words in movies
Joey: Question. Was ah, Egg the Gellers! the war cry of your neighbourhood?
Rachel: Are ah, having dinner with my Dad tomorrow night, I hope thats okay.
Joey: Hey, youre ah, pretty good at this.
Ross: There never was a library. I mean there are libraries, its just that I ah, I never worked at one.
Dr. Green: (interrupting him) I know!! Its a museum! What, youre the only one around here who can make a joke! At least mine was funny. Ah, waiter, we will have two lobsters and a menu. (nods at Ross, and mouths I dont know to the waiter.)
Ross: Oh, ah, you dont need that.
Ross: The carbon, its messy, I mean it gets on your fingers and causes, the, the ah, night blindness.
Joey: Okay, some tricks of the trade. Now, Ive never been able to cry as an actor, so if Im in a scene where I have to cry, I cut a hole in my pocket, take a pair of tweezers, and just start pulling. Or ah, or, lets say I wanna convey that Ive just done something evil. That would be the basic I have a fishhook in my eyebrow and I like it (Does it by raising one eyebrow, and showing off the pretend fishhook.) Okay, lets say Ive just gotten bad news, well all I do there is try and divide 232 by 13. (looks all confused) And thats how its done. Great soap opera acting tonight everybody, class dismissed.
Ross: Hey, would you ah, would you like some juice?
Joey: (sadly) There will come a time in each of your careers when youll have a chance to screw over another soap opera actor. I had such an opportunity in the recent, present. And Im ashamed to say that I took it, I advised a fellow actor to play a role, homosexually. Yeah, we both auditioned for the part, and uh, as it turned out, they ah, they liked the stupid gay thing and cast him. And now, hes got a two year contract opposite Susan Luchhi, the first lady of daytime television, and me, me Im stuck here teaching a bunch of people, most of whom are too ugly to even be on TV. Im sorry, Im sorry, Im sorry. (he gets a huge round of applause from his students.) Thank you.
Ross: There's my boy! Here's my boy! And here's his Barbi (Ben is holding a Barbi doll) What's ah, what's my boy doing with a Barbi?
Chandler: (to Ross) Na ha ha... (to Chappy) Ne he he... (Ross moves Chappy to Chandler, who quickly backs away) Ah ah...
Chandler: Great. It was great. Shes ah, shes great, great looking, great personality, shes greatness.
Chandler: Oh, and dont get me wrong, I appreciate the sentiment. Its just that I, I have a rather, sensitive posterior, and ah, besides, its making all the other guys jealous.
Chandler: Ah. Your own brand of vigilante justice.
Paolo: Ah, you... have the sex?
Monica: Ah, the other Jack.
Phoebe: Ah! Well! There you go! Last to know again! And I'm guessing... since nobody told me... this is Paolo.
Rachel: Ah, Paolo, this is Phoebe.
Joey: Ah, I'm gonna be one of his helpers. It's just such a slap in the face, y'know?
Chandler: Ah, y'see, perfect might be a problem. Had you said 'co-dependent', or 'self-destructive'...
Joey: Listen, I ah, I know its a longshot. But, by any chance did she find that funny?
Monica: Ah!
Joey: Ah! (Points to door) Huh? (Leaves and slams the door)
Paolo: Ah! Nora Bing!
Ross: (wiping his brow) Ah...ooh! Well, looks like, uh, we kicked your butts.
Chandler: (to Ross) Ah, it's just a weekend, big deal!
Paolo: Ah, poke (Paolo touches Rachel's nose) a (touches nose again) nose, mmm (they rub noses, then kisses her)
Ross: Ah, the forbidden love of a man and his door.
Ross: Well, hes finally alseep. About that ah, bump on his head?
Phoebe: Ok, and I have the, uh receipt for my dinner with Nokululu Oon Ah Ah.
Steve: (from kitchen) Ah, cool! Taco shells! (Rachel motions, "You see!") You know, these are... they're like a little corn envelope.
Ross: Ah, the lesser-known "I don't have a dream" speech.
Ross: Ah....
Chandler: Oh, well, ah... maybe thats because theyre ah... jealous, of us.
