words in movies
Shelley: Question. You're not dating anybody, are you, because I met somebody who would be perfect for you.
Mrs. Geller: Oh, well Richard raved about the food at his party, of course you were sleeping with him. Then I heard the food at that lesbian wedding was very nice, I assume you werent sleeping with anybody there. Though, at least that would be something. (Leaves)
Monica: Ok, here we go. We need to sort out the tickets as quickly as possible to see if we've won. So does anybody have any ideas how to organize this? (doesn't let them answer) Ok, how about this: we divide them into 6 groups of 40, and the remaining 10 can be read by whoever finishes their pile first.
Rachel: Ok, I, I hear what you're sayin'. I'm with you. Um, but I, but I'm trying really hard. And I think I'm doing better. I really do. Does anybody need coffee? (everyone in the place raises their hand) Oh, look at that.
Rachel: (walks up with a pot of coffee) Would anybody like more coffee?
Rachel: (waitressing) Does anybody want anything else?
Monica: Did anybody else feel they just wanted to peel the skin off their body, to have something else to do?
Joey: Over there! (Points to the couch) Before, with the bills! You tried to give some charity, I said "No," you dropped it. Okay? Then we had a nice last night together, we had some fun, we gambled, nobody tried to give anybody any money! Now out of the blue, you start with the charity thing again!
Ross: No-no-no, Im saying we-we buy more of this (disposable cameras) at the gift shop, throw our tuxes back on, and take a few pictures. All we have to do is make sure not to get anybody elses faces.
Monica: Why?! Why? Why, why would anybody do something like that?
Monica: (holding sandwich) Does anybody wanna split this with me?
Rachel: No, I'm sorry, we're all out of those. Anybody else?
RACHEL: Does anybody need anything?
Ross: Hey guys, does anybody know a good date place in the neighborhood?
Monica: (still talking to the woman) All right, Ill do it just this once! But you cant tell anybody!
Adrienne: Oh believe me, Ross, I won't be telling anybody about this.
Rachel: Well, I just lost a job, and I'd like to raise the bet five bucks. Does anybody have a problem with that?
Phoebe: No, I didn't tell anybody that I knew you.
Rachel: Has anybody seen my engagement ring?
Chandler: Somebody wanna help me, tryin' to rip out my heart. (they pull her hand off of him) Uh, that's great. (looking around) Anybody seen a nipple?
MONICA: If it makes anybody feel better, then we can just forget the thing, and we'll just do the gift.
FBOB: OK, now before I go, does anybody else need to be picked up? [everyone raises their hands] I'm still gonna go.
MRS GREEN: This is so much fun, just the girls. You know what we should do? Does anybody have any marijuana?
CHANDLER: Ya know I remember my father, all dressed up in the red suit, the big black boots, and the patent leather belt, sneakin around downstairs. He didn't want anybody to see him but he'd be drunk so he'd stumble, crash into something and wake everybody up.
Rachel: Anybody wanna trade? Oh...
Chandler: (entering) Hi. Anybody know a good tailor?
Julie: Oh, you're busy, that's ok, I'll get it. Anybody else want one?
MNCA: [holding bottles] Does anybody want these?
CHANDLER: No. I'm not letting you or anybody else see, ever.
JOEY: Anybody want a croan.
Nurse: All right, all right, there's a few too many people in this room, and there's about to be one more, so anybody who's not an ex-husband or a lesbian life partner, out you go!
DR. BURKE: Yeah, since the divorce, when anybody asks me how I am, it's always with a sympathetic head tilt. [demonstrating] 'How ya doin'? You OK?'
Chandler: Is anybody else scared?
Chandler: I say, Drew! Are you seeing anybody right now? (Drew looks at him) Og-ee-op, Im not asking for me, Im I mean No, Im-Im not gay, Im not asking you out. Im not-Im not-Im not gay!
Monica: (entering from her bedroom) I gotta go to work. Has anybody seen my left boob?
Ross: Pheebs, come on, you didnt kill anybody, these people just happened to die when you went to the dentist. Its, its, its just ah, a coincidence.
Joey: (to Chandler and Monica) Hey, does anybody else feel bad about Ross?
