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Ross: Well, Chandlers my oldest friend, but Joeys myNo! Ah! (points at Rachel)
Rachel: Oh Ah! (Sees a big stuffed gorilla) Oh my gosh theres something every mother needs, a giant stuffed gorilla that takes up the entire apartment! What are people think (Reads the card) Oh you guys I love it.
Ross: Ah actually we dont. (Ross walks off)
Ross: Ah, Rachel I guess.
Ross: Just ah just put roommate.
Ross: Ah I had a little thing with Joey, if you think this is bad you should see him.
Joey: You know, ah, Ive been thinking about this and I gotta tell ya, its not my fault. Its a natural instinct.
Chandler: (to Bonnie) So ah, your first sexual experience was with a woman?!
Phoebe Sr: Well, yes, its kindve an unusual house. It has umm, three beautiful bedrooms and ah, no baths. But y'know, the ocean is right there.
Phoebe: (entering) Are you ah, Phoebe Abott?
Phoebe Sr: (on phone) Ah, oh, hang on a second. (to Phoebe) Come in, come in. (on phone) All right, so think about it, and call me back. (hangs up)
Monica: Ah no, the other Phoebe, the one you went to go see.
Ross: Yeah well, if ah, if thats the rule this weekend... (She gets up) No!
Rachel: Oh, ah nothin. I just felt like hangin out here and reading.
Rachel: Well I assume the ah, happy couple isnt up yet. Did you guys hear them last night?
Ross: I was having a little chat with ah, Bonnie, and ah, guess what, she-she happened to bring up y'know, who was behind the um, whole head shaving idea, and now, who was it? Oh, thats right, thats right, it was you!
Monica: Hey, umm, so listen umm, my friends were telling me a little about this ah, ultimate fighting thing and it, well it sounds really dangerous. I-I dont want you to get hurt, cause I kinda like you.
Ross: Well ah, actually...
Phoebe Sr: But umm, youre right. I think that a person should know where they come from. Wh-which is why I ah, (pause) ahh, (pause) okay. Im your mother.
Joey: Well, there were a couple of calls last night, but ah, I dont think any of them are gonna work out.
Tony: Wow! Thats ah, thats pretty nice!
Chip: So ah, Monica ready yet?
Chandler: Hey uh, Rach, funny story. I ah, bumped into Joanna on the street yesterday.
Rachel: (laughs) You ah, you didnt say Yes to that did you?
Joey: No! No. But ah, try the classifieds, people sell everything in there.
Joey: (on phone) Well, so anyway Beth, what Im saying is I shouldve considered your feelings before I went home with you that night. Ive ah, Ive recently learned whats it like to be on your side of it, and Im sorry. So, do you think you can forgive me? (listens) Great. Thanks. Okay, bye. (He sits down and crosses out something, and dials the phone again.) Hello, Jennifer? (listens) Oh hi, Mrs. Loreo, is Jennifer there? (listens) Oh, shes not home huh? (listens) Well ah, actually I kinda need to talk to you too.
Monica: Okay ah, please dont freak out. Umm, but ah, theres a blue fingernail in one of the quiche cups, and theres no way to know which one.
The Salesman: Well ah, what can you swing?
Rachel: I ah, will buy and wrap all of your Christmas gifts.
Rachel: I ah Oh! Ill squeeze you fresh orange juice every morning!
Chip: (on machine) Good runnin into you at the bank today, so ah, heres my number, 555-9323. Give me a call. Later.
Joey: Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Like-like when Im doing something exciting and I dont wanna get too excited, I just ahh, yknow try to thing of other things like ah sandwiches, and ah baseball, and ah Chandler!
Mr. Treeger:: Look come on, eh, just ah, just ah, put your arms around me, eh.
Joey: (To Mr. Treeger) So you ah, ready for our last practice?
Ross: Great, actually. I'm thinking tonight, maybe the night. Yeah, I mean ah, the kids are gonna play together and then when they're asleep, I'm thinking Amanda and I break open a bottle of wine, and do a little "playing" ourselves.
