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'AND' in a movie sentence | examples for 'AND' from movies

Chandler: Yep! From now on its gonna be the four of you guys and me and the misses. The little woman. The wife. The old ball and chain.

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Chandler: The young hot ball and chain.

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Ross: Okay! You guys are getting married tomorrow and-and I couldn’t be more thrilled for both of you, but as Monica’s older brother I-I have to tell you this. If you ever hurt my little sister, if you ever cause her any unhappiness of any kind, I will hunt you down, and kick your ass! (Chandler laughs.) What? I’m-I’m-I’m serious! (Chandler laughs harder.) Come—Hey! Dude! Stop it! Okay? I’m-I’m not kidding here!

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Chandler: (smiling) Hey, I hear what your saying, okay? And, thanks for the warning.

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, the girls are having breakfast.]

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Joey: (entering) Hey! You guys! Remember that audition I had a while ago and didn’t get the part?

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Joey: Well anyway, the guy they wanted backed out and now they want me! I start shooting today!

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[Scene: Pier 59 Studios, Joey is in costume and standing at the craft services table. He checks his pockets and finds some prop coins in a pouch, which he replaces with some cookies.]

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The Director: Okay, all right. Let’s do it. (He walks off.) And…Action!

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Richard: Forget the platoon! The platoon is gone! (He is spitting on the hard Ps and Ts.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Richard: No, we still have food in the basement! I saw potatoes and some dry pasta!

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Richard: We may not have any weapons, but we still have food. In the basement I saw potatoes and some dry pasta, and a few tins of tuna! (Joey backs away and wipes his face again.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica is standing in the kitchen ready to leave for the rehearsal dinner.]

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Chandler: (entering from the bedroom) Okay. Here’s a question you never have to ask. My dad just called and wanted to know if he could borrow one of your pearl necklaces.

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Chandler: Yeah. Y’know I keep thinking that something stupid is gonna come up and I’ll go all…Chandler. But nothing has.

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(She exits and as Chandler picks up his coat, the phone rings and the answering machine gets it.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Monica: (voice on answering machine) Hi! If you’re calling before Saturday, you’ve reached Monica and Chandler. But if you’re calling after Saturday, you’ve reached Mr. and Mrs. Bing! Please leave a message for the Bings!

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

(Chandler freaks out and loosens his tie.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

[Scene: The Rehearsal Dinner, Chandler and Monica are greeting guests as they arrive. A woman enters.]

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

(Phoebe and Rachel walk up.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Chandler: Mr. and Mrs. Bing! (Walks away.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Ross: Well I…I told him that if he ever hurt you I would hunt him down and kick his ass! (The girls all laugh.) What?! What?! What is the matter with everybody?! I am serious! I would kick his ass! (The laugh harder.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

(Chandler’s Mom enters and Chandler meets her by the door.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Mrs. Bing: Oh honey! This is so exciting! I thought we screwed you up so bad this day would never come. Oh and just think. Soon there’ll be lots of little Bings. (He freaks out and loosens the tie again.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

(Monica and her parents walk up.)

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Monica: Mrs. Bing? Here, these are my parents umm, Judy and Jack Geller.

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(Mr. and Mrs. Geller start to walk away.)

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Chandler: Oh my God! (He and Monica walk away.)

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[Cut to Mr. and Mrs. Geller talking to Ross.]

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Ross: Thanks you guys. (Walks away happily and his parents smile.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Monica: Oh, Rach! Rach! Umm hey, could you do me a favor and would talk to Chandler’s dad and try to keep him away from Chandler’s mom?

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Rachel: Man in the black dress… (Monica walks away and Rachel looks around to find a woman in a black dress.) (To her) Hi! I’m Rachel! I’m a friend of Monica and Chandler’s!

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Ross: Dad…dad, please! As I was saying umm, I’m Dr. Ross Geller. Uhh, and I’m the best man. And uh, this marriage is doubly special for me umm, because not only is the groom my best friend but uh, the bride is my little sister. And, she’s the greatest sister a guy could ask for. So if you’d all please join me in raising a glass to the, the couple we’re here to celebrate. (Everyone does so.) To the Bings.

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

(Everyone clinks glasses and Chandler freaks out again.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica, Phoebe, and Rachel are in the kitchen.]

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Monica: Y’know what? You’re right, I’m sorry. Actually you were a big help tonight. Yeah, and thanks for putting my grandmother in the cab and making sure she got to the hotel safely.

