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'AND' in a movie sentence | examples for 'AND' from movies

[Scene: A Theatre, Chandler and Ross are there to watch the premiere of Kathy’s play.]

"Friends", season 4, episode 13

Chandler: Okay, she is the star of the play. And she is my girlfriend! I get to have sex with the star of the play!

"Friends", season 4, episode 13

(Onstage there’s a knock on the door and Kathy opens it. We don’t see what’s going on, only hear it.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 13

(Ross and Chandler have stunned looks on their faces as Kathy and her co-star start making out.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 13

(Kathy’s co-star rips her blouse off and buttons go flying into the audience, and one hits Ross. Chandler’s mouth is on the floor.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 13

[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, erm, Monica and Rachel's, Monica is still unpacking after the move, and Phoebe is their also.]

"Friends", season 4, episode 13

Phoebe: Oh, hey, Mon, do you still have your like old blouses and dresses from high school?

"Friends", season 4, episode 13

Monica: Hey, Rach! I made a pile of your stuff over on this side of the room. If you could just…(Rachel grunts and throws her purse at it)…throw your purses at it.

"Friends", season 4, episode 13

Phoebe: Personal shopping? What is that? Like where you walk around with snooty rich people and tell them what to buy?

"Friends", season 4, episode 13

(Joey climbs up on the counter and starts looking at the top of the cabinets.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 13

[Scene: Central Perk, Ross and Chandler are entering after the play. Phoebe and Joey are already there.]

"Friends", season 4, episode 13

Ross: Well, Kathy gets half-naked and simulates sex with a real good lookin’ guy.

"Friends", season 4, episode 13

Chandler: Yeah, it’s like someone literally wrote down my worst nightmare and then charged me $32 to see it!

"Friends", season 4, episode 13

Chandler: I’m totally screwed. Okay, they are gonna be hot and heavy on stage every night, and then they’re gonna go to their cast parties and he’s gonna try to undermine me. Y'know it’ll be like, "So where’s your boyfriend, what’s-his-name, Chester?" And she’ll go, "No-no-no, it’s Chandler." And he’ll go, "Whatever. Ha-ha-ha-ha!"

"Friends", season 4, episode 13

Joey: Chandler, look they’re actors. They’re there to do a job, just ‘cause they work together, doesn’t mean they’re gonna get together. I mean just ‘cause it happened with Susan Sarandon and Tim Robbins, it doesn’t mean it’s gonna happen with them.

"Friends", season 4, episode 13

Ross: Oh-oh, Alec Baldwin and Kim Basinger.

"Friends", season 4, episode 13

Joey: Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman.

"Friends", season 4, episode 13

Phoebe: Hey, Mel Gibson and Clint Eastwood.

"Friends", season 4, episode 13

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, erm, Chandler and Joey's, the gang minus Monica and Rachel are eating breakfast. Ross and Chandler are sitting at the foosball table and eating.]

"Friends", season 4, episode 13

Ross: Y’know what, I don’t know how comfortable I am going to see how hot the sex is between some guy and your girlfriend.

"Friends", season 4, episode 13

Monica: Okay. (She does so and starts to walk towards Joey to receive her pancakes.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 13

Joey: No-no, stay right there. (Monica stops and Joey flips her a pancake, which flies over her head and lands in the living room.) Gettin’ closer.

"Friends", season 4, episode 13

Chandler: Okay, okay, but don’t worry, because we also have cereals, muffins, waffles, and, jams, jellies, and marmalades. Which I’m fairly certain are the same thing.

"Friends", season 4, episode 13

Phoebe: Oh. (Joey flips the pancake and Phoebe catches it and throws it on her plate.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 13

Rachel: (on the phone) Monica, I’m quitting! I just helped an 81 year old woman put on a thong and she didn’t even buy it! (Pause) I’m telling you I’m quitting! That’s it! I’m talking to my boss right now! (Pause) Yes I am! (Pause) Yes I am! Yes I am! Yes I am! Yes I am! Yes I am! Okay bye, call me when you get this message. (Hangs up as her boss, Mr. Waltham, walks in.) Oh! Mr. Waltham, I ah really need to talk to you.

"Friends", season 4, episode 13

Mr. Waltham: In a moment, please, I’m in the middle of a task. And you have a customer.

"Friends", season 4, episode 13

(He walks over to look and some clothes and Rachel quickly turns around and adjusts her bra, trying to show off her assets.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 13

Joshua: Anyway, she burned all of my clothes. I got away with two things. This suit and what turned out to be a skirt.