Monica: Ah no, you see, someone was supposed to take them down around New Years... but obviously someone forgot.
Ross: Ah, yeah, yeah. Umm, we started talking after she y'know, did her thing. And it turns out she's got a boy about Ben's age, so we're taking them to a gym-boree class. Why, is that okay?
Chandler: Ah, sure, Nina. Whats up?
Chandler: Ah, well, maybe thats, ah, because youre getting a big raise.
Monica: Uh, ah. Unless you wanna stay over? I mean, I'm going to, so...
Chandler: Ah!
Joey: ..ah, what're you doing here? I've been trying to call you.
Luisa: Ah, it's not so much you, you were fat, you had your own problems. (To Rachel) But you? What a bitch!
Chandler: Ah, you obviously saw my personal ad.
Dr. Rosen: Ah here, we brought wine.
Ross: Hi, um, Im err, (has to clear his throat) Im Ross Geller, and err ah... (pats Carols bulge) ..thats, thats my boy in there, and uh, (points) this is Carol Willick, and this... is Susan Bunch. Susan is um Carols, just, com... (embarrassment finally overwhelms the poor fellow, who becomes incoherent until) ..whos next?
PHOE: You're right, you're right. Ah, you are so yumm. [they hug]
Joey: Okay, and ah, this one here is a Douglas Fir, now its a little more money, but you get a nicer smell.
Rachel: Hello? (Listens) Um, yeah, uh, (snapping her fingers at Ross who takes the remote from Marcel, then turns off the TV) Okay ah, hold on a second, lemme lemme just check and see if see if she's here.
MONICA: Ah, and I mean, he's going out with her? He can not persue this.
Joshua: (getting up and backing away from they.) Is there ah, is there some way they can not be here. Its just ah, farm birds really kinda freak me out!
Rachel: Are you, are you, are you sure its ah, a new bump? I mean, no offense, Ive always thought of Ben as a fairly bumpy headed child.
Young Ethan: Well, think about it. It's always on the news. 'A man is being held up, at gunpoint.' 'Tourists are being terrorised, at gunpoint.' And I just kept thinking: why does people continue to go there? (He checks his watch.) Oh, ah. I should go.
Monica: Okay, umm-umm, I'll just--I'll be right back, I just gotta go ah, go ah...
Dr. Mitchell: (on the phone) Monica and Rachel's apartment. Err yeh, aayah, yeh, just one second... (handing it to Monica) ..ah, Rachel, it's your dad.
Ross: Ah! (She hugs him.) Well uh-uh, t-take it downstairs, yknow give it a test ride.
Rachel: I know, isn't he great? It's so nice to finally be in a fun relationship, y'know? There's nothing boring about him, and ah, I bet he's never set foot in a museum.
JOEY: Ah, the stalker.
Joey: You know, ah, Ive been thinking about this and I gotta tell ya, its not my fault. Its a natural instinct.
RACHEL: Ah, so what are we looking at?
DR. BURKE: Ah, that's OK, come on in. Um, I'm sorry, is Monica Geller coming? I was told she was.
JOEY: Ah, it's career stuff. I don't know if you heard but they killed off my character on the show.
CHANDLER: Ah he's a, he's not a big fan of foosball.
MONICA: (suddenly starts issuing him out) Ah, it's an honest mistake.� It could happen to anyone.� All right, see ya.
JOEY: Ah, I was just in the bathroom, and there's mirrors on both sides of you. So when you're in there it's like you're peein' with the Rockettes.
CHANDLER: Ah, there we go.
Joey: Ah. (Joey walks to Chandlers bag by getting as far away from Chandlers bed as possible.)
Gunther: (In his head) Say Rachel, I was wondering if youd like to go to a movie with me sometime. As my lover! Nnnsch, to out there. Maybe youd just like to ah, get something to eat with me sometime? As my lover.
EDDIE: Ah, just some basic dehydrating of a few fruits and vegetables. MAN ALIVE this thing's fantastic!
Chandler: Well, not me. But that's what's happened, and, ah, and, and there's more. We should take a trip.
