words in movies
Ross: Mark is that ah, the same Mark that helped you get the job?
Joey: It is me! It's a musical version of Tale of Two Cities. So I think I'm gonna sing New York, New York, and ah, oh I left My Heart in San Francisco.
Ross: Ah Joey, I don't think you get to pick the cities.
Ross: Hi! What's ah, what's Mark doing answering your phone?
Ross: Ohhhhh yeah, that's, that's funny. Why ah, why isn't he goofing around in his own office?
Ross: Oh, oh, I'm, I'm, I'm sorry sweetie, I was just trying to ah, I'm dialing another number. (hangs up)
Julio: Ah actually, that is mine.
Julio: Actually I ah, I am a poet.
Joey: Ahhh! My ah, my agent said it wasn't a dancing part.
Man: (to Rachel) Ah, excuse me, are you Rachel Green?
Director: Ah Joey. Joey Tribbiani. Listen Joey, I got a problem, I just got a call from my dance captain, he's having a relationship crisis and can't get out of Long Island.
Joey: It's ah, step-ity, step and jazz hands.
Rachel: So ah, did you have fun at the bachelor party last night?
Ross: Ah, yeah, yeah. Umm, we started talking after she y'know, did her thing. And it turns out she's got a boy about Ben's age, so we're taking them to a gym-boree class. Why, is that okay?
Ross: (trying to make his disgust into lust) Ah, Cheryl!
Pete: Ah, no it's not. I've got picture-in-picture here. (to other caller) Yeah. (listens) Yeah, okay. I'm gonna have to call you back later. (pause) Monica? You. I'm gonna have to call you back.
Joey: Ah. Hm. (To Kathy) Wanna go to bed?
Chandler: Thanks, its ah, Gaelic, for Thy turkeys done. So ah, Im gonna go, nice, nice meeting you.
Chandler: Listen ah, Joe, I-I need to, I need to talk to you about something.
Chandler: Oh yknow what, I was already trying to trade for ah, well, you.
Ross: So listen ah, I picked Monica for secret Santa, but Im already getting her something for Chanukah, I was wondering if you wanna switch.
Ross: Oh! (She kisses him) Ah. (They kiss more, and move down onto the couch. Ross's hand moves under some garbage) Aw! (His hand is covered with something brown and gooey.)
Joey: Well, ah, Im an actor. Im fairly neat. I ah, I got my own TV. Oh, and dont worry Im totally okay with the gay thing.
Joey: You bet I do! I just ah, wasnt listening then, thats all.
Joey: Oh, ah, tour guide at the museum. Yeah, Ross got it for me.
Rachel: (on the phone) Monica, Im quitting! I just helped an 81 year old woman put on a thong and she didnt even buy it! (Pause) Im telling you Im quitting! Thats it! Im talking to my boss right now! (Pause) Yes I am! (Pause) Yes I am! Yes I am! Yes I am! Yes I am! Yes I am! Okay bye, call me when you get this message. (Hangs up as her boss, Mr. Waltham, walks in.) Oh! Mr. Waltham, I ah really need to talk to you.
Joshua: Ah, thats okay, thanks.
Joey: Yknow, I can see why you think that, but ah, actually, you know who I think it is?
Joey: Hey! (Sees Janice.) Ah!! (Janice screams in surprise.)
Ross: Whats ah, whats so funny about that?
Ross: (stops her) Wait uh, listen. I-I, I have to tell you something. Umm, Ive been thinking, Im just gonna come out and say it. Okay? I-I-I ah, I-I think I love you.
Ross: Well ah, Aunt Silvia was, well not a nice person.
Joey: Ah, Im-Im walking down the aisle...Still walking. (Mrs. Waltham takes her place.) Im about to pass the bridesmaid I hooked up with last night. (Looking at the bridesmaid.) Hey! (Talking to Phoebe.) I told her "Hey." And now Im at the front with Ross. Its Phoebe. (He shows Ross the phone.) He looks pretty mad. Uh...Id better go.
Rachel: Ah.