"Friends", season 4, episode 13

(He walks out and Rachel stares at his butt as he leaves. He makes a wrong turn.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 13

Joshua: It’s this way? Sorry. (He walks past her and she again admires his butt.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 13

[Scene: Kathy’s play, Ross and Chandler are waiting for her in the lobby after the play.]

"Friends", season 4, episode 13

Chandler: I’m right! Right? There was like no chemistry between them. Before they had heat, and now there’s no heat! Now you know what this means, Joey told us what this means!

"Friends", season 4, episode 13

(Chandler mumbles something, and Ross tells him to "Come on.")

"Friends", season 4, episode 13

Chandler: Oh, I loved the play. You were great, and Nick ditto. Clearly you’re having sex with him.

"Friends", season 4, episode 13

Kathy: Okay, so let me just get this straight. You’re accusing me of cheating on you, and insulting my performance?

"Friends", season 4, episode 13

Chandler: Well, that is what happened, and I don’t even see you denying this!

"Friends", season 4, episode 13

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey, Phoebe, and Ross are there eating pizza as Rachel enters.]

"Friends", season 4, episode 13

Rachel: I have the best job in the entire world! The most adorable guy came over today, and I got to dress him up all day!

"Friends", season 4, episode 13

Rachel: Oh, I wish he was a doll, then I could get a Rachel doll and bump them together and make kissy noises. Oh! And he has the most beautiful name, I never realised it, Joshua! Josh-u-a! Joshua! Josh.

"Friends", season 4, episode 13

(He goes over and opens the door to reveal Monica holding a plate of cookies and a fan to blow the smell across the hall.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 13

Ross: Cookies and porn, you’re the best mom ever!!

"Friends", season 4, episode 13

Ross: Oh, whatever. (Laughs and gives Joey the thumbs up heading back to his apartment. Joey follows him)

"Friends", season 4, episode 13

Phoebe: (getting up) Well, I hate to eat and run, but…

"Friends", season 4, episode 13

(Chandler comes back, obviously drunk, and trips over the steps.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 13

Chandler: Steps! (He opens the door to his apartment to Ross and Joey looking at the new Playboy) Slut! (Ross and Joey quickly hide the Playboy behind their backs. Chandler wonders into the girl’s apartment.) You will all be very happy to hear that Kathy is sleeping with that guy!

"Friends", season 4, episode 13

Chandler: I confronted her, and she didn’t deny it! (Pause) I don’t live here! (Goes back into his apartment and they all follow him.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 13

Chandler: Yes! See you and I have always been like—(motions that they think the same.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 13

[Scene: The hallway between the apartments, Monica is lugging one of those floor polishing machines through the hallway. Rachel comes up the steps and stops when she sees Monica.]

"Friends", season 4, episode 13

Rachel: Whoops. (Starts to go into Chandler and Joey’s.) Oh, hey, do you need help with that?

"Friends", season 4, episode 13

Rachel: Ooh, I just feel bad, I never vacuum. (She goes into Chandler and Joey’s.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 13

Rachel: So I was with Joshua for an hour today, and he has not asked me out. It’s just so frustrating!

"Friends", season 4, episode 13

Joey: Oh-oh-oh-oh, how I do it is, I look a woman up and down and say, "Hey, how you doin’?"

"Friends", season 4, episode 13

(Phoebe looks at him, and then giggles and looks away.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 13

Rachel: You know what, I’m gonna do that, I’m gonna call him up, and I’m gonna ask him out. I can do that. Ask him out. (Practising) How you doin’? (Calls him) Hi! Joshua? It’s Rachel Green from Bloomingdale’s. (Listens) Yeah, umm, I was wondering if you umm, if you umm, left your wallet at the store today? Well, we found a wallet, and we—(Listens) the license? Well, that is a good idea! Uh, well, let’s see here this says this license belongs to a uh, uh, belongs to a mister uh, Pheebs, and umm, yeah, so sorry to bother you at home. I’ll see you tomorrow. Bye. (Hangs up) (to Phoebe) You’ve done that a thousand times?

"Friends", season 4, episode 13

Joey: Absolutely! And if it doesn’t, can I get the extra ticket?