Ross: Well, I'm gonna go get ready, (Gives Monica the fist thing.) for my date tonight, so ah, I'll just_ head.
Ross: (trying to make his disgust into lust) Ah, Cheryl!
Pete: Ah, no it's not. I've got picture-in-picture here. (to other caller) Yeah. (listens) Yeah, okay. I'm gonna have to call you back later. (pause) Monica? You. I'm gonna have to call you back.
Joey: Ah. Hm. (To Kathy) Wanna go to bed?
Chandler: Thanks, its ah, Gaelic, for Thy turkeys done. So ah, Im gonna go, nice, nice meeting you.
Joey: Well, ah, Im an actor. Im fairly neat. I ah, I got my own TV. Oh, and dont worry Im totally okay with the gay thing.
Ross: So listen ah, I picked Monica for secret Santa, but Im already getting her something for Chanukah, I was wondering if you wanna switch.
Chandler: Listen ah, Joe, I-I need to, I need to talk to you about something.
Chandler: Oh yknow what, I was already trying to trade for ah, well, you.
Ross: Oh! (She kisses him) Ah. (They kiss more, and move down onto the couch. Ross's hand moves under some garbage) Aw! (His hand is covered with something brown and gooey.)
Ross: (stops her) Wait uh, listen. I-I, I have to tell you something. Umm, Ive been thinking, Im just gonna come out and say it. Okay? I-I-I ah, I-I think I love you.
Joey: You bet I do! I just ah, wasnt listening then, thats all.
Joey: Oh, ah, tour guide at the museum. Yeah, Ross got it for me.
Rachel: (on the phone) Monica, Im quitting! I just helped an 81 year old woman put on a thong and she didnt even buy it! (Pause) Im telling you Im quitting! Thats it! Im talking to my boss right now! (Pause) Yes I am! (Pause) Yes I am! Yes I am! Yes I am! Yes I am! Yes I am! Okay bye, call me when you get this message. (Hangs up as her boss, Mr. Waltham, walks in.) Oh! Mr. Waltham, I ah really need to talk to you.
Joshua: Ah, thats okay, thanks.
Joey: Hey! (Sees Janice.) Ah!! (Janice screams in surprise.)
Ross: Well ah, Aunt Silvia was, well not a nice person.
Joey: Yknow, I can see why you think that, but ah, actually, you know who I think it is?
Ross: Whats ah, whats so funny about that?
Joey: It's ah, step-ity, step and jazz hands.
Chandler: And the other ah, Dutch people, they come on from somewhere near the Netherlands, right?
Ross: Yeah, y'know the ah, the girlfriend I told you about last night? (Hes frantically throwing the cushions off of the couch looking for her other shoe) Well it turns out she ah, she wants to get back together with me. Oh, I found it!!
Rachel: Ah.
Rachel: Ah, oh God. Oh, honey, oh that's OK.
Joey: So I ah, talked to Lauren, kinda told her how things were with us. Did you ah, did you talk to Marshall?
Chandler: Ooh-hoo. Very hot, very sexy. But ah, y'know shes too international, y'know shes never gonna be around.
Chandler: That's a good thing actually, because ah, he used to have me rehearse with him.
Joey: Ah, Im-Im walking down the aisle...Still walking. (Mrs. Waltham takes her place.) Im about to pass the bridesmaid I hooked up with last night. (Looking at the bridesmaid.) Hey! (Talking to Phoebe.) I told her "Hey." And now Im at the front with Ross. Its Phoebe. (He shows Ross the phone.) He looks pretty mad. Uh...Id better go.
Joey: Wow. Hey look, if it helps, I dont want to feel this way. Honest. I just keep thinking, "Ah, Ill get over this." Yknow? I justIt just keeps gettin harder. I dont, I dont know what to do. Yknow? What do I do?
Ross: Ah! Ah! I forgot my jacket!
Rachel: Oh God, ohh, okay, y'know what, do you think ah, do you think that you just forget that I told you this?
Chandler: Soo, ah, Eric, what kind of photography do ya do?
Carol: Ah yeah, but now its Susan and me in Mexico and the hostages coming home.
