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Ross: Monica, uh Dad called this morning and ah, Aunt Silvia passed away.
Ross: Well ah, Aunt Silvia was, well not a nice person.
Chandler: Thanks, its ah, Gaelic, for Thy turkeys done. So ah, Im gonna go, nice, nice meeting you.
Joanna: (to Rachel) So ah, whats wrong with him?
Joanna: Oh no, no-no-no, is he ah, married, or involved with anyone?
Joey: Listen, I ah, went to that restaurant that you were talking about last week...
The Director: (answering the phone) Hello. Oh! Its you. Just ah, just one-one sec. (to Joey and Kate) I am going to take this call. When I continue, I hope that there will appear on stage this magical thing that in the theatre we call, committing to the moment! (He goes to take the call.)
Joey: Hey, Im not interested in her sweater! Its whats underneath her sweater that counts. And besides, since ah, since when do you care who Im going out with?
Joey: Oh, yeah, with the mug painting. Yeah. I was so listening to that. But ah, y'know what, I think I kinda need to work on my stuff tonight.
Joey: (to Kate) Ah, are you okay?
Joey: No-no, things ah, finally happened with Kate.
Rachel: Okay, okay. Umm, well ah, maybe he, maybe he feels awkward because you are my boss.
Joey: So I ah, talked to Lauren, kinda told her how things were with us. Did you ah, did you talk to Marshall?
Kate: Nooo. And theres really no reason he should find out, so ah lets not make a big deal about it, okay?
Ross: Sorry I ah, I scared you in there.
Joey: (on phone) Well, so anyway Beth, what Im saying is I shouldve considered your feelings before I went home with you that night. Ive ah, Ive recently learned whats it like to be on your side of it, and Im sorry. So, do you think you can forgive me? (listens) Great. Thanks. Okay, bye. (He sits down and crosses out something, and dials the phone again.) Hello, Jennifer? (listens) Oh hi, Mrs. Loreo, is Jennifer there? (listens) Oh, shes not home huh? (listens) Well ah, actually I kinda need to talk to you too.
DR. BURKE: Ah, that's OK, come on in. Um, I'm sorry, is Monica Geller coming? I was told she was.
RACHEL: Ah, so what are we looking at?
JOEY: Ah, I was just in the bathroom, and there's mirrors on both sides of you. So when you're in there it's like you're peein' with the Rockettes.
CHANDLER: Ah he's a, he's not a big fan of foosball.
MONICA: (suddenly starts issuing him out) Ah, it's an honest mistake.� It could happen to anyone.� All right, see ya.
JOEY: Ah, it's career stuff. I don't know if you heard but they killed off my character on the show.
CHANDLER: Ah, there we go.
Gunther: (In his head) Say Rachel, I was wondering if youd like to go to a movie with me sometime. As my lover! Nnnsch, to out there. Maybe youd just like to ah, get something to eat with me sometime? As my lover.
EDDIE: Ah, just some basic dehydrating of a few fruits and vegetables. MAN ALIVE this thing's fantastic!
Joey: Ah. (Joey walks to Chandlers bag by getting as far away from Chandlers bed as possible.)
Rachel: With ah, extra anchovies.
Chandler: And, ah, you know, your fooling around with her. And you get all these like, mental images in your brain, you know, like Elle MacPherson, or that girl at the Xerox place....
Joey: I, ah, I never said hate, I was very careful about that.
Joey: Oh, hey, Chandler, we, ah, we stopped by the coffee shop and ran into Ross.
Joey: Yeah. Whew, it's hot with all of this stuff on. I ah, I better not do any, I don't know, lunges. (starts doing lunges)
Joey: Oh yeah. If you ah, move your hamper, you see what color the tile used to be. (Monica gasps) Yeah.
Chandler: Well, I'll tell ya I do enjoy guilt, but, ah, it wasn't me.
Chandler: Well, not me. But that's what's happened, and, ah, and, and there's more. We should take a trip.
Ross: Ah, the heart of every healthy relationship. Honesty, respect, and sex with celebrities.
Joey: Whoa, ah!! Were you just gonna give me some lemonade?
Phoebe: Ah!!
Joey: Dont you ah, dont you wanna ask me any questions?
Joey: Ah, y'know just in general people being gay, thing. Im totally cool with that.
Rachel: Are ah, having dinner with my Dad tomorrow night, I hope thats okay.
Joey: Hey, youre ah, pretty good at this.
Ross: There never was a library. I mean there are libraries, its just that I ah, I never worked at one.
Chandler: Ah, I dont know, you tell me. Anything you ah, wanna tell me, because, if you ah, you should, if you, you would, tell me.
Ross: Oh, ah, you dont need that.
Ross: Hey, would you ah, would you like some juice?
Rachel: Okay sir, um-mm, let see if I got this right. Ah, so this is a half-caf, double tall, easy hazel nut, non-fat, no foam, with whip, extra hot latte, right? (the guy nods) Okay, great. (she starts to walk away and under her breath) You freak.
Joey: Hey! Y'know how we ah, save all those chopsticks for no reason we get when we get Chinese food?
Joey: They have a kid together, y'know. Theyre like, theyre like a family, and if, I dont know, theres chance they could make that work, I know I wouldnt want to be the guy who stood in the way of that. Are you okay? Do you wanna ah, come poke a nude guy?
Ross: Well ah, you wanna just stay out there?
Joey: Hey, who wants to ah, throw the ball around a little, maybe get a little three on three going?
Chandler: Yes, yes, its just that we ah, we kinda all ready, made plans with Ross.
Chandler: Y'know, I was thinking about ah, asking her for her number.
Joey: What are you ah, what are you gonna do?
Joey: All right, youre probably not gonna want to hear this but ah, if it was me, and this is just me, (Chandler gets ready to throw another dart) I would ah, I would bow out.