"Friends", season 4, episode 13

(We hear a noise coming from Monica and Rachel’s apartment.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 13

(They go open the door and reveal Monica being spun around on the floor polisher and getting the cord wrapped around her legs.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 13

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, erm, Chandler and Joey's, Ross, Joey, and Phoebe are watching a movie as Chandler comes in from his bedroom.]

"Friends", season 4, episode 13

Chandler: She did not have to tell me, I saw the play, and there was no heat. Back me up here, Ross!

"Friends", season 4, episode 13

Chandler: That’s not backing me up! Look, you said with the off-stage and the heat, and the onstage and the oy heat.

"Friends", season 4, episode 13

[Scene: Bloomingdale’s, Rachel’s new job, she is waiting for Joshua and practising how to ask him out.]

"Friends", season 4, episode 13

Joshua: Huh. (She starts brushing the lint off and checking him out in the mirror.) Yeah?

"Friends", season 4, episode 13

Rachel: Yep. Oh, yeah, look you great. (She puts her arm in his and checks how they would look as a couple.) Oh yeah. Yeah, this looks great. (Pause) Umm, so you like it?

"Friends", season 4, episode 13

Joshua: Yeah, that would be fantastic! My-my nephew is crazy about the Knicks! This is fantastic, thank you so much Rachel. (He takes the tickets and leaves as Mr. Waltham returns.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 13

Chandler: Hey. I just, I just wanted to come over to-to say that I’m sorry. Y’know? I know I acted like the biggest idiot in the world, and I can completely understand why you were so upset.

"Friends", season 4, episode 13

Chandler: Yeah, I know, I-I wish I had too, but y’know I-I think this is a good thing. Y'know? ‘Cause we’ve had our first fight, and now we can move on. Y’know, I know for me—(Notices a pair of men’s pants on the chair.) Nick’s pants?

"Friends", season 4, episode 13

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey is debriefing Rachel on her rejection earlier that day and telling her what she should’ve done. Ross and Phoebe are watching.]

"Friends", season 4, episode 13

(She has cleaned it, completely redecorated it, removed the carpet, and polished the floor.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 13

Chandler: I’m saying that she… is a devil woman! Y’know I mean you think you know someone and then they turn around and they sleep with Nick! Nick, with his rock hard pecs, and his giant man-nipples! I hate him, I hate her! Well, I don’t hate her, I love her. This is all my fault really.

"Friends", season 4, episode 13

Chandler: Because, I-I should’ve called! Y’know if I had just called her after our big, stupid fight, she never would’ve gone out with Nick, and they would’ve ended up in bed together. I threw her at his man nipples!

"Friends", season 4, episode 13

(They all turn and glare at him.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 13

Rachel: Yes! I will! Absolutely! (She takes out his license and her license and holds them face to face with each other. She then proceeds to act like Dark Helmut in Spaceballs, and mimic a conversation between the two of them.) Hello, Rachel. Hi, Joshua. I left my wallet here on purpose. Really? Yes, I just wanted to see you again. Oh, I’m glad. Rachel, I’d like to say something to you. Yes? How you doin’?

"Friends", season 4, episode 13

Ross: It was soo not an accident. She saw I was about to tag her, so she threw her big fat grandma arm elbow right into my face. And just keep running.

"Friends", season 3, episode 9

Phoebe: Hell, I’m drunk right now! (They all turn and look at her.) What? I can’t have a mimosa with breakfast?! I’m on vacation!

"Friends", season 6, episode 1

                                Monica, Moncia, have a happy Chanukah.                                 Saw Santa Clause, he said hello to Ross.                                 And plese tell Joey, Christmas will be snowy!                                 And Rachel and Chandler, have err-umm-glander!!"

"Friends", season 4, episode 10

Chandler: Umm, you know how we always said that it would be fun to move to Paris for a year? You know, you could study French cooking and I could write and we could take a picnic along the Seine and go wine tasting in Bordeaux?

"Friends", season 9, episode 2

Joey: Sure! What’s up? (He grabs a plate and proceeds to load it with a huge pile of scrambled eggs. Chandler just stares at him and Joey reluctantly gives him a spoonful.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 1

Monica: No! Everything's cold. The turkey's dried out and the... the stuffing is all soggy.

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

Rachel: Wow! I don’t know if I could ever do that. I always figured the first time I had a baby was with somebody I love and that baby would be a…keeper.

"Friends", season 4, episode 11

Phoebe: All right, fine, fine, but if you’re my next victim, don’t come back as a poltergeist and like suck me into the TV set.