Rachel: Ah, oh God. Oh, honey, oh that's OK.
Chandler: That's a good thing actually, because ah, he used to have me rehearse with him.
Chandler: And the other ah, Dutch people, they come on from somewhere near the Netherlands, right?
Ross: Yeah, y'know the ah, the girlfriend I told you about last night? (Hes frantically throwing the cushions off of the couch looking for her other shoe) Well it turns out she ah, she wants to get back together with me. Oh, I found it!!
Joey: So I ah, talked to Lauren, kinda told her how things were with us. Did you ah, did you talk to Marshall?
Chandler: Ooh-hoo. Very hot, very sexy. But ah, y'know shes too international, y'know shes never gonna be around.
Chandler: Soo, ah, Eric, what kind of photography do ya do?
Ross: Ah! Ah! I forgot my jacket!
Rachel: Oh God, ohh, okay, y'know what, do you think ah, do you think that you just forget that I told you this?
Carol: Ah yeah, but now its Susan and me in Mexico and the hostages coming home.
Joey: Wow. Hey look, if it helps, I dont want to feel this way. Honest. I just keep thinking, "Ah, Ill get over this." Yknow? I justIt just keeps gettin harder. I dont, I dont know what to do. Yknow? What do I do?
Chandler: (grabbing the phone) Of course he has this big huge dog! That uh, barks into the night. (Listens.) Well, who doesn't love dogs? (Thinks.) Ah, he's a tap dancer! (Listens.) Yes, some would say that is a lost art. (Thinks.) He's a pimp! (Listens.) There you go! Yes, he's a pimp. He's a big, tap dancing pimp! (Pause.) Hello?
Frank: Ah, oh, the ah, vandalism.
Chandler: Ah sure. What's in 'em?
Ross: Yeah? What about ah, that bike messenger you hit?
Chandler: Im sorry, Im sorry, it just seems that Robert isnt as concealed in the shorts area, as ah, one may have hoped.
Mr. Zelner: Just ah (He points again.)
Chandler: Ah, look on the bright side, I mean you won't have to live with this ugly chair! That was here already huh? I love you. (they hug again)
Chandler: Ah! Ahh!! Ahh!!
Monica: I dont know! I dontmaybe youre feeling a little resentful. Maybe ah, maybe you thought youd get married first! Maybe you cant stand the fact that your formally fat friend is getting married before you!
Joey: No, it's just ah, I care so damn much about little Ben that uh, it was more important to see him succeed.
Chandler: Okay, ah umm, ah, a 8. Ah, a 6?
Rachel: Ah, a little preview!
Monica: Ah, well then there are gonna be a few surprises!
Ross: Okay, how about you flew to London to stop my wedding! Ah, how about you told me you loved me after I was already married!
Ross: Well, oh just ah, I was just wondering, when you and I split up, did you get the tape that was half the last episode of M*A*S*H and half the hostages coming home?
Pete: Ah, which ever is closest.
Ross: Okay, well be right in. (to Chandler) So ah, did your boss try to slap you again today?
Joey: Ah, just one thing umm, is it all right with you if I, if I scream right up until you say action?
Ross: Wha? No no! Ah! (Ross scarfs all of his trifle down in about a second. He looks like hes going to throw up.) (Lying) All gone! So good! Maybe Chandler has some left.
Chandler: Ah, youre still just a little fat girl inside arent you? (He kisses her on the cheek)
Ross: (just trying to get out of the conversation) Ah well, cant blame a guy for trying!
Ross: Ah, well, in here, anyone who... stands erect... So what's new? Still, uh...
Phoebe: Ah!
Chandler: I think its great that you work here. Youre going to make a lot of money, and heres your first tip: Dont eat yellow snow. (He laughs, then picks up a pen, glares at Ross, and writes in his journal). Ah ha ha, 2:15, coffeehouse.
Chandler: No, no. It-its not about the swearing, its more about ah, the way, that you ah, occasionally, concentrate, your enthusiasm on my buttock.
Buffay, the Vampire Layer: Ah, I thought Id find you here, Nasforatool.