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Joey is wearing sunglasses and as he exits his bedroom, Ross enters the apartment.]

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Ross: And if I remember correctly, Ray Ban was the official sponsor of World War I!

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Ross: (going up to Rachel’s closed door) Chandler? (He opens the door and looks inside and doesn’t see him.) Chandler? (He checks the bathroom and still doesn’t find him. He then finds a note on the counter. He picks it up and reads it.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Phoebe and Rachel are in the kitchen as there is a knock on the door. Rachel answers it.]

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Phoebe: (walking up) What’s up? (Rachel hands her the note and she reads it.) Tell Monica I’m sorry. (Pause) Tell her yourself!

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

[Scene: The Hallway, Ross, Phoebe, and Rachel are discussing the note.]

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Ross: I think it means he freaked out and left!

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Phoebe: Don’t be so negative! Good God! Isn’t it possible that Sorry is sitting in there (Joey and Rachel’s apartment) right now?!

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Ross: Look—Okay, I’m just gonna—I’m gonna have to go find him and bring him back! Okay? You-you make sure Monica does not find out, okay?

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Phoebe: (pointing at Ross) Okay but if you don’t find him and bring him back, I am gonna hunt you down and kick your ass!

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

(Ross laughs and Phoebe points harder.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

(He’s still spitting and Joey holds his script in front of his face.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Joey: Okay uh, look I know you’re a great actor, okay? And you play all those Shakespeare guys and stuff…

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Richard: That’s what real actors do! Annunciation is the mark of a good actor! And when you enunciate, you spit! (Spits on the t)

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Mr. Geller: And if you see Rita Moreno, let her know I’m looking for her.

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(Ross points at him and exits.)

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[Scene: The Movie Set, Richard and Joey are doing a scene.]

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(Joey and Richard both wipe their faces and are given towels.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Richard: Oh you’re awesome! And, in that last speech? You soaked me.

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, the next morning, Rachel and Phoebe are eating breakfast.]

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Monica: (entering from her room, excitedly) I’m getting married today!!! (She trips and falls.) (Getting up) I think I just cracked a rib. But I don’t care because today’s my wedding day! My day is finally here!! (Runs back into her room.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Rachel: God! Don’t—We can’t let her start getting ready! This is too awful! Oh God, but wait she’ll be in the gown and then he won’t show up and then she’s gonna have to take off the gown…

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

(Phoebe reaches into the trash can, pulls one out, and hands it to Rachel.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Rachel: Oh, I mean she’s gonna be at the wedding waiting for him and people will be whispering, "Oh that poor girl." Y’know? Then she’ll have to come back here and live all alone.

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Phoebe: There was a pregnancy test in the garbage, and it’s positive. Monica’s pregnant. (Rachel covers her mouth.) So I guess she won’t be totally alone.

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

[Scene: Monica and Chandler’s bathroom, the scene is continued from earlier.]

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Phoebe: Oh God, this is turning into the worst wedding day ever! The bride is pregnant. The groom is missing. And I’m still holding this. (She throws the test back into the trash.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Ross is just hanging up the phone as Rachel and Phoebe enter.]

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Phoebe: Ross, you’re tired. You’ve been looking all night. And clearly you suck at this.

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

(Phoebe and Ross go to look for Chandler and Rachel enters Monica and Chandler’s.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Monica: Hey! Okay, so I thought we’d start with my make up and then do my hair.

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Joey: Excuse me, Aaron? (The director turns around.) Hi! Umm, I have a little problem with the schedules. Originally, I wasn’t supposed to work today, and I have this wedding that I really have to be at. It’s my best friend’s, and I’m officiating so I really can’t work past four.

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

The Director: Look Joey, there’s nothing I can do. Besides, you’re probably gonna be out by four anyway. We’ve just got one short scene. It’s just you and Richard, and God knows he’s a pro. You’ll be fine. (Walks away and sees Richard entering.) Morning Richard.

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

[Scene: A Street, Phoebe and Ross are exiting a pizza place.]

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Chandler: Panicking! And using the Internet to try to prove that I’m related to Monica. How is she?

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Ross: She’s fine. She doesn’t know you’re gone. And she doesn’t have to know, okay? Now come on, we’re going home.

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Chandler: The Bings have horrible marriages! They yell. They fight. And they use the pool boy as a pawn in their sexual games!