"Friends", season 3, episode 8

Ross: Okay! Okay! But if she doesn’t call, it is definitely over! No, wait. Wait. Unless, eventually, I call her, y’know just to she what’s going on, and, and she says she’ll call me back, but then she doesn’t. Then it’s over.

"Friends", season 4, episode 17

Monica and Phoebe: Ahhh!!

"Friends", season 7, episode 4

Rachel: I don’t know, his uh, his hair never really bothered me that much, and y’know it was always more crunchy than it was greasy.

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

(A guy comes up and gets into the backseat of the cab.)

"Friends", season 10, episode 17

RACHEL: No, listen to me. I fell for you and I get clobbered. You then fall for me and I again, somehow, get clobbered. I'm tired of being clobbered, ya know, it's, it's just not worth it.

"Friends", season 2, episode 14

Chandler: Yeah, I can say that I have a conference and you can say you have a chef thing.

"Friends", season 5, episode 5

Chandler: Thank you, Mister Drunken Gambler! Okay, you get this and uh, we get the biggest suite in the place! (Everyone cheers) Wait-wait-wait-wait! We (motions to Monica and him.) get the biggest suite in the place.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

(He tries to get up again and starts falling backwards and Chandler catches him.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 7

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross is entering, dragging Chandler, to mediate the argument between Chandler and Monica.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 3

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Chandler and Monica are still debating about how to tell Rachel that Chandler’s moving in and she’s moving out.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 2

Phoebe: Well, and you know, it really is a testament to how he was raised. Especially to you. Because he's very respectful of women.

"Friends", season 9, episode 7

The Presenter: …in the category of Favorite Returning Male Character the nominees are: John Wheeler from General Hospital (Applause), Gavin Grant from The Young and the Restless (Applause), Dunkin Harrington from Passions (Applause), and Joey Tribbiani from Days of Our Lives (Applause). And the Soapie goes to…(She opens the envelope)…Gavin Grant from The Young and the Restless!

"Friends", season 7, episode 18

Isabella: ...because I have a list of five goofy coffee house guys and yesterday I bumped you for that guy over there. (points at a guy and leaves)

"Friends", season 3, episode 5

MONICA: Hey, have you guys eaten, because uh, Richard and I just finished and we've got leftovers... Chicken and potatoes... What am I wearing?...Actually, nothing but rubber gloves.

"Friends", season 2, episode 20

[Scene: The casino bar, Phoebe and Monica are sitting at the bar, while Wayne Newton's signature song Danke Schoen is playing in the background.]

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

(Monica strides over to Ross, who is making coffee, and talks to him aside.)

"Friends", season 1, episode 8

Chandler: So I have a flaw! Big deal! Like Joey's constant knuckle-cracking isn't annoying? And Ross, with his over-pronouncing every single word? And Monica, with that snort when she laughs? I mean, what the hell is that thing? ...I accept all those flaws, why can't you accept me for this?

"Friends", season 1, episode 3

Chandler: All right, wait! Come on! Just wait one second! There has to be something that I can do! Something! If we still had that entertainment unit I would get in it for six hours and think about how I let you down. (Joey looks intrigued) What?

"Friends", season 4, episode 8

Ross: (returning from the phone.) So, I just picked up a message from Emily, she and Susan are going to a poetry reading together!

"Friends", season 4, episode 18

Ross: Oh yeah, she’s-she’s amazing. And-and she’s so much fun. And! Y’know what? When I’m with her, I’m fun! I even signed up for helicopter classes. (Chandler is shocked.) She’s leaving in two days, I don’t have to do it.

"Friends", season 4, episode 16

Chandler: Oh yeah! I mean at first I hated it, but why wouldn't I, because as a man I've been trained (bitter woman's tone) not to listen! (pause) But after chapter 16: "fat, single and ready to mingle", I was uplifted.

"Friends", season 9, episode 20

Phoebe: Look, Precious... Mike's not worth this. You're an attractive, intelligent woman and let's face it, Mike's kind of a wang. I mean, he proposed to me while he was still seeing you... He was gonna break-up with you on your birthday? And, I don't like to kiss-and-tell, but he cheated on you a lot this weekend.

"Friends", season 10, episode 1

Rachel: Oh please, I hate packing, it’s closer to work, and we do have fun. Although, I’m really gonna miss living with you.