Frank: Okay, cool, all right, she just ah, parking the truck. (to Joey) Im gonna, Im gonna get my ah, my fianc�e man!
Rachel: Ah!
Chandler: (reminiscing) Ah, finally an explanation.
Joey: Ah whatever!
Joey: Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait, whoa. Do you ah, want to get her something speacial, get her flowers, get her candy, get her gum, girls love gum.
Ross: Ah Ah Get out of here! (The couple retreats. Ross starts looking through the previously mentioned book as a beautiful woman walks into the section.) Uh, meeting someone? Or-or are you just here to brush up on Marions views on evolution?
Joey: Ah, Gunther, I cant pay for this right now because Im not working, so Ive had to cut down on some luxuries like uh, payin for stuff.
Rachel and Monica: Ah, yeah!
Joey: Ah yeahwait a second now! Look were gonna have to set a spending limit on the date. I dont have the money to take her to a fancy place like that.
Chandler: Yeahhh. Im tellin ya something, that ah, first smoke after nap time....
Ross: Pheebs, come on, you didnt kill anybody, these people just happened to die when you went to the dentist. Its, its, its just ah, a coincidence.
Ross: Ah.
Rachel: Ah thats great. No actually thats (In a sexy voice) Thats great! Thats really great! Yknow, I gotta tell ya writing, I mean writing, gets me uh, gets me kinda hot.
Chandler: Well, what if we just ah, called her, used a fake name, and had her come to my office?
Kate: Nooo. And theres really no reason he should find out, so ah lets not make a big deal about it, okay?
Ross: Ah, what good are you. (Walks back to his map dejectedly.)
Phoebe: (sarcastic) Ah, yeah, he's so adorable, God, he's just so much fun, Joey is the best, I'm glad you're having so much fun here. (She turns around, about to leave)
Rachel: Ah, I-I never should have said what I said. Ityknow what? It just doesn't matter how I feel. I mean we work together, so nothing could really ever happen between us, and what I would love is just to go to work on Monday, and-and never talk about this again, okay? Big day Monday lots to do. So, we're okay?
Joey: Ah.
Joey: Ah, this is my friend Rachel.
Rachel: Ah you went one too far. Uh, flowers or balloons?
Joey: Ah.
Cassie: Ah yeah, sorry about that.
Ross: Ah. Joey youre-youre having lunch with my mom?
Joey: Ah. Yeah. Well look, the thing is its the same day as my nieces christening and I really want my parents to be there in time to see me. Cause my parts just in the beginning Im not even in the rest of the showWedding!
Ross: No, no, that wont be ah, that wont be necessary (leans down and looks up Roberts shorts, seeing Roberts package.)
Rachel: Ross, didn't you ah, play soccer in High School? Oh no wait, that's right. You just organized their game schedules on your Commodore 64.
Joey: Ah. (To Chandler) Slow swimmers? (Chandler looks at him.)
Gunther: (laughs) Good one. Actually, ah, Terry wants you to take the training again, whenever.
Rachel: Ah, its still not the time.
Pete: Its okay, its not as bad as it looks, its a precaution. Ah, Im not supposed to move my spine.
Chandler: You know me sir. Oh ah, I do have a question for ya. Do you know how I get around the office computer network so I can access the really good Internet porn?
Phoebe: Ah! Oh my God! You r-r-rotten boys!
Ross: Ah no. I dont, but it could not have been more than sixty.
Ross and Rachel: Ah. (Pause) Oh.
Ross: Ah .
Cecilia: Ah what?! Jessica hates horses!
Ross: Oh ah, I think you know where I want to go.
Joey: Hey, Im not interested in her sweater! Its whats underneath her sweater that counts. And besides, since ah, since when do you care who Im going out with?
Ross: Ah, he didnt uh, take it so well?
Phoebe: Ah, Catwoman. So we meet again.
Chandler: Ah, no-no-no just Ross. Ross and Joey is embarrassing enough.
Joey: Ooh! Ah! Okay! (Quickly drags the crib outside.)