Rachel: With ah, extra anchovies.
Chandler: Well, I'll tell ya I do enjoy guilt, but, ah, it wasn't me.
Joey: I, ah, I never said hate, I was very careful about that.
Chandler: And, ah, you know, your fooling around with her. And you get all these like, mental images in your brain, you know, like Elle MacPherson, or that girl at the Xerox place....
Joey: Oh, hey, Chandler, we, ah, we stopped by the coffee shop and ran into Ross.
Joey: Yeah. Whew, it's hot with all of this stuff on. I ah, I better not do any, I don't know, lunges. (starts doing lunges)
Joey: Hey! Y'know how we ah, save all those chopsticks for no reason we get when we get Chinese food?
Ross: Ah, the heart of every healthy relationship. Honesty, respect, and sex with celebrities.
Phoebe: Ah!!
Joey: Dont you ah, dont you wanna ask me any questions?
Joey: Ah, y'know just in general people being gay, thing. Im totally cool with that.
Joey: Whoa, ah!! Were you just gonna give me some lemonade?
Chandler: Ah, I dont know, you tell me. Anything you ah, wanna tell me, because, if you ah, you should, if you, you would, tell me.
Joey: Oh yeah. If you ah, move your hamper, you see what color the tile used to be. (Monica gasps) Yeah.
Rachel: Okay sir, um-mm, let see if I got this right. Ah, so this is a half-caf, double tall, easy hazel nut, non-fat, no foam, with whip, extra hot latte, right? (the guy nods) Okay, great. (she starts to walk away and under her breath) You freak.
Ross: Well ah, you wanna just stay out there?
Joey: They have a kid together, y'know. Theyre like, theyre like a family, and if, I dont know, theres chance they could make that work, I know I wouldnt want to be the guy who stood in the way of that. Are you okay? Do you wanna ah, come poke a nude guy?
Chandler: Y'know, I was thinking about ah, asking her for her number.
Joey: What are you ah, what are you gonna do?
Joey: All right, youre probably not gonna want to hear this but ah, if it was me, and this is just me, (Chandler gets ready to throw another dart) I would ah, I would bow out.
Joey: Hey, who wants to ah, throw the ball around a little, maybe get a little three on three going?
Chandler: Yes, yes, its just that we ah, we kinda all ready, made plans with Ross.
Chandler: Yes. Yes, and ah, ah, the trees are happy too, because for most of them, its the only chance to see New York.
Chandler: So ah, whatcha watching?
Chandler: No ah, hold on a second Joe, where do Dutch people come from?
Joey: Ah well, the ah, Pennsylvania Dutch, come from Pennsylvania.
Ross: So, this must be kinda neat for ya, huh? I mean, your Dad tells me that you get a couple of days off school, and you, you ah, dont have to sell those cookies anymore.
Ross: Wow, you ah, you really like all this space stuff, huh?
Ross: Ah, no Mon, Dad had to buy everyone of your boxes because you ate them all. But ah, y'know Im sure thats not gonna happen this time, why dont I put you down for three of the mint treasures and just a couple of the Rudolphs.
Joey: Oh Monica, listen, I ah, I saw down at the hardware store, they got those designer tiles on sale. If you ever want to redo the bathroom floor.
Ross: Ah, well, it means that I can sell cookies, but Im not invited to sleep-overs.
Ross: No, but ah, theres coconut in the Hanukkah Menoreoes. I tell you what, Ill put you down for eight boxes, one for each night.
Chandler: Hey-hey-hey Rachel, funny thing. Actually, the ah, end zone starts at that pole, so youre five feet short, so we win!
Joey: Oh, thats, thats ah, one of the old ones, hes just taking it to the back.
Leader: Oh, yes Elizabeth. Ah, 871.
Ross: (to the girl sitting next to him) Hi there. How many, how many ah, did you sell?
Ross: Ah, were out. I sold them all.
Guy: I ah, I work at Bloomingdales and I might know of a job possibility if your, if your interested?
Guy: Im sorry, I wa, I wa, I was just ah.... (starts to laugh again)
Guy: Ah, just one other thing.