"Friends", season 7, episode 10

Chandler: Yeah, well, sorry doesn’t bring back the little piggy that cried all the way home! I hate this stupid day! And everything about it! I'll see you later.

"Friends", season 5, episode 8

(Chandler stares at the doctor, completely shocked. Monica just freezes and turns around slowly.)

"Friends", season 10, episode 17

Monica: Here. Ben, do you wanna play the airplane game, do you wanna show Rachel? Come here. (takes Ben) We’re gonna do something fun. Okay. (throws Ben up in the air a little bit and catches him) Weee!! (moves into the living room and does it again) Weee!! (starts to walk back into the kitchen as she does it again, and hits Ben’s head on that wooden beam across the ceiling.)

"Friends", season 3, episode 8

[Scene: Monica's apartment. Monica and Erica are talking about the baby, and Monica is rubbing Erica's tummy.]

"Friends", season 10, episode 16

Monica: So why-why wasn’t Ross’s stuff ruined? (Pause) And if you say the words medical marvel I’m going to Easy Bake your head!

"Friends", season 7, episode 13

Monica: You have to help me! I’m supposed to be writing my vows and all I have is this! (Shows them what she’s been working on.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 21

Mr. Geller: Wait, how do you zoom out? (zooms out and we see an extremely overweight Monica eating a big sandwich) There she is.

"Friends", season 4, episode 21

(Ross recognises her and goes over to the couch, mouthing ‘Oh my God’

"Friends", season 3, episode 5

Joey: That’s not gonna work out! Then she’s gonna come home all weepy and you’ll be tellin’ her, "Oh that’s okay. You’ll find someone." And then, bamn! She finds you!

"Friends", season 6, episode 3

Richard: The bedroom. Well it’s pretty much your typical... (opens the door as Monica hides under the covers, and quickly closes the door before his date can see the room.) bedroom.

"Friends", season 3, episode 13

[Scene: Ross and Rachel's hotel room, Rachel is still trying to get the ink off and Ross is on the phone to the company. Wait a minute, why exactly are they sharing a hotel room? Didn't they like break-up or something? Did I miss a memo? Or maybe, it's just foreshadowing things to come. Who knows? Maybe the answer's at the bottom of the page. Then again, maybe it isn't and it's just one of those things TV writers just don't explain. Anyhoo…]

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Wayne: C.H.E.E.S.E. is right here. (He puts on his headset, picks up the controller, and wheels C.H.E.E.S.E. in. C.H.E.E.S.E. is just a plain old robot on tracks; he kinda looks like No. 5 in the movie Short Circuit.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 21

Ross: Yeah, tell me about it. (He stands up, turns his back to Joey, and enjoys another sip.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 16

[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey is watching Quincy M.E. as Chandler is walking into the living room from his bedroom.]

"Friends", season 3, episode 21

Joey: That's it! I'm tired of covering for you two! This has got to stop! (Realizes he still has the underwear in his hand.) Ahh! (Throws them towards Chandler's room.) And tighty-whiteys! What are you, 8?

"Friends", season 5, episode 9

GRANDMOTHER: Oh, sure, yeah. [gets a box with the pictures] This is the one of you father in a meadow, and, uh, helping a little boy fly a kite, and here he is at a graduation. . . another graduation. . . another graduation.

"Friends", season 2, episode 9

Phoebe: Okay, I would ring the bell to distract him and then I would knock the gun out of his hand with a Chinese throwing star.

"Friends", season 7, episode 9

[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Joey is still bumming about cancellation of Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E.]

"Friends", season 7, episode 4

Ross: Oh, hey y'know, they-they really overcharge you for that stuff. (Rachel glares at him.) But who cares?! Because it's all on me! (Rachel reaches into the fridge and pulls out two handfuls of those mini booze bottles.) (Watching her.) That is, one big drink!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Ross: Hey! All that stuff you said about true love, you were right, I mean, we did learn a lot from Mom and Dad! And that picture of Chi-Chi with her mischievous grin. And what you said about Nana. Ohh, yeah she really would’ve wanted to be there. And you know what? I think she was.

"Friends", season 8, episode 18

Rachel: Well, maybe sometimes I find out things or I hear something and I pass that information on y'know kinda like a public service, it doesn't mean I'm a gossip. I mean, would you call Ted Kopel a gossip?

"Friends", season 5, episode 11

Joey: (at the urinal) Can you stop yellin'? You're makin' me nervous, and I can't go when I'm nervous.