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Ross: Chandler, have you ever put on a black cocktail dress and asked me up to your hotel room?

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Chandler: It’s not just their marriage! I mean, look at yours. Look at everybody’s! The only person that can make marriage work is Paul Newman! And I’ve met me; I am not Paul Newman. I don’t race cars! I don’t make popcorn! None of my proceeds go to charity.

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Ross: Y’know, okay. You’re right. It is huge. So why don’t we take it just a little bit at a time? Okay? Umm, forget getting married for a sec; just forget about it. Can you just come home and take a shower?

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Ross: (interrupting him) Yeah—No-but-but-but-but! We’re just gonna go home and take a shower. Now, that’s not scary right?

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Rachel is still trying to stall Monica.]

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Rachel: The nights are the hardest. (Checks her watch.) But then the day comes! And that’s every bit as hard as the night. And then the night comes again…

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Monica: (interrupting) The days and nights are hard! I get it! Okay? Look umm, Rachel I’m sorry! I have to start getting ready! I’m getting married today!

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

(Monica goes into the bathroom and Rachel thinks quickly.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Rachel: Oh good God! I’ve fallen down! (She trips and falls.)

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Rachel: Okay. All right. (Gets up.) Honey listen. When I tell you what I’m about to tell you, I need you to remember that we are all here for you and that we love you.

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Rachel: We can’t find Chandler…(Phoebe sticks her head and motions that they found Chandler)—‘s vest. We can’t find Chandler’s vest.

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

(Monica goes into the bathroom and Phoebe and Rachel breathe a sigh of relief.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

[Scene: The Movie Set, Joey and Richard are in the middle of a scene. They are both holding swords.]

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

(Richard thrusts, misses Joey by several feet and Joey screams in pain and drops to his knees.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Joey: Look, my best friends are getting married in like an hour. Okay? And I’m the minister. Please! Please! Can you pull it together?

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Richard: Now, that can be arranged! (He brings his sword back and drops it, causing it to fly over the wall.) Slippery little bugger!

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

[Scene: The Hotel, Monica’s room, Mr. and Mrs. Bing are staring at each other while Phoebe looks on.]

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

(Rachel and Mrs. Geller enter.)

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(The phone rings and Rachel answers it.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Joey: Hey! Don’t you hang up on me! I’ll marry you and me right now! I have the power!

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

(Chandler goes out into the hall and lights up a cigarette.)

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(He hears Phoebe and Rachel coming and hides in the ice machine room.)

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Rachel: Well Phoebe, we gotta do something! (They turn the corner.) Well, y’know. I mean there’s no way Joey’s gonna make it in time. So I’m gonna through the hotel and see if there’s any other weddings going on.

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

(They head in separate directions and Chandler emerges and he’s so shocked that his cigarette is hanging from his lip.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

[Scene: The Hotel, Rachel is walking through the ballroom area and comes upon the sign for the Anastassakis/Papasifakis wedding.]

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Rachel: Anastassakis/Papasifakis wedding, excellent! {It’s a good thing Jennifer Aniston is Greek, because she had to pronounce those names. Luckily for me, they were written on a sign.}(The happy couple emerges.) Congratulations. (To the best man and maid of honor) Mazel Tov! (The rabbi emerges.) Hi! Oh, great hat. (He’s wearing an interesting hat and she takes him over to talk.) Listen umm, I need you to perform another wedding. Can you do that?

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Rachel: Yeah! Yeah. They’re…they’re-they’re my friends, uh, Monica Stephanopolus and uh, and Chandler Acidofolus.

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

[Scene: Monica’s Hotel Room, Chandler and Monica’s parents and Phoebe are there as Ross enters.]

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Ross: He-he was with me umm, we’re playing a little game, y’know? Hide and seek.

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Phoebe: Oh my God! Why would you play hide and seek with someone you know is a flight risk?!

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

The Director: I’m sorry Joey, as long as he’s here and he’s conscious we’re still shooting.

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

(He walks away and Joey does Ross’s fist thing. He then enters Richard’s dressing room, to find Richard cutting his steak with his sword.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Richard: Oh, thank you. You’re welcome. (He stands up, staggers to the couch, and starts to lie down.)

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Joey: No-no-no! We gotta go! Come on! (Joey picks him up in a fireman’s carry and carries him out.) Here we go.