Chandler: Oh, well then, if anybody should have a party it should be him.
Chandler: (standing up) Im up! Im up, Ive gotten up now! Anybody ah, want anything?
Chloe: I want you to met some friends of mine. (Introduces him to Chandler and Joey) This guy is my hero, he comes in with some stuff he wants it blown up 400%, we said we dont do that, and he says you gotta. And y'know what, we did it. And now anytime anybody wants 400, we just say lets Ross it!
Joey: Relax okay, I-I-I can get this open. Anybody have a coat hanger?
Chandler: (entering) Hey, does anybody need anything copied? Im going down to the Xerox place.
Chandler: (entering) Hey, anybody got a length of rope about six feet long with a little nouse at the end?
Chloe: Oh no. I feel it isnt really anybodys business, y'know.
Phoebe: Shh! Doogie, shh! Doesn't anybody understand that I'm gonna be having babies soon? Huh? Go! Go little boy, go!
Rachel: I mean I think Id say no to anybody right now. (Hearing this Gunther swoops back to cleaning tables.) Oh, but it was so strange. I mean Im standing there with this charming, cute guy, whos asking me to go out with him, which Im allowed to do, and I felt guilty. Y'know, like Id be cheating on Ross or something.
Monica: (getting up) All right, Im gonna go to work. Does anybody have a problem with that?
Monica: You bet your ass Im gonna fire you! Get out of my kitchen! Get out!! (Joey leaves) All right! Anybody else got a problem? How bout you Chuckles? You think this is funny now?
Ross: Take thee, (Glares at the Minister) Emily. (Chuckles) Like thered be anybody else. (Emily is glaring at him.)
Monica: Why? Because everything is my responsibility? Isn't it enough that I'm making Thanksgiving dinner for everyone? You know, everyone wants a different kind of potatoes, so I'm making different kinds of potatoes. Does anybody care what kind of potatoes I want? Nooooo, no, no! (starting to cry) Just as long as Phoebe gets her peas and onions, and Mario gets his tots, and it's my first Thanksgiving, and it's all burned, and, and I... I...
Joey: What?! What good is that gonna do anybody?
Chandler: All right! Fine! But its just a lunch date, no more than an hour! And from now on I get my own dates, I dont want you setting me up with anybody ever again!
The Stripper: Did anybody call for security?
Ross: OK, ahem, hey, does anybody know a good place if you're not dating a puma?
Chandler: Okay, hear me out. Okay? You give the best bad massages. If anybody was looking for the best bad massage and they were thinking to themselves, "Who's the best of that?" They'd have to go to you.
Joey: Too long! Oh my God, Rach, I've been dying to talk to someone about this for so long! Listen, listen, we can't say anything about this to anybody, they're so weird about that! Listen (Phoebe returns and interrupts them.)
Rachel: Thank you. So how-how bout you, are-are you seeing anybody?
Chandler: Sur-surprise him? We're not, we're not gonna make anybody mad are we?
Gary: Hey, anybody want to meet a hero?
Joey: (eyeing the flattened scone) Anybody gonna eat that?
Ross: Hey, does anybody want to get some lunch? All those in favor say I? (Pokes his eye)
Monica: Anybody lose this? (Holds up the chip and the woman next to her shakes her head no.)
Joey: Anybody want to say good-bye to me at the car?
Ross: Yeah. Uh, uh we promised we werent gonna tell anybody this but uh, about a month ago Rachel and I slept together.
Monica: I've never loved anybody as much as I love you.
Chandler: Yes! I love you! I've never loved anybody as much as I love you.
Phoebe: Now, we can kick anybodys ass!
Chandler: No, I dont want to tell anybody else because I dont want Monica to find out.
Chandler: Yeah, well Yknow, it just got me thinking though, why would anybody ever want to get married huh?
Chandler: Does anybody know me?!
Jill: Rachel and I had a really big fight, can I come in? I-I mean I know were not supposed to see each other anymore and Im okay with that, its just that I dont know anybody in the city and I really need somebody to talk to about it.
Phoebe: Wow, that sounds great! And what are you making Monica, in case Rachels dessert is...[about to say bad] so good that I eat all of it. Theres none left for anybody else!
