words in movies
Chandler: Do you think that theres a town in Missouri or some place called Sample? And ah, as youre driving into town theres-theres like a sign, and it says Youre in Sample. (He says it like urine sample.)
Ross: Yeah, anything goes, except ah, eye gouging and fish hooking.
Chandler: Oh its Bing, sir. Im sorry , I was just ah...
Ross: All right so, Chandler, from now on, dont give your boss a chance to get you. Y'know just ah, dont turn your back to him.
Rachel: Oh, ah with who?
Monica: Hey, umm, so listen umm, my friends were telling me a little about this ah, ultimate fighting thing and it, well it sounds really dangerous. I-I dont want you to get hurt, cause I kinda like you.
Ross: Okay, well be right in. (to Chandler) So ah, did your boss try to slap you again today?
Chandler: No, I ah, I didnt do them.
Chandler: No, no I just ah, didnt do them. Instead, I ah, hung out with a couple of friends and had a couple of beers so I certainly dont deserve any praise, verbal or otherwise.
Chandler: No, no. It-its not about the swearing, its more about ah, the way, that you ah, occasionally, concentrate, your enthusiasm on my buttock.
Chandler: Oh, and dont get me wrong, I appreciate the sentiment. Its just that I, I have a rather, sensitive posterior, and ah, besides, its making all the other guys jealous.
Pete: Its okay, its not as bad as it looks, its a precaution. Ah, Im not supposed to move my spine.
DR. BURKE: Ah, that's OK, come on in. Um, I'm sorry, is Monica Geller coming? I was told she was.
RACHEL: Ah, so what are we looking at?
JOEY: Ah, I was just in the bathroom, and there's mirrors on both sides of you. So when you're in there it's like you're peein' with the Rockettes.
CHANDLER: Ah he's a, he's not a big fan of foosball.
MONICA: (suddenly starts issuing him out) Ah, it's an honest mistake.� It could happen to anyone.� All right, see ya.
JOEY: Ah, it's career stuff. I don't know if you heard but they killed off my character on the show.
CHANDLER: Ah, there we go.
Gunther: (In his head) Say Rachel, I was wondering if youd like to go to a movie with me sometime. As my lover! Nnnsch, to out there. Maybe youd just like to ah, get something to eat with me sometime? As my lover.
EDDIE: Ah, just some basic dehydrating of a few fruits and vegetables. MAN ALIVE this thing's fantastic!
Joey: Ah. (Joey walks to Chandlers bag by getting as far away from Chandlers bed as possible.)
Joey: I, ah, I never said hate, I was very careful about that.
Chandler: And, ah, you know, your fooling around with her. And you get all these like, mental images in your brain, you know, like Elle MacPherson, or that girl at the Xerox place....
Rachel: With ah, extra anchovies.
Chandler: Well, I'll tell ya I do enjoy guilt, but, ah, it wasn't me.
Joey: Oh, hey, Chandler, we, ah, we stopped by the coffee shop and ran into Ross.
Joey: Yeah. Whew, it's hot with all of this stuff on. I ah, I better not do any, I don't know, lunges. (starts doing lunges)
Phoebe: Ah!!
Chandler: Well, not me. But that's what's happened, and, ah, and, and there's more. We should take a trip.
Joey: Oh yeah. If you ah, move your hamper, you see what color the tile used to be. (Monica gasps) Yeah.
Ross: Ah, the heart of every healthy relationship. Honesty, respect, and sex with celebrities.
Rachel: Are ah, having dinner with my Dad tomorrow night, I hope thats okay.
Joey: Dont you ah, dont you wanna ask me any questions?
Joey: Ah, y'know just in general people being gay, thing. Im totally cool with that.
Joey: Whoa, ah!! Were you just gonna give me some lemonade?
Rachel: Okay sir, um-mm, let see if I got this right. Ah, so this is a half-caf, double tall, easy hazel nut, non-fat, no foam, with whip, extra hot latte, right? (the guy nods) Okay, great. (she starts to walk away and under her breath) You freak.
Joey: Hey, youre ah, pretty good at this.
Ross: Oh, ah, you dont need that.
Ross: There never was a library. I mean there are libraries, its just that I ah, I never worked at one.
Joey: They have a kid together, y'know. Theyre like, theyre like a family, and if, I dont know, theres chance they could make that work, I know I wouldnt want to be the guy who stood in the way of that. Are you okay? Do you wanna ah, come poke a nude guy?
Chandler: Ah, I dont know, you tell me. Anything you ah, wanna tell me, because, if you ah, you should, if you, you would, tell me.
Joey: Hey! Y'know how we ah, save all those chopsticks for no reason we get when we get Chinese food?
Ross: Hey, would you ah, would you like some juice?
Joey: What are you ah, what are you gonna do?
Joey: All right, youre probably not gonna want to hear this but ah, if it was me, and this is just me, (Chandler gets ready to throw another dart) I would ah, I would bow out.
Ross: Well ah, you wanna just stay out there?
Joey: Hey, who wants to ah, throw the ball around a little, maybe get a little three on three going?
Chandler: Yes, yes, its just that we ah, we kinda all ready, made plans with Ross.
Chandler: Y'know, I was thinking about ah, asking her for her number.
Chandler: No ah, hold on a second Joe, where do Dutch people come from?
Joey: Ah well, the ah, Pennsylvania Dutch, come from Pennsylvania.
Ross: Wow, you ah, you really like all this space stuff, huh?
