words in movies
[Scene: Joeys sisters house, Chandler hits himself on the head three times and knocks on the door three times. Joey answers it.]
Mark: Here, let me. (answers phone) Rachel Green's line, how may I help you?
Rachel: No! I'm sorry, honey, it's just that last week I got all but three answers and I really want to finish a whole one without any help.
(The phone rings and Chandler answers it.)
Emily: I wish I could know if youd heard any of that. I suppose Ive either just told you I love you or given my neighbours a good laugh. Mrs. Newman if youre listening, bugger off this in none of your business. I suppose theres not much chance you did heard that, and theres the call waiting so, I should go. Oh well. (Answers the call waiting.) Hello.
(The phone rings and Rachel answers)
Rachel: Oh. (they knock at the next door, Mr. Heckles answers) Hi. We just found this cat and we're looking for the owner.
(Phone rings. Monica answers it.)
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, 3:02 A.M., Chandler is up. There's a knock on the door and Chandler answers it.]
Joey: And again, and again, and again... (phone rings, he answers) Hello? (hands phone to Chandler) And again.
[Scene: Carol and Susan's, there's a knock on the door and Carol answers it to Ross.]
(Door buzzer goes off. Rachel answers it.)
[Scene: Dr. Burke's apartment. Dr. Burke answers the door for Phoebe and Monica.]
[Monica answers the door. Its Fun Bobby.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Monica answers the door and lets her parents in. They are carrying boxes.]
Phoebe: Yeah. (phone rings and Phoebe answers it) Hello. (listens) Oh my God, I totally forgot! (listens) Well cant someone else do it. (listens) But, I have company. (listens) Yeah, no look, thats all right Ill come in. (hangs up phone) Um, Frank, Im really sorry but I have to go to work. Its-its one of my regulars and hes insisting that I do um.
ROSS: Well, I uh, I can't seem to find the monkey I donated last year. He's a capuchan, answers to the name Marcel.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Chandler and Phoebe are sitting at the couch. Ross is sitting at the table and answers the phone.]
[Scene: Chandler and Eddie's apartment. Chandler is there. There's a knock at the door. He answers it to see a young woman holding a fishtank.]
Ross: My son? Pretty serious. (Theres a knock on the door and Ross answers it.) Oh hey Katie! (The cashier from before) What uh, what are you doing here?
Monica: (walking around with her headset still on) OK LET'S GET THESE CHAIRS OUT HERE! Gunther, hit the Christmas lights. (He does so and the lights above the chairs light up. Monica looks satisfied) Okay, who left the ice sculpture (picks up a piece of ice from the ground) ON THE STEAM GRATE? (nobody answers)
(Monica answers the door)
Phoebe: I'll get it, okay. (answers phone) Hi, Monica and Rachel's. (listens) Yeah, just a second, can I ask who's calling. (to Monica) Oh, ew, it's Michelle! Ew! She, she must have that Caller Id thing. You should get that.
MONICA: [answers the door] Dr. Greene. Oh my God it's Rachel's dad. What're you doing here?
[knock at the door, Monica answers to see Mrs. Greene]
[Eddie tries his key and it won't work. He knocks and Chandler answers the door. He's got the door chained.]
(There is a knock on the door, Phoebe answers it, its Mr. Heckles)
Phoebe: Oh. (goes and answers the door and there is this huge black delievery guy.)
Monica: Joey, put that down! (the phone rings) Oh my God! It's Pete. Okay, get out!! How the hell do you answer a video-phone! (steps in front of it, and automatically answers it)
(The phone rings and Rachel answers it.)
Joey: We can't, alright? (To the women) We're sorry. You have no idea how sorry, but... We promised we'd find this monkey. If you see him, he's about yea high and answers to the name Marcel, so if we could get some pictures of you, you'd really be helping us out.
(Theres a knock on the door and Chandler answers it.)
[Scene: The beach house, Chandler is simulating hes coming to pick up Monica for a date. Chandler knocks on the door, and Monica answers it.]
Ross: Okay, each team will answer ten questions. The first team that answers the most questions wins. Okay, the categories are, Fears and Pet Peeves, Ancient History, Literature, and Its All Relative. Now, the coin toss to see who goes first. (He flips the coin and they all watch it hit the table and stop. Then they all look up at him, to see who goes first.) Okay, somebody call it this time.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's erm, Chandler and Joey's, later that same night. There is a knock on the door and Chandler answers it to reveal Emily standing behind it.]
(Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe start to pick through the lasagne as there's a knock on the door which Monica answers.)
(The phone rings and Monica answers it.)
Rachel: Why? Do you have the answers written on there?
(Theres a knock on the door and Monica answers it.)
Ross: (Answers the phone.) Hello?
(The phone rings and Monica answers it.)
Phoebe: Ooh, three points. Both fine answers, but we were looking for leafy, leafy.
(Ross's phone rings and he answers it.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the phone rings and Phoebe answers it.]
Joey: It's called Shutter Speed, it's really cool! Yeah, umm, I meet this girl in the subway and we fall in love in like a day, right? And then, she disappears But I find out where she lives and when I get there this like old lady answers the door and I say, "Where's Betsy?" Right? And she says, "Betsy's been dead for 10 years."
Phoebe: Ohh thats so sweet! (Her cell phone rings.) Oh! Hang on! (Quickly grabs a cigarette and starts to light it as her phone rings.) Hang onnnnnn!!! (Gets the cigarette lighted and answers the phone.) (On phone.) Go!! No! No-no! I said sell when it hits 50! 5-0, its a number! It comes after 4-9!! No, its okay. Its okay, youre allowed one mistake. Just kidding, you are of course fired.
[Scene: Joannas office, Chandler, still handcuffed to the chair, is looking through the lingerie catalogue by turning the pages with his teeth. The phone rings and Chandler answers it with his nose.]