Frank: Ah, oh, the ah, vandalism.
Chandler: (grabbing the phone) Of course he has this big huge dog! That uh, barks into the night. (Listens.) Well, who doesn't love dogs? (Thinks.) Ah, he's a tap dancer! (Listens.) Yes, some would say that is a lost art. (Thinks.) He's a pimp! (Listens.) There you go! Yes, he's a pimp. He's a big, tap dancing pimp! (Pause.) Hello?
Chandler: Ah! Ahh!! Ahh!!
Ross: Yeah? What about ah, that bike messenger you hit?
Chandler: Ah, look on the bright side, I mean you won't have to live with this ugly chair! That was here already huh? I love you. (they hug again)
Chandler: Im sorry, Im sorry, it just seems that Robert isnt as concealed in the shorts area, as ah, one may have hoped.
Mr. Zelner: Just ah (He points again.)
Monica: I dont know! I dontmaybe youre feeling a little resentful. Maybe ah, maybe you thought youd get married first! Maybe you cant stand the fact that your formally fat friend is getting married before you!
Ross: Well, oh just ah, I was just wondering, when you and I split up, did you get the tape that was half the last episode of M*A*S*H and half the hostages coming home?
Chandler: Ah sure. What's in 'em?
Rachel: Ah, a little preview!
Chandler: Okay, ah umm, ah, a 8. Ah, a 6?
Joey: No, it's just ah, I care so damn much about little Ben that uh, it was more important to see him succeed.
Monica: Ah, well then there are gonna be a few surprises!
Pete: Ah, which ever is closest.
Ross: Okay, well be right in. (to Chandler) So ah, did your boss try to slap you again today?
Ross: (just trying to get out of the conversation) Ah well, cant blame a guy for trying!
Joey: Ah, just one thing umm, is it all right with you if I, if I scream right up until you say action?
Ross: Okay, how about you flew to London to stop my wedding! Ah, how about you told me you loved me after I was already married!
Ross: Wha? No no! Ah! (Ross scarfs all of his trifle down in about a second. He looks like hes going to throw up.) (Lying) All gone! So good! Maybe Chandler has some left.
Chandler: Ah, youre still just a little fat girl inside arent you? (He kisses her on the cheek)
Joey: Ah whatever!
Phoebe: Ah!
Chandler: No, no. It-its not about the swearing, its more about ah, the way, that you ah, occasionally, concentrate, your enthusiasm on my buttock.
Buffay, the Vampire Layer: Ah, I thought Id find you here, Nasforatool.
Rachel: Ah!
Ross: Ah, well, in here, anyone who... stands erect... So what's new? Still, uh...
Chandler: I think its great that you work here. Youre going to make a lot of money, and heres your first tip: Dont eat yellow snow. (He laughs, then picks up a pen, glares at Ross, and writes in his journal). Ah ha ha, 2:15, coffeehouse.
Frank: Okay, cool, all right, she just ah, parking the truck. (to Joey) Im gonna, Im gonna get my ah, my fianc�e man!
Chandler: (reminiscing) Ah, finally an explanation.
Joey: Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait, whoa. Do you ah, want to get her something speacial, get her flowers, get her candy, get her gum, girls love gum.
Chandler: Well, what if we just ah, called her, used a fake name, and had her come to my office?
Ross: Ah.
Rachel: Ah thats great. No actually thats (In a sexy voice) Thats great! Thats really great! Yknow, I gotta tell ya writing, I mean writing, gets me uh, gets me kinda hot.
Joey: Ah yeahwait a second now! Look were gonna have to set a spending limit on the date. I dont have the money to take her to a fancy place like that.
Rachel and Monica: Ah, yeah!
Joey: Ah, Gunther, I cant pay for this right now because Im not working, so Ive had to cut down on some luxuries like uh, payin for stuff.
Chandler: Yeahhh. Im tellin ya something, that ah, first smoke after nap time....
Ross: Pheebs, come on, you didnt kill anybody, these people just happened to die when you went to the dentist. Its, its, its just ah, a coincidence.