"Friends", season 1, episode 14

(Ross shuts off the CD player. Marcel runs into the bedroom and slams the door.)

"Friends", season 1, episode 18

<Everyone is looking around and at Joey with looks of 'what?' on their faces>

"Friends", season 9, episode 8

Chandler: Then I got all needy and clingy.

"Friends", season 3, episode 4

Monica: No, those first two windows, (Points) that's the lobby. And y'know the other one over there, that's the stairway. You've been counting wrong.

"Friends", season 5, episode 17

[Cut to the casino, Monica is walking through it past the craps table when she notices a chip on the floor. She picks it up and heads to the table.]

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Rachel: Oh yes! Thank you very much! (She grabs a glass, takes a sip, and realizes what she just did. She then tries to spit the champagne back into the glass without Monica noticing. It doesn’t work.) Oh that’s-that’s actually how the French drink it.

"Friends", season 8, episode 1

Amy walks over to the couch and sits down next to Rachel: Ucch.  <pauses> Uchh <louder this time> In case you hadn't noticed, I'm not talking to you.

"Friends", season 9, episode 8

[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Joey is telling everyone about his impending termination at Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 21

[Scene: Mattress King, Monica and Phoebe are shopping for a new mattress.]

"Friends", season 3, episode 7

Monica: We're moving in a couple of days and we've got a lot of packing to do. It would be great if you guys could pitch in.

"Friends", season 10, episode 16

Monica: No Chandler, you don’t understand! (Chandler starts singing the theme for Sanford and Son, an old TV show starring Redd Fox.) Okay! Okay! Okay! Fine! Now you know. Okay? I’m y’know…I’m sick.

"Friends", season 8, episode 14

[Time Lapse, the gang is now watching Law & Order. By the way, the entire rest of the episode takes place in Monica and Rachel's apartment. Why are they called apartments when they're all stuck together? Something to think about.]

"Friends", season 5, episode 19

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica and Rachel are having a tug-of-war over the disputed candlesticks.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 4

[Scene: Rachel’s office, Chandler and Joanna are returning from their lunch date. He is telling her about her mascara problem. Rachel is already there.]

"Friends", season 3, episode 20

{Transcriber’s note: This is where the opening credits are, but they’re not the usual opening credits. Oh no! These credits are based on the world that would have been created had all of the above actually happened. It starts out with all of them at the fountain sitting on the couch as Fat Monica runs up and sits on the arm of the couch, tilting the whole thing towards her. It then goes on to show Rachel’s still a shop-aholic and with Barry. Fat Monica is sweating while cooking and dancing while eating a donut. Phoebe as the Wall Street shark smoking while on two cell phones. Then they’re dancing in the fountain. Joey entering as Dr. Drake Remoray and meeting a groupie. Chandler trying to write as a bird does its business on his shoulder and falling asleep while typing. Ross doing some kara-tay and trying to get Carol into bed. And finally, some more dancing in the fountain, them all flexing, and the turning out the lamp and shutting off all the lights bit from the first season. Just remember one thing, this is an alternate universe. Everything from every other episode doesn’t apply, for instance, Ross and Rachel have no history. And in fact have not seen each other in years in this world.}

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Ross: Look I-I don’t know what’s going on with you and your husband and what is hopefully an adult dog walker, look can I just say not all men are like that.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Monica: Oh, what a great argument, exhaling! All right, y'know what, I’ll prove it to you, okay. I’ll trade you Joey for Rachel, and I’ll still win the game.

"Friends", season 3, episode 9

Chandler: Oh, it would be you! You! Monica! And you'd get all the votes!

"Friends", season 5, episode 13

Rachel: Listen y’know what sir? For the last time, I don’t care what the computer says, we did not take a bag of Mashuga nuts from the mini-bar and we did not watch Dr. Do-Me-A-Little!

"Friends", season 8, episode 2

Ross: I had no idea. And that-that pillowcase thing, I thought you guys were just doing the flying nun.

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

Monica: Well, you’re making him a frieze salad with goat cheese and pine nuts, wild nuts, wild rice, roast asparagus, and salmon au croup.

"Friends", season 4, episode 18

Monica: Oh God Phoebe!! (Phoebe covers one ear.) Oh that’s it! That’s it! Right there! Oh! (Tries to cover the other ear.) Ooooh-oooh-ooooh… (Covers both ears and continues the massage with her elbows.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 14

Chandler: (after they've left) Okay, did you see that?! With the inappropriate and the pinching!!