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(And as Joey walks out the door, Richard grabs a bottle of Scotch, just as the door closes and carries it with him.)

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[Scene: The Hotel, Phoebe and Ross are looking for Chandler.]

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(Ross runs over and tackles him.)

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Chandler: Yeah, I heard you and Rachel talking.

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Ross: Oh my God. Oh my God! And you’re-you’re…you’re not freaking out?

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Phoebe and Ross: Cigarettes?!!

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Chandler: Big picture please! So I was in the gift shop, and that’s when I uh, saw this. (He holds up a little, tiny baby jumper that reads I (heart) New York.) Yeah, y’know what? I thought anything that can fit into this, can’t be scary.

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Chandler: But come on, look at how cute and small this is! So I got it to give Monica so she’d know I was okay.

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

[Scene: The moment we waited for has finally arrived. It’s time for Monica and Chandler’s wedding. We’ve got violins playing Every Breath You Take, we’ve got guests seated, and Chandler starts walking down the aisle with his parents on either arm.]

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

(He walks up onto the altar and notices the rabbi.)

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(Ross walks down the aisle with Phoebe and Rachel on his arms.)

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Mrs. Geller: Not that old crow, my mother. (They stop and she kisses Monica on the cheek.) Congratulations darling.

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Mr. Geller: I love you sweetheart. (He kisses her and they sit down.)

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(They both step up onto the altar and she notices the rabbi.)

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Joey: (entering) That’s my line! (He walks up the aisle and to the rabbi) I can take it from here, thanks. (To all) Dearly beloved, I’m sorry I’m a little late. You may be confused by this now, (He’s still in costume) but you won’t be Memorial Day weekend 2002. Well, let’s get started before the groom takes off again. Huh? (Monica is shocked and looks around.) We are gathered here today, to join this man and this woman in the bonds of holy matrimony. I’ve known Monica and Chandler for a long time, and I can not imagine two people more perfect for each other. And now, as I’ve left my notes in my dressing room. We shall proceed to the vows. Monica?

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Monica: Chandler, for so long I…I wondered if I would ever find my prince, my soul mate. Then three years ago, at another wedding I turned to a friend for comfort. And in stead, I found everything that I’d ever been looking for my whole life. And now…here we are…with our future before us…and I only want to spend it with you, my prince, my soul mate, my friend. Unless you don’t want to. You go!

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Chandler: (To Ross) No, that’s okay. (Ross nods and retreats.) Monica I thought this was going to be the most difficult thing I ever gonna had to do. But when I saw you walking down that aisle I realized how simple it was. I love you. Any surprises that come our way it’s okay, because I will always love you. You are the person I was meant to spend the rest of my life with. You wanna know if I’m sure? (He leans in and kisses her.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Joey: You may not kiss the bride. So, I guess by the powers vested in my by the state of New York and the Internet guys, I now pronounce you husband and wife. Oh wait! Do you take each other?

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

(Chandler and Monica both turn, take the rings from Ross and Rachel respectively, and place them on each other’s fingers.)

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Joey: We good? Yeah? Good? Once again, I pronounce you husband and wife. (To Chandler) Now kiss her again.

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

(They kiss and everyone applauds.)

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Chandler: (To Monica) I love you. And I know about the baby.

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[Cut to Phoebe and Rachel.]

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Phoebe: Oh and they’re gonna have a baby.

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

(The camera zooms in on Rachel who has a very worried and frightened look on her face and she slowly takes a deep breath.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Joey's Date: Ew, y’know what? One time I saw this guy from behind and he seemed like a totally normal guy and then he turned around and it was Stephan Baldwin!

"Friends", season 8, episode 12

FBOB: I needed to buy a hammer the other night, and I'm out walkin' around the neighborhood but apparently there are no hardware stores open past midnight in the Village.

"Friends", season 2, episode 10

Phoebe: Wow! And hey, it’s cool if you’re a lesbian! (Gives her a thumbs up)

"Friends", season 4, episode 3

Joey: (Whispering.) Pisst, Monica. Alright, we really need to start looking out for Rachel. I’ll cover the front door. You watch that big hole at the back of the building and I got Chandler covering Ross.

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

[Cut to Monica and Rachel’s apartment, all are there.]

"Friends", season 4, episode 3

Monica, Chandler, Phoebe, and Rachel: Oh yeah, I totally agree.

