyland, 1989, 'It's a Small World After All.'
Joey: Yeah, I guess. It's just parents, after a certain point, you gotta let go. Even if you know better, you've gotta let them make their own mistakes.
Amanda: (noticing the bottle of wine he has) Oh, I don't mean to be a square, but I'd really appreciate it if you wait and drink your wine after the kids are asleep? Oh uh, thanks for this, I hope I can do the same for you sometime. (She leaves)
Soothing male voice: ..a sound Mom and Dad never forget. For this after all, is the miracle of birth.
Monica: I know, after you left the store, I chose different ones.
Ross: Anyway, I figured after work I'd go pick up a bottle of wine, go over there and, uh, try to woo her.
Monica (as Rachel): ..well, why don't you tell them? After all it, is your ankle.
Phoebe: Oh, is that who the monkey's named after?
(A man carrying a box of bananas walks past them. They stare for a minute and then hobble after him)
Monica: Run, Marcel, run! Run, Marcel! (Marcel runs off and Luisa runs after him. Monica goes to check up on Phoebe) Are you okay?
Monica: (wandering in after her) Uh, Rach... how come you have dental floss in your hair?
Teacher: (To the class) People! Last time there were some empty yoghurt containers lying around after class. Let's not have that happen again!
Ross: That's nice... now, was that before or after you told him to stop calling, stop sending you flowers and to generally leave you alone, hmm?
Joey: (Shouting after him) Chandler, I didn't kiss her, he did! (To Ross) See what happens when you break the code?
Carol: Ok, and this is Funny Clown. Funny Clown is only for after his naps, not before his naps or he won't sleep.
(Ursula is genuinely pleased that her sister has visited her, after so many years. Phoebe hesitates over how best to begin.)
Rachel: Bye. (After Julie exits.) What a manipulative bitch.
[Scene: Ross's apartment. After dinner. Chandler enters.]
ROSS: Well, I was going to, but after I talked to you, I talked to Joey.
RACHEL: Basically, there's the thing, and then there's the stuff after the thing.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Ross, Monica, and Rachel are sitting around after the party. Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe enter.]
CHANDLER AND JOEY: (running after bus) Ben! Ben! Ben!
MNCA: Especially the after taste, you know, I'll tell ya, that'll last ya till Christmas.
MNCA: You know, that's true. You'd be a great person to have around the day after an emergency.
JOEY: Yeah right after we stole his lunch money and gave him a wedgie. What's the matter with you, he's parking the car.
RACHEL: Ok, you know what, lemme, let me just see what else I can do. All right, look, look. Why don't you just let her go on after Stephanie whatever-her-name-is. I mean, you won't even be here. You don't pay her. It's not gonna cost you anything.
[Rachel gets up and opens the door, yelling after him.]
Joey: Oh, hey let me. (Opens the door for Janine and after he closes the door behind her gasps ecstatically.)
PHOE: Yeah, so I said, "OK, relax please," y'know, I mean, sex can be just about two people right there in the moment, y'know, it's, if he wants to see me again he can call and if not, that's fine too. So after a looooot of talking. . . I convinced him.
CHANDLER: Hey, guys, it's after midnight, merry Christmas everyone. [Ross and Phoebe hug, Monica and Rachel hug, Chandler is left standing]
CHANDLER: Because sometimes, Phoebe after you sleep with someone, you have to kill the fish.
JOEY: But wait, wait, wait. Then, after I left her office, she caught up with me at the elevator and offered me an even bigger part.
JOEY: Yeah, she's totally good looking. I mean, if I met her in a bar, or something, I'd be buying her breakfast. [pause] You know, after having slept with her.
JOEY: No, I'm on right after this guy shoots himself.
PHOEBE: I know. Oh, like you would drink her coffee after what you did to her with Van Damme.
CHANDLER: Hey Phoebs, can I have the milk after you?
[Monica enters from bathroom after taking a shower]
Chandler: If I turn into my parents, I'll either be an alcoholic blond chasing after twenty-year-old boys, or... I'll end up like my mom.
[Monica jumps in the shower. Right after Mrs. Geller enters the bathroom, Mr. Geller peeks his head in.]