"Friends", season 7, episode 21

Monica: No!! Why didn’t you make a copy and-and keep it in a fireproof box and keep it at least a hundred yards from the original?!!

"Friends", season 7, episode 3

Joey: You may not kiss the bride. So, I guess by the powers vested in my by the state of New York and the Internet guys, I now pronounce you husband and wife. Oh wait! Do you take each other?

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is making candy while Chandler and Rachel are taste testing and Joey is on the couch doodling.]

"Friends", season 7, episode 9

[Scene: The Hospital. Erica is moaning and about to give birth. Monica, Chandler, a nurse and a doctor are there with her.]

"Friends", season 10, episode 17

Rachel: I can't believe this. All I wanted to do was help you try to figure out what to do with your life and this is how you repay me?

"Friends", season 10, episode 5

(A woman with a steel drum and a guy with a xylophone start playing an instrumental version of "Can't Help Falling In Love" by Elvis Presley. A bridesmaid and a groomsman walk down the isle. Next are Rachel and Ross, who carries Chappy in his arms.)

"Friends", season 10, episode 12

Joey: Okay. Then I guess I have dry eyes and a scratchy throat for no reason.

"Friends", season 10, episode 14

(The triplets scream and run amok in the coffeehouse.)

"Friends", season 10, episode 2

Ross: Oh absolutely! It has been in my family for generations, and every bride who has worn it has had a long and happy life.

"Friends", season 4, episode 22

Phoebe: Yeah! It really has been great too, you know, some of this people must have seen me play before because they were requesting a bunch of my songs! Yeah, "You suck" and "shut up and go home".

"Friends", season 9, episode 19

Phoebe: Oh. (Picks it up.) It’s just so unexpected! I…I uh…Boy I’ll tell you it’s just such an honor to be nominated for a Nobel Prize and y’know to win one for a massage. Especially after having just won a Tony award for best actress in…

"Friends", season 7, episode 18

Ross: It’s just I always thought when I had another kid it would be different. Now I-I love Ben, but every time I have to drop him off at Carol and Susan’s, it’s like—It breaks my heart a little. I mean I’ve always had this picture of me and my next wife in bed on Sunday and, my kid comes running in and leaps up onto the bed. And we all read the paper together. Y’know? Maybe fight over the science section.

"Friends", season 8, episode 5

Chandler: I didn't get to the bathroom. I bumped into Owen on the way, and he didn't know he was adopted. And there's a slight chance I may have told him.

"Friends", season 10, episode 2

Chandler: Yes, but I just had one. Two. Two tiny cigarettes. Okay, five. A pack. Two pack�a�a carton. Three big fat cartons in two days. (How many cigarettes are there in one pack and how many packs in one carton in the US?) But it�s over, I made a decision, I�m not gonna smoke anymore.

"Friends", season 9, episode 5

Rachel: Remember?! We—come on both had the sarongs on, and we had the-the coconut bikini tops…

"Friends", season 7, episode 20

Ross: Look at it this way: you dumped her. Right? I mean, this woman was unbelievably sexy, and beautiful, intelligent, unattainable... Tell me why you did this again?

"Friends", season 1, episode 6

[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica and Chandler are entering carrying groceries and find Phoebe already there standing in front of a huge object that has been gift wrapped.]

"Friends", season 8, episode 12

Monica: They've only been going out for a few weeks and Phoebe is completely hung up on Mike! She'll say "No", David's heart will be broken, it will be too hard for them to recover from and then Phoebe will end up alone again.

"Friends", season 9, episode 23

[Scene: The Broom Closet, Ross has picked up a vacuum and is holding it at the door.]

"Friends", season 1, episode 23

Phoebe: Of course, yeah.(they hug and Phoebe sighs... a little after that also David sighs and makes his way to the door) You know, a kiss on the cheek wouldn't be totally inappropriate...

"Friends", season 9, episode 6

[Scene: Richard’s Apartment, Monica is looking around and notices an African mask hanging on the wall.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Chandler: Here! (Hands him one. Joey adds it up and discovers that he was right.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 22

[Cut to another part of the building. We see Marcel jump in through a window and run down some stairs, then Chandler and Joey come down from the upper floor without noticing.]

"Friends", season 1, episode 19

Larry: Maybe uh, Vunda could give me her number and I can ask her to dinner sometime.

"Friends", season 5, episode 7