"Friends", season 4, episode 3

[Scene: The delivery room, everyone except Rachel is there. Phoebe, Monica, and Ross are holding the babies.]

"Friends", season 5, episode 3

[Scene: The Geller’s Kitchen, Monica and Phoebe are still cooking.]

"Friends", season 4, episode 3

[Cut to Monica and Rachel’s, they’re all there playing cards.]

"Friends", season 4, episode 3

Phoebe: Okay, don’t panic. I’m gonna go to the store, I’m gonna get you another set of nails, no one’s gonna know, and you’re gonna look great. (She runs over to get her coat.) Oh! Oh, it’s ‘cause they’re gonna eat—that’s the problem.

"Friends", season 4, episode 3

[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey is scrapping gum off the table as there is a knock on the door. He goes over and opens it.]

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Phoebe: And! Whoever finds it wins the prize!

"Friends", season 4, episode 3

[Scene: The beach house, Chandler is simulating he’s coming to pick up Monica for a date. Chandler knocks on the door, and Monica answers it.]

"Friends", season 3, episode 25

Monica: (interrupting) No! You have lasagnas! (Storms out and an awkward silence follows.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 3

Chandler: Okay. But if you don’t come back soon, (She leaves and closes the door) there’s pretty much nothing I can do about it!

"Friends", season 4, episode 3

Luisa: (Out of shot) Here, monkey. Here, monkey! Here, monkey! (Marcel runs to the door and into Luisa's cage, which she slams shut) Gotcha.

"Friends", season 1, episode 19

Joanna: Oh great! I’ll keep it in my butt with your nose. (She grabs the cookie and walks out.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 3

(Rachel and Sophie both back out and close the door without saying anything.

"Friends", season 4, episode 3

[Scene: The beach house, Phoebe is coming down the stairs all packed and ready to go.]

"Friends", season 4, episode 1

Rachel: When she sees that you’re gone, she’s gonna know that I let you out, and that I was in here, and I’m gonna get fired!

"Friends", season 4, episode 3

The Salesman: And?

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(She exits and Phoebe goes over and sits down at the machine that works your shoulders and tries to do one, which she does, easily.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 3

Phoebe: Okay, umm, if a kid gets straight A’s, his parents would say, "Yeah, he pulled a Monica." Y'know? Or a fireman saves a baby, and they go, "Yeah I know, he pulled a Monica." Or someone hits a homerun and the announcer says, "Yeah, that one’s outta here." Though some things don’t change.

"Friends", season 4, episode 3

Phoebe: No but, why does that have to be a bad thing. Just change what it means. Y'know? Go down there and prove your Mother wrong. Finish the job you were hired to do, and we’ll call that pulling a Monica.

"Friends", season 4, episode 3

Chandler: Hey, look, you’re in trouble either way! Okay? If she comes back and sees me locked to this instead of the chair, she’s gonna know you were in here. So you might as well just let me go.

"Friends", season 4, episode 3

Phoebe: Wow! My breasts are really strong. (She goes and joins Monica.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 3

(They both continue on and Ross meows like a cat.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

(She closes the door and puts his tie into his mouth as a gag.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 3

Chandler: I’m gonna say this for the last time. Would you please just… (He moves his arm which opens the drawer and hits in the back of the head, which proves his point.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 3

[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey is now reading the ‘V’ book, with the salesman watching.]

"Friends", season 4, episode 3

[Scene: Joanna’s office, Rachel and Chandler are still negotiating.]

"Friends", season 4, episode 3

Joey: And a 50. (The salesman stops suddenly) Huh, these must be Chandler’s pants.

"Friends", season 4, episode 3

Rachel: I ah, will buy and wrap all of your Christmas gifts.

"Friends", season 4, episode 3

Rachel: And the fact that you were jeopardising my career never entered your mind?!

"Friends", season 4, episode 3

Phoebe: Hello, tiny embryos. Well, I’m-I’m Phoebe Buffay, hi! I’m-I’m-I’m hoping to be your uterus for the next nine months. You should know, that we’re doing this for Frank and Alice, who you know, you’ve been there! Umm, y’know they want you so much, so when you guys get in there, really grab on. Okay, and-and I promise that I’ll keep you safe and warm until you’re ready to have them take you home, so… Oh! And also, umm next time you see me, I’m screaming, don’t worry, that’s what’s supposed to happen.