Chandler: So ah, whatcha watching?
Chandler: Yes. Yes, and ah, ah, the trees are happy too, because for most of them, its the only chance to see New York.
Joey: Oh Monica, listen, I ah, I saw down at the hardware store, they got those designer tiles on sale. If you ever want to redo the bathroom floor.
Ross: So, this must be kinda neat for ya, huh? I mean, your Dad tells me that you get a couple of days off school, and you, you ah, dont have to sell those cookies anymore.
Ross: Ah, well, it means that I can sell cookies, but Im not invited to sleep-overs.
Joey: Oh, thats, thats ah, one of the old ones, hes just taking it to the back.
Chandler: Hey-hey-hey Rachel, funny thing. Actually, the ah, end zone starts at that pole, so youre five feet short, so we win!
Ross: Ah, no Mon, Dad had to buy everyone of your boxes because you ate them all. But ah, y'know Im sure thats not gonna happen this time, why dont I put you down for three of the mint treasures and just a couple of the Rudolphs.
Ross: No, but ah, theres coconut in the Hanukkah Menoreoes. I tell you what, Ill put you down for eight boxes, one for each night.
Ross: Ah, were out. I sold them all.
Guy: Im sorry, I wa, I wa, I was just ah.... (starts to laugh again)
Ross: (to the girl sitting next to him) Hi there. How many, how many ah, did you sell?
Leader: Oh, yes Elizabeth. Ah, 871.
Ross: Yeah. So um, I-I heard about this ah, Mark guy that ah, Rachel met today.
Guy: Ah, just one other thing.
Ross: Ah, somebodys at the door on the ceiling.
Guy: I ah, I work at Bloomingdales and I might know of a job possibility if your, if your interested?
Ross: Thank you. (to Rachel) So did you ah, did you tell Mark Something about me?
Chandler: Ah, I fooled around with Joeys sister. (Phoebe gasps) Well, thats not the worst part.
Ross: Ah, which, which one?
Ross: Oh yeah! So ah, kinda pretty, pretty good. He sounds like a nice, good guy.
Monica: So ah, Phoebe, how was your date?
Phoebe: Well, I have ah, vodka and cranberry juice.
Ross: Ah, well all go. (motions to Chandler) Come on. (the guys leave)
Ross: Listen, Im ah, Im sorry Ive been so crazy and jealous and, its just that I like you a lot, so...
Ross: Hi! What's ah, what's Mark doing answering your phone?
Ross: Ah y'know, this building is on my paper route so I... (gives her a flower)
Ross: Ah Joey, I don't think you get to pick the cities.
Joey: It is me! It's a musical version of Tale of Two Cities. So I think I'm gonna sing New York, New York, and ah, oh I left My Heart in San Francisco.
Ross: Mark is that ah, the same Mark that helped you get the job?
Ross: Ohhhhh yeah, that's, that's funny. Why ah, why isn't he goofing around in his own office?
Chandler: Eh, yeah, well ah, waitress at a coffee shop and cheer squad co-captain only took up so much room.
Ross: Oh, oh, I'm, I'm, I'm sorry sweetie, I was just trying to ah, I'm dialing another number. (hangs up)
Joey: Ahhh! My ah, my agent said it wasn't a dancing part.
Julio: Ah actually, that is mine.
Director: Ah Joey. Joey Tribbiani. Listen Joey, I got a problem, I just got a call from my dance captain, he's having a relationship crisis and can't get out of Long Island.
Man: (to Rachel) Ah, excuse me, are you Rachel Green?
Monica: Oh, um, around 8:02. We ah, talked for a little while, and then um, we went out for an innocent burger.
Rachel: So ah, did you have fun at the bachelor party last night?
Joey: I wish. See, I guess another thing I probably shouldve told you about Ginger is that she kinda has a ah, artificial leg.
Ross: Okay. (goes over to the counter) (to Chandler) What ah, what is the matter with you? Whats going on?
Joey: Ah, now Rach, these ah, these little women.
Chandler: (standing up) Im up! Im up, Ive gotten up now! Anybody ah, want anything?
Rachel: But ah, youre safe from it if its in the freezer?
Rachel: Okay. Ah, well well just see about that, okay. I will read The Shining, (she tries to take the book away from him but he doesnt want to let it go) and you will read Little Women.
Robert: Ah, good to meet you. Robert.
Chandler: (to Robert) So ah, isnt a bit cold out for shorts?
Ross: Hey! Howd the ah, basketball go?
Chandler: (to Gunther) Y'know what Gunther, go ah, go ahead, Im-Im talking to ah, (tries to get her to say her name). (to her) This is the part where you say your name.
Leslie: Ah, yeah, umm. (singing) Home is never far away..
Joey: (to Leslie) Ah, anything we might of heard of?
Leslie: Okay, ah, see ya Pheebs. (leaves)
Chandler: Nope, nope, Id just ah, Id rather talk to you. (pause) Yes, I do. Yes, I do have to go to the bathroom. (knocks on the door)
Joey: Hey Robert, could you ah, ha, pass me those cookies?
Richard: Ah well, this is the living room.
Julio: Actually I ah, I am a poet.
Joey: Ah, he cant make it, he said he had to his... (sees Ginger) Whoa-oh! (hides behind the coat rack.)
Joey: Is ah, is Chandler around?
Joey: Nooo. No, no, ah, are you sure it wasnt something that sounded like Ginger, like ah, Gingeer?