JOEY: Listen, uh, I don't know when I'm gonna see you again. CHANDLER: Well, I'm guessing uh, tonight at the coffee house. JOEY: Right, yeah. OK. Um, take care. CHANDLER: Yeah. [Joey walks out and after a few seconds comes back in and gives Chandler a big hug. He then leaves for good and Chandler is left alone in his apartment.] CLOSING CREDITS
EDDIE: I got a little surprise, look. There's a new fishie. I named him uh, Chandler, you know, after, after you.
Ross: Look, our table is down in front, okay, my boss is gonna be there, everyone will see if we arrive after it starts.
RACHEL: Well not when they find out you slept with Jason Hurley an hour after he broke up with Monica.
(Monica stares longingly at the door, after Richard leaves)
[Scene: Central Perk. The four guys are returning after getting the hat back.]
JOEY: Yeah, but after Denise DeMarco, I had to promote it.
[Scene: The hallway after the party. Rachel is sitting there.]
JOEY: Becasue at first he thought it was Joseph. But after he asked Joseph about it, turns out it was you. Anyway, I just thought you should know.
[they all run off after the guy]
Janice: Wait! Wait! I wanna see this. After I divorce him, half of that kingdom is gonna be mine.
RACHEL: Okay, I'll see you after the thing.
[Scene: after the wedding, Ross and Rachel are in the lobby]
JOEY: See after the scene, Mr. Beatty comes up to me and says 'good actor, bad kisser'. Can you believe that, me not a good kisser, that's like, like Mother Theresa, not a good mother.
MINDY: Well uh, after you ran out on your wedding, Barry's parents told people that you were sort of....insane.
ROSS: (runs after her) No, Rach!
Monica: Well, do you think he was waiting 'til after you left, so he could cry?
Ross: And this girl is making eyes at Chandler, okay? So after awhile he-he goes over to her and uh, after a minute or two, I see them kissing. Now, I know what youre thinking, Chandlers not the type of guy who just goes to bars and makes out with girls, and youre right, Chandlers not the type of guy who just goes to bars and makes out with girls.
[They gang all lean back to listen better, and this starts another series of flashbacks. The first one is from Episode 214: The One With The Prom Video, Rachel has just found the bracelet that Joey gave Chandler, which is after he bought one to replace it.]
Phoebe: Yeah, after this, I think he'll be doing that himself.
Phoebe: No, I'm just gonna help him, you know, get 'de-Ursula-ized', like you know, like I did for Joey after he went out with her.
Joey: Well, right after I did that sex study down at NYU. (to Chandler) Hey, Remember that sweater I gave you for your birthday?
[Scene: After dinner.]
Ross: Come on! All the cool kids are eating em! (chases after her.)
Monica: After the snap!
Joey: After!!
Gunther: ...and after youve delivered the drinks, you take the empty tray....
Phoebe: Why would you start again after chewing all that quitting gum?
Phoebe: Whered you get too? We lost you after you opened up all the presents.
JOEY: [walks out of his room] Hey, this is ridiculous. I'll tell you what. After I get back from my neice's christening, I'll go down to the coffee house with you and we'll all have a nice cup of coffee alright. No problem, Joey's there.
CHANDLER: Ya know Phoebs, don't feel so bad for 'em. After they're done playing, I break out the little plastic women and everybody has a pretty good time.
Chandler: (to Joey) Well hes probably mad after you called him this morning to borrow his goggles.
[Scene: A lobby, Ross is waiting for Rachel, after her interview.]
Joey: Well, you might wanna make a little extra, y'know youll probably be hungry after the sex.
Chandler: Hey, this isnt like swimming after you eat, pick up the phone!!
Monica: Oh my God! Joey, what did you do after you threw her leg on the fire?
Joey: Yeah, maybe its like y'know, that jock thing. Y'know how football players pat each other after touchdowns. (pats Ross on the butt)
[Scene: The Restaurant, after dinner.]
Phoebe: (reading from the instructions) After applying the Waxine and linen strips to leg number one,
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, its after Ross and Joeys talk with Frank, and Phoebes is finding out what happened.]
Chandler: Yeahhh. Im tellin ya something, that ah, first smoke after nap time....
Chandler: Look, you cant call somebody after this long just to say, In case you didnt notice, I dont like you!
Joey: Oh, it was so amazing. After the (pause) love making...
Phoebe: Y'know what, you should like, you should buy a state and then just name it after yourself.
Joey: Man, I remember the first time I saw that girl Katherine, after we broke up. She was just walking with her friend Donna, just laughing and talking. God, it killed me.
Rachel: (After he closes the door) See ya.