Ross: Wow, you ah, you really like all this space stuff, huh?
Chandler: No ah, hold on a second Joe, where do Dutch people come from?
Joey: Ah well, the ah, Pennsylvania Dutch, come from Pennsylvania.
Chandler: So ah, whatcha watching?
Chandler: Yes. Yes, and ah, ah, the trees are happy too, because for most of them, its the only chance to see New York.
Joey: Oh Monica, listen, I ah, I saw down at the hardware store, they got those designer tiles on sale. If you ever want to redo the bathroom floor.
Chandler: Hey-hey-hey Rachel, funny thing. Actually, the ah, end zone starts at that pole, so youre five feet short, so we win!
Ross: So, this must be kinda neat for ya, huh? I mean, your Dad tells me that you get a couple of days off school, and you, you ah, dont have to sell those cookies anymore.
Ross: Ah, well, it means that I can sell cookies, but Im not invited to sleep-overs.
Ross: No, but ah, theres coconut in the Hanukkah Menoreoes. I tell you what, Ill put you down for eight boxes, one for each night.
Joey: Oh, thats, thats ah, one of the old ones, hes just taking it to the back.
Ross: Ah, no Mon, Dad had to buy everyone of your boxes because you ate them all. But ah, y'know Im sure thats not gonna happen this time, why dont I put you down for three of the mint treasures and just a couple of the Rudolphs.
Ross: (to the girl sitting next to him) Hi there. How many, how many ah, did you sell?
Ross: Ah, were out. I sold them all.
Leader: Oh, yes Elizabeth. Ah, 871.
Guy: I ah, I work at Bloomingdales and I might know of a job possibility if your, if your interested?
Guy: Im sorry, I wa, I wa, I was just ah.... (starts to laugh again)
Guy: Ah, just one other thing.
Phoebe: Well, I have ah, vodka and cranberry juice.
Ross: Ah, somebodys at the door on the ceiling.
Ross: Thank you. (to Rachel) So did you ah, did you tell Mark Something about me?
Monica: So ah, Phoebe, how was your date?
Ross: Listen, Im ah, Im sorry Ive been so crazy and jealous and, its just that I like you a lot, so...
Ross: Ah, well all go. (motions to Chandler) Come on. (the guys leave)
Ross: Yeah. So um, I-I heard about this ah, Mark guy that ah, Rachel met today.
Ross: Oh yeah! So ah, kinda pretty, pretty good. He sounds like a nice, good guy.
Chandler: Ah, I fooled around with Joeys sister. (Phoebe gasps) Well, thats not the worst part.
Ross: Ah, which, which one?
Ross: Mark is that ah, the same Mark that helped you get the job?
Ross: Ah Joey, I don't think you get to pick the cities.
Ross: Ah y'know, this building is on my paper route so I... (gives her a flower)
Joey: It is me! It's a musical version of Tale of Two Cities. So I think I'm gonna sing New York, New York, and ah, oh I left My Heart in San Francisco.
Ross: Oh, oh, I'm, I'm, I'm sorry sweetie, I was just trying to ah, I'm dialing another number. (hangs up)
Ross: Ohhhhh yeah, that's, that's funny. Why ah, why isn't he goofing around in his own office?
Ross: Hi! What's ah, what's Mark doing answering your phone?
Chandler: Eh, yeah, well ah, waitress at a coffee shop and cheer squad co-captain only took up so much room.
Joey: Ahhh! My ah, my agent said it wasn't a dancing part.
Julio: Ah actually, that is mine.
Man: (to Rachel) Ah, excuse me, are you Rachel Green?
Joey: I wish. See, I guess another thing I probably shouldve told you about Ginger is that she kinda has a ah, artificial leg.
Director: Ah Joey. Joey Tribbiani. Listen Joey, I got a problem, I just got a call from my dance captain, he's having a relationship crisis and can't get out of Long Island.
Monica: Oh, um, around 8:02. We ah, talked for a little while, and then um, we went out for an innocent burger.
Rachel: So ah, did you have fun at the bachelor party last night?
Rachel: Okay. Ah, well well just see about that, okay. I will read The Shining, (she tries to take the book away from him but he doesnt want to let it go) and you will read Little Women.
Joey: Ah, now Rach, these ah, these little women.
Rachel: But ah, youre safe from it if its in the freezer?
Ross: Okay. (goes over to the counter) (to Chandler) What ah, what is the matter with you? Whats going on?
Chandler: (standing up) Im up! Im up, Ive gotten up now! Anybody ah, want anything?
Robert: Ah, good to meet you. Robert.
Chandler: (to Robert) So ah, isnt a bit cold out for shorts?
Richard: Ah well, this is the living room.
Joey: Hey Robert, could you ah, ha, pass me those cookies?
Ross: Hey! Howd the ah, basketball go?
Julio: Actually I ah, I am a poet.
Joey: Ah, he cant make it, he said he had to his... (sees Ginger) Whoa-oh! (hides behind the coat rack.)
Chandler: (to Gunther) Y'know what Gunther, go ah, go ahead, Im-Im talking to ah, (tries to get her to say her name). (to her) This is the part where you say your name.
Leslie: Ah, yeah, umm. (singing) Home is never far away..
Joey: (to Leslie) Ah, anything we might of heard of?
Leslie: Okay, ah, see ya Pheebs. (leaves)
Ross: Oh well thats great, so I guess this is ah, this is good bye then. Huh? (picks a pad up off Rachels desk and tosses it into his box) Good bye.
Chandler: Nope, nope, Id just ah, Id rather talk to you. (pause) Yes, I do. Yes, I do have to go to the bathroom. (knocks on the door)
Monica: Sounds like shes got the ah, whole package.