"Friends", season 4, episode 12

Monica: And you?

"Friends", season 4, episode 3

Rachel: Oh, I called them. And when they ask me what I saw, I can be very generous (Holds her hands far apart) or very (In a high pitched voice) stingy.

"Friends", season 4, episode 3

Monica: So if everyone liked it, and you liked it, that would make this a success. Which would make you…

"Friends", season 4, episode 3

Joey, Rachel, and Ross: Hey!

"Friends", season 4, episode 3

(She motions for them to come closer, they lean in and she whispers what Rachel told her. The guys both lean back laughing.]

"Friends", season 4, episode 3

Mrs. Geller: Yes, well I was wrong, and I have to say you really impressed me today.

"Friends", season 4, episode 3

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe is there as Monica enters carrying a huge stack of newspapers.]

"Friends", season 4, episode 9

Woman At The Wedding: Oh! Of course. (Ross and Chandler pose and she takes the picture.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 2

(She goes back and forth, not sure what to do first, put the bagel down or grab the key. She finally puts the bagel down and grabs the key and goes over to unlock Joanna.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 3

Chandler: 99...100! Ready or not, here I come! (He opens his eyes and sees that the chick and the duck are still sitting in front of him) All right, let's go over the concept one more time.

"Friends", season 4, episode 5

Joey: How about zero down and zero a month for a long, long time?

"Friends", season 4, episode 3

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the gang is there eating breakfast. Chandler is cleaning out his wallet.]

"Friends", season 4, episode 4

Rachel: Well, I thought you liked doing it. (Rachel starts out the door and stops.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 4

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the game is coming to a close.]

"Friends", season 4, episode 12

[Cut to Monica and Rachel’s apartment as Rachel returns in tears.]

"Friends", season 4, episode 4

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Continued from earlier, Rachel is now telling everyone of her experience in the garbage room.]

"Friends", season 4, episode 4

Monica: God! If you’re gonna cry about it! (She grabs the box and goes to through it out.]

"Friends", season 4, episode 4

Joey: Hey, wouldn't be cool if our duck and chick had a little baby? We could call it Chuck.

"Friends", season 3, episode 23

Joey: (in a very aaaaahhhhh sweeeeeet voice) Aaahhh, look at you two... holding hands... huh is this getting serious? (Phoebe and Mike, embarrassed, start babbling and look away.) Have you not talked about it yet? (They say nothing now, but smile) Am I making you uncomfortable? (smiles are becoming forced now, and he speaks to Mike) If you were bigger you'd hit me, huh...? Aaaaaahhhhhh (he turns away to the bar)

"Friends", season 9, episode 6

Joey: I’m gonna go down there and teach that guy a lesson.

"Friends", season 4, episode 4

Ross: Wait a minute, is it because Joey and I didn’t invite him to that Knicks game a couple of weeks ago?

"Friends", season 6, episode 23

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe is entering carry a large box, Monica is mopping the ceiling.]

"Friends", season 3, episode 16

[Scene: Treeger’s apartment, Joey knocks on the door and Treeger opens it.]

"Friends", season 4, episode 4

Ross: You need me to go down there with you and hold your hand?

"Friends", season 4, episode 4

Mr. Treeger:: And tell him what?

"Friends", season 4, episode 4

Rachel: What did you get her? (Joey opens up a rectangular black box and holds up a pen.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 6

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier, everyone is still eating breakfast.]

"Friends", season 4, episode 4

Phoebe: Yeah, well, everybody does! I’m a really cool person. And y'know you had 29 years to find that out, but you didn’t even try! Y'know what, you walked out on me, and I’m just, I’m gonna do the same thing to you.

"Friends", season 4, episode 1

Phoebe: Oh, my first massage today is this incredibly gorgeous guy, and every time I see him I just want to do things to him that I’m not allowed to charge for.

"Friends", season 4, episode 4

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Chandler and Monica are there and Rachel is arranging a bouquet of flowers, pricks her finger on a thorn, throws the bouquet over her head, and those you who are quicker than some already know that Monica is the one who catches it.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 1

Phoebe: Hey, you know what might help you deal with it? Think of it this way, you and Emily are in the past and you can't be mad about the past. So are you still mad about the Louisiana Purchase?

"Friends", season 5, episode 12

Monica: Now Joey, you go down there and you suck up to him. I mean you suck like you’ve never sucked before!