(Mrs. Walthams phone rings and she answers it.)
(The phone rings and Rachel answers it.)
(He closes the door again. Once again, Rachel knocks (harder this time) and he answers it.)
(There's a knock on the door and Monica answers it.)
[Scene: Danny's apartment, there's a knock on the door and he answers it.]
(The phone rings and Joey answers it.)
Phoebe: I think that uh, yours is a question with many answers.
[Scene: Outside Ugly Naked Guy's apartment, Ross is knocks on the door and Ugly Naked Guy answers it. He's ugly. He's naked. And he's holding a huge jumbo soda.]
[Scene: Chandler, Joey, and Ross's, The phone rings and Joey answers it.]
(The phone rings and Rachel answers it.)
(Phoebe knocks on the door with the wine and Chandler answers it. Rachel hides next to the door.)
[Scene: The Telethon, Joey's phone rings and he answers it.]
(Rachel runs over and answers the phone with the blender in hand.)
(There's a knock on the door and Chandler answers it. It's the pizza delivery girl.)
[Scene: Ross's apartment, he's unpacking after moving in. There's a knock on the door and he answers it.]
Monica: (answers the phone) Hello? (Listens.) (To Phoebe) It's Joey. (Phoebe's proud of herself.) (To Joey) I'm so glad you called! Chandler told me what happened. Y'know he's really upset about it.
[Scene: The Telethon, Joey answers his ringing phone.]
Joey: Whoa!! Now look, dont be just blurtin stuff out. I want you to really think about your answers. Okay?
[Scene: Joey and Janines, Chandler knocks on the front door. Joey answers the door.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the phone rings and Monica answers it as Rachel and Phoebe move a box into the living room.]
Joey: (To Chandler) Hey man, you feeling any better? (Chandler answers him with some guttural sounds that only he can make and that no human can transcribe.)
(The phone rings and Monica answers it.)
(Theres a knock on the door. The gang is stunned and Phoebe counts to make sure that everyone is there. Out of curiosity Chandler goes and answers the door.)
(He does a kara-tay move to silence her, then answers the phone.)
(The phone rings and Joey answers it.)
(Theres a knock on the door and Joey answers it to Wayne.)
Joey: I may have to, I hate to do it, but Im the star! Yknow? Theres a limit to how many sandwiches I can eat off the floor. (His cell phone rings) Excuse me. (Answers it, on phone) Joey Tribbiani.
(Theres a knock on the door, he shuts the TV off, and answers it.)
(The phone rings and Joey answers it.)
Tag: You have all the answers, don't you?
Chandler: Joey? Got you a Joey Special, two pizzas! Joe? (The phone rings and he answers it) (On phone) Hello? (Takes the phone away from his mouth when he realizes what he just did and yells.) Damnit! (Back on phone.) Hello? (Listens.) No, Joeys not here right now, but I can take a message I think. (Listens) Hes still got a chance for the part?! Oh, thats great news! (Listens) Well no obviously not for the actor who was mauled by his dog. (Listens) Oh well, thats great. I will give Joey the message. Thank you! (Hangs up and goes to write the message on the Magna-Doodle.) Yes! (Reading what hes writing) Okay, Mac audition at 2:00. Allergy actor attacked. (Pause) By dog not flowers.
Phoebe: (her mobile phone rings) Oh, it's my wedding planner. She's driving me crazy! (she answers) Hello... Hey, ok, stop screaming! Ok? So, halibut. All right, so salmon, either way. I don't-I don't... it doesn't matter to me!
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel is reading and there is knock on the door which she answers.]
(There is a knock on the door and Monica answers it. There is a woman standing there.)
[Scene: Phoebes birthday, shes taking the hippity-hop to Ursulas apartment as a gift. She knocks on the door and Ursula answers it.]
Rachel: Oh is it?! (She answers the cute guys phone.) Uhh, hello? (On her phone) Yes hi, is Rachel there? (On the other phone) Yes she is, just one moment please. (To Phoebe, holding out both phones.) Its for me!
(The phone rings and Monica answers it as Rachel goes into the bathroom.)
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Phoebe and Rachel are in the kitchen as there is a knock on the door. Rachel answers it.]
(Theres a knock on the door and Joey answers it.)
Joey: Yeah, theres this guy from Chicago whos supposed to be the next Martin Scorcese, all right? But then this guys right after him. (Joeys cell phone rings and he answers it.) Hello!
(The phone rings and Rachel answers it.)
(Phoebe joins Chandler on the couch as there is a knock on the door which Monica answers.)
Phoebe: (checks) I never get calls!! (Answers the phone) Hello?
(Tims beeper goes off and he answers it.)
[Scene: Rosss Building, they are approaching the apartment of the woman who died. Ross knocks on the door and a woman answers it.]
[Scene: Joeys Apartment, theres a knock on the door and Joey answers it to Ross.]
Rachel: Oh my God! I bet thats him. My digital fairy tale is about to begin. I wonder how I should be? Should I be uh (In a sexy voice) Hello? Or should I be (Happily) Hi! Its Rach (Phoebe knocks the phone out of Rachels hand, catches it, and answers it.) Would you stop doing that?!
CHANDLER: It's Joey.� (He answers it, holding it out so that Monica can hear too.)� Hey Joe.
Chandler: I like it in the stern. (Realizes what he just said.) of the boat. (The phone rings, and he answers it.) (on phone) Hello.
(Joeys cell phone rings and he answers it.)
(The phone rings and Monica answers it.)
Phoebe: (in a flash she answers) Maybe not, is it?
(Phone rings.� Chandler answers using the speaker phone.)
(Chandler and Monica hug and after a while the telephone rings again... Monica's eyes get bigger. Chandler answers.)