Rachel: (makes some unintelligible sound to stop her from leaving) Obviously you know how to haggle, so I'm not gonna try and take you on. Okay? So $800 and I don't call the cops because you're robbing me blind! Blind! (Covers her eyes) Just take cat, leave the money, and run away! Run away! (Uncovers her eyes and sees that the woman has fled) Damnit! (To the cat) Cat, can't you at least smile or something?! (The cat hisses at her again, it sounds like Rachel) Okay, did anybody just hear that? Anybody?
Phoebe: (tremendously overacting) Fine! Ill do it without you! (Joey gives her thumbs up) I dont need you or anybody else! Im gonna make it on my own! (Joey closes the door to his bedroom.) Youll see!! Youll all see!!
Monica: Okay, but all right youre a guy, does it not freak you that youre never gonna sleep with anybody else?
Chandler: Hey, Im going for sushi does anybody want.. (enters and sees the bed) Whoa-whoa, somebody missed the off ramp.
Monica: Who wants it? Anybody?
Monica: Were never gonna find anybody.
Chandler: (To Monica) Yknow, we havent found anybody else.
Monica: Doesnt it ever just freak you out that-that youre never gonna be with anybody new again?
Will: So you knocked her up but youre not gonna marry her. Dude! (Wants another high-five and Ross ignores him.) Anybody?
Monica: You didnt tell anybody I was did you?!
Rachel: Ugh! Look honey yknow what? I havent told him yet, so until I do I dont think I should tell anybody else.
Rachel: Oh Joey! Joey! No, its not you! You didnt get anybody pregnant!
Monica: Oh! Did anybody see that-that documentary on the Korean War? (Joey is pissed)
Monica: No, no its going to be great. Really! Mom, Dad, when I got married, one of the things that made me sure I could do it was the amazing example the two of you set for me. For that and so many other things I want to say thank you. I know I probably dont say it enough, but I love you. (Pretends to cry hoping her parents will join her.) When I look around this room, Im-Im saddened by the thought of those who could not be here with us. Nana, my beloved grandmother who would so want to be here, but she cant because shes dead. As is our dog Chi-Chi. I mean look how cute she is. (Holds up the picture and pretends to cry again). Was. (To an old man by the stage.) Do me a favor and pass this to my parents. Remember shes dead. Okay, her and Nana, gone. Wow! Hey does anybody remember when Debra Winger had to say goodbye to her children in Terms of Endearment? (Chandler covers his ears) Didnt see that? No movie fans?! You want to hear something sad? The other day I was watching 60 Minutes these orphans in Romania, who have been so neglected, they were incapable of love. (Waits for people to cry, but doesnt get any tears.) You people are made of stone! Heres to mom and dad! Whatever!
Rachel: Ill be watching TV if anybody needs me. (exits to her room)
Rachel: Okay you have to realize, I was exhausted, I was emotional, I would have said yes to anybody. Like that time you and I got married! (Pause) Im not helping.
Ross: We live together. Youre having our baby. Im not gonna see anybody else. Are you-are you sure you dont want something more?
Joey: Hey, for what its worth, with Rachel I dont think youll ever be just (Makes quote marks.) "anybody."
Joey: (checking the last ticket) Damnit! anybody got anything?
Ross: So I dont wanna be just anybody.
Chandler: Hello? Hello? Oh, hey Charlie. Did anybody else hear? ... What? Susan got it?? How? Oh man, I would have slept with him!! .. Alright, bye. (hangs up)
Monica: Hey, don't say that! You got just as good a chance as anybody else of getting that job!
Joey: Hey, if anybody gets extra tickets, it should be me! This all thing was my idea! (takes the bowl from Monica)
Joey: Ok, ok! Fine! You can come, but don't tell anybody else. It's up on the roof at 8.
Ross: Was there...uh, huh, huh, huh... andybody, anybody else there.
Joey: But what about back home, anything going on there? Anybody you like?
Rachel: Anybody! You, me, you know, Monica's mom...
David: You're kidding me. Because I'm not seeing anybody, I've just totally made that up.
Ross: Go away! I don't want to see anybody.