"Friends", season 4, episode 4

[Scene: Chandler’s gym, He and Ross are there to cancel his membership.]

"Friends", season 4, episode 4

Ross: No! And I’m not gonna be, so you can save you little speech.

"Friends", season 4, episode 4

Frannie: Oh, I hate you, I'm pushing my Aunt Roz through Parrot Jungle and you're having sex!  So? Who?

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey and Chandler are showing a couple of guys (Tony and Peter) the entertainment center.]

"Friends", season 4, episode 2

Chandler: (He turns to Ross and Ross makes a ‘Be strong’ sound.) I wanna quit the gym.

"Friends", season 4, episode 4

JOEY: Aw, man I'm sorry (starts rubbing Chandler's shoulder). This must be very tough for ya, huh (and starts comfroting him looking for a kiss).

"Friends", season 2, episode 24

Rachel: Yes! And he said really mean things that were only partly true.

"Friends", season 4, episode 4

Joey: Please don’t kick Monica and Rachel out, this wasn’t there fault, it was mine.

"Friends", season 4, episode 4

Phoebe: Oh. (She goes to work, and her head slowly drops out of view.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 4

Joey: No you can’t do that, where would the chick and the duck live?

"Friends", season 4, episode 4

[Scene: Central Perk, Joey is telling Monica and Rachel what he has to do.]

"Friends", season 4, episode 4

Joey: (jumping up in a hole that he is digging, he is shoulder deep) Hey, you guys! Take a look at this! (Chandler and Monica jump up and go over to the hole.) Check this baby out, dug me a hole!

"Friends", season 4, episode 1

(Chandler and Ross enter)

"Friends", season 4, episode 4

Ross: And that’s funny, why?

"Friends", season 4, episode 4

(Chandler and Ross both laugh)

"Friends", season 4, episode 4

Rachel: Oh, umm, I was just y’know working out and umm… Oh, that’s it.

"Friends", season 4, episode 4

Ross: And that’s not against your oath?!

"Friends", season 4, episode 4

Phoebe: No, I know! I-I’m sorry, but the moment I touch him, I just wanna throw out my old oath and take a new, dirty one.

"Friends", season 4, episode 4

Joey: Yeah. And speaking of volcanoes, man are they a violent igneous rock formation.

"Friends", season 4, episode 3

[Scene: Treeger’s apartment, Joey knocks and Mr. Treeger opens the door.]

"Friends", season 4, episode 4

(Joey does so, and they both start dancing. Treeger tries to spin Joey, but ends up throwing him into the door.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 4

(The gang is now eaves dropping in on the conversation, and is shocked.)

"Friends", season 3, episode 24

[Cut to Joanna’s outer office, where Rachel and Sophie work. They are both coming back from lunch.]

"Friends", season 4, episode 3

Joey: Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Like-like when I’m doing something exciting and I don’t wanna get too excited, I just ahh, y’know try to thing of other things like ah sandwiches, and ah baseball, and ah Chandler!

"Friends", season 4, episode 4

[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey and Chandler have trading the entertainment center for the canoe. Joey is sitting in the bow, staring off into space as to envision his future full of possibilities. Chandler is sitting at the stern, staring into space and is looking at an uncertain future.]

"Friends", season 4, episode 2

Chandler: No-no-no-no-no-no-no!! I can’t get myself right out of them! You must have me confused with the Amazing Chandler!! Come on, you have to unlock me, she could be gone for hours, and I’m cold, and (Stops and looks up the skirt on a statue behind Joanna’s desk.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 3

Monica: Well, next time your massaging him, you should try and distract yourself.

"Friends", season 4, episode 4

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel and Monica are sitting at the table as Joey enters.]

"Friends", season 4, episode 4

(Janice starts to breath into it and sucks in the reciept, and then spits it out.)

"Friends", season 3, episode 8

[Scene: Ross and Chandler’s bank, they are there to close their accounts.]

"Friends", season 4, episode 4

Joey, Chander, and Ross: Sorry.

"Friends", season 1, episode 22

Monica: Oh, about five minutes. Right now they’re interviewing his opponent. Apparently he trains by going to Iran and pulling the arms off thieves.

"Friends", season 3, episode 24

Rachel: Ummm. Oh! I’m sorry. (She grabs the box and offers him a piece.) It’s a little old but…

"Friends